It was a banner day at Wrigley. The Cubs won, Carlos Marmol didn’t completely implode, and there were a couple of homeruns. There was also an actual banner. I don’t know what Houston did to these people, but they want to get them realigned the hell out of the National League Central.
I think all that would accomplish is that the Cubs would be in last place. I’d say maybe they’re Cardinals fans, but the words are all spelled correctly.