With the news that Darwin Barney is now headed to the DL, I thought it would be “fun” to see if the Cubs could field an entire squad of players who have been on the DL this season.
SS Darwin Barney
2B Jeff Baker
C Geovany Soto
1B Alfonso Soriano
LF Marlon Byrd
RF Reed Johnson
CF Brett Jackson
SP Matt Garza
SP Randy Wells
SP Andrew Cashner
SP Trey McNutt
SP Jay Jackson
SP/RP Bob Whitenack
CL Kerry Wood
All we’re missing is a third baseman. You’re next, Aramis Ramirez!
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Alternatively, if we go
2B Barney
3B Baker
Then Castro is up next.
BerseliusQuote Reply
At least Barney’s knee died a hero.
ACTQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]Castro is up next.[/quote]You shut your dirty whore mouth.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
(dying laughing), when people see the title of this post, they’re going to think it’s about something verrrrrrrrrrryyyyyy different. (dying laughing)
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder](dying laughing), when people see the title of this post, they’re going to think it’s about something verrrrrrrrrrryyyyyy different. (dying laughing)[/quote]He’s pregnant?
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder](dying laughing), when people see the title of this post, they’re going to think it’s about something verrrrrrrrrrryyyyyy different. (dying laughing)[/quote]
I was very confused. I was thinking “Didn’t he have a good game last night?”
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http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/tx/7608733.html
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Rosscup: 5 IP, 3 H, 0 R, 9 K, 1 BB
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http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Cubs-minor-league-team-mocks-LeBron-with-ring-gi?urn=mlb-wp9511
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Dunno if this has been posted here:
http://www.sporcle.com/games/DJC83/mlbbats9s
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Cubs-minor-league-team-mocks-LeBron-with-ring-gi?urn=mlb-wp9511[/quote]
They also “fed” STL and LAA. Is it OK now?
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]Dunno if this has been posted here:
http://www.sporcle.com/games/DJC83/mlbbats9s%5B/quote%5D
Where’s “Can you name the MLB players with the most career R+RBI by position?”?
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]They also “fed” STL and LAA. Is it OK now?[/quote]
Feel free to draft an angry letter to the blogger.
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[quote name=Rice Cube]Feel free to draft an angry letter to the blogger.[/quote]
Dear blogger,
Fuck you, faget.
Sincerely,
Jame Gumb.
p.s. What are you, about a size 13?
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
Goooooood…I can feel your anger…
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]Where’s “Can you name the MLB players with the most career R+RBI by position?”?[/quote]I’m working on it.
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]
Goooooood…I can feel your snark…[/quote].
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[quote name=Jame Gumb][/quote]
Flaming.
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb].[/quote]
It’s too bad you’re banned or else this could’ve been a fanshot.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Snap.
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/06/15/the-cubs-are-having-a-street-fair-outside-wrigley-field-sort-of/
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Can this happen to the Cubs?
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/David-Einhorn-could-buy-a-majority-of-the-Mets-f?urn=mlb-wp9587
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]Can this happen to the Cubs?
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/David-Einhorn-could-buy-a-majority-of-the-Mets-f?urn=mlb-wp9587%5B/quote%5D
I didn’t read it, but if whatever is in that link is bad, then yes. yes it can.
Aisle424Quote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]I didn’t read it, but if whatever is in that link is bad, then yes. yes it can.[/quote]
Basically said that if the Wilpons crap out, that Einhorn guy can control the Mets for just a dollar.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]Basically said that if the Wilpons crap out, that Finkle/Einhorn guy can control the Mets for just a dollar.[/quote]
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[quote name=Rice Cube]Can this happen to the Cubs?
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/David-Einhorn-could-buy-a-majority-of-the-Mets-f?urn=mlb-wp9587%5B/quote%5DI was wondering if selling some control or getting serious sponsor or new investor involvement might be a way to fix/replace Wrigley.
joshQuote Reply
If I’m doing a gif of Bob Stoops, what poster should be up on his wall?
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
If you like pina coladas…
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[quote name=Jame Gumb]
If you like pina coladas…[/quote]
Oddly enough, we listened to the NPR “Wait Wait Don’t Tell me Podcasts” on the drive to Chicago and in one of them I actually discovered this was the meaning of the Pina Colada song.
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]If I’m doing a gif of Bob Stoops, what poster should be up on his wall?[/quote]
Too late. It’s a team edward poster.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]Oddly enough, we listened to the NPR “Wait Wait Don’t Tell me Podcasts” on the drive to Chicago and in one of them I actually discovered this was the meaning of the Pina Colada song.[/quote]
Are you telling me Rupert Holmes was a nazi pederast?
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[quote name=Jame Gumb]Are you telling me Rupert Holmes was a nazi pederast?[/quote]
I’m not not telling you this.
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]I’m not not telling you this.[/quote]
Were you implying that? Because I was inferring that.
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For those of you who were curious…
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[quote name=Jame Gumb]Too late. It’s a team edward poster.[/quote]
BerseliusQuote Reply
What’s a pederast,
WalterJG?GBTSQuote Reply
[quote name=GBTS]What’s a pederast,
WalterJG?[/quote]Shut the fuck up, GBTS!
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]Were you implying that? Because I was inferring that.[/quote]
Imply? Or implode?
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]Imply? Or implode?[/quote]
I’m becoming disinterested with this conversation.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]Shut the fuck up, GBTS![/quote]
Or you’ll go on the most pederast rant this board has ever seen?
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]I’m becoming disinterested with this conversation.[/quote]
So does that make you dispartial or unpartial?
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]So does that make you dispartial or unpartial?[/quote]
I used “disinterested” not just because it’s a correct definition, but it seems to define me — someone completely detached from this conversation.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]Or you’ll go on the most pederast rant this board has ever seen?[/quote]
Were you listening to my story?
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]Were you listening to my story?[/quote]No, was it a cool story, bro?
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]No, was it a cool story, bro?[/quote]
You have no frame of reference. You’ re like a child who wanders in in the middle of a movie and wants to know–
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
Meh, I’m iminterested.
MishQuote Reply
Peasants! Arst thou conversing?
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
Man, someone is +1ing the shit out of this thread.
Prediction: One person will -1 this post.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]Man, someone is +1ing the shit out of this thread.
Prediction: One person will -1 this post.[/quote]Or not. It could go either way.
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[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Or not. It could go either way.[/quote]
+1
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[quote name=Jame Gumb]+1[/quote]
-1
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[quote name=ZappBrannigan]-1[/quote]
Hilarious. +1
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http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/6/15/2224992/detroit-tigers-news-justin-verlander-al-central-race?login=1308157894#69706029
FLAGGED
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Peasants! Arst thou conversing?[/quote]
Nay, M’Lord! Just walking!
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/6/15/2224992/detroit-tigers-news-justin-verlander-al-central-race?login=1308157894#69706029
FLAGGED[/quote](dying laughing)
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]Nay, M’Lord! Just walking![/quote]False.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]False.[/quote]
Correct. I was dumb enough to bike into work when the high is 103 today (dying laughing).
BerseliusQuote Reply
For insiders: http://insider.espn.go.com/mlb/conversations?id=6663584&_slug_=alfonso-soriano-how-long-term-deal-impacts-chicago-cubs&action=login&appRedirect=http%3a%2f%2finsider.espn.go.com%2fmlb%2fconversations%3fid%3d6663584%26_slug_%3dalfonso-soriano-how-long-term-deal-impacts-chicago-cubs
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]Correct. I was dumb enough to bike into work when the high is 103 today (dying laughing).[/quote]Ye gods. 65 here, with a nice breeze.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]For insiders: http://insider.espn.go.com/mlb/conversations?id=6663584&_slug_=alfonso-soriano-how-long-term-deal-impacts-chicago-cubs&action=login&appRedirect=http%3a%2f%2finsider.espn.go.com%2fmlb%2fconversations%3fid%3d6663584%26_slug_%3dalfonso-soriano-how-long-term-deal-impacts-chicago-cubs%5B/quote%5DAny chance on the choice quote(s) for the
wage slavesgrad students in the audience?Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
GW and B:
http://www.bonappetit.com/magazine/slideshows/2011/07/aaron-franklin-barbecue-best-restaurant-in-america#intro
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]Correct. I was dumb enough to bike into work when the high is 103 today (dying laughing).[/quote]
Wow. Two hundred miles north and we’re only at 93.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
I didn’t realize interleague play started up again:
(dying laughing)
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Any chance on the choice quote(s) for the
wage slavesgrad students in the audience?[/quote]Mish ———> not an Insider
MishQuote Reply
More from Sickels:
MishQuote Reply
Good stuff by Poz – LBJ related, but easily applicable to baseball (writers): http://joeposnanski.blogspot.com/2011/06/case-for-rooting-against-lebron.html
MishQuote Reply
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/06/15/angels-voted-the-best-franchise-in-major-league-baseball/
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]Good stuff by Poz – LBJ related, but easily applicable to baseball (writers): http://joeposnanski.blogspot.com/2011/06/case-for-rooting-against-lebron.html%5B/quote%5DThat's why Poz is the best sportswriter in the biz.
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[quote name=Jame Gumb]GW and B:
http://www.bonappetit.com/magazine/slideshows/2011/07/aaron-franklin-barbecue-best-restaurant-in-america#intro%5B/quote%5D
Fuck you Ryno, now I’m starving for BBQ and it’s too late to go there (dying laughing)
BerseliusQuote Reply
I agree with this. I just like Jason Kidd because he’s very good at distributing the basketball, not because he’s a wifebeater.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
I also found it hilarious that he mentions Ric Flair upon moving to Charlotte…Ric Flair did his “woo” thing for the Carolina Hurricanes whenever they scored a goal. That was loads of fun.
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[quote name=Berselius]Fuck you Ryno, now I’m starving for BBQ and it’s too late to go there (dying laughing)[/quote]
(dying laughing) It’s not too late to drive to Luling, though.
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To complete my purchase of a ticket to hell, (dying laughing):
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[quote name=Rice Cube]I agree with this. I just like Jason Kidd because he’s very good at distributing the basketball, not because he’s a wifebeater.[/quote]Definitely. People have to separate the athlete from the person. I couldn’t care less what kind of a person Barry Bonds is. All I care about is how fucking awesome he was at sports. None of that shit matters to me.
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb](dying laughing) It’s not too late to drive to Luling, though.[/quote]
(dying laughing). At least we have another out of town guest coming soon so I’ll have another excuse to drive to Salt Lick
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[quote name=Berselius](dying laughing). At least we have another out of town guest coming soon so I’ll have another excuse to drive to Salt Lick[/quote]
You need to take them to Franklin’s first. Then I need a report telling me if it’s worth a 200-mile drive.
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[quote name=mb21]Definitely. People have to separate the athlete from the person. I couldn’t care less what kind of a person Barry Bonds is. All I care about is how fucking awesome he was at sports. None of that shit matters to me.[/quote]
I thought Barry Bonds was awesome even amidst all the steroid stuff. Sammy Sosa too. I guess that makes me a bad sports fan, but I figure that most guys can’t do what they did even with steroids…
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]You need to take them to Franklin’s first. Then I need a report telling me if it’s worth a 200-mile drive.[/quote]
I’m probably not the best judge. Like the guy who wrote that Franklin’s article I’m generally prejudiced against brisket.
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]I thought Barry Bonds was awesome even amidst all the steroid stuff. Sammy Sosa too. I guess that makes me a bad sports fan, but I figure that most guys can’t do what they did even with steroids…[/quote]
What about playing salsa music too loud?
Never Forget.
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]What about playing salsa music too loud?
Never Forget.[/quote]
I actually don’t remember the salsa music as the sound of the ball exploding off Sosa’s bat must have drowned it out.
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Everyone always thought Grace was such a hero for smashing it. Sounds like a passive aggresive little bitch to me.
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[quote name=ZappBrannigan]Everyone always thought Grace was such a hero for smashing it. Sounds like a passive aggresive little bitch to me.[/quote]
I’ve heard it wasn’t Grace or Wood. Someone from the Cubs once told me it wasn’t anybody who you would think it was.
Aisle424Quote Reply
If you were running the Cubs in 2012, considering his age and awesomeness and the pricetag attached…do you sign Yu Darvish?
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/06/15/yu-darvishs-scoreless-inning-streak-stopped-at-46/
It’s kind of funny that Matt Murton stopped the streak.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Maybe they didn’t think I would think it was Mark Grace, or they were totally lying, but I’ve always assumed it was someone like Alou.
Aisle424Quote Reply
[quote name=ZappBrannigan]Everyone always thought Grace was such a hero for smashing it. Sounds like a passive aggresive little bitch to me.[/quote]
Grace was gone from the Cubs by time the boom box got smashed.
CormsQuote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]Maybe they didn’t think I would think it was Mark Grace, or they were totally lying, but I’ve always assumed it was someone like Alou.[/quote]
That would make sense. The Latin players always form clubhouse barriers between themselves and other ethnicities.
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[quote name=Aisle424]I’ve heard it wasn’t Grace or Wood. Someone from the Cubs once told me it wasn’t anybody who you would think it was.[/quote]
Strange – I thought the CW has always been that it was Kerry Wood.
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[quote name=Corms]Grace was gone from the Cubs by time the boom box got smashed.[/quote]
Hmmm.. I guess I always heard for some reason it was him. I guess it would make sense if it wasn’t. He was pretty well hated in the clubhouse so it could’ve been any number of people.
ZappBranniganQuote Reply
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/06/15/fay-vincent-wouldnt-want-any-mark-cubans-if-he-were-commissioner/
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]Maybe they didn’t think I would think it was Mark Grace, or they were totally lying, but I’ve always assumed it was someone like Alou.[/quote]Wasn’t Grace gone by then?
mb21Quote Reply
http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2009/02/boom-box-mystery-remains-unsolved.html
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Shit that’s a Sullivan article
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I’m disuncredited…
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We know it wasn’t Carlos Zambrano. He would have upset Cubs fans by breaking the thing over his knee.
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[quote name=mb21]We know it wasn’t Carlos Zambrano. He would have upset Cubs fans by breaking the thing over his knee.[/quote]
I wonder if he’d give lessons on the proper destruction of boom boxes as well.
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[quote name=Berselius]http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/06/15/fay-vincent-wouldnt-want-any-mark-cubans-if-he-were-commissioner/[/quote]
I like winning.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
THT has a post up on random team stats, and this was in there:
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]Fuck you Ryno, now I’m starving for BBQ and it’s too late to go there (dying laughing)[/quote]
i just got some rudy’s as a consolation
GWQuote Reply
Have there been any updates on the Cubs draft picks that anyone has seen? Have they signed any of them yet?
joshQuote Reply
Thomas Diamond ——> Released
BerseliusQuote Reply
My splooge —–> released
MishQuote Reply
mb disagrees: http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/the-next-market-inefficiencies-east-asian-talent/
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]mb disagrees: http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/the-next-market-inefficiencies-east-asian-talent/%5B/quote%5D
I know he’s part Iranian or something, but what about Yu Darvish?
/Darvish-fag
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]I know he’s part Iranian or something, but what about Yu Darvish?
/Darvish-fag[/quote]
I do get what Brad is saying though.
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LeMahieu —> starting 2B
Soriano —-> batting cages, pinch hitter
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Castro SS
Johnson CF
Baker 1B
Ramirez 3B
Soto C
Montañez RF
DeWitt LF
LeMahieu 2B
Zambrano P
Aisle424Quote Reply
Quade really has a nice balance of scrap and lazy Latino going in this lineup.
Aisle424Quote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]Quade really has a nice balance of scrap and lazy Latino going in this lineup.[/quote]
One of the lazy Latinos has jet lag, so DeWitt gets to play LF again.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
It’s good to see DeWitt get yet another chance to look incompetent in the field. (dying laughing)
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
Two hours of weeding the garden = reward of smoked brisket sandwich, couscous salad and two ice-cold IPAs. Life is good.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
Barney ——-> Grade 3 PCL strain, not a Grade 1 as originally reported. Do the Cubs underestimate every injury their players get?
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[quote name=Mish]mb disagrees: http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/the-next-market-inefficiencies-east-asian-talent/%5B/quote%5DIt's not that I disagree, it’s that the talent level disagrees. Go ahead and spend a shitload of money over there. I hope 29 teams do so. I just hope that the one that does not is the Cubs.
Like one of the commenter says in that thread, you can build an awesome academy or a dozen of them and the players won’t be any good unless they have someone good to play against. Nobody has mentioned this before, but if you want to improve the talent level in those countries create a professional league there and send MLB caliber players there to play. Actually, fuck the whole academy thing. Start a professional league in China, but to start you’re going to have to fill the rosters with former MLB players. Maybe at some point the talent level comes up and they begin to replace them.
The pipeline of Chinese players coming to MLB is similar to the one coming from Russia.
I don’t watch soccer and couldn’t care less about it, but we’ve been playing soccer in this country for a long time. From what I can find, only 10 Americans played in the EPL this season. Just what kind of investment is an MLB team willing to accept to develop talent in China or Taiwan? It’s going to be considerable and there is no possible way on earth that it qualifies as a market inefficiency when all is said and done. By the time you get that league average player, the team will have spent well over $100 million.
If all the teams except the Cubs started spending their money in that way instead of here, the Cubs would actually win a World Series so I hope it happens.
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[quote name=Aisle424]Castro SS
Johnson CF
Baker 1B
Ramirez 3B
Soto C
Montañez RF
DeWitt LF
LeMahieu 2B
Zambrano P[/quote](dying laughing) at almost everyone in the lineup.
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[quote name=Berselius]Barney ——-> Grade 3 PCL strain, not a Grade 1 as originally reported. Do the Cubs underestimate every injury their players get?[/quote]I think teams always do that. I assume with a grade 3 he’s out for the season and perhaps some of next year.
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]Castro SS
Johnson CF
Baker 1B
Ramirez 3B
Soto C
Montañez RF
DeWitt LF
LeMahieu 2B
Zambrano P[/quote]Is Pena just not going to play against southpaws now?
ACTQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]Barney ——-> Grade 3 PCL strain, not a Grade 1 as originally reported. Do the Cubs underestimate every injury their players get?[/quote]Bears fans think Barney is a quitter and should gut it out.
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I’d also add that because so many Hispanics are signed it’s no longer a market inefficiency either. I want the Cubs to continue to invest, but it wouldn’t surprise me to find that teams are spending more per win on that talent than they are on American born players. Part of that is because every Hispanic is signed thinking he’s the next great one. So it’s awesome when you get that one player that you signed for dirt cheap to be super productive, but we can’t ignore all the money wasted to find that one player.
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[quote name=ACT]Is Pena just not going to play against southpaws now?[/quote]Seems like Quade’s recent MO is to go strictly with platoon advantages. Let’s See What Happens.
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[quote name=ACT]Is Pena just not going to play against southpaws now?[/quote]If they play Baker in his absence I’m fine with it.
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[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Bears fans think Barney is a quitter and should gut it out.[/quote]I hope the Cubs called Maurice Jones-Drew to make sure this was a significant enough knee injury to put Barney on the DL.
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[quote name=mb21]If they play Baker in his absence I’m fine with it.[/quote]Yeah, Baker just murders LHP. I’d never have him sit vs. a lefty.
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[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]I hope the Cubs called Maurice Jones-Drew to make sure this was a significant enough knee injury to put Barney on the DL.[/quote]
Derrick Brooks agrees
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[quote name=Berselius]Derrick Brooks agrees[/quote]Someone get Jimmy Johnson out of the cryogenic tanning bed where he spends the offseason and get his opinion.
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I’d rather have Baker at second, personally, but I guess you have to find playing time for DJ.
ACTQuote Reply
[quote name=mb21]I think teams always do that. I assume with a grade 3 he’s out for the season and perhaps some of next year.[/quote]Is that true? It was a nasty looking slide, I winced when I saw it.
joshQuote Reply
Do they teach stretching in Des Moines? How about sliding?
joshQuote Reply
[quote name=Josh]Is that true? It was a nasty looking slide, I winced when I saw it.[/quote]Is it true he’s likely out for at least the rest of this season? I would assume so. A grade 3 tear means the ligament ruptured. Tore in half or whatever you want to call it.
PCL strains are different than ACL strains in that surgery is less likely, but for a grade 3 it may be mandatory. I’m not really sure. I’d have to look into it. Usually when you tear your PCL, you also damage other ligaments. I tore my PCL and ACL during a running accident a couple years ago. The ACL was a grade 3 and the PCL a grade 2. They didn’t do any surgery on the PCL, but replaced the ACL. It requires a much longer rehab than the PCL, but I’d be shocked if he played this season.
If it requires surgery, and it just might for an athlete, missing a year wouldn’t be too surprising.
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One early report I read said at least 3 weeks. I think that’s ridiculous. That’s as absurd a timeline as the 4 weeks for Wells and Cashner. Based on similar injuries and down time in the past we could guess that it would be at least 7 weeks and maybe a bit longer. Wells returned right at the 8th week and Cashner wasn’t far behind until his setback.
Just checking out Wikipedia so you know how accurate that is (it’s NEVER wrong), it says that most PCL tears (complete ones like Barney has) do require surgery. He’s going to be out for a long time.
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[quote name=mb21]Is it true he’s likely out for at least the rest of this season? I would assume so. A grade 3 tear means the ligament ruptured. Tore in half or whatever you want to call it.
PCL strains are different than ACL strains in that surgery is less likely, but for a grade 3 it may be mandatory. I’m not really sure. I’d have to look into it. Usually when you tear your PCL, you also damage other ligaments. I tore my PCL and ACL during a running accident a couple years ago. The ACL was a grade 3 and the PCL a grade 2. They didn’t do any surgery on the PCL, but replaced the ACL. It requires a much longer rehab than the PCL, but I’d be shocked if he played this season.
If it requires surgery, and it just might for an athlete, missing a year wouldn’t be too surprising.[/quote]Where is the information on it being a Grade 3 coming from? Is this a reliable source? Just curious, since that seems like pretty bad news. I think we should DFA Soriano as a sign of mourning, even if it turns out it’s only Grade 1.
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Berselius said it was and then roto times or something like that has an update. Let me look for a link.
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[quote name=mb21]One early report I read said at least 3 weeks. I think that’s ridiculous. That’s as absurd a timeline as the 4 weeks for Wells and Cashner. Based on similar injuries and down time in the past we could guess that it would be at least 7 weeks and maybe a bit longer. Wells returned right at the 8th week and Cashner wasn’t far behind until his setback.
Just checking out Wikipedia so you know how accurate that is (it’s NEVER wrong), it says that most PCL tears (complete ones like Barney has) do require surgery. He’s going to be out for a long time.[/quote]It would depend on the injury, because a sprain is much worse than a strain, right? I’m not a doctor or anything. I think “strain” is usually reserved for muscles and tendons, not ligaments.
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A sprain is a strain is a tear. A grade 1 sprain is a grade 1 strain is a grade 1 tear. Teams always use sprain because we think it’s less of an injury. Sometimes they’ll use strain because it doesn’t sound like tear. Rarely do they say someone is going to the DL with a grade 3 tear, which is really what it is.
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http://www.trainerschoice.ca/injury-knee_sprain.php
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[quote name=Josh]It would depend on the injury, because a sprain is much worse than a strain, right? I’m not a doctor or anything. I think “strain” is usually reserved for muscles and tendons, not ligaments.[/quote]Technically yes, which is the best kind of correct. Still, a grade 3 sprain means the ligament was ripped in half.
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[quote name=mb21]Technically yes, which is the best kind of correct. Still, a grade 3 sprain means the ligament was ripped in half.[/quote]I’m just trying to hope it’s not as bad as it sounds. I guess that’s what the team wants. Not that Barney is going to save the team, but he’s been one of the bright spots.
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Levine is still calling it a Grade 1 sprain.
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For what it’s worth… http://twitter.com/#!/PWSullivan/status/81102369265434624
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For me:
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[quote name=ACT]For what it’s worth… http://twitter.com/#!/PWSullivan/status/81102369265434624%5B/quote%5DOut for 2 weeks. I really hope someone questioned him on that because if it’s a grade 3 there’s literally no chance he’s back in 2 weeks.
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The colors look pretty good, Mish.
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[quote name=mb21]Out for 2 weeks. I really hope someone questioned him on that because if it’s a grade 3 there’s literally no chance he’s back in 2 weeks.[/quote]
Steroids.
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http://blogs.dailyherald.com/node/5868
(dying laughing), Hendry just got a vote of confidence. He’s cooked.
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[quote name=Rice Cube]
SteroidsStem cells.[/quote]/Colon
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[quote name=mb21]The colors look pretty good, Mish.[/quote]Racist
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[quote name=Berselius]/Colon[/quote]
Wonder if he flew back down to get stem cells injected into his hamstring.
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[quote name=Berselius]http://blogs.dailyherald.com/node/5868
(dying laughing), Hendry just got a vote of confidence. He’s cooked.[/quote]Ricketts would be the only guy to get the dreaded vote on confidence wrong, too. (dying laughing)
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[quote name=mb21]Berselius said it was and then roto times or something like that has an update. Let me look for a link.[/quote]
I saw it in a Bruce Miles tweet
http://twitter.com/#!/BruceMiles2112
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[quote name=Berselius]http://blogs.dailyherald.com/node/5868
(dying laughing), Hendry just got a vote of confidence. He’s cooked.[/quote]
I really wonder how much of a “non-story” the debt thing is. Their pockets aren’t exactly bottomless.
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Logic FAIL
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I think the fact that they’re calling it 2-3 weeks with a Grade 3 hopefully just means they’re wrong about the severity.
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[quote name=Berselius]http://blogs.dailyherald.com/node/5868
(dying laughing), Hendry just got a vote of confidence. He’s cooked.[/quote](dying laughing)
Who. Fucking. Cares.
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By the way, I don’t really care if Hendry is fired or not. It’s not going to make a damn bit of difference with this organization. This team’s problems run a lot deeper than its general manager.
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[quote name=mb21]Who. Fucking. Cares.[/quote]Exactly. Why does the owner of a franchise in a tailspin care about fucking t-shirts!?!?!
[quote name=mb21]By the way, I don’t really care if Hendry is fired or not. It’s not going to make a damn bit of difference with this organization. This team’s problems run a lot deeper than its general manager.[/quote]THIS.
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Q says Barn should only need 15 days. Somehow that makes me worry more.
ACTQuote Reply
This team is like the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant team, only with less talent and even more mishaps.
ACTQuote Reply
I quoted Bruce Miles for what it’s worth. What I said in response could be said for what Ricketts said too.
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[quote name=ACT]Q says Barn should only need 15 days. Somehow that makes me worry more.[/quote]Then it has to be grade 1. That’s a reasonable timetable for that injury. 2-4 weeks is about what you’d expect.
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[quote name=ACT]Q says Barn should only need 15 days. Somehow that makes me worry more.[/quote]Yeah, something about this doesn’t pass the smell test.
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[quote name=mb21]I quoted Bruce Miles for what it’s worth. What I said in response could be said for what Ricketts said too.[/quote]Ah, yeah. It’s a pretty pointless thing to be upset about.
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Wow the Indians really crashed.
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[quote name=Rice Cube]Wow the Indians really crashed.[/quote]Regression is a cruel mistress.
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Theriot was caught stealing today.
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new shit: http://obstructedview.net/chicago-cubs/articles/cubs-compared-to-their-projections-2.html
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