Wittenmyer Lays Foundation For Later Soriano Hate

Alfonso Soriano has had a very nice start to the season, so the fans that call for his head every time he makes a mistake in the field have been quieted a bit.  That's about as much as anyone capable of rational, logical thought can expect from Soriano here in the beginning of the "bad part" of his mega-contract.

It seems that most fans' expectations had finally been brought down from expecting the 40/40 player that Jim Hendry John McDonough signed before the 2007 season.  We realized Soriano's best days are behind him and we hope he can put out the production of a decent starter at the bottom of the lineup to negate his defensive deficiencies.  As a fanbase, I think we've finally come to grips with the fact that Soriano will never be "worth" the money he makes each season.

Then here comes Gordon Wittenmyer talking about Soriano maybe hitting 50 homeruns this season and being totally serious about it.  

Could this be the year Alfonso Soriano not only plays 150 games or more for the Cubs but also puts up some of the big numbers that his 40 home runs/40 stolen bases history and $136 million contract promised four years ago?

This would be like if I asked if this was the year that Gordon Wittenmyer finally became a serious beat-writer who didn't have to resort to appealing to the lowest common denominator  in his writing.  It just isn't fair to ask that question when the answer is most likely "No."

Of course, this is a nice change for Gordo and the rest of the media to at least be acknowledging that Soriano is doing some good things on the baseball field, but why is that not good enough?  Why do we have to raise expectations on a 35-year old (at best) that is clearly in decline?  Soriano's 2006 season was his best of his career and he had an OPS of .913.  This year he is at .911 so far.  Why would anyone even suggest he could keep this pace up for a full season at his age?  It is just not fair to Soriano to raise those kind of expectations.

Hitting coach Rudy Jaramillo said he sees renewed confidence in Soriano and improved lower-half hitting mechanics that are allowing him to be in a better hitting position sooner and to see the ball longer.

Can't we just leave it at this?  Can't we just have hope that Soriano, as a result of Jaramillo's work with him, might avoid some of the crippling slumps that have plagued him his whole career?  Can't we surmise that Soriano seems poised to post numbers that would be an improvement on his 2010 season?  Isn't that good enough?  Why do we have to go and extrapolate out that he's on a 53 HR pace and seriously wonder if he can keep it up?

Sure, he might, but it isn't probable and barely plausible even taking Jaramillo's work with Soriano into account.  But being reasonable and logical doesn't sell newspapers, so we'll blow this all out of proportion and when Soriano finishes with 25-30 HRs, everybody will still be down on him for not being able to keep up his early-season pace (probably after Gordo points out how his pace has slowed in a later piece).

So thanks for feeding the stupidity that our fan base gets pegged with, Gord.

Cubs Now Getting Beat in Marketing Overhype Department Too

Just when I thought the Cubs were best at something, along comes another team to take away their prize.  I didn’t think any team anywhere could top the Cubs in over-hyping players the way Vine Line and Cubs.com and Ricketts’ puppet blogger have in the past, but they are going to have to step up their game to catch up to the Rays.

The Tampa Bay Rays are holding a Sam Fuld Superhero Cape night on May 29th at Tropicana Field.

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I swear on a stack of Bibles I am not making this up.  Here’s the link to the story in the Sporting News. (h/t WaLi)

Fuld, a 29-year-old outfielder who got his first taste of the majors in 2007 but played only 98 big-league games with the Chicago Cubs prior to this season, has been a revelation. More than that, he has been an inspiration.

He is inspiring children everywhere to run into walls and furniture at high rates of speed.  Look at them go!  Look at their bruises and scabs!  What gamers these kids will grow up to be!

Through his first nine games with the Rays, Fuld is batting .313 with a .965 OPS. He makes diving catches, and he hustles like his job depends on it. Fuld missed his shot at a cycle at Fenway Park—keep in mind that he is a New England native—when he refused to stop at first base in the ninth inning, even though a single would have given him the rare feat.

You know why he hustles like his job depends on it?  Because it does.  He is the most easily replaceable player.  There is a reason they are called “replacement level.” Yes, he has a .965 OPS through his grand total of 9 games played.  Want to know his OPS in the 7 games prior to his super-cycle night? It was .638.  If you put that on last year’s Cubs team he would rank in between Xavier Nady and Chad Tracy.  In his game since the super-cycle, he went 1 for 4 with a single and lowered his OPS 60 points. Why are they only giving away a cheesy cape?  Where is the statue?

And why would it matter that he’s a New England native?  Does anybody really think he was more likely to stop at first for some feat of statistical coincidence because maybe somebody he went to high school with might be getting drunk up on the Monstah as he played?  I’d argue that two doubles, a triple and a homerun on the same night is even MORE RARE than a true “cycle,” so why stop at first?  Why is that something that needs to be praised?  It was nothing more than logic and instinct at work.  Granted, Logic and reason are good virtues, but they aren’t something I would call super powers.

The Rays understand the stat side of baseball probably as well as any team in the majors at this point, so you have to wonder why they are going to such lengths to crown a new king of the small sample size.  It’s not like they don’t get that Fuld is less likely to maintain that .965 OPS as he was to stay as low as .638.  He’ll settle in somewhere in between and probably be the very model of an average player.  He’ll be Clark Kent.  Not Superman.  The Rays have to know this, so what’s the deal?

May 29 was supposed to be Manny Ramirez bobblehead night at Tropicana Field. Instead, the first 10,000 fans 14 and under will get a cape with the words “Super Sam” over a picture of Fuld diving to make a catch.

Ohhhh… I see.  They needed a replacement promotion and what better than to hype a replacement player that is off to a “hot” start.  But still, this has to trump every stupid promotion the Cubs have ever come up with.

But I remain certain that Wally Hayward and the kid from the grounds crew that Todd hired are putting their heads together to come up with something that will return them to the top of the over-hype mountain.  My bet is it involves Darwin Barney or Reed Johnson.

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Top. Men.

I don’t think anyone featuring as many as two functioning brain cells actually thought James Russell’s start would go well.  I’d be willing to bet that Russell himself probably told his family not to bother DVRing it.  Yet, somehow, some way, the Cubs managed to reveal their one true talent and let it shine for all to see as they showed they have no peer when it comes to consistently coming in under the lowest of expectations.  They are the limbo champions of baseball.

I can’t even go into too much detail because it makes my head hurt to rehash too much of the game, but I will say that when Jeff Samardzija is not the worst thing about your night, you did not have a stellar night.

The closest thing I can find to approximate what it was like to watch the Cubs game tonight is represented here:

But don’t worry Cubs fans, when this spot in the rotation comes around again, the Cubs will surely have a solution all ready to go.  I have looked into this matter and I have a source that assures me they have top men working on it right now.

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There Have Been Worse Ideas

It has been suggested on other parts of the interwebs by someone we’ll refer to as A. Yellon… no… that’s too obvious.  We’ll call him Alvin Y.  Anyway, he suggested that the Cubs need to think outside the box and just let Kerry Wood start as the 5th starter until either Cashner or Wells returns.  I swear I am not making this up.

Now, many people have been criticizing this as the worst idea that man has ever had and that is just not fair to Alvin.  I have taken the liberty of compiling a complete list of ideas that were worse than Alvin’s:

  1. Invading Russia in the winter
  2. Ishtar
  3. New Coke campaign
  4. Ordering a break-in at the Watergate
  5. Leaving Cheers to do movies
  6. Picking Sam Bowie ahead of Michael Jordan
  7. The Edsel
  8. Making Greedo shoot first
  9. The ideas mentioned here:

10. Buying the Cubs for $850 million when the stadium needs $500 million in repairs in a down economy.

That is all.

 

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Searching For a Ray of Sunshine on an Otherwise Craptastic Day

Today has been a rough day to be a Cubs fan.  Everything got off to a bad start this morning as we awaited word on Andrew Cashner’s MRI results.  But we can look to Cubs.com to point us to the light and make the best of a bad situation.  Surely, Carrie Muskat will give us the hope for a happy ending that we all crave as Cubs fans.

The Cubs rotation took a double hit on Wednesday, when both Randy Wells and Andrew Cashner were sidelined with strains in their forearm and shoulder, respectively, and both are headed for the disabled list.

Wait… what? Cashner, sure, we were almost PREPARED to hear that about Cashner, but what the hell is this about Wells?  Did he strain his arm lifting a bottle or something?

Wells has a strained right forearm, which he felt Tuesday, the day after his start, while Cashner has a mild strain in the back of his right rotator cuff. Both had MRIs, and the good news is that neither has structural damage in their arms.

Well that sounds bad, but not catastrophic.  They’ll probabaly just be out for a couple of weeks.  Better safe than sorry.  Whew… I was starting to get concerned.

“We’re not going to put a time frame on any one of them because we’re going to be careful in April,” Cubs general manager Jim Hendry said Wednesday.

That doesn’t sound very reassuring.

They will not pick up a ball for at least two weeks, Hendry said, and they will be re-evaluated at that point.

Holy shit, they won’t even be touching a baseball until almost Easter?  Somebody better tell me something uplifting soon or I may start Googling how to make a noose.

“It could’ve been a lot worse — I could’ve been out the rest of the year,” Cashner said. “It is what it is, and I’ll get strong and get back out there when I can.”

That is not uplifting!  I need something along the lines of “if this were the playoffs, I’d probably stay in the rotation, but we’re just being cautious” and you give me “it is what it is”? Where is the roof access in my apartment building?

The Cubs don’t need another starter until Sunday in Milwaukee and are expected to call up right-hander Casey Coleman from Triple-A Iowa. They also will look at lefty James Russell as another option, and he could start on Tuesday in Houston.

Casey Coleman and James Russell…

“We’ll find a way to get through it,” Hendry said.

Three man rotation!  Old school!  Maybe we can get a XXXL uniform for Greg Maddux and get him back out there?  On a completely unrelated note, how many Tylenols do you think is fatal?

Neither Wells nor Cashner felt any discomfort in Spring Training. Wells started on Monday and threw 99 pitches over six innings against the D-backs. He said he had some soreness in his forearm on Tuesday. There is nothing wrong with his elbow, Hendry said.

This may just be me, but jumping right to dismissing problems with the elbow seems a bit defensive to me.  Of course, I’m used to seing pitchers go down early in the year with “strains” that are “nothing to worry about” and we don’t see them on the mound again until at least after the All-Star break.  What if the Tylenols were washed down with a bottle of Jack?

“The MRI showed nothing structural, the ligament is fine, and I just have a strain in the forearm and the flexor there,” Wells said. “I’m just going to take some rest and time and come back stronger.”

Nothing structural.  Just a strain.  The thing is, a strain is a tear.  A tear in the muscle.  It is a mild tear, but it is a tear nonetheless. So it has to be somewhat structural, right? I’d be happy to be wrong about this, so someone please make me feel better about this in the comments.  Maybe mix the Jack with some bleach?

Wells, who threw 194 1/3 innings last season, has been one of the most durable pitchers on the Cubs last season.

Well, get ready to pass that torch to someone else, son.  Speaking of torches, I wonder if I have any kerosene laying around.

“It’s one of those freak things,” Wells said. “I’m not going to rush anything and make sure I’m completely healthy. When I come back and make my next start, I’m going to be 120 percent.”

rookie of the year120%? They’re going to make him bionic?  Or is he going to be like the kid in the horrible movie, “Rookie of the Year” where his ligaments heal “too tight” and he can suddenly throw a bazillion miles per hour?  I wonder if I watch that movie on a continuous loop if my brain would actually explode?

Cashner made his first Major League start on Tuesday and gave up one run on two hits, including a solo homer by Arizona’s Ryan Roberts, over 5 1/3 innings. He had gone to a three-ball count on two batters, including Willie Bloomquist, who drew a walk with one out in the sixth. Cashner said he felt the discomfort on the last two pitches to Bloomquist.

Why the hell is Willie Bloomquist involved in everything that went wrong for the Cubs in this series? Maybe murder suicide is the answer.

“We were counting on those guys, absolutely,” Cubs manager Mike Quade said. “Now we’re counting on them to get back as quick as they can and come back healthy.”

At a 120% right, Q?  At least he’s trying to throw out some straws that I can grasp.

Quade remained optimistic.

I often wonder what color the sky is in Mike Quade’s world.

“In this day and age when you hear about people who get shut down for a year, this could be a lot worse,” Quade said. “I’m expecting three, four weeks and we’re back in action, and that’s a lot better than three or four months.

Um, Mike? I don’t know why you aren’t familiar with how the Cubs do things when discussing injuries to their key players, but they NEVER let on how bad it is right off the bat.  Go ask Kerry.  He’ll tell you how it works.

“It’s a long season, and those two guys will be back to help us.”

That poor bastard.  I think he really believes that.  Mike, do you want me to forward you the noose-tying how-to link when I find it?

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Kevin Millar Can Die in a Fire

kevin-millarI happened to be driving in the car when Kevin Millar went on the Waddle and Silvy Show on ESPN 1000 so I heard this live and I was pissed as hell I wasn’t able to transcribe any of it because I was screaming at my radio by the end of it.  Thankfully, Paul Sullivan took the trouble of doing it for me.  Millar got asked what he thought the difference would be under Quade instead of Lou Piniella:

“I didn’t get a chance to play with Lou but I mean, there definitely was something missing, OK,” he told ESPN’s “Waddle and Silvy Show.” “You have to have more organization and know who is going in the game that day. Listen, I played 12 years in the big leagues, and I sat there for 9 innings in a spring training game and didn’t know if I was playing or not playing. There’s just common courtesy to use an example personally.

“You know, hey listen you’re going in the 5th inning after Derek Lee, OK perfect. So you know to go get loose in the 4th or whatever it is. It’s little things like that. The line ups were a big issue. I’ll tell you right now, Mike Quade is a baseball guy the first thing speaking with (Ryan) Dempster he loves this guy. It’s a different feel. Nothing against Lou Piniella, he managed a lot of years and you get to the point where you don’t think about those things but it was a little frustrating from the player’s side period. That there were no line ups, Lou didn’t know who was playing, and who was going in and it gets old.  So then what happens is you get guys in bad moods and then what happens is you’re kind of like whatever.  That’s the way the Cubs kind of played to an extent.”

If I could have reached through my radio and strangled Millar, I would be wanted for murder right now.

Really, Kevin?  The fact that a manager expected a major league ballplayer to be ready to play in any game in any situation at all times was the problem?  Really?  You mean John Grabow might have not thrown as many meatballs to the plate if Lou had stuck a Post-It to his forehead as he slept alerting him that he would definitely go in the game that day?

Maybe Ryan Theriot would have drawn more than one walk in the entire month of May if he had received a text to his phone telling him he was starting at second base tomorrow.

Maybe Lou needed to sew the names of Justin Berg, James Russell, and Jeff Stevens into their underwear so they could tell the difference between each other and they would have known better who Lou was telling to throw a fucking strike.

Asked if Piniella was simply “old school,” Millar replied: “I don’t buy the old school stuff. I’m not falling for that. That’s the banana in the tail pipe, the whole old school, listen… adjust to the times, right? There’s no old school, this is a new generation. The line ups not being out, that was old school? You know. So, I’m not falling for that, you don’t get that leeway with me.”

You’re not giving Lou Piniella leeway?  You talentless, hick asshat.  Lou Piniella could have his head chopped off and he would still have twice as many brains as Kevin Millar.  Lou may or may not ever even read these comments from Millar, and if he does, he likely could not give two shits, but there is no way on God’s green earth that Kevin fucking Millar should ever be criticizing Lou Piniella’s choice of pizza toppings, much less managerial aptitude.

I guess I understand Millar not being a fan of “old school” ways since he apparently has an aversion to anything involving school in any way.

Kevin, I’ll tell you what should have been obvious to anyone not named Kevin Millar.  No matter when the lineup card was available, whether it was three days before or thirty seconds before it got handed to the umpires, you shouldn’t have been listed on it.

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Cubs Officially Won’t Lose Them All


What have we learned so far in the two games the Cubs have played?  Not a ton, but there are some things about how the games have gone so far that stuck out to me.

1) Scoring runs is going to be an ordeal more often than we’d like.

The Cubs have scored four earned runs in two games and been handed four other unearned runs.  The Cubs aren’t always going to face the Pirates and their terrible defense, so the Cubs are going to have to score some runs on their own if they want to win games.  They have 19 hits in two days, so getting on base hasn’t been the problem.  The top two men in the order have reached base in 10 of 19 plate appearances, so the problem hasn’t been guys not getting on in front of the meat of the order.  The problem is that the 3-4-5 hitters have one RBI between them in two games with runners on base all over the place.  That can’t continue. For what it is worth, I don’t expect that to be as pronounced an issue as it has been the first two games.

2) It’s good Dempster and Zambrano were flip-flopped in the rotation.

Yes, Dempster’s results weren’t all that good, but he gets a pass because he’s Ryan Dempster.  At least, the media hasn’t seemed to jump on him for giving up a booming grand slam after getting himself into a mess via the walk (as he did in a certain playoff game).  The narrative seems to be that Dempster pitched OK, but didn’t execute a few key pitches.  Last year, Zambrano had to deal with the Lollipop Guild as his middle-infield defense that allowed weak grounder after weak grounder up the middle to get into the outfield, and then didn’t execute a pitch to Jason Heyward on a homerun that has just left the solar system.  The media couldn’t wait to blame Zambrano for not being an Opening Day calibre pitcher and things went downhill from there. So I’m glad it was Dempster giving up the bomb this year so we got spared that narrative.

3) Starlin Castro is really, really good at baseball.

This kid just keeps getting better and he is growing up right in front of us.  Enjoy it.  He’s special.

4) Carlos Pena is pretty good at defense.

He has snagged a number of throws that I’m sure Xavier Nady (or Colvin) would have just waved at as they bounded on by.  He may never be the bat we want him to be, but at least he can catch the ball and help out our infielders in preventing runs.

5) I haven’t had to swear at the bullpen yet.

Pretty much every reliever has looked OK, with the exception of Samardzija and that is shocking to nobody.  Even Grabow looked effective.  Again, it is difficult to extrapolate anything from it, but it certainly is nice to be saying that when they’ve been effective instead of trying to make ourselves feel better after craptastic outings like some of the other NL Central bullpens have had to do already.

6) It took four fewer games to get a win against Pittsburgh this year.

Let’s just breathe a sigh of relief on that one.

That’s what I’ve taken from the first two games, anyway.

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Tom Ricketts’ Easiest Interview Ever

I don’t read a ton of articles by Toni Ginnetti, so I can’t say whether she was just having a bad day or if this is the result of Tom Ricketts being particularly oily, but I had a hard time reading her interview with Tom today.

Tom Ricketts smiles at the question: Would winning the World Series help the Cubs accelerate their dream of transforming Wrigley Field into a modern stadium that retains its old-world charm?

There are two realistic answers to this question: 1) “Well, winning the World Series would be great for revenue generation since interest and demand for the team would be at an all-time high, and would probably accelerate timetables of our long-term plans.” 2) “Wrigley Field will never be a modern stadium, have you ever been there?”

I wonder which answer Tom will choose?

‘‘I’m convinced everything takes time,’’ the chairman said.

Wait… what?  A reporter lofted you a softball question that allows you to entertain the notion that a World Series for the Cubs is somehow plausible and your answer is basically, “Don’t hold your breath”?  Man, I bet Toni is really going to nail him with a stinging follow-up after that mis-step.

After all, it took his family three years to complete the record $845  million purchase of the Cubs from Tribune  Co. in October 2009, with the deal closing as the economy plunged.

Toni must have gone to the Yellon School of Journalism with a major in Follow-ups and minor in Wrong Facts.  Somehow, the time from when Zell bought the Tribune and announced the team would be sold on April 2, 2007 to October 2009 counts as three years. But even letting that slide on the basis that she was simply rounding up, the follow-up is a semi-rationalization of the bullshit answer you were just fed to a fairly simple question?

Amenities such as an electronic video board are things to consider down the road.

Well, I guess we really are just moving on to other things.

‘‘It’s not part of what we’re thinking about now,’’ Ricketts said. ‘‘There’s no space for it. Over time, who knows?’’

We’re not thinking about it, but we are because we know there’s no room for it, which somehow could change down the road, but who knows how or why because we’re not thinking about it.

But a year and a half into their ownership, the Rickettses have anchored their principles, from making the team less dependent on free agency, to player development, to beginning the long-term task of creating a Wrigley Field for the ­future.

Again, no follow-up to the bizarre response to the oddly out-of-place video board question.  Al would have at least asked Ricketts who owns the Cubs three times by now. Instead, Toni seems content to lead Tom into his own factually baseless rhetoric.

‘‘We’ve always talked about three goals: win a championship, preserve Wrigley Field and be a great neighbor,’’ Ricketts said.

They’ll win that championship when they get around to it, but first they need to get some tax money to preserve Wrigley and build up its revenue creating capabilities that will steal business away from their new bestest friends in the neighborhood.

Even if it’s unclear how the Cubs will pay for the longer-term changes, which could hinge on some kind of public financing help, the progress is measurable as the Rickettses begin their second season:

Did I miss something and Toni is now writing for Vine Line?

◆ A modernized spring-training facility in Mesa, Ariz., was secured in November when voters approved funding help for the project. The new facility is targeted for completion by 2014, perhaps sooner.

‘‘Other teams had newer and better facilities [built with help from Arizona specialty taxes denied to the Cubs], and it was definitely a front-burner concern to close that discrepancy,’’ Ricketts said.

The Cubs also have begun renovation on their training facility in the Dominican Republic, where future Latin American players will begin their careers.

‘‘That’s organizational consistency for our facilities,’’ Ricketts said.

I like the parenthetical statement unnecessarily added in there that highlights how unfair it is that Arizona had previously not provided tax dollars to the Cubs.  Seriously, when did Toni Ginnetti start working for the Cubs?  And does the Sun-Times know about it?

◆ Revitalizing Wrigley Field continues. Improvements to the locker-room facilities, which began last season, have continued with an expansion of the training room. It now includes X-ray equipment to help quickly diagnose some injuries.

Fans this year will see remodeled Sheffield Grill and Captain Morgan Club eateries, while the Batter’s Eye area in center field will have windows instead of fixed glass ‘‘so people can feel the game,’’ Ricketts said. New menus will feature items from local vendors, such as Vienna hot dogs and D’Agostino’s pizza, and gluten-free choices, among other special-diet fare.

She forgot to mention the troughs.  Maybe she doesn’t work for the Cubs afterall.  Maybe she could find out why the Cubs are remodeling areas of the ballpark that have all been put in or remodeled in the last five years?  What’s next?  An overhaul of the PNC Club?

In the background is the continuing replacement of aging brick and mortar.

OK, then, we’ll just move on.  Toni’s got shit to do, apparently.

‘‘Steel and concrete are ongoing things,’’ Ricketts said.

Kind of like the drought of championships, eh, Tom?

◆ The Cubs have aspired to be more cordial to surrounding businesses, rooftop owners and residents.

‘‘There were a lot of years when there wasn’t great communication with the team,’’ Ricketts said. ‘‘We’ve reached out to everyone.’’

The Cubs invested in one of the rooftop clubs last season when it was in danger of financial failure.

‘‘We have a small investment in it, and it gives us an insight into their business,’’ Ricketts said. ‘‘The rooftops are our partners, and we like them.’’

The Cubs share 17 percent of all the rooftop revenues under a deal struck in 2004 that ended a feud with then-owner Tribune Co.

So the Cubs aren’t being total dicks to the neighboring rooftops now that they have a piece of that revenue?  That’s very benevolent of them.  What great people the Rickettseses are.  I don’t even care if the Cubs ever win a damn thing again since I know such wonderful people with good Christian values are raking in all that cash from us fans.

The Cubs also have requested the 2014 All Star Game to coincide with the park’s 100th anniversary.

And a pony.

‘‘It would mean $150 million in revenue [for the city],’’ Ricketts said. ‘‘The commissioner [Bud Selig] is open-minded about it — if we can get some of the [ballpark] improvements done.’’

You hear that, Rahm?  The city ain’t getting jack squat unless Tom can find the money to add his Cubs Alley and other bullshit to the ballpark, and it better happen tootsweet because the clock is ticking.

Still on the drawing board is the long-discussed ‘‘triangle building’’ next to Wrigley that would include offices, restaurants and other amenities. But its future depends on uncertain financing.

‘‘It’s part of and can’t be separated from what we have to do to preserve the ballpark,’’ Ricketts said.

But what about all those restaurants and businesses that the Triangle Building would compete with for Cubs fan dollars?  They’re your friends now right?  Why would you try and hurt them like that? Never mind.  That’s not important to ask.

Implicit in his comments is the dilemma of seeking public revenue in a climate of strained government funds. The idea drew a chilly reception last fall when it was first raised, and Ricketts defers discussing it for now. Yet it could be the most challenging question facing the ownership family, even as it keeps checking off its to-do list.

Their checklist, as Tom mentioned and Toni accepted without question was:

  1. Win a championship – So far they’ve taken an 83 win team, turned it into a 75 win team and has now built a team that projections estimate to win somewhere between 73 and 76 wins.  I think we can say this is not even close to being checked off.
  2. Preserve Wrigley Field – They are at least openly trying to achieve this goal, though we’re not quite sure why since it will take around half a billion dollars to achieve on top of the $845 million they already paid.  But whatever, its not checked off.
  3. Be a great neighbor – They’re trying to consolidate the revenue driven in the neighborhood to their own property, but they’re being nice about it. I’ll give them half a check.

So the Cubs have achieved less than one of their three stated goals, one of which seems to contradict another.  Any thing else to ask, Toni?  No?  We’re just going to leave it at that?

I guess we’re just going to leave it at that.

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Getting to Know: Andrew Cashner

Name: Andrew Cashner 

Position: Starting Pitcher

Bats/Throws: Right/Right

Opening Day age: 24

Uniform Number:  48

Does he celebrate on September 11th every year?: Well, it IS his birthday, so I would imagine so.  Wouldn’t you?

Where Does He Rank Among National League Fifth Starters?: 9th

The good news is that Beyond the Box Score has him rated above every other 5th starter in the NL Central except Mike Leake of the Reds (5th). Cashner comes in ahead of Chris Narveson in Milwaukee (10th), Kyle McClellan in St. Louis (11th), Charlie Morton in Pittsburgh (14th) and Nelson Figueroa in Houston (15th).

The bad news is that he comes in behind Tom Gorzellany, but just barely.

Projections:

PROJECTION IP K BB HR ERA FIP
Steamer 80 69 33 7 4.12 3.95
Oliver 70.0 59 33 6 3.94 4.04
ZiPS 68.0 59 34 6 3.84 4.11
Marcel 52.0 46 22 6 4.24 4.25
Fans 125.0 113 60 15 4.06 4.44
CAIRO 56.6 48 26 6 4.44 4.47
Guru 54.5 47 25 7 4.62 4.52
PECOTA 78.6 60 45 8 4.75 4.71
CBS 54.1 50 30 8 4.81 4.94
RotoChamp 54.0 50 30 8 4.43 5.04
Average 69 60 34 8 4.33 4.45

He’s kind of all over the place in the projections, so it’s hard to know what to make of them.  PECOTA doesn’t seem to like him much and the Fantasy sites seem to really dislike him, but if he can even match the lower projections here, I’d have to think we couldn’t be totally disappointed in him.

Baseball-Reference.com’s Most similar pitcher: Not enough data.

Why We Might Like Him:

  • He’s the Cubs’ first round draft pick from 2008, so we assume he has some skills

  • He produced a combined 2.79 ERA in the minors since 2008, including three dominant starts in AAA before he got called to the majors

  • His presence on the roster means an absence of Carlos Silva

Why We Might Hate Him:

  • He is a rookie and he is going to make rookie mistakes.  Cubs fans don’t like rookie mistakes.

  • He walks a few too many people to make us comfortable.  Those walks on windy days at Wrigley will haunt him.

  • This may only be me, but I’m already tired of people referring to him as Ca$hner or simply $ner.

If You Rearrange the Letters in His Name You Get: A NEW NERD CRASH

What Cubs Blogosphere Thinks of Him:

Cubs f/x

I keep reading about Andrew Cashner being a ground ball pitcher. In the sense that every pro pitcher is a ground ball pitcher, it is true. He’s been just average at each professional level, for the league (non age-adjusted).

Bleed Cubbie Blue

Cashner was being groomed for the rotation throughout his minor league tenure — he made only four relief appearances and 39 starts before being called up last May to the major league bullpen. Outside of two major meltdowns when he allowed six runs in an inning or less, he was quite solid in relief.

Desipio

Cashner was a starter almost exclusively in the minors (39 starts in 43 minor league games) so it’s not foreign to him.  Though strict pitch counts in the minors left him with a crazy stat line.  He went 10-7 with a 2.79 ERA in those 39 starts.  Seventeen decisions in 39 starts with a sub 3.00 ERA?

Goat Riders of the Apocalypse

I could see Cashner opening the season as the fourth or fifth starter for the Cubs, and to be honest, I’m rooting for that. Then again, if the Cubs have issues getting the ball to Carlos Marmol, Cashner’s presence in the bullpen might become a necessity, and I would completely understand.

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Raised Expectations

Well… here we are.  After all the hype building up to the site’s debut today, I can’t help but wonder if people will walk away with the same sense of disappointment felt by the folks who initially buy into the Cubs’ “It’s a Way of Life” campaign after watching the Cubs’ attempts to hit the ball, catch the ball, or run the bases like professionals.

Perhaps we shouldn’t have likened ourselves to the Beatles, the casts of iconic TV shows and movies, superheroes, or famous artists.  We’re four guys who love the Cubs, love venting our frustrations when they lose and chronicling our euphoria when they win.  Sometimes the only thing that separates us from other fans is that we have a website and the majority of fans don’t.  Somehow, I think there was more separating the Beatles from mere mortals than simply owning instruments.

So I hope you like it here and don’t feel too led astray by the stretch of propaganda of which even Vine Line would be proud. Either way, I think we’re going to have a lot of fun here.

But enough about how this is a new blog.  You preseumably already knew that.  What is more important is that the Cubs have managed to make a lucid, rational, forward-thinking decision that Cubs fans are excited about… for now.

Carlos Silva has been told that his services are no longer needed in the rotation because of Andrew Cashner, and furthermore, he is not needed in the bullpen as long as Marcos Mateo is around.  The Cubs certainly took a long and circuitous route to get to the place where everyone else in the world arrived within five minutes, but they eventually got there and there is something to be said for that.

The team is better off without Carlos Silva.  He isn’t a good pitcher now, never was all that great, and he’s only getting older and laaaaarger.

Leon's getting laaaarger

So this is the right move.  Plus, Silva showed again why he’s never exactly been a favorite amongst fans or teams that employ him when he acted like getting cut was somehow a shock after showing up to camp horribly out of shape, getting into a fight with the longest tenured Cub and most important offensive weapon in the fourth game of Spring Training, and then pitching like absolute shit almost every time he took the mound while competing for a roster spot:

“I’m like, if you have to say something, be straight. He has to learn he’s in the big leagues now, know what I mean? There’s no kids around here anymore. The way he laid it out, I don’t know what he was trying to do. He said, ‘Man you’ve been throwing good, you can pitch, blah, blah, blah.’ He said, ‘What if you go to Triple-A and throw some games to continue building and continue getting better?’ I told him I don’t need to go there, I’m ready to go, I feel good, I’m ready to pitch.

“Then he told me, there’s no spot in the rotation or the bullpen. He should’ve started with that first and then say you’re throwing the ball good.”

I guess I can’t blame him completely.  I thought he was going to make the team in some way because of that $11.5 million contract, so I was pretty shocked when the news hit today.  But the reason I was shocked was probably different than the reason Carlos was shocked.  I still can’t believe the Cubs are willing to admit that money is never going to bring them any value on the baseball diamond, or at least as much value as the potential that Cashner and Mateo show.

So here we are.  Silva is gone and we are left with a rookie fifth starter who does need to keep working on a third pitch if he’s going to survive for long at this level and another rookie who can throw the ball really hard, but nobody is ever 100% sure where it is going to end up.  They have achieved their short-term goal and likely a childhood dream by making the Opening Day roster, but on the flipside, they have the expectations of a fan base that has been told this team is a contender on their shoulders.

Unlike the bloggers here on this site, those expectations were not brought on themselves.  The expectations have been thrust on them by the marketing machine of the Cubs organization.  So while they should ideally be able to move forward with the realistic expectations that we should have for all rookies that allows for periods of adjustment and applauds steady improvement as much as instant success, they may find some rough waters with the fan base if they aren’t hot out of the gate. 

Hopefully, these guys have the mental toughness and the physical ability to succeed in the major leagues. But even if one or both of them fall short of the expectations, I hope we all remember that this was the right decision at this time.

Good luck, guys.  Today, I have at least a small idea of how it feels to be up against raised expectations.

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