New Calendar For Kosuke

We all know the story by now. This is the fourth April in a row that Kosuke Fukudome has treated pitchers like they insulted his sister. In the previous three years, he would fall off the cliff in such a Wile E. Coyote-esque manner, you’d want to make sure he isn’t purchasing his bats from ACME, Inc. The key, obviously, is the month of April, thus I think the Cubs should change every calendar in their organization to this more Kosuke-friendly version so that he can keep hitting until the end of the season.


If they do it, I can definitely foresee a division clinching RBI from Kosuke somewhere around April 178th. That is, unless he is traded at the April 122nd trade deadline.


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