It's Jeff Samardzija Time! – Cubs Game Thread

The 2012 Cubs are about to jump the shark.  Sending Jeff Samardzija to the mound is about as desperate an idea as when TV shows add Ted McGinley or have the Very Special Pregant Woman Gives Birth in a Stopped Elevator episode in an effort to boost ratings.

The lineup that Sveum has constructed to stop the Cubs from going 0-3 for the first time since the 0-14 start in 1997:

RF Kim DeJesus' husband

2B Beardy McDFA

SS Chosen One

LF $19 Million Man

3B Umm…. Ian Stewart

1B The Hair

CF Wyrd

C Soto's Backup

Just Let it Happen.


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