Kerry Wood Reportedly to Retire

In News And Rumors by aisle424109 Comments

Breaking news Kerry Wood will retire today ! — Bruce Levine (@ESPNBruceLevine) May 18, 2012 Holy shit. Bruce Levine broke the news on Twitter and naturally everyone is going apeshit. Surprisingly, the first inkling that something major was up came from the unlikely source of Harry Teinowitz' Twitter feed last night when he said there would be huge Cubs news …

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We Are Shocked…SHOCKED!… To Learn Tom Tunney is in the Rooftop Owners' Pockets

In Commentary And Analysis by aisle42445 Comments

In today's edition of Obviously Obvious Item of the Day, the Sun-Times has come right out and quantified what everybody familiar with the Cubs' relationship with Chicago's 44th Ward has known all along: Alderman Tom Tunney gets a tremendous amount of financial backing from the good people who own the rooftops across from Wrigley. It is also no secret that …

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Getting to Know: Adrian Cardenas

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Name: Adrian Cardenas Position: Bench/Utility Bats/Throws: Left/Right Current Age: 24 Uniform Number: 45 Who is this fucking guy? He's a former first round pick of the Phillies (2006), who actually appeared on Baseball America's Top 100 list in 2008 (#76) and 2009 (#74). He's been bouncing back and forth between the AA and AAA levels in the Oakland system since …

Cubs vs. Phillies vs. Iowa Cubs

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The Cubs' are really running a daunting lineup out there for their game against the Phillies today. Campana CF Barney 2B Castro SS LaHair 1B Baker RF Stewart 3B Mather LF Castillo C Garza P Meanwhile, the Iowa Cubs' lineup today against Nashville is: B. Jackson CF Amezaga RF Valbuena SS Rizzo 1B Wright LF Cardenas 2B Vitters 3B Apodaca …

Welcome Back, Welington?

In News And Rumors by aisle42440 Comments

So here we all were, basking in the glory of defeating Roy Halladay and minding our own business, and suddenly the Cubs Twitterverse is abuzz about a tweet.  The tweet causing the commotion is from Enrique Rojas: #Cubs call up catcher Wellington Castillo, agent said. — Enrique Rojas/ESPN (@Enrique_Rojas1) April 28, 2012 Of course, nobody on the Cubs beat has …

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Jeff Samardzija Shut Us Right Up

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Holy. Shit. I still can't believe I saw what I saw today at Wrigley. Jeff Samardzija basically told us to take our small sample sizes and shove them up our collective asses.  As we expected to meet the new F7, same as the old F7, he went out there and looked pretty damn good all day. I'm not ready to …