Eloy Jimenez should be Cubs RF in 2014

In Commentary And Analysis by dmick8918 Comments

Why? Because it seems like it's the thing to do with some people. Just throw out a name of some prospect who is doing well and say, for god knows why, that he should be with the Cubs in 2014. At least two idiots have suggested Kris Bryant open the 2014 season with the Cubs. This idiotic idea was brought …

Chicago 17, Carolina 24

In Commentary And Analysis by mylesLeave a Comment

The Bears had their first preseason game. Honestly, I'm calling it a win, because no one really got injured. Henry Melton had a concussion, but he's just day to day. Honestly, you can't take much away from the game. Jay Cutler didn't play very much, and threw an interception on the very first fucking play. The offensive line was honestly …

Just a slight weapons malfunction (Technical difficulties PSA)

In Commentary And Analysis by berselius2 Comments

We’ve been slammed by spambots for the past few days (if not months), which has caused the recent sluggishness/downtime of the blog. We’re migrating over to a new hosting service that offers better protection against these kinds of shenanigans. Everything should be cleared up in the next 48-72 hours, but don’t be surprised if comments, etc. disappear in that span …