Garza and Cubs vs. Lilly and Dodgers (for 3 innings or so)

The Cubs are taking on the Dodgers today in the latest practice game.  You can watch on WGN-TV, keep track on Gameday, or listen to the MLB broadcast in Gameday Audio.  The game begins at 2pm Central Time.  Probably. We really can't be sure.

Cubs lineup:

Kim DeJesus' husband – RF

Asshair Burner – 2B

The Chosen One – SS

Stubbly McGee – 3B

Wyrd – CF

OMG OMG OMG REEEEEDZ 11!!1111!! LSA – LF

Beefy – C

LaHair's Eventual replacement – 1B

Crazy Eyes – P

 

Dodgers' Lineup:

Gwynn – DH

Ellis – 2B

Loney – 1B

Sands – LF

Uribe – 3B

Oetjen – LF

Federowicz – C

Sellers – SS

Angle – CF

Former Cub and likely current serial killer, Ted Lilly will pitch.

Then after about 3 innings, maybe we'll see some Brett Jackson, Josh Vitters, and other interesting prospects while we won't know who the hell the Dodgers are running out there because we don't care about them.

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