So that was fun. The Cubs won three games in a row just when nobody thought they could. But then they played an actual major league team. They had a chance in the ninth inning, but Blake DeWitt struck out on what would have been ball four. OV, using advanced technology that we have developed in our secret underground labs, was able to capture the moment and determine how DeWitt was fooled by the pitch.
We were thinking about other stuff too. Like how to spend the money we won’t be spending on Cubs tickets next year.