The Children Are The Future-Cubs Minor League Update Sponsored by 8===~~~

Normally I don't do weekend updates because you know, I'm a very important person who spends his free time doing important shit. Like today where I will be flying across the lake on a 21 foot powerboat jamming to Lynard Skynard and pounding Keystone's with my brah's. Because thats how we get down. But I decided to gift all of you with this special edition due to the HR's outbreak in Iowa and the Baez promotion. Enjoy.

Iowa

Pretty much every player we hope will turn out to be something hit a HR last night. Jackson, Rizzo, Vitters and Clevenger all went deep. The good news is they went yard on good pitchers as Shelby Miller and Fernando Salas gave up dongers. Hopefully this is the start of the Brett Jackson resurrection. 

Smokies

Trey McNutt had a MEH kind of game. 

Daytona

Matt Loosen pitched a gem, striking out 7 in 6 innings. His only run allowed was on a solo HR. 

Peoria

The Cubs might as well release Concepcion. That is the biggest waste of money of all time. 57 baserunners in 26 IP. 14 K's. This guy fucking sucks. In good news 2011 1st round pick Javier Baez will debut for Peoria today. 

 

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