In between searching for new employment and whatever else is going on in real life right now, I thought I’d temper some expectations and doom with some math. Funny enough, the only mention of “math” in the OV archives is one of the old comics about Joe Mather of all people, but I’m too lazy to grab something math-y from Al Gore’s internet, so this can stay and be fun. Incidentally, once upon a time when the Cubs sucked, I watched Joe Mather walk off an obviously superior Cardinals team at Wrigley, so strange things do happen in baseball.
We are at the point where we need more strange things to happen in favor of the Cubs. The problem, of course, is the prolonged slump in May and June that put them in this position in the first place (kind of the opposite of what happened last year). Having one of the first major bullpen fails that actually led to a loss after a hot streak was annoying but not unexpected. The problem is that certain clubs above the Cubs in the standings aren’t losing at the same time. Arizona and San Diego are too far away. Milwaukee has the division pretty much locked up. At 71-67, the Cubs have 24 games remaining to make up either the 10 game deficit in the division (probably not going to happen) or the 3.5 games (more like 4.5 with having lost pretty much every tiebreaker) between them and Atlanta, not to mention having to outplay the Mets, so it’s doable, just very very difficult and improbable.
The month of September has plenty of winnable games, but also a few land mines. Theoretically the Cubs can take Paul Skenes to school and then win their series against the Pirates despite laying a stinker in the opener, but that will be a tough task. Then the Yankees with a recovered Anthony Rizzo come into town, and that is not an easy matchup even if said Yankees have been struggling. Then a West Coast road trip to visit the Dodgers (not easy) and Coors (chaos incarnate) before a hopefully easier homestand against the A’s and Nationals. The last road trip of the year is three in Philly, who have the lead in their division but haven’t clinched anything yet, before finishing off the season at home against the Reds, who by that point you hope will be done.
With those 24 games remaining, the Cubs could go .500 (which would suck) and get to 83 wins, which would match last year’s surprising (yet ultimately disappointing) record, only this season we expected slightly better, so let’s not do that. Given that nobody wants to lose, the Cubs probably need anywhere from 86 to 90 wins to get that last wild card, so that’s between 15-9 (.625) and 19-5 (.792). Given their blitz through some easier competition and some of the matchups coming up, those are certainly still possible, as long as they don’t get fully embarrassed against the good teams and do what they need to against the bottom dwellers. While I would refrain from making any bets, I would also not completely dismiss this slim but still very real possibility. And even for those who gave up in June, at least you’re paying attention again, eh?
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Actually this is probably an appropriate Hope Monster post now that I think about it.
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https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2024/09/the-opener-steele-cole-mlbtr-chat.html
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Bleah
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Surprised so many remembered K-Rod for Mets/Brewers.
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I suppose this is as good of news as you can get re: elbow
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The usual lineup (Bethancourt catching), good luck Kyle
https://www.mlb.com/gameday/pirates-vs-cubs/2024/09/03/746834/preview
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Took care of the no-hitter and a good chunk of pitch count
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Hell of an AB from Belli there.
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At least the Cubs should have about five innings against the Pirates bullpen tonight.
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Serviceable Hendricks start, hope the Cubs score
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Well dumb
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Darn hecking Cubs
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Surprised so many remember Samardzija was a White Sox.
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Perkins,
same re: Ray Durham
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Rice Cube,
I debated Juan Uribe and Aaron Rowand but figured they’d be on the higher side, having been on championship teams from both franchises.
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The recent claim has arrived, suggesting someone is about to be optioned (Roberts?) or IL’d (most likely Steele if so)
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Turns out the IL is for Lopez, who apparently was rushed back from his groin issue because the Cubs training staff are idiots
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And now Steele goes to IL
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Between the Cubs’ crapulence and Braves’ and Mets’ opposite of that, the last couple days have felt like the end of the Cubs’ season.
This team has shown flashes of skill and I remain optimistic about the future, but it’d be swell if the front office made a more conspicuous effort to fill holes and risk some real money this time instead of trying to extract value. If the Cubs had won even half of the games the bullpen blew early in the season, they’d be holding a playoff spot. And if the entire offense hadn’t gone to shit for weeks at a time, the same would probably be true.
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Neely is the other call up for the Steele IL move
https://x.com/Cubs/status/1831461469806064089?t=s6O2CGybVDHGcWMZB-qqeg&s=19
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I’m glad the Cubs scored but that was still a waste of an inning
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Much better inning that time
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🦢🍆
berseliusQuote Reply
Baseball is dumb and amazing
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Paredes having a rough one out there
berseliusQuote Reply
At least the offense is back to raining dongs on opposing pitchers after a brief refractory period
berseliusQuote Reply
I’ll say it again, I wish the Cubs could apply some of these runs to the prior games in the series.
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Rowdy Tellez eephus pitches being called as such on GameDay (dying laughing)
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Yay, a sorta no hitter
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Hang the banner
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No-hitter y’all
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berselius,
They get added to the Wikipedia article
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Nate Pearson and Porter Hodge are new obscure IG answers for no-hitters. I’m just assuming people will remember Shota’s contribution more.
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Matt Chapman –> got paid after all
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woof, I missed this bit of BN news last year
https://www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2024/09/05/state-of-bleacher-nation-update/
hope they don’t go the way of FO
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berselius,
The gist of what I understand is that Brett and friends will operate as they usually have, but they’ve obviously had to adapt and make things all click baity and SEO friendly etc plus all their ads and sponsorships. Nothing is ever truly free.
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Rice Cube,
Aye, that’s also how it worked with Football Outsiders and their sports betting VC Overlords. Then their corporate overlords just … stopped paying the writers. And any bills.
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So everyone just remembered Mark Grudzielanek, huh.
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berselius,
I want to say that Brett as a former lawyer would know how to protect himself against stupid crap like that, but who even knows anymore.
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Landmines were Jose Guillen and Jose Vidro, both at 2% (dying laughing)
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Oof, Lamar whiffed on the second to last play.
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No Super Bowl hangover for Mahomes I guess
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Anthony Rizzo –> Wrigley
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Really happy for Amaya getting that no hitter on his resume. It’s crazy how absolutely frustrating this season has been when the people on this team have such good vibes overall. I really want to see this particular assembly of players win.
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Enjoying all the Rizzo content in the tubes today. I’m still surprised that the team didn’t keep him around – of all the youths from the championship team he always seemed like the obvious choice for both on and off the field reasons.
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berselius,
It seems I missed that he got a lowball extension offer and left but he will likely always be welcomed back to Cubs Con
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Hm
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Getting a little misty in here during this Rizzo montage
berseliusQuote Reply
big disappointment if the Cubs don’t use his (Starlin Castro’s) walk up music in his first PA
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go cubs boo pear wigglers
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I’m going to mark up PCA’s successful debut this season to the calming presence of Craig Counsell, who is uniquely suited to giving him advice on being a major leaguer who will likely always look like he’s skipping high school English class.
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<3 Aramis
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Perhaps the Cubs will score today, or perhaps not, it could go either way
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I got to use all of LaTroy Hawkins, Joe Borowski, snd Kyle Farnsworth so I’m happy.
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Rice Cube,
It went the way I did not prefer 😟
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Jacobs looks washed af
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This turf has the packers dreaming of Soldier Field in mid November the day after a concert
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Friday night football? I thought that was reserved for the high schools
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Rice Cube,
Packers-Eagles in Brazil tonight, it’s been a slop fest.
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berselius,
At least it’s almost in the same time zone!
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A few more preseason games for the defense to get on the same page 🤷♂️
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Not quite how I was hoping that game would end
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All former Cubs with Eckersley the high man at 4%.
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Lots of people remembered Vida Blue
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First pitch and already a fantastic Dansby almost play
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Would not object to one God damn hit (or preferably more)
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Thanks Happ
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Should have also asked for some runs
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Looooooooooltre Dame
(ignores Badgers lackluster performance against a Division 2 program)
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berselius,
Sorry, man. Not how you want to start the season.
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andcounting,
At least he dodged the worst case scenario; I assumed it was an ACL when I saw it live. Fortunately I’m not that kind of doctor (dying laughing)
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The 40 HR club was a bit rough
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The Cubs have scored
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The Bears have scored much more thanks to their defense
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A positive Chicago sports day
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*Steps away from nfl fire hose*
M^{-1}
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berselius,
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A lot of good results for the Cubs today, but alas Verlander useless tonight
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Bah
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Some surprising popular choices today
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Bears. Cubs. White Sox. W(hat a world).
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Fun for the top pick this year
https://www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2024/09/09/cam-smith-promoted/
I will likely not have time for a new post or pod due to having to apply for new work, though I do have a couple interviews coming up so at some point I may again have a work computer and/or the fundage to get a new computer for the various tasks needed to maintain these silly hobbies
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Mike Fiers a popular one today.
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Friction eh
https://www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2024/09/09/despite-front-office-friction-cubs-president-jed-hoyer-expected-to-return-in-2025/
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Rice Cube,
If this were the Astros front office, they’d just need to bust out some Astroglide. I’m not sure what the Cubs equivalent pun is (dying laughing).
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RIP Mufasa 😔
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berselius,
Bear fat?
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Go Cubbies. Go Cyle.
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It’s so late and I’m so old and I want to listen to the game but I also want to sleep (dying laughing)
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andcounting,
I was about to say that he has a good history in Chavez Ravine, but the nlcs game 6 start was at Wrigley (dying laughing)
berseliusQuote Reply
Oh and it’s my yearly reminder of how much I hate the dodgers stadium soundboard guy
berseliusQuote Reply
This is not a fun inning
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That could’ve been bad but it is currently simply annoying
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Good god those PCA stories made me feel ancient
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berselius,
I feel like my 6yo left YouTube on.
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PCA glove good
berseliusQuote Reply
Busch exacting some revenge against his former team, I see.
andcountingQuote Reply
It’s a clinic at this point. This inning should be endorsed by the Crime Dog.
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Rice Cube,
I’ll be at the Colorado games this weekend, should get a post or three out of it
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andcounting,
These are the instructional videos, that get results
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10-4 good buddy
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Cubs defense today 😙👌
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I’m excited for vaguely meaningful baseball this week (dying laughing)
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Whee!
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Not bad. Ottavino was half of this.
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To-day’s base ball squadron
LF Happ
SS Swanson
DH Suzuki
RF Belli
3B Paredes
1B Busch
2B Hoerner
CF PCA
C Amaya
P Shota
berseliusQuote Reply
Wow, PCA now out-OPSing Happ
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FrEddiE FrEEman
You don’t see that every day. Or month.
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Dodgers defense not covering themselves in glory today
berseliusQuote Reply
More insurance, closer screwing, etc etc plz
berseliusQuote Reply
Pca is going to catch one behind the back at this rate (dying laughing)
berseliusQuote Reply
Where was this defense in the first half of the season
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berselius,
Practically did, (dying laughing) (dying laughing)
andcountingQuote Reply
The Book of Mormon was probably only slightly more funny than the Dodgers defense tonight
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PCA!!!!
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Shut UP, Pete! W(ow)!
andcountingQuote Reply
Sounds like PCA did a thing to end the game
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Hope Hodge is okay, seemed like he had a mini panic attack out there??
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Rice Cube,
Robbed a HR for the final out
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Shota being 13-3 is pretty awesome
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andcounting,
So good
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berselius,
There was only one Crow(-Armstrong) so not quite a murder
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Hecking Eric Davis
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https://blogs.fangraphs.com/its-all-about-makin-that-pca/
Love for PCA
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PCA stuff –> https://www.obstructedview.net/pca-the-madman/
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