It’s going to be a bumpy ride.
I’m of course referring to this video: Your browser does not support iframes.
Vote Rombama Steinson!
On the plus side, [find optimistic factoid].
Packers loss aside, this is going to be a good season. I just know it.
Off-days can be boring. This post is for the ladies.
Our race to #1 (draft pick) is in serious jeopardy now.
The Buddhists have a word for this season: Shitty.
He asked the doctor for a Cub-ectomy, but came out minus an appendix instead.
Also, FIP is NOT the same as fap, apparently.
Abandon Hope, ye who feel Joe Mather will save this team.
The Cubs suck etc.
I’ve been the worst fan lately.