A Rainout Haiku In Other Topics by Rice CubeMarch 7, 202556 Comments Rain in the desert A most inopportune time Boredom will ensue
Author Rice Cube March 7, 2025 at 4:41 pm How many comments Can we continue this bit Speaking in haiku? Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube March 7, 2025 at 7:07 pm New rankings are out Despite some graduations Cubs remain in 8th https://www.mlb.com/news/farm-system-rankings-2025-preseason?t=mlb-pipeline-coverage Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube March 7, 2025 at 9:57 pm Probably not appropriate to haiku this one because yikes https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/03/gerrit-cole-going-for-diagnostic-tests-on-elbow.html Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube March 8, 2025 at 10:24 am berselius: Daily Walkoff Cubs #190 dailywalkoff.com Almost a haiku Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube March 8, 2025 at 10:29 am ROY be rough Frank Robinson was land mine Score not too shabby Immaculate Grid 706 9/9: Rarity: 10 IMMACULATE! Play at: https://immaculategrid.com Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube March 8, 2025 at 10:43 am I thought Nady was OF but I guess he played more 1B than anything Daily Walkoff Cubs #190 dailywalkoff.com Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube March 8, 2025 at 12:50 pm A’s did a thing https://www.mlb.com/news/athletics-las-vegas-jersey-patch-2025 Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
berselius March 8, 2025 at 1:29 pm Sounding like Gerrit Cole might have low key sproinged berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube March 8, 2025 at 3:33 pm PCyay PC4. pic.twitter.com/xmJyvIIotL — Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) March 8, 2025 Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Perkins March 8, 2025 at 7:42 pm All Cubs. Belli and KB were the main landmines. Immaculate Grid 706 9/9: Rarity: 8 IMMACULATE! Play at: https://immaculategrid.com PerkinsQuote Reply 0 0
Perkins March 8, 2025 at 7:43 pm B’oh Daily Walkoff Cubs #190 dailywalkoff.com PerkinsQuote Reply 0 0
berselius March 8, 2025 at 9:48 pm Trying to not get too excited about a PCA breakout this year. Would be fun! berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
berselius March 9, 2025 at 7:48 am Doh Daily Walkoff Cubs #191 dailywalkoff.com berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube March 9, 2025 at 9:53 am Shrug Immaculate Grid 707 9/9: Rarity: 5 IMMACULATE! Play at: https://immaculategrid.com Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube March 9, 2025 at 9:54 am Yay Daily Walkoff Cubs #191 dailywalkoff.com Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube March 9, 2025 at 1:46 pm More cuts today as we edge closer to Japan time, looks like they’re kicking the can down the road for the Brujan/Workman decision Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
berselius March 9, 2025 at 2:04 pm Pat Hughes in my earballs, you love to see it. Or not see it in this case berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube March 9, 2025 at 2:16 pm berselius, Definitely love to hear it Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
berselius March 9, 2025 at 3:41 pm Boo, The Score isn’t sending Pat et al to Japan berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube March 9, 2025 at 4:22 pm berselius, Boo seconded, poor way to treat a HOFer but also that’s a long way to travel for a guy getting up there in years Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube March 9, 2025 at 4:58 pm The game was won when the starters were in and that’s how we should look at today Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube March 9, 2025 at 7:17 pm Rays poverty franchise https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/03/rays-owner-stu-sternberg-facing-pressure-to-sell-from-fellow-owners-commissioners-office.html Also I guess Gerrit Cole is slated for TJS even if he gets a third or fourth opinion Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
berselius March 9, 2025 at 8:54 pm Rice Cube, John Fisher must have some great dirt on the rest of the owners (dying laughing). berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
berselius March 9, 2025 at 9:05 pm And tbh if the owners were going to cook up a way to push someone out it would be Steve Cohen berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
Perkins March 9, 2025 at 9:09 pm A bunch of 2% mini-landmines today. Immaculate Grid 707 9/9: Rarity: 13 IMMACULATE! Play at: https://immaculategrid.com PerkinsQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube March 9, 2025 at 10:00 pm Bleah https://www.mlbshop.com/chicago-cubs/caps/mens-chicago-cubs-new-era-royal-overlap-59fifty-fitted-hat/t-36555355+d-5638006669+f-0236479003+z-9-1310469292?utm_medium=cse&_s=ak1944mlb-pla&sku=206529740&targetid=targetid&utm_campaign=21175747567_164536326367&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiAlbW-BhCMARIsADnwasqQDtoveMqeKko9t80-W9SnHaTylLyoJ_65scnsSdL0fPDrVUFmvxwaAqThEALw_wcB Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
berselius March 10, 2025 at 7:01 am Rice Cube, (dying laughing), looks like they already removed the Texas one, which effectively replaced the X with a T which was, uh, kind of problematic berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
berselius March 10, 2025 at 7:07 am berselius, They’d probably sell a lot of them though (dying laughing) berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
berselius March 10, 2025 at 7:09 am Daily Walkoff Cubs #192 “Half-Decade Leaders” dailywalkoff.com A sneaky one berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
berselius March 10, 2025 at 8:48 am berselius, Other hats of note asHos anAels berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
berselius March 10, 2025 at 8:54 am Blarg, I’m stuck in an all-day proposal review panel following Toyko Game Two berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube March 10, 2025 at 9:30 am Ha Guess enough people remembered Dale Murphy as a Rockies Immaculate Grid 708 9/9: Rarity: 5 IMMACULATE! Play at: https://immaculategrid.com Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube March 10, 2025 at 9:32 am (dying laughing) forgot Aramis was slow Daily Walkoff Cubs #192 “Half-Decade Leaders” dailywalkoff.com Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube March 10, 2025 at 9:56 am Not broadcasting a game in the year of our lord 2025 should be a crime https://www.mlb.com/gameday/cubs-vs-guardians/2025/03/10/778821/preview Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Perkins March 10, 2025 at 12:20 pm Had a bit of trouble on rarity for 300 HR. Immaculate Grid 708 9/9: Rarity: 16 IMMACULATE! Play at: https://immaculategrid.com PerkinsQuote Reply 0 0
Perkins March 10, 2025 at 12:20 pm Daily Walkoff Cubs #192 “Half-Decade Leaders” dailywalkoff.com PerkinsQuote Reply 0 0
berselius March 10, 2025 at 2:27 pm andcounting, stop making good moves, yall berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
andcounting March 10, 2025 at 4:15 pm berselius, (dying laughing) Still waiting for the incompetent shoe to drop. andcountingQuote Reply 0 0
berselius March 10, 2025 at 4:28 pm Rice Cube: Gerrit Cole –> TJS /nonsequitur berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
berselius March 10, 2025 at 9:25 pm Rice Cube, It was a running gag in the Effectively Wild fan community last year, whenever Yankees fans (one in particular) would complain about their team people would just flood the thread with the pear wiggler gif. berseliusQuote Reply 1 0
Author Rice Cube March 11, 2025 at 9:07 am berselius, Was just seeing the damage on the pears and wondering if this is a simulation of stress during transport or something (dying laughing) Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
berselius March 11, 2025 at 9:38 am Tricksy one Daily Walkoff Cubs #193 dailywalkoff.com berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
berselius March 11, 2025 at 9:38 am Rice Cube, That was the original sim (dying laughing) berseliusQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube March 11, 2025 at 9:54 am Ron Cey! Immaculate Grid 709 9/9: Rarity: 4 IMMACULATE! Play at: https://immaculategrid.com Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube March 11, 2025 at 9:55 am D’oh Daily Walkoff Cubs #193 dailywalkoff.com Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
Author Rice Cube March 11, 2025 at 12:15 pm New Japan shit –> https://www.obstructedview.net/mr-shaw-goes-to-japan/ Rice CubeQuote Reply 0 0
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Can we continue this bit
Speaking in haiku?
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New rankings are out
Despite some graduations
Cubs remain in 8th
https://www.mlb.com/news/farm-system-rankings-2025-preseason?t=mlb-pipeline-coverage
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Probably not appropriate to haiku this one because yikes
https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/03/gerrit-cole-going-for-diagnostic-tests-on-elbow.html
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Daily Walkoff
Cubs #190
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Almost a haiku
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ROY be rough
Frank Robinson was land mine
Score not too shabby
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I thought Nady was OF but I guess he played more 1B than anything
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Cubs #190
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A’s did a thing
https://www.mlb.com/news/athletics-las-vegas-jersey-patch-2025
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Sounding like Gerrit Cole might have low key sproinged
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PCyay
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Cubs outslug Mariners
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All Cubs. Belli and KB were the main landmines.
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B’oh
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Cubs #190
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Trying to not get too excited about a PCA breakout this year. Would be fun!
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Doh
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Cubs #191
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Shrug
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Yay
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More cuts today as we edge closer to Japan time, looks like they’re kicking the can down the road for the Brujan/Workman decision
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Pat Hughes in my earballs, you love to see it. Or not see it in this case
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berselius,
Definitely love to hear it
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Tucker got his hit
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Boo, The Score isn’t sending Pat et al to Japan
berseliusQuote Reply
berselius,
Boo seconded, poor way to treat a HOFer but also that’s a long way to travel for a guy getting up there in years
Rice CubeQuote Reply
The game was won when the starters were in and that’s how we should look at today
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Rays poverty franchise
https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/03/rays-owner-stu-sternberg-facing-pressure-to-sell-from-fellow-owners-commissioners-office.html
Also I guess Gerrit Cole is slated for TJS even if he gets a third or fourth opinion
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Rice Cube,
John Fisher must have some great dirt on the rest of the owners (dying laughing).
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And tbh if the owners were going to cook up a way to push someone out it would be Steve Cohen
berseliusQuote Reply
A bunch of 2% mini-landmines today.
Rarity: 13
IMMACULATE!
Play at:
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Cubs #191
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Bleah
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Rice Cube,
(dying laughing), looks like they already removed the Texas one, which effectively replaced the X with a T which was, uh, kind of problematic
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berselius,
They’d probably sell a lot of them though (dying laughing)
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Cubs #192
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A sneaky one
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berselius,
Other hats of note
asHos
anAels
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berselius,
I did see chiCago
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Blarg, I’m stuck in an all-day proposal review panel following Toyko Game Two
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Ha
Guess enough people remembered Dale Murphy as a Rockies
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(dying laughing) forgot Aramis was slow
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Cubs #192
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Not broadcasting a game in the year of our lord 2025 should be a crime
https://www.mlb.com/gameday/cubs-vs-guardians/2025/03/10/778821/preview
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Had a bit of trouble on rarity for 300 HR.
Rarity: 16
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Daily Walkoff
Cubs #192
“Half-Decade Leaders”





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Bears.
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andcounting,
stop making good moves, yall
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berselius,
(dying laughing)
Still waiting for the incompetent shoe to drop.
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Gerrit Cole –> TJS
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/nonsequitur
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berselius,
Stress test?
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Rice Cube,
It was a running gag in the Effectively Wild fan community last year, whenever Yankees fans (one in particular) would complain about their team people would just flood the thread with the pear wiggler gif.
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berselius,
Was just seeing the damage on the pears and wondering if this is a simulation of stress during transport or something (dying laughing)
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Tricksy one
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Rice Cube,
That was the original sim (dying laughing)
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Ron Cey!
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D’oh
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New Japan shit –> https://www.obstructedview.net/mr-shaw-goes-to-japan/
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