OSS: Cubs finally score more runs than they allow.
Three Up:
1. Kyle Schwarber went 3-3 with a HR and a walk. If only he stopped doing so much god damn charity work, he might have went 4 for 3, right Alvin?
2. Kris Bryant hit a 3-run bomb and silenced all of Cubs RISP Twitter. I get the impression that people understand SSS when it's over a short period of time, but absolutely do not understand it when it's over a long period of time or with infrequent trials.
3. Jose Quintana has earned my respect with 7 innings of 2-run ball. I'll have to come up with a new nickname.
Three Down:
1. So Justin Wilson may not make the postseason roster, should it come to that. In what was the world's clearest "throw strikes" scenario, Wilson couldn't get the ball over the plate. He was staked 6 runs and did not get through the inning. He injured; either physically, mentally, or both.
2. With the bases loaded in the first inning and one away, Ian Happ grounded into a double play. He redeemed himself with a HR later on in the game, but that really hurt. He also struck out with men on first and second and two out.
3. I think I pick on Joe Maddon a little too much, but when Baez doubled in the 6th after Quintana was at a hundred pitches you just knew that he was batting for himself and you were going to be frustrated. It worked out in this instance, but the process was poor. Rosters are expanded and you don't need your pitcher to get through the 7th (though with this bullpen, maybe you do!).
Next Up
7:05 PM CST, WGN/670 the Score
Fatt Harvey (5.82 ERA, really really sucks) vs Jon Lester (4.35 ERA, hopefully doesn't injure himself)
Will the Cubs Win?
If you can't beat Matt Harvey, then you really, really, really don't deserve to make the playoffs. Fun fact about Harvey: he's horrible. He might not be able to start for the Reds.
Comments
I’ll admit that his lack of home runs was starting to irritate me, but only because the Cubs need him to be Kris Bryant if they’re going to win. He’s still been really good, so it’s great he can be excellent even without the home runs, but he’s better with home runs. I was, however, never worried about his power. I knew it would come at some point (this year or next), but I’m definitely glad to see it. Hopefully it continues because winning this division will be a lot easier with him at full potential.
dmick89Quote Reply
I don’t understand how Harvey can be so terrible. His velocity is still solid. It’s down a bit, but not much. His movement on his pitches is basically the same as it was before, with the breaking pitches having less movement. All of sudden though he can’t get swinging strikes, and he’s lost control and command over his pitches. In 2013 he looked unhittable, it’s so strange to seem him now.
EdwinQuote Reply
The Indians may never lose again.
dmick89Quote Reply
Chief Wahoo 4EVA!
Wenningtons Gorilla CockQuote Reply
To day’s base ball squadron:
Zobrist
Bryant
Rizzo
Contreras
Happ
Schwarber
Heyward
Baez
Lester
PerkinsQuote Reply
Jen-Ho Tseng ——> starting tomorrow
Mike Montgomety ——–> bullpen
PerkinsQuote Reply
Perkins,
Well, Tseng has good AAA numbers and the Mets are basically a AAA team now, so…
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Good Lester, please.
dmick89Quote Reply
Bad Mets, please.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
You’re kidding me.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
That game was over quickly.
dmick89Quote Reply
Someone tell Jon he’s facing the Mets and it’s not 2015.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Yay groundout RBIs.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
I kinda hoped they’d have gotten to two runs before making two outs.
PerkinsQuote Reply
I’m not sure Good Lester is a thing anymore.
dmick89Quote Reply
More evidence that Heyward should be in center.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Pitch better, Jon.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Feels like Lester has thrown a thousand pitches already.
dmick89Quote Reply
Willson just bailed Jon out there.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Something exciting!
dmick89Quote Reply
Willson throw/Javytag!
PerkinsQuote Reply
Stop giving up leadoff hits, Jon.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
I don’t think I can watch much more of this shitfest from Lester.
dmick89Quote Reply
I’m starting to think I could foul off Lester’s pitches until I could draw a walk.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
The Cubs have no chance in the postseason if Lester can’t figure his shit out. He can’t even beat the Mets.
dmick89Quote Reply
Everything Lester throws is a ball or a bat-magnet.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
It helps that most of his balls have been well out of the zone.
dmick89Quote Reply
A gift strikeout! Thanks, ump.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
And several of his strike calls have been out of the zone so he’s really sucked tonight.
dmick89Quote Reply
This could be the first six hour, nine inning game in mlb history.
berseliusQuote Reply
Another gift strikeout.
dmick89Quote Reply
berselius,
What’s the current record? Didn’t the Yankees/Red Sox play some five hour game awhile back?
dmick89Quote Reply
Come on, Schwarbs.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Stop striking out so much, Kyle.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
About 150 pitches so far in this game.
dmick89Quote Reply
God damn terrible baserunning.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
What the fuck was that?
PerkinsQuote Reply
I don’t know what to say.
dmick89Quote Reply
Why was Contreras watching the play at 3rd?
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
Between Happ’s failure to slide and Willson’s turn to watch it, that was a complete shit show.
PerkinsQuote Reply
The Cubs deserve to lose all remaining games.
dmick89Quote Reply
So much stupid on that play. What was Happ thinking? He didn’t even slide.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
I probably wouldn’t be a very good manager because if I was managing this game, both Happ and Contreras would be out of this game.
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
Maddon always claims to be old school about hustling, but I’ve never seen it on the field.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Too bad Baez wasn’t sent there. Terrible throw.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Bringing in a righty to face Rizzo? Weird.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Baez sprinted home. (dying laughing)
dmick89Quote Reply
This would be a good time for Willson to redeem himself.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Willson!
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Contreras!!!
dmick89Quote Reply
Willie!
berseliusQuote Reply
This would be a good time for Ian to redeem himself.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
That was weird.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Reds beating the Cardinals 6-0.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Perkins,
Might not be a big enough cushion for the Reds pitching staff.
berseliusQuote Reply
So does anyone have a My Pillow or hasn’t Coomer convinced you yet?
BVSQuote Reply
Might as well put Rosario on second.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
The correct move, of course, would be to replace Lester with someone who can hold a runner.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
BVS,
I stuffed mine with bottles of funk-away.
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
Whew. I thought that would be a double play.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rough day for Schwarber. He should have taken that for ball four.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Schwarber struckout? That’s surprising.
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
Almost as surprising as the Heyward pop-out.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
I mean, he didn’t ground out, so that’s something.
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
Berselius is too lazy to log in,
Grounders haven’t really been his problem. He’s always had groundball tendencies. He has been popping out at an alarming rate this year, though.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
THROW STRIKES.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Here we go.
dmick89Quote Reply
GOD DAMN IT, I SAID THROW STRIKES.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
I’d rather pitcher underhand the ball to the plate rather than walk guys with a big lead like this.
dmick89Quote Reply
Whew.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
dmick89,
I wonder if anyone has done a study on what the expected OBP against batting practice pitches would be.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Javy! He knows the bullpen can’t be trusted.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Sixteen.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
Probably a bit better than the average OBP against position players who pitch. Wouldn’t you think?
dmick89Quote Reply
PerkinsQuote Reply
Almora!
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Almora!
dmick89Quote Reply
Perkins,
He also wore number 15.
dmick89Quote Reply
15 has to be Darwin Barney.
dmick89Quote Reply
These Mets uniforms have been very confusing in wide shots (dying laughing)
/colorblind-ish
berseliusQuote Reply
Or Cubs legend Brian Matusz.
berseliusQuote Reply
Jim Edmonds.
PerkinsQuote Reply
…at least Grimm isn’t walking anyone.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Kevin Orie.
berseliusQuote Reply
I hadn’t remembered that. Odd since he’d been 16 with the Pirates and nobody else wore 16 for the Cubs in 2003.
PerkinsQuote Reply
That no-hitter ruining bastard.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Jesus.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
DFA
dmick89Quote Reply
Get Grimm the hell out of there.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Grimm gotta Grimm
berseliusQuote Reply
Perkins,
Was there a coach who wore it?
dmick89Quote Reply
Odds Davis pitches the 9th regardless of the score? I’d say 60%.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Pitch. Better.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
dmick89,
I seem to recall his preferred number not being available, but it was given to him in the offseason.
dmick89Quote Reply
That was fortunate, but there’s no way Grimm wanted that curveball up there.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
dmick89Quote Reply
berselius,
(dying laughing)
dmick89Quote Reply
Perkins,
90%.
dmick89Quote Reply
Actually, I think it’s 100%. With Tseng going tomorrow, Joe will make sure this one doesn’t get away.
dmick89Quote Reply
Looks like Sonny Jackson did.
PerkinsQuote Reply
The downside of Rivera’s hitting well in a Cubs uniform is that it might fool Maddon into giving him more at-bats.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
This is the second time the Mets brought in a righty to face Rizzo with the bases loaded.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
Same result both times!
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
The lettering on the Mets uniforms suck.
dmick89Quote Reply
Six RBI for Almora!
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Ok night for Almora.
dmick89Quote Reply
This is fun. I can dig it.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Okay, I think Rondon can be trusted with a 12 run lead.
PerkinsQuote Reply
So did Jose Hernandez so this is weird. Hernandez wore it and either gave it up so Sonny Jackson could have it or after he was traded Jackson grabbed it before Ramirez could get it.
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
I’m seeing Hernandez for 15, but just Jackson (and Ramirez) for 16.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Nice play by Bryant.
dmick89Quote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
#15 must have played when I was in a fugue state for four years. I have no idea who the fuck that is (dying laughing)
ceruleanQuote Reply
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
2013, no?
ceruleanQuote Reply
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
I’ll see if I can find an image, but this also has Ramirez with 15 in 2003: https://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/CHC/uniform-numbers.shtml
dmick89Quote Reply
https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/r/ramirar01.shtml
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
Yeah, I saw him on there with both 15 and 16 in 2003. I thought it odd that he had 15 briefly, but I get that a coach had 16 first. I meant that I saw Hernandez and Ramirez for 15 and Ramirez and Jackson for 16.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Denorfia—OK—that makes more sense. It looked like Dendreth.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
I think 16’s still the magic number since the Brewers won. But the Cardinals are now in third and have an E# of 15.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Perkins,
False. The Brewers and the Cardinals both have 69 losses, making the elimination number 15 for both.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Perkins,
The Cubs have a three game lead over both teams in the loss column. I think the Cubs magic number is still high enough that it doesn’t mean much, especially with the number of times the Cubs play the Cardinals and Brewers. A three game lead is great. You’d rather be up three, but it won’t take anything other than a bad weekend this week or next to eliminate it.
dmick89Quote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
Shut me right up.
PerkinsQuote Reply
I love this blog because there were like six comments on the Cubs scoring 17 runs tonight and sixty about what number Aramis wore.
uncle daveQuote Reply
While Grimm and Pena continue to bleed out every night, Wilson cant find the strikezone and Uehara may have died— cubs designated Pierce Johnson for assignment to open up a spot for tomorrow’s starter. Oddly, Eddie Butler is still on the 40 man. Pierce didnt have a phenomenal year at AAA but hes got good stuff and has another year of minor league control.
Pierce must be hurt again. Because this move didnt make any sense.
mcalis2Quote Reply
I’m disappointed in you all…
RynoQuote Reply
Ryno,
I had forgotten about the never-ending rumors of the Cubs acquiring Hairston until I saw that he wore 15. Still hard to believe we traded Sosa for him.
dmick89Quote Reply
I’ll play.
BVSQuote Reply
Ryno,
That’s the day I saw my Grandma in the stands.
Jerry Hairston, Jr.Quote Reply
BVS,
well no one’s gonna beat that.
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
i was desperately searching for a pic of gary gaetti during the brief period in 1998 when he sported #15 and i struck out…but i did find this:
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
EnricoPallazzo,
That’s even better. I hope there really is a Gary Gaetti Cult and I hope they’re as batshit crazy as most cults.
dmick89Quote Reply
Yeah, I don’t get why Eddie Butler is still on the roster. I don’t think Johnson will be much as a starter, but I still think he could be a valuable reliever. i wouldn’t even mind seeing him on the team right now considering how much the bullpen sucks. He’s probably a better bet against lefties at this point than Wilson is.
dmick89Quote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
is that federowicz?
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
EnricoPallazzo,
Except Myles and Cerulean are still scratching their heads wondering who the original El Mago is.
BVSQuote Reply
dmick89,
My theory is that Todd Ricketts kept freaking out every time Pierce Johnson was mentioned, because college and…duh, and it was too impractical to issue trigger warnings before any discussion of prospects or minors.
BVSQuote Reply
EnricoPallazzo,
So it’s a group of tubby middle-aged white guys who still mow the lawn shirtless without sunblock, wearing batting helmets without earflaps and their last few wisps of curls sticking out along the edge, singing Whitesnake?
BVSQuote Reply
Adrian Cardenas?
MylesQuote Reply
EnricoPallazzo,
Oui.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Cardinals up 2-1.
dmick89Quote Reply
BVS,
I’d party in that neighborhood.
uncle daveQuote Reply
uncle dave, You could probably do a line of meth off your cousin's stomach.
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
4-1
dmick89Quote Reply
To day’s base ball squadron:
Jay
Bryant
Rizzo
Happ
Schwarber
Baez
Heyward
Davis (?)
Tseng
PerkinsQuote Reply
So, the Cubs have four catchers on the roster and Taylor Davis gets the start?
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Perkins,
I guess since Davis is familiar with Tseng. I don’t like it though.
dmick89Quote Reply
I’m guessing Joe will take Davis out when Tseng’s night is over. So, three or four innings at most.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
This game is kind of important since the Cubs can’t just lose a game. If the Cubs lose tonight they’re pretty much guaranteed to lose at least three in a row. At that point the Cardinals are tied with the Cubs and the Brewers are probably in first place.
dmick89Quote Reply
I’d rather have seen Avila get the start.
PerkinsQuote Reply
If Tseng only goes three or four, odds are the game is over and Davis sticks around. Besides, Joe will wait until the 8th when he can use Contreras against a lefty. He doesn’t want to burn through pinch hitters too early.
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
I wasn’t expecting anything less with that pitching matchup.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Perkins,
I’d rather see any of the other three catchers start. Does this mean Davis will catch all of Tseng’s starts because that’s fucking even dumber than having him start this one.
dmick89Quote Reply
I just hope we don’t get a repeat of the Matusz game. Unless it’s an exact repeat.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
The 2017 version of that game is the Cubs coming back to take a 7-6 lead and then losing 13-7.
dmick89Quote Reply
yeah but the real question is, who really owns the cubs?
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/are-the-cubs-underachieving/
This was an article I recently read.
PerkinsQuote Reply
dmick89,
And drink dirty martinis from his belly button (pre-hernia).
BVSQuote Reply
Assumed this was the case as soon as Tseng’s start was announced. I think this is OK. Davis was up already, independent of Tseng’s start, so he must have some skills. I think it makes sense to have the guy who has worked with Tseng before start. It helps both Tseng and the C. Contreras or Avila can watch him tonight and catch him next time. This is no different than signing Ross after signing Lester.
HOWEVER, if Caratini has caught Tseng more than twice, then I think he should be the starter.
BVSQuote Reply
BVS,
I’d be fine if this was just a one and done start, but it may not be. Arrieta hasn’t thrown off a mound yet. My guess is he misses at least one more and probably two more starts. Maybe more if there’s a setback. I’d put Avila back there tonight and with his next start I’d put Contreras back there.
dmick89Quote Reply
If Ohtani is posted, the Cubs have to be a serious bidder, don’t they?
dmick89Quote Reply
Perkins,
BVS,
I think the bigger lineup question than Davis at C is not putting Zo in. With a contact pitcher wouldn’t you maximize D or some combination of D + hitting? Zo has been hot and has slightly better splits against righties than Happ. I think Zo is better at D too, but certainly not much worse. I put Zo in because he is picking it up at the plate instead of treading the waters of mediocrity like Happ.
Could put Zo in LF, but Schwarber has been hitting better than Happ lately too. But even that is a more defensible lineup than a “no Zo” today.
BVSQuote Reply
dmick89,
I can see that. Agree that he’ll probably get a second start if he doesn’t implode tonight. I think Joe giving him Taylor Davis probably helps his comfort level and is basically an attempt to give him everything possible to succeed. The starter is more important to any single game than any particular batter in almost any case. Plus there is the language barrier too. Doubt any of the others speak any Korean. Maybe The Stare has picked some up.
100% agree that the next start should be with another C, whoever the best framer is, I guess. Contreras has a good stare too.
BVSQuote Reply
YES
BVSQuote Reply
Yes, and relevant to this question:
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/how-to-sign-shohei-otani/
PerkinsQuote Reply
Perkins,
How much money do the Cubs have to offer? I much preferred the old posting system.
dmick89Quote Reply
The one where you could give whatever you wanted.
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
Prefer to use the discarded T-top from my Camaro, but whatever.
uncle daveQuote Reply
dmick89,
I dunno, do we still have some earmarked for Carlos Silva?
I feel like Ohtani is a guy you break the bank for either way. He’s a potential generational talent already producing at a high level. You just figure the rest out later. (Unfortunately, I’m just going to assume that the Dodgers will wind up with everyone worth having at this point.)
uncle daveQuote Reply
uncle dave,
Max he can sign for is $10 million.
dmick89Quote Reply
BVS,
Mandarin, but whatever. Hopefully, he’s picked up some English over the past four years. (Enough to understand “throw a fucking strike, kid” at least.)
uncle daveQuote Reply
dmick89,
True, but that only magnifies the advantages that LA and New York have in these deals. LA especially, I’d think, owing to proximity to Japan and so on. There’s also the possibility that the next deal is part of this one, illegally or no.
uncle daveQuote Reply
Even some of the native English speakers on the Cubs staff seem to have trouble understanding that phrase.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
dmick89,
All I know is that I’d promise him the shot at playing in the OF on non-pitching days, if only for the novelty.
uncle daveQuote Reply
*most
uncle daveQuote Reply
dmick89,
As I understood the article, the Cubs would be bound by their IFA restrictions, as would every other team. But Ohtani doesn’t sound like he cares about the first year money that much. It sounds like any team signing him would have to work out some kind of under-the-table agreement to offer him a massive contract extension, maybe even after his first season in MLB.
What the article notes is that Francisco Lindor reportedly turned down a $100MM extension after his first year, so a nine figure extension that resembled a free agent contract to a first year player would have precedent (even if just as an offer). He also toys with the idea of allowing Ohtani to opt into arbitration if he thinks he’d make more, as Jose Abreu’s contract allows him to do.
Given that the Cubs look to be flush with cash and are expecting a much more profitable TV agreement after 2019, and that they have a core anchored by two potential HoFers (early, I know), I’d say they could make him an attractive offer.
But I bet he signs with the Yankees.
PerkinsQuote Reply
I thought I read that MLB would be closely watching to make sure this does not happen. I would also bet there is almost no chance that he’d get that sizable extension if he was only mediocre in his rookie season. He’d have to be ridiculously good for MLB to look the other way IMO.
dmick89Quote Reply
Yeah that’s a good bet.
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
It does sound like MLB is hoping to prevent such a deal (i.e., sign for the minimum and throw a truckload of money at Ohtani shortly after), but that seems to be the only way he’d sign. I think the main thing is not to be too obvious that’s what’s going on, so as long as he performs well in his first year, the signing team should be in the clear. That’s why those comps (Lindor and Abreu) are so important, since they give a team plausible deniability when it throws a nine figure contract to a player before his second year in MLB.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Perkins,
Yeah, I agree, but I think a promise to him for a certain amount after year one is useless and he’d likely know it. If he’s not performing at least at an all-star level, I think MLB would find some way to void the contract. Also, what’s to stop the team from just paying him as if there was no under the table deal?
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
I’d assume a team could do that, but probably only a handful of owners make a move like that. While it would be technically correct, I assume it would poison the well for that team with respect to signing players from Japan and possibly elsewhere for a long time. Players, owners, and agents are all adults and I don’t think anybody expects Ohtani to assume all the risk and pitch for the league minimum for three years. Paying him the league minimum for three years looks like negotiating in bad faith.
I think you’re right that if he’s not producing at a very high level, MLB would step in on a massive contract extension. My guess is the team would then offer him something more modest (something like 7/$80MM or so) after the first year that would show they’re betting on him, but that it would be easy for him to turn down if he wanted to bet on himself and wait another year.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Not impressed with Tseng so far.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Yep. Tseng is definitely a Cub. 0-2 to a walk.
dmick89Quote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
The behind the legs pitch is unhittable.
dmick89Quote Reply
Ugh.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Jesus Christ.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Get well now, Jake.
dmick89Quote Reply
Gonna be a long game.
dmick89Quote Reply
I guess I won’t be posting a picture for magic number 14 tonight. You’ll never guess whose uniform I chose!
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
No-hitter still intact.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
I stand corrected. He has not.
uncle daveQuote Reply
Take away the walk, hit batter and error and that was a fine inning.
dmick89Quote Reply
Not a bad recovery, all things considered.
uncle daveQuote Reply
dmick89,
And the ball in the dirt with Reyes running.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Other than that, Maddon, how was the play?
MylesQuote Reply
I wish I had a dime for every time it looked as if Jay got all of it and the ball died on the warning track.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Charlie Root?
PerkinsQuote Reply
Don’t worry, guys. Mike Montgomery will come to the rescue.
PerkinsQuote Reply
uncle dave,
Yeah, should have remembered from his hyphenated first name that he was grom Taiwan, but I would have said Cantonese in that case and still been wrong.
Still, Bosio went out to the mound with an interpreter. Pretty sure his stay in Myrtle Beach wasn’t helpful for learning English. Not super cosmopolitan here. Better than Iowa, perhaps.
BVSQuote Reply
Why isn’t Javy covering second on a steal?
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
BVS,
The interpreter didn’t say anything. Len just said he speaks some English.
dmick89Quote Reply
I hope Jake is magically healed within the next five days. Shitty time for him to be out.
dmick89Quote Reply
Are you serious?
dmick89Quote Reply
This battery sucks.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Jesus, that’s pathetic.
dmick89Quote Reply
My gut tells me that Javy would have held the tag at 2b on the steal. Maybe Zo too. Not impressed with Happ at 2b, wasn’t at Myrtle Beach either.
BVSQuote Reply
BVS,
That’s what I thought. The throw beat him.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Might have to take back what I said about starting Taylor Davis. #kneejerk reaction
BVSQuote Reply
Cubs lose. Tomorrow is a loss too. It’s going to be very difficult for this team to win the division at this point.
dmick89Quote Reply
I love Schwarber’s bunts.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
I’m so annoyed that the Cubs FO allowed this to happen. The Cubs should be treating every game like the playoffs.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Now would be as good a time as any to pinch hit for both Davis and Tseng. Montgomery can also give up a bunch of runs, but he at least gives you a chance of not doing so.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Yup.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
dmick89,
I love it when we have optimistic dmick here. (dying laughing)
BVSQuote Reply
Pinch. Hitter. Now.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
It’s like two terrible little league teams trying to out-stupid one another.
dmick89Quote Reply
Davis’s time to atone.
Like that?
(dying laughing) (dying laughing)
BVSQuote Reply
At least they get that run. Should have been La Stella batting there.
dmick89Quote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
Perkins,
dmick89,
You forgot our opponent tonight.
BVSQuote Reply
What the fuck was Davis holding for?
dmick89Quote Reply
Good Lord, it’s Christmas in September. (dying laughing)
uncle daveQuote Reply
That would have been a good time for Jay’s warning track power. Oh well.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
dmick89,
AAA baserunning
BVSQuote Reply
I’m so glad Joe let the pitcher hit with two runners in scoring position so he could stay in and give up home runs.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Joe can be a fucking dumbass at times.
dmick89Quote Reply
Zaztryzny warming? Good god.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Tseng have up fewer runs than Matusz did, at least.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
That’s the worst part about this. It’s almost like Joe doesn’t even realize the Cubs play eight straight on the road against two teams chasing them. It’s just fucking stupid.
dmick89Quote Reply
Rizzo!
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
The only part that wasn’t predictable is that Tseng completed the inning.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Schwarber!
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
These teams are playing like a drunk Boston terrier trying to fuck a greased watermelon.
uncle daveQuote Reply
Jesus, Javy.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
I know this is probably too much to expect, but please tell me Davis is out of there.
dmick89Quote Reply
Thank god.
dmick89Quote Reply
Nice play by Bryant!
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Mets defense is atrocious.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Another dime for me!
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Bryant!!!
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Baseball is weird.
Bryant!!!
dmick89Quote Reply
Bryant!!!!
PerkinsQuote Reply
dave speaks from experience on this one.
MylesQuote Reply
Rizzo!!!!
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Myles,
(dying laughing)
dmick89Quote Reply
Things are starting to look like they should again.
dmick89Quote Reply
Rizzo leads club with 10 SB. Something (s) wrong there.
BVSQuote Reply
That it isn’t 20?
MylesQuote Reply
So…
Cubs have a hitter with a bunt single and triple, but it’s Schwarber, not Heyward.
Cubs have a player with 2 SB, but its Rizzo, not Baez.
Cubs had the best starter tonight: 5 ER in 3 IP. A contact pitcher who struck out 6 guys in those 3 IP.
Baseball
BVSQuote Reply
Pitch better, Mike.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Myles,
Who’s the last 1B to steal 20? Grace?
BVSQuote Reply
Officially, it was ruled a double and an error.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Nice play by Baez.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
Boo.
Must have missed that putting kid to bed.
BVSQuote Reply
BVS,
Schwarbz just can’t get a break
BVSQuote Reply
Why does Lagares play so shallow? It’s cost him at least twice tonight.
dmick89Quote Reply
Why is Monty out already?
BVSQuote Reply
The Indians just tied it up with two outs in the ninth.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
I’m just watching the Gameday…d’Arnaud and Rosario were both injured?
PerkinsQuote Reply
Almora! Mets defense!
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Indians win.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
(dying laughing)Mets
PerkinsQuote Reply
Heyward!!!
dmick89Quote Reply
Heyward!!!!!
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Heyward!!!!
PerkinsQuote Reply
HOLY SHIT BOMBS!!!!
ceruleanQuote Reply
Time for the ultimate humiliation.
Bring in Dillon Maples.
MylesQuote Reply
Myles,
(dying laughing)
PerkinsQuote Reply
A few more runs and this lead will be Justin Grimm proof.
berseliusQuote Reply
The Cubs could probably let Leonys Martin get an inning or two tonight.
PerkinsQuote Reply
D’Arnaud just wants to hit Au Cheval before it gets too late.
MylesQuote Reply
On the mound, of course.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Indeed. It would be almost as humiliating as facing Justin Grimm.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Myles,
That place is a bit overrated.
PerkinsQuote Reply
I think you’re going to be able to post the Charlie Root picture after all.
PerkinsQuote Reply
The mets are good, you guys
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
Golden sombrero for Happ.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Perkins,
I can’t find one with his uniform number. I’ll have to find another famous Cub who wore the number 14.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
What a Mets way to end the game.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
That was a neato way to end a ball game, Nido.
ceruleanQuote Reply
That turned out okay.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Perkins,
d’Arnaud ———————-> twisted knee
Rosario ———————–> tight hip flexor
The Mets can’t just lose. They have to lose multiple players to injury.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
They are expert at adding injury to insult.
ceruleanQuote Reply
I’m surprised you found another Cub who wore 14 so easily.
PerkinsQuote Reply
So, who’s looking forward to a three way tie for first by the end of the weekend?
ceruleanQuote Reply
Perkins,
Not a lot of Cubs have worn that number for some reason.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
dmick89Quote Reply
Myles,
It’s something you never quite forget.
uncle daveQuote Reply
Pitchers started two double plays last night. Like!
BVSQuote Reply
Man, the PosCast is awesome.
MylesQuote Reply
New Shit
http://obstructedview.net/cubs-39-mets-14-9122017-9142017/
mylesQuote Reply