Cubs and Chicago Come to Agreement to Allow Wrigley to Be Less Shitty, More Expensive

When the Ricketts family first took over the Cubs, some of the first words out of their mouths were expressions of unbridled love of Wrigley Field. They were going to win and they were going to win in Wrigley Field. That was their story. Tom went around telling anybody who would listen that he once lived across the street from Wrigley. He skipped classes at University of Chicago to attend games, ultimately ending up taking five years to graduate as a result. He met his wife in the Wrigley bleachers.

The love Tom Ricketts felt for Wrigley was almost unnatural. I think part of the reason Joe and Pete so vehemently oppose gay marriage is that they fear the slippery slope that would eventually allow Tom to divorce his wife and marry Wrigley Field. 

Around these parts, we criticized this because it essentially removed all leverage the family had in negotiating with the city. They would ask for public funds. The city said no. They asked again and almost had a deal, then Joe fucked everything up with his Super PAC and hate of the President, who was coincidentally the Mayor's buddy.

Then the Cubs came out and said they'd pay for the whole thing themselves on the condition that they be allowed some wiggle room on the restrictions placed on it by city ordinances and landmark designations that turn every remodel of a urinal trough into a six month ordeal of community meetings and posturing in the media. Shockingly, the idea was met with scorn by Wrigley's neighbors and Tom Tunney, who tore himself away from counting the money in his pockets from the rooftop owners long enough to tell the Cubs to just replace the manual scoreboard with a videoboard if they want one that badly.

It was a Sisyphean ordeal all because there was never really an alternative for the Cubs. Rosemont offered them a crappy piece of land that nobody wants because it's practically on an O'Hare runway, so that wasn't ever really an option. So the Cubs were negotiating with people who basically kept poking them in the chest, kicking sand in their face, and asking, "What are you gonna do about it?"

So the agreement announced late last night that the Cubs and the City of Chicago have come to an agreement to allow the Cubs to spend $500 million of their own money on the crumbling ballpark is something of a minor miracle. Somewhere along the line, the city moved a bit, the Cubs moved a bit and they all ended up shaking hands with each other. And it only took three and a half years to add a couple of signs and a few more night games. Progress!

The agreement allows a number of changes that will help the Cubs separate us from even more of our money in the near future, per Carrie Muskat:

  • A 6,000 square foot video board will be placed in left field pretty much where the Toyota sign is now. They may place it further back over Waveland to decrease the impact on rooftop sightlines.
  • An additional sign will be added to right field that will be in the same kind of semi-see-through style as the current Toyota sign.
  • Those will be the only two additional outfield signs place instead of the original proposed seven signs.
  • They can play 10 more night games, bringing the total to 40.
  • There can be up to five more night games if national broadcasts dictate changes to the original schedule.
  • They can start Friday games at 3:05pm now.
  • They can close off Sheffield Ave. from 2 hours prior to the game until the 2nd inning.
  • The Captain Morgan Club will be rebuilt to be two stories to allow the visitor clubhouse to be expanded into that space plus additional space for a souvenir shop.
  • The corners of the park will be renovated to be more fan-friendly (translation: more places to sell stuff) along with upgrades to the existing crappy restaurant, The Sheffield Grill.

This is good news for the organization. It will allow them to sell their TV rights for more money when they get to that point because night games are more valuable. They'll hopefully have more space within the park to add some decent food and beverage options. As of right now, the closest thing to craft beer that they carry is Bud Light Lime-a-Ritas and Labatt's Blue (it's Canadian!). At least they aren't trying to call those "craft" beer like some teams. *cough* Yankees! *cough*

So while we will eventually be forking over larger amounts of our money to the Cubs, this allows them to sink the millions they need to into renovating the player facilities to bring them at least into the 20th century of modernization. It also provides them with the revenue capable of sustaining a larger payroll in the event they ever have players that actually require larger salaries.

So though I may be snarky about it because it is the Cubs and they have always shown an amazing capacity to fuck things up for themselves, this is a good day to be a Cubs fan. Finally.

***UPDATE***

The full approved proposal can be found here.

Tom Ricketts will hold a press conference today at 11:00am. Live streaming here.

WTF – March 22, 2013 – Wrigley Renovations, the Cubs Roster, and For Some Reason, Chone Figgins

Today on our Wrigley Talk Friday podcast, Adam, Julie and I discussed the Wrigley renovation saga as both Tom Tunney and the Cubs posture in the media, while Cubs fans kvetch over the potential loss of the manual scoreboard. We looked at the final roster and the few players remaining as possibilities, got sad, and successfully let Jesse Rogers troll us by bringing up Chone Figgins.  When does the season start?

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This Year OV Has TWO Discredited Non-Classy Tournament Picking Options

I've always loved and hated doing brackets for the NCAA Tournament. On one hand, I'm not a huge college hoops follower, so having a bracket or two gives me rooting interests and makes the games between teams I generally couldn't care less about, a heck of a lot more fun. But on the other hand, I suck at picking brackets. I don't know what I'm doing and I generally have no luck at all, so my brackets are usually dead by the end of the first week and I'm barely paying attention in the Final 4. Until recently.

My girlfriend's brother-in-law ran a family pool that made picks round-by-round. Which means no matter how awful your first round picks might have been, you still get a chance to make accuarate picks on ALL of the games in the second round, and so forth. Secondly, you get bonus points equal to the difference between the seeds for picking an upset. So if you pick a 12 beating a 5 in the first round, you get 2 points for the win plus 7 points for the upset. This makes for some crazy standings changes all the way through and some interesting strategy in making picks. This year he had an iPhone/iPad app created to run a pool round-by-round with those rules called Bracket Madness. So I'm starting a Discredited Non-Classy Pool on the Bracket Madness app for anyone who wishes to play by those rules and has an Apple device. I'd love feedback on it and if enough people like it, we can run with those rules next year when the app is available for Android and Chrome as well. FYI, the app costs 99 cents to download.

The bracket name is: Discredited Non-Classy OV Picks (Pay no attention to other OV or Obstructed View groups, I made a couple with screwed up settings and nobody could join, but I can't delete them either.)

Password is: jabroni

Just search for the bracket name once you get in. Download the app to begin the madness! http://goo.gl/s7iGy

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For a more traditional bracket that you can play from your phone or online, we have a Group on the ESPN Tournament Challenge game:

Get in the action now: http://games.espn.go.com/tournament-challenge-bracket/en/group?groupID=133246&ex_cid=tcmen-invite-email

On mobile: http://games.espn.go.com/tournament-challenge-bracket/en/m/group?groupID=133246&ex_cid=tcmen-invite-email

Group: Discredited NonClassy OV 

Password: jabroni

Hope everyone joins one or the other or gets really crazy and joins both. Should be an interesting tournament. It looks like any team can lose to any other team at any time. Peasants! Let the Madness Commence!

Cubs Showcasing the Best of their System to Japanese Media Instead of Their Own Fans

The Cubs will be playing two games today. One against the White Sox that will be televised on WGN and one against the Japanese national team that will not be televised.

Here is the Cubs lineup for the televised game:

Valbuena 3B
Barney 2B
Castro SS
Schierholtz RF
Hairston DH
Navarro C
Bogusevic LF
McDonald CF
Nelson 1B

Hooray. I'm interested in Castro. That's all. I guess you can make a case for Barney since he might do something fancy in the field. There is not a single other name in that lineup that stirs any emotion in me whatsoever.  Scott Feldman is starting for the Cubs. Of course he is. Why wouldn't it be the least interesting pitcher in the rotation?

The Cubs lineup for the game against Team Japan that will NOT be televised (I assume this is the lineup as the original lineup had Brett Jackson instead of Soler, but he's been scratched with a sore shoulder):

DeJesus CF
Baez SS
Castillo C
Soriano DH
Sappelt LF
Vitters 3B
Soler RF
Vogelbach 1B
Gonzalez 2B

Travis Wood will pitch. I can't even begin to express how much more I would rather watch the game against Team Japan. The Japanese media will have 140 members of their press at Ho Ho Kam for the game, so maybe I can find an illegal Japanese stream of the game. Otherwise, I guess the game against the White Sox is better than an Andy Griffith re-run or whatever WGN shows in the afternoons these days, but not by much.

I just don't understand why the Cubs wouldn't take this opportunity to show off the talent they have in the system to their fans. A game against a Japanese National Team will probably be just as competitive as a Spring Training game against a White Sox team that doesn't give a shit.

Go Cubs. I guess.

Who Needs Two? Face Value Cubs Tickets Available

We just held our ticket draft last night and there is no way I'm going to use ALL of my allotted tickets this year, so I thought I'd give you fine people a shot at tickets for face value with no Ticketmaster fees.

My seats are now in Aisle 409 Row 5, and I think they actually are the best value in the park (if there is such a thing anymore) since it costs about 25% more to sit one more aisle over. They are right above the Cubs' bullpen catchers behind 3rd base. I have a pair to each of the games listed below.

If you're interested in any of these games, shoot me an e-mail at tmcginnis2002 (at) hotmail (dot) com. The price listed is per ticket and includes the 12% Amusement tax. 

Tue, 4/9 Brewers 7:05p BRONZE $17.92
Sat, 4/13 Giants 12:05p SILVER $36.96
Sun, 4/14 Giants 1:20p SILVER $36.96
Tue, 4/16 Rangers 7:05p SILVER $36.96
Wed, 4/17 Rangers 7:05p SILVER $36.96
Tue, 4/30 Padres 7:05p BRONZE $17.92
Tue, 5/7 Cardinals 7:05p GOLD $43.68
Mon, 5/13 Rockies 7:05p BRONZE $17.92
Wed, 5/15 Rockies 7:05p BRONZE $17.92
Sun, 6/2 D-backs 1:20p GOLD $43.68
Sun, 6/9 Pirates 1:20p GOLD $43.68
Sun, 7/7 Pirates 1:20p PLATINUM $52.64
Tue, 7/9 Angels 7:05p PLATINUM $52.64
Wed, 7/10 Angels 7:05p PLATINUM $52.64
Thu, 7/11 Cardinals 7:05p PLATINUM $52.64
Sun, 7/14 Cardinals 7:05p MARQUEE $61.60
Tue, 7/30 Brewers 7:05p GOLD $43.68
Wed, 7/31 Brewers 7:05p GOLD $43.68
Thu, 8/1 Dodgers 7:05p PLATINUM $52.64
Sat, 8/3 Dodgers 3:05p MARQUEE $61.60
Sun, 8/18 Cardinals TBD PLATINUM $52.64
Mon, 8/19 Nationals 7:05p SILVER $36.96
Wed, 8/21 Nationals 7:05p SILVER $36.96
Sun, 9/1 Phillies TBD PLATINUM $52.64
Tue, 9/3 Marlins 7:05p SILVER $36.96
Sat, 9/7 Brewers 12:05p GOLD $43.68
Sun, 9/22 Braves 1:20p SILVER $36.96
Mon, 9/23 Pirates 7:05p BRONZE $17.92

Top Ten Rejected 2013 Cubs Slogans

The Cubs unveiled their new marketing slogan the other day and simultaneously churned Twitter into a furious snarky froth with "Committed." Frankly, I think "Committed" is right up there with "It's a Way of Life" as most mockable slogans the Cubs have come up with under the Ricketts. It took Twitter about 10 seconds to start making insanity references and the beat writers were in on it within 30 seconds. This was not the farthest anyone has ever had to reach to make a joke out of the Cubs.

The speed in which the slogan was turned on its ear made me wonder what the Cubs had considered and rejected if "Committed" is what they landed on and agreed was the best possible option on the table. Naturally, we unleashed OV's full espionage resources that are rivaled only by the most secretive of government agencies, which may or may not exist, and gathered information on the Cubs rejected ideas.

We now present the Cubs slogan ideas that were never intended for the public to see, and in many cases were simply jotted down on a cocktail napkin. Many Bothans died to bring us this information:

Top Ten Rejected 2013 Cubs Slogans

10. "Give Us Your Money"

9. "Cubs Baseball es Muy Valbuena!"

8. "What Are You Going to Do, Root for the Sox?"

7. "Jeff Samardzija Might Pitch in the Game You Attend, Wouldn't That be Neat?"

6. "Seriously, Give Us Your Money"

5. "Come for the Schierholtz, Stay for the Lillibridge" 

4. "If a Piece of Concrete Falls On You, It's Yours to Keep!"

3. "How 'Bout Them Blackhawks?"

2. "We Accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Cash… There's Really no Reason Why You Haven't Given Us Your Money Yet"

1. "Bison Dogs and Troughs and Slightly Better Celebrity Singers, Oh My!"
 

WTF – February 22, 2013 – Wherein Tim & Adam Share Too Much For Everyone’s Comfort

Today on Wrigley Talk Friday, we hope we finally closed the door on Tony Campana discussion, reflected on Theo's honesty about where the Cubs stand, and admitted to some deep emotional scarring that the Cubs have inflicted on us over the years.

By the way, the Theo interview we discuss can be heard here.

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Garza Leaves Throwing Live BP Early with Trainers

Everybody was in the best shape of their lives and having fun watching Jed and Theo try their hand at bunting. Good times were had by all. That was yesterday.

Today, Matt Garza stepped up on the mound to face live hitters for the first time since July. It did not go well. He ended up leaving early after getting a visit from a trainer. On the plus side, everyone agreed he looked great until the end.

So I guess that's something.

We'll get any updates here ASAP.

Cubs Bunting Tournament 2: Electric Boogaloo

The 2013 version of the Cubs Bunting Tournament is rapidly approaching and the Cubs beat writers seem pretty psyched about it. Carrie Muskat, Paul Sullivan, and Jesse Rogers are all Twitpic-ing the shit out of the brackets they've seen so far this morning.

The first bracket is actually a play-in tourney for the 64th spot in the main tournament between some baseball ops, media relations and other front-office types:

(Via JesseRogers)

The highlight of this side bracket is the bottom match-up:

OMG! OMG! OMG!

Jed vs. Theo! Theo vs. Jed! How is this not on pay-per-view?!

We also got a partial picture of the pitchers' side of the bracket from Jesse Rogers:

I'm not sure when all the bunting madness begins, but rest assured, our crack OV team will keep you up to date as developments occur.