The Children Are The Future-Cubs Minor League Update Sponsored by Roto Rooter


Adrian Cardenas just keeps hitting and is up to .350. You are worthless Blake DeWitt. Chris Rusin had a great start working 8 innings and only allowing 2 hits while striking out 4. Brett Jackson is struggling a bit as of late and is only hitting .239 with a bit less power than you would hope for. 


Logan Watkins had a decent game. Tennessee remains a barren wasteland.


Spellcheck Jr is breaking out of his slump. He went 1-3 with a walk and stole 3 bases as well. Rubi Silva has stayed hot and is now batting .367. Anybody remember Brian Schlitter? He is alive and well in Florida and worked a scoreless inning. He was followed by Tony Zych who went 2 scoreless innings of his own.


Zeke DeVoss went 2-2 with a walk and Marco Hernandez continues to struggle. A lot of people including myself had hopes for Hernandez after a great year but so far A ball seems a bit much for him. But he is still young so even if he scuffles this year its not the end of his prospect status. Patrick Francescon had a really good start but anytime MD or I praise him he sucks so basically fuck Patrick Francescon.