Aramis Ramirez and Carlos Pena got the memo that the pressure is off, so they went about their business of hitting meaningless homeruns. But Alfonso Soriano couldn’t be bothered to even do that. He settled for a measly triple and then laid down in the middle of the game.
Way to earn your money, pal.
I shouldn’t be too rough on him though, since he does have a lot of money and he could theoretically buy a whole bunch of stuff from our OV Shop if they caught his fancy. It could happen. He already seems to like the Darwinning shirt: