Top Ten Highlights of the Cubs Game Tonight

10. Ryan Dempster getting his one out of the evening.

9. Koyie Hill hitting a homerun.

8. Al Yellon and Buster Olney arguing on Twitter over whether Justin Berg hit Justin Upton on purpose. 

7. No killer tornadoes hit the stadium.

6. The NFL Draft, NBA playoffs, and Michael Scott’s farewell provided some distraction.

5. A long, lingering shot of a hot soccer mom licking a lollipop.

4. Bob Brenly getting the giggles while discussing a tomahawk throwing contest.

3. Did I mention the hot soccer mom with the lollipop?

2. Long periods of dead air while Len and Bob sampled different hotdogs available at the concession stands.

1. It mercifully ended.


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