I toughed through it and still worked 40 hours a week at the gas station the summer I had it (dying laughing). I didn’t realize what it was until my girlfriend was knocked on her ass by it a month or so later.
@ dmick89:
In all seriousness, it doesn’t much matter. That the Cubs even have those guys in the roster is an indication of how awful their offense is.
Sounds like the Cubs are going to get the ball rolling on player facilities and clubhouse renovations whether or not they reach a deal on the rest of the Wrigley negotiations.
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I don’t know.
joshQuote Reply
@ josh:
At least the Hope Monster was polite enough to take off his cowboy hat while indoors.
mikeakaleroyQuote Reply
Ok, here’s a slight revision that maybe makes more sense. That’s the true sign of a master craftsman: baseline coherence.
joshQuote Reply
So Verlander signed his huge contractor on Cy Young’s birthday.
/late to the show
WaLiQuote Reply
Wrecked ‘im? Darn near killed ‘im!
/punchline to the first joke I can remember hearing
joshQuote Reply
I’ve missed the Hope Monster.
GBTSQuote Reply
@ GBTS:
Me too, me too. Maybe someday Theo will revive him.
joshQuote Reply
(dies laughing)
BerseliusQuote Reply
(dying laughing)
mb22Quote Reply
Awesome. Drunken hope monster ftw.
Doc BlairQuote Reply
Suburban kidQuote Reply
BerseliusQuote Reply
Tyler Colvin ——-> AAA
BerseliusQuote Reply
Sorry for the huge image, if anyone gives a shit.
Suburban kidQuote Reply
@ Berselius:
Huh. He even had a decent year in 2012.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
@ Rizzo the Rat:
The jump on the quote link made me think you were talking about Escaping Jesus above.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ Rice Cube:
We all know that 2012 was a down year for him.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
@ Rizzo the Rat:
I’m sure he’ll resurrect his career at some point.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Homer Simpson ———-> released
BerseliusQuote Reply
Also
Michael Brenly ———-> released
BerseliusQuote Reply
http://www.chicagonow.com/cubs-den/2013/03/cubs-game-notes-and-preview-hayden-simpson-released/
Fuckin’ mono, dude. That’s what it was.
GBTSQuote Reply
I had mono when I was sixteen and I’m STILL not an Olympian.
GBTSQuote Reply
@ Berselius:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DdeLUA0Fms
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
@ GBTS:
I never had mono and I still suck.
dmick89Quote Reply
@ GBTS:
I had it when I was little, which explains my Little League numbers.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
@ Rizzo the Rat:
Still better than Hayden Simpson?
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ Rice Cube:
Well, the Cubs were going to draft me, but they figured my asking price was too high.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
@ dmick89:
I toughed through it and still worked 40 hours a week at the gas station the summer I had it (dying laughing). I didn’t realize what it was until my girlfriend was knocked on her ass by it a month or so later.
BerseliusQuote Reply
Barney —> busted knee (stitches)
Lillibridge —> opening day 2B
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ Berselius:
http://www.hark.com/waynes-world/i-thought-i-had-mono-for-an-entire-year
Rice CubeQuote Reply
My dog is getting ready for the baseball season and she doesn’t look too excited.
dmick89Quote Reply
Rice Cube wrote:
When did the Cubs hire Dr. Nick Riviera?
Suburban kidQuote Reply
Rice Cube wrote:
Did Lillibridge go all Tonya Harding?
dmick89Quote Reply
@ dmick89:
No, but she rocks the Cubs hat at a pleasingly jaunty angle.
Suburban kidQuote Reply
@ dmick89:
Bad slide while attempting to catch a foul ball.
Cute dog.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
campana —-> AAA (despite cody ross and adam eaton going on the dl)
GWQuote Reply
Valbuena should go to 2B, and the one they call Lillibridge should split time with Clevenger at 3B.
MylesQuote Reply
Myles wrote:
dmick89Quote Reply
@ dmick89:
In all seriousness, it doesn’t much matter. That the Cubs even have those guys in the roster is an indication of how awful their offense is.
dmick89Quote Reply
Suburban kidQuote Reply
Sounds like the Cubs are going to get the ball rolling on player facilities and clubhouse renovations whether or not they reach a deal on the rest of the Wrigley negotiations.
BerseliusQuote Reply
New shit http://obstructedview.net/minor-leagues/2013-cubs-prospects-ratings.html
dmick89Quote Reply
Happy Easter, folks:
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Rice CubeQuote Reply