A Post-Loss Haiku

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Mostly to test stuff out, we needed a new thread anyway for tomorrow…

Here we go!

Shota was badass

Too many walks and errors

And little offense

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    Rice Cube

    The MLBTR blurb:

    1. Tokyo Series continues:

    Game 1 of the Tokyo Series is in the books. The Dodgers’ offense got to the Cubs’ bullpen after strong performances from starters Shota Imanaga (four scoreless frames) and Yoshinobu Yamamoto (five innings of one-run ball). The Dodgers ultimately came away from the game with a 4-1 victory, and the Cubs will try to leave Japan with a split in Game 2 tomorrow morning. Youngster Roki Sasaki (2.35 NPB ERA in 2024) will make his MLB debut for the Dodgers, pitching opposite Cubs southpaw Justin Steele (3.07 MLB ERA in 2024). As was the case this morning, tomorrow’s game will take place at 5:10am CT (3:10am PT), and will be broadcasted nationally on FS1. Meanwhile, locals in Chicago and Los Angeles can tune into Marquee Sports Network and Sportsnet L.A. for their respective local broadcasts.

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  2. andcounting

    I’m going to assume some Cubs fan just spent 5 grand to cost the Cubs a run and drop a souvenir in one fell swoop.

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  3. andcounting

    berselius,

    I was (dying laughing) at the ad I got on Marquee (no idea if it was regional, local, whatever) for bet365. They might as well call it ihaveanobviousandirreversibleproblem.com.

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