OSS: Cook County General Hospital Squad bombs their way past the team with the best record in baseball.
Three up:
- Javy hit two home runs, including a Sosa-esque bomb that hit the CF camera shack above the batters eye. Javy’s line now sits at .260/.295/.514, good for a .343 wOBA, and he’s on pace for another unique 4-5 WAR season.
- Injury callup and former Cardinals first round pick Patrick Wisdom had a two-homer day as well. The Cubs have had a plethora of injuries this year, and it’s a little jarring to see some of their replacements step up. Matt Duffy certainly stands out among the group of bench/minors guys going into the season, but Wisdom might have vaulted himself to second on the list. I hope he manages to stick around one way or another.
- Speaking of former top prospects putting it together, former Twins first round pick Kohl Stewart was the last-minute starter today following an emergency appendectomy for Trevor Williams. He pitched a solid five innings, allowing just one unearned run. He also made a slick behind the back catch on a shot up the middle that he totally did on purpose (dying laughing).
Three down:
- Said appendectomy for Williams is pretty hilarious when looking at this team from 30,000 feet. At this rate Zach Davies is going to miss his next start due to being bitten by a moose.
- Joc Pederson was the only batter to be completely blanked on the scorecard, going 0-4 with two strikeouts. He’s cooled off a smidge from his hot start back from the injury.
- It’s a great start to this stretch of games, but the Cubs have their work cut out for them. The Cubs are in the middle of a ~3 week stretch with no off days, and have 2 more games in this series against the Padres followed by the dreaded west coast trip to face SD and SF.
Next up: Ryan Weathers takes on Cyle at 7:05 PM CT
Comments
Cubs ———> first place, for more than a few hours this time.
berseliusQuote Reply
David Ross might be good at bullpen management. It just seems like something that is really easy to screw up, especially with a lot of injuries and the new rules on minimum batters faced AND a patchwork starting rotation. It’s getting to the point where I have a hard time believing he’s just been lucky.
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I’m honestly surprised to see Cubs pitchers coming up and doing well, even if Alzolay is the only starter. I guess they’ve been doing it for a couple years, but it still seems jarring after basically nothing from 2015-19.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Cyle: 2 IP, 14 pitches
andcountingQuote Reply
By comparison, Javy has taken 8 pitches so far in this game, through one plate appearance.
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WISDOM!
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I think Wisdom wants to keep his roster spot.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Wisdom obliterated that pitch.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Machado is slow.
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Caratini!
andcountingQuote Reply
Ok, that play was impressive.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Willie!!
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Willson!
andcountingQuote Reply
Missed most of this game – what happened to Tatis?
berseliusQuote Reply
M ———> inverted
berseliusQuote Reply
Kimbrel was throwing smoke. Pleasantly surprised to see the Cubs get a series win against SD.
PerkinsQuote Reply
I’m not convinced the Cubs should be buyers, but if they are, I wonder if Scherzer will be available.
PerkinsQuote Reply
This Cubs team might be kinda good? Who knows about some of these fill in guys but hard to argue with 5-0 be the Dodgers and padres
berseliusQuote Reply
What the everloving fuck is going on in this game?
andcountingQuote Reply
Rizzo!
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Wow, Boog isn’t even trying to sing.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Javy!!! Screw the closer!
PerkinsQuote Reply
At least he warned us that he would suck.
berseliusQuote Reply
M ——> inverted
berseliusQuote Reply
That was a pretty well-played series. It’s hard to believe the Cubs swept that running away.
andcountingQuote Reply
Eleven-run first for the Dodgers.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Dodgers woke up and chose violence. Here’s hoping they completely deplete the Cardinals bullpen.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Perkins,
Maybe they’ll just have Yadi pitch a few innings.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
RIP Dr. Mike Marshall
PerkinsQuote Reply
ok so i guess this is the point where i just fuckin go all in on this squad
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
With about 20 minutes left in the audiobook for Michael Lewis’s “Playing to Win,” I decided to Google Tabatha Soren to see if she was the same MTV News anchor I was picturing in my head. I was horrified to find out their daughter Dixie, whose early softball career is the focus of much of the book, died in a car accident 5 days ago. It’s absolutely heartbreaking.
andcountingQuote Reply
Joc!
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Cardinals lose.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Welp time for a fire sale smh
berseliusQuote Reply
Bryant!
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I miss when Jake was good.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Cardinals lose again.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
And again.
andcountingQuote Reply
PATRICK!!!!!
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The Cubs are going to get swept here, aren’t they?
PerkinsQuote Reply
The Cardinals are getting crushed once again.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Jesus Christ, Patrick.
andcountingQuote Reply
Nice gun, Happ!
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Stupid Reds.
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Wisdom!!!
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Wisdom is having a hell of a Cubs debut.
berseliusQuote Reply
Winker!
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Why did Sogard dive over first base?
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Cardinals got swept.
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M———> inverted.
berseliusQuote Reply
Patrick Wisdom——-> NL P of the W
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West Coast roadtrip strikes again
berseliusQuote Reply
Cubs kinda need to win tonight, because Darvish is going to eat their lunch tomorrow.
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WILLIE
berseliusQuote Reply
M ———>inverted
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Patrick Wisdom is fourth on the team in homers, tied with Mike Trout. He’s also 20 days younger than Trout. He might not hit another homerun all year, but this has still been pretty fun to witness.
andcountingQuote Reply
To-day’s base ball squadron
LF Pederson
2B Happ
3B Wisdom
1B Rizzo
CF Ortega
RF Heyward
SS Alcantara
C Higgins
P Arrieta
Scheduled day off for KB, Baez available off the bench.
berseliusQuote Reply
Joc!
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Productive double play!
andcountingQuote Reply
Screwe Ye Olde Closer!
berseliusQuote Reply
Sergio!
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Kimbrel has not been his sharpest so far.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Phew!
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M ——————> inverted
berseliusQuote Reply
I can’t believe they beat Darvish on the road without Bryant, Contreras or Báez.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
A 3-4 West Coast road trip is not too shabby, especially after they lost the first three games.
PerkinsQuote Reply
http://www.obstructedview.net/cubs-3-padres-1/
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