OSS: The Cubs were a better baseball team than the Brewers or the Cardinals this year.
Three Up
1. Kris Bryant leads the NL in fWAR this year, with 6.7. His .295/.410/.539 line is very close to the trinity slash. When he broke into the league, he was a below average fielder who constantly lead Rizzo up the bag with his throws. He fixed that completely and is now among the second tier of third basemen defensively. He should probably be a repeat MVP, but certainly won't because of inertia and runs batted in.
2. Anthony Rizzo has walked more than he's struck out. He's hit 32 HR, the 4th consecutive year with 31 or 32 (which is sort-of hilarious). His BABIP is basically the only thing keeping him from down-ballot MVP consideration. Leader of men.
3. Acquired at the trade deadline, Jose Quintana has sort-of quietly been the best pitcher on the Cubs roster. In the 2nd half, he went 79.2 IP with a 3.50 ERA (3.38 FIP), with a 22% K-BB. That'll play. The Cubs were tied for the division lead when they acquired Quintana and won the division in no small part due to him. (takes a deep breath) I was probably wrong about advocating selling a month before the trade deadline.
Honorable Mentions: Willson Motherfucking Contreras, Carl Edwards Jr, El Mago, Wade Davis
Three Down (you'll see how much of a stretch you have to make for this)
1. Justin Grimm was a useful reliever for 3 years. He was a part (a small, small part) of a World Series winning team. I'll have fond memories of Justin Grimm. Justin Grimm will and should probably never throw another meaningful pitch for the Cubs again. The spike around baseball in HR is basically 10% accounted for on Justin Grimm appearances alone. Grimm basically traded 1.2 strikeouts per 9 innings for 1.2 home runs per 9 innings.
2. The Brett Anderson Experience sounds like a really shitty jam band, but in reality it was just a really shitty pitcher for the Cubs. It's hard to fault the Cubs (or Anderson) too much, as all parties knew it was a longshot.
3. Ben Zobrist's days of a useful starting 2B are probably over. There is still some value in his utility, and he's a very serviceable supersub, but the diminution in his skills and value is fairly stark. At the beginning of the year, you probably could have traded him away for just his contract. Now, you would have to eat a pretty sizeable chunk. That's not overly important, but it's a clear demonstration of the type of year he's had.
Dishonorable Mentions: Kyle Schwarber, Jason Heyward, the fact that Eloy Jimenez is going to be fucking incredible (seriously, he might the top prospect in baseball next year)
A Small Collection of Cardinal Tears (c/o Suburban Kid)
"Party on the mound should be a searing image branded in the brains of the Cardinals, who know that their approach is not working — and know that the Cubs clearly aren’t going away.
On Wednesday, the visual was startling. Halting. A piercing, fierce reminder of how bad things have gotten.
It is the first time an opposing team has ever clinched a division title at Busch Stadium III and the first time the Cubs have claimed any kind of title in St. Louis since 1938, the same year Superman debuted in comic books.
'It freaking (stinks),' Wacha said. 'You never want to see anybody celebrating on your own home field.'
The Cubs won all four of Lackey’s starts against his former team.
They built their berth on the Cardinals.
Tied in the standings the day they traded for Quintana, the Cubs have won 10 of their past 12 games against the Cardinals entering the season finale."
Comments
Cardinals Twitter is really not digging that the Cubs celebrated on the field. Seem to think it lacked class. They really have some weird masturbatory fascination with class, as though it’s exclusive to the Cardinals.
But even if the Cubs were lacking in class, better to be a bit short on class than short on talent.
PerkinsQuote Reply
This.
dmick89Quote Reply
If the guy running the Cardinals twitter account doesn’t realize that any team would have celebrated like that (probably even worse), they haven’t watched baseball prior to yesterday.
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
I haven’t looked at the official account; this is more from their meatball BFIB.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Perkins,
Either way, they’re stupid and/or they just started watching baseball this week. (dying laughing)
dmick89Quote Reply
When the Cardinals clinch on the road, they shake hands respectfully with the umpire crew chief and head groundskeeper before walking silently in single file to the showers, where they only use cold water and lye soap.
SKQuote Reply
Cardinals celebrated in Pittsburgh just two years ago. (dying laughing)
https://www.mlb.com/video/cardinals-clinch-the-nl-central/c-510973383
dmick89Quote Reply
https://youtu.be/A0mBLxiCUfI?t=32s
Class is what losers whine about after they lose.
RynoQuote Reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQY6IYVAfw8
mylesQuote Reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MszR0zuSJBc
RynoQuote Reply
Ryno,
Why is that guy shouting at Rick Pitino?
uncle daveQuote Reply
Today’s lineup is gonna be hilarious.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Just hope the Cardinals get catfished.
And destroyed.
mylesQuote Reply
Rice Cube,
My guess:
RF Martin
LF Happ
CF Almora
3B La Stella
1B Caratini
2B Baez
SS Freeman
C Davis
P Tseng
berseliusQuote Reply
Question:
Considering Jake’s hammy is still a little blammy,
and Lester’s shoulder is complaining ’cause it’s older,
are you itching so see either one pitching
in the series with the Reds?
I’m ok with Tseng and Monty insteads.
BVSQuote Reply
Don’t they have some roster spots left? Hell just put the icubs out there.
joshQuote Reply
berselius,
Cubs Tweeted:
Martín CF
La Stella 2b
Happ RF
Avila C
Schwarber LF
Caratini 1B
Davis 3B (wow, really dragging the barrel there)
Freeman SS
Hendricks
Poor Kyle.
BVSQuote Reply
BVS,
Good to see Avila getting meaningful at bats since we traded Jeimer for him.
BVSQuote Reply
berselius,
I think Almora will probably still get some rest after his encounter with Busch III.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Well, the big catch in that trade was Wilson.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Kyle Hendricks pitches a perfect game tonight.
ceruleanQuote Reply
still might not be enough for a W, given the lineup.
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
This is so much better than beaning Carpenter.
SKQuote Reply
SK,
I don’t want to bean Carpenter, but I wouldn’t mind bringing in Maples to face Pham.
dmick89Quote Reply
Telling you, beaning Pham with a 50mph eephus is the way to go.
MylesQuote Reply
My son is calling a Cubs-DBacks NLCS and a Cubs-Indians rematch.
We’re also wondering who would have home field advantage in Cubs-DBacks since AZ will have a better record.
SKQuote Reply
SK,
Isn’t better record only for the World Series?
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
I have no idea and I’m too lazy to Google.
SKQuote Reply
SK,
Me too.
dmick89Quote Reply
I’m too lazy to google too, but I’m pretty sure that’s the case.
berseliusQuote Reply
I’ll worry about that if we get that far.
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
Best record is used for seeding the division champions, but the Wild Card winner has the bottom seed.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
So, the Cubs have the third seed in the NL, but the fourth seed will go to the WC winner.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
So that means we play a 14 seed in the first round, right?
dmick89Quote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
Ah, thanks.
SKQuote Reply
SK,
It’s also why the Cubs were the road team in the 2015 NLCS despite having a better record than the Mets.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
If Cubs make it to the NLCS and face the WC team, Cubs would have home field advantage by virtue of being a division winner, as the Mets did in 2015 when they had won fewer games than the Cubs.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Beat me to it by a minute.
PerkinsQuote Reply
As I understand it, World Series HFA is determined by record alone, however. So, here’s hoping for a Cubs-Twins series.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Watch this lineup put up 7+ runs.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Even with the B-squad, I can’t fathom why Martín is leading off.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Don’t tell me what to do
berseliusQuote Reply
It is interesting that Lynn has huge splits and Davis is the only righty position player in the lineup.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
https://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-yankees-are-built-to-bullpen-the-wild-card-game/
I would read every word (read: watch every minute) if the Yankees actually employed this strategy.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Happ!
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
HAPP!!!!
ceruleanQuote Reply
Happ!!!
dmick89Quote Reply
Perkins,
I think, at the very least, the starter should be on a very short leash.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
True of any starter in the wild card game.
dmick89Quote Reply
Hendricks is looking good.
ceruleanQuote Reply
dmick89,
Except for 2015 Jake.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
I actually was hoping the Cubs would do the same thing for the WC game in 2015, back when Justin Grimm was good. .With the expectation of 1-2 innings from each of (2015) Grimm, Strop, and (2015) Rondon, and the ability to mix in guys like Cahill and Wood, I thought it had a decent chance of succeeding.
But that Arrieta shutout was pretty sweet, too.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
That’s probably the only time I can remember. The confidence in Jake was sky high.
dmick89Quote Reply
If the Cubs get to the World Series, at least we know Jon Jay will DH. (dying laughing)
dmick89Quote Reply
Caratini showing his speed. (dying laughing)
ceruleanQuote Reply
dmick89,
Schwarber has been worth 1.3 fWAR this year to Jay’s 1.6, which I find pretty remarkable since he was more than half a win below replacement at one point, and spent three weeks in AAA. Part of that is probably that he’s been protected more since being recalled, but I wouldn’t mind seeing him get more starts.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Lynn pitches around the Cubs’ renowned power hitting shortstop.
ceruleanQuote Reply
dmick89,
Well, MadBum got complete game shutouts in 2014 and 2016.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Lynn already at 37 pitches in 2 innings. Against this lineup. (dying laughing)
PerkinsQuote Reply
Perkins,
This lineup is undefeated.
ceruleanQuote Reply
So who’s everyone’s pick for game 1 starter? I’d probably go with Hendricks, followed by Quintana.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Quintana is number one for me.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Perkins,
My method for choosing the order of the starters is a complicated algorithm involving two silver dollars:
Heads/Heads is Hendricks.
Heads/Tails is Lester.
Tails/Heads is Quintana.
Tails/Tails is Arrieta.
Really complicated.
ceruleanQuote Reply
That’s not an iPad, JD.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Perkins,
Quintana, Hendricks, Arrieta, Lester
dmick89Quote Reply
This game is almost annoying because I think Lynn should be paying more for his mistakes (and would against a normal lineup).
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
If Schwarber isn’t in the postseason lineup against righties, something is wrong.
Edit: Len and JD were wondering what his role would be.
dmick89Quote Reply
cerulean,
Don’t tell JD what an iPad isn’t.
dmick89Quote Reply
Lynn (or any terrible-hitting pitcher) should not have been given a hittable pitch on 0-2.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
It’s baffling. Kyle got him to chase a pitch way out of the zone earlier. Why didn’t he try it again?
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
I’d consider starting Zobrist in RF and Schwarber in LF, then switching Zobrist over and bringing in Heyward if they have a lead. But Heyward has put together a few weeks of decent hitting, so maybe Joe tries to play the hot hand.
I’d rather see Schwarber in the lineup since he can massacre baseballs, but I’m not sure he’ll get the start against Scherzer or Gonzalez. Maybe not even against Strasburg. Joe has been sitting him against lefties and really good righties. Even against ordinary righties a lot of the time, it seems.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Scherzer has a much larger platoon split than Strasburg, so I’d rather see Schwarber against the former.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Stop it, Len. Baez is not in the discussion for team mvp. Neither is Rizzo IMO. It’s Kris Bryant followed by KB followed by Bryant.
dmick89Quote Reply
Lynn is pitching badly against a crappy lineup, but he’s mostly getting away with it because it’s a crappy lineup.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
No, JD, Ted Williams would not have passed Babe Ruth in home runs if he didn’t miss time due to military service.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
They’re not at their best tonight.
dmick89Quote Reply
Maybe they’re also hungover from last night’s clinch party. (dying laughing)
PerkinsQuote Reply
9 Ks for Cyle through 5 innings.
PerkinsQuote Reply
JD thinks Davis isn’t seeing the ball well tonight. Maybe he just sucks at hitting?
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Grimm gets a close game chance.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Grimm? It’s lile they’re not even trying to win.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Didn’t take Grimm long to surrender the lead.
dmick89Quote Reply
I am shocked to see Grimm blow the lead.
ceruleanQuote Reply
As shocking as seeing the sun rise in the East.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Dillon “Wild Thing” Maples
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
To be fair, Avila’s framing isn’t doing him any favors.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
OK, that was actually pretty impressive for Maples after the shaky start.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
I can get used to this Dillon—a two true outcomes pitcher.
ceruleanQuote Reply
It shocks me every time. Oh fuck—the sun is rising!?
ceruleanQuote Reply
C’mon Schwarber…
ceruleanQuote Reply
Even if the Cubs lose this one, it’s pretty funny that the Cardinals are having so much trouble with the Cubs’ B-squad.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rough night for Schwarber.
PerkinsQuote Reply
The first pitch from Wilson was a foot inside.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Wilson just tried to hit Pham—can you believe this shit!?
(dying laughing)
ceruleanQuote Reply
Jesus Christ.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Do you even bother putting Wilson on the playoff roster?
dmick89Quote Reply
Fowler swung at two pitches out of the zone. Thank you, Dex.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
What a pitch. More like that please.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Ball 1?
😐
ceruleanQuote Reply
Wilson really got screwed there.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Wilson replicating Maples.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Paint.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Wilson’s inning was a carbon-copy of Maples’.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
More of that, please.
dmick89Quote Reply
Taylor Davis just made contact. Improvement.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Schwarber with a double…
…ish!
ceruleanQuote Reply
Screw the closer, please.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
This would be a good time for Taylor to redeem himself.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Davis!!!!!
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Davis!!!
dmick89Quote Reply
Taylor Davis does the impossible!
ceruleanQuote Reply
This would be a humiliating way for the Cardinals’ playoff chances to end.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Stil Tseng? Maddon DGAF.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
I disagree. There’s no better way to realize you aren’t a playoff team than to lose to the Iowa Cubs.
dmick89Quote Reply
And the Cardinals are eliminated from postseason contention by… the Cubs’ bench!
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Hahahahahahahahahahahah
ceruleanQuote Reply
The Cubs eliminated the Cardinals from the division. Then they clinched. And finally, they eliminated them from tr playoffs. All in St. Louis. Not bad.
dmick89Quote Reply
What a catch.
dmick89Quote Reply
That was fun.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Happ, Davis, Tseng, Martin.
One of these is not like the other.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Sure is!
MylesQuote Reply
I want the Cubs to celebrate on the field again
MylesQuote Reply
The Cubs are 2-0 in games with Taylor Davis and Jen-Ho Tseng. Just saying.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
BVS,
Really thought we’d see Tseng against Reds, but this’ll do!
BVSQuote Reply
cerulean,
First one probably plays meaningful games in October
BVSQuote Reply
Welp.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
There’s your game one starter.
dmick89Quote Reply
BVS,
The heroes of the 90th win are mostly unsung.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
They weren’t eliminated until the last day of 2016? I hadn’t remembered that.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Perkins,
Yep. They entered game 162 1 game behind the Giants. They won, but so did the Giants.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
Well, they have a nice three game stretch to think about what they failed to do and go without dinner.
PerkinsQuote Reply
In fact, the Cardinals were 1 game behind the Giants with 4 games left and won all 4 games. But… so did the Giants.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
At the beginning of the season, I thought things would have to go really wrong for them to finish with less than 90 wins. Things did go really wrong—they still got 90 wins.
ceruleanQuote Reply
I can’t stop thinking about the walkoff homerun that wasn’t. (dying laughing) (dying laughing) (dying laughing)
ceruleanQuote Reply
That surprised me too.
dmick89Quote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
Remember how the Giants had the best record in baseball the ASB last year?
ceruleanQuote Reply
cerulean,
It wouldn’t have been a walkoff. It would have tied the game.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
I thought Carpenter was on, but that was the prior inning. Still.
ceruleanQuote Reply
cerulean,
No
BVSQuote Reply
BVS,
I seem to have some vague recollection of a baseball team known as the “Giants.” They play in California, right?
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
Probably. Everything plays in California
BVSQuote Reply
Neat.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
https://twitter.com/Butterfinger/status/913568007007457280
Butterfinger v. Chicago Bears
RynoQuote Reply
RynoQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
Wonder if they actually shoehorn Martin onto the roster.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
The thing about Glennon is, he’s a game manager, he’s a leader. He’s plays smart, makes the right reads, and doesn’t turn the ball over. He might not make the plays to win the game, but he doesn’t lose the game either. Student of the game, very calm attitude, doesn’t get rattled.
EdwinQuote Reply
All I’m hearing is that he DOESN’T it leave it all on the field or give 100 percent out there.
MylesQuote Reply
dmick89Quote Reply
I know his home run rate is up, but I’m not sure I’d expect it to stay that high. I wouldn’t mind if Lynn brought his talents to the north side.
dmick89Quote Reply
The first time since last season.
dmick89Quote Reply
Didn’t Carpenter say just two weeks ago that it was starting to feel special?
dmick89Quote Reply
Said by every mediocre team ever.
dmick89Quote Reply
I’d suggest they get better as humans and stop intentionally hitting batters every single time they think something didn’t go their way.
dmick89Quote Reply
I think the Cardinals have to worry about Cincinnati too. The Reds might pass the Cardinals next year.
dmick89Quote Reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVSbbEIbWsg
And you forgot to mention how tall he stands during the national anthem.
RynoQuote Reply
dmick89,
I think the Cardinals should still be solid next year. They have some nice depth with their position players, the big thing that sunk them this year was their pitching. I’m not sure what they have in the minors, but if they make a few nice signings this offseason, they could be right back to competing next season.
EdwinQuote Reply
Ryno,
Why can’t the NFL and NBA be more patriotic and good Americans, like NASCAR or Rodeo events?
EdwinQuote Reply
Edwin,
I think the Cardinals will again be an average team, which means that your in contention. I don’t expect them to be contenders in the division.
dmick89Quote Reply
Edwin,
They’re clearly not trying hard enough to make America great again.
RynoQuote Reply
https://twitter.com/GridironStuds/status/913567556371402753
If you’re going to play man coverage inside the 5, you’re going to have a hard time defending that. Have to pattern match.
RynoQuote Reply
RynoQuote Reply
Ian Happ is playing third base today.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
I think I heard the plan was to give the regulars another day off and then get them back in there on Saturday and Sunday.
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
I’m aware. It seems a little silly to me, since the NLDS doesn’t start until Friday.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
I think it’s more about limiting the chances for them to get injured. The Cubs just finally got everybody healthy. I’m okay with it.
dmick89Quote Reply
Nice snark.
RynoQuote Reply
(dying laughing)
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Reds defense!!!
dmick89Quote Reply
Jay!
dmick89Quote Reply
This is an even matchup, considering the reds are generally a mix of AAA and MLB players.
mylesQuote Reply
They’re renaming the World Series MVP award after Willie Mays? Catch aside, his World Series numbers were disappointing.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Should be the Anthony Rizzo award IMO
mylesQuote Reply
myles,
I think all awards should be named after Sammy Sosa.
dmick89Quote Reply
myles,
Rizzo hit more home runs in game six of the World Series than Mays hit in four World Series combined!
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo’s WS SLG > Mays’ WS OPS
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
In all seriousness, I’d probably name it after Reggie Jackson. I might give Mays the ASG MVP.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
This inning is annoying.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Next Friday can’t get here soon enough.
dmick89Quote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
In all seriousness, I don’t know why it needs to be named after a player. I’ve thought for a long time they should change the Cy Young Award to something else.
dmick89Quote Reply
I like it when they keep the award names simple. Most Valuable Player. Rookie of the Year. Those are obvious to anyone even if they know nothing about the sport.
dmick89Quote Reply
I don’t have a problem with honoring former greats in this way. It’s more colorful than simple descriptive titles. I just want them to pick relevant names if they do.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
The Phil Nevin Redass of the Year award, for instance.
mylesQuote Reply
https://twitter.com/AP/status/913866841885376513
Tom Price – > Racist Farm Upstate
mylesQuote Reply
myles,
To be replaced by someone even worse.
dmick89Quote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
I don’t either, but we’re always going to end up where you have in this thread. Is the player deserving of that award? Mays was a great player. If they insist on honoring a player, he may not have had the greatest WS career, but it’s better than naming it after David Eckstein. Obviously you aren’t advocating that, but I’m sure someone will. Is Hank Aaron deserving of whatever award is based on him? I’d go with Babe Ruth or Ted Williams or even Barry Bonds over Aaron. Aaron probably isn’t even a top 15 or top 20 hitter all time. I’d take Votto over him.
What happens in 50 or 100 years? There’s no way those names will change even though Aaron’s ranking will continue to fall. In 100 years he probably won’t even be a top 50 hitter.
It sounds like I care a lot more than I do. This is more than I’ve discussed any award in baseball in five years so I really don’t give a shit what they call it. I’m perfectly fine if they pick David Eckstein.
dmick89Quote Reply
Happ!!!!
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Opposite field!!!
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
I don’t care that much, either, but I do find it amusing that they named the WS MVP after someone who slugged .286 in the Fall Classic.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Is Josef Mengele available? Seems about right for this administration.
mylesQuote Reply
Pretty impressive with the wind blowing in.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Not sure if the Holocaust joke is setting the right tone here.
mylesQuote Reply
(dying laughing) Joe didn’t even pretend to want to win this one, but they still beat the Reds.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Grimm with the save. What a world.
mylesQuote Reply
Cubs relief pitchers went 1-2 today.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Yeah, I’m sure they’ll pick someone like him.
dmick89Quote Reply
It’s amazing when the Cubs JV team can still win games they aren’t even trying to win.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Cubs now have a slightly higher Elo rating than the Nats.
PerkinsQuote Reply
I forgot that MLB.com used to have these interactive standings: http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/standings/interactive_standings.jsp
dmick89Quote Reply
Wow, Matt Harvey is so bad now.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Time for the Mets to sell low—as they do.
ceruleanQuote Reply
cerulean,
I wonder how he’d do as a Bosio reclamation project. But then a lot of the guys who did well after goimg to the Cubs were ones whose peripherals indicated positive regression. Harvey just looks awful all over.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Don’t want Harvey anywhere near this clubhouse.
MylesQuote Reply
I’m just kind of amazed that Harvey was pitching (well) in the deciding game of the World Series just two years ago.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Myles,
I’m not really interested in the Cubs going after him, but why did you say this?
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
Never mind. I forgot about that suspension.
dmick89Quote Reply
What about Lance Lynn?
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
Myles,
Was talking to my student from UK today and he was commenting how Euro soccer players can force a trade by whining and sitting out. I can think of examples like that for NFL and NBA, but the only current example of an obvious malcontent in MLB I could name was Matt Harvey. Not that there aren’t others (Montero), but they seem far fewer.
BVSQuote Reply
BVS,
I think teams are content to keep guys who want out as long as it still benefits them. An unhappy player in the nfl or nba may have a greater negative impact on the team or that’s my guess anyway.
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
Teams may be warned off by his uncanny ability to look like a serial killer in each year’s official photo.
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
dmick89,
Agree. The individual nature of performance in baseball probably makes it more likely that a malcontent has to do well to get another team interested. In other sports, you can hide behind your teammates more.
BVSQuote Reply
Berselius is too lazy to log in,
Maybe the Cubs could get the serial killer discount.
Lynn is probably as valuable as Jake Arrieta, a bit younger and probably a lot cheaper than Arrieta.
dmick89Quote Reply
The downside is the Cardinals pick up the Cubs draft pick if they sign him.
How much do people think it will take to re-sign Arrieta?
dmick89Quote Reply
I’m all for signing Lance Lynn and don’t care about draft pick compensation. We’re getting a first back anyway when the Dodgers sign Arrieta.
Cubs need to acquire probably 2 starters for next year, and can’t really get them via trade at this point unless they end up spinning off an MLB position player. This year has kindly informed us that would be unwise given how injuries would have taken the chances of any team not as deep as the Cubs this year.
MylesQuote Reply
The significant losses for the Cubs in FA are Arrieta, Lackey, and Davis. The minor losses are Jay, Duensing, and Avila. The “who cares” losses are Uehara and Rivera.
That means the Cubs probably need to replace 2 starters, 2 relievers, a backup outfielder, and a backup catcher. Mark Zagunis probably deserves a shot at being a backup OF, and I can envision Taylor Davis as a backup C in a bad-case scenario. That leaves 4 pitchers to at least compete with whomever the Cubs dredge up from the minors to replace these guys (Maples says hi).
MylesQuote Reply
Dylan Cease went 0-8 in 9 starts for the White Sox’ minor league affiliate, but with a 3.89 ERA. Losses are so stupid.
MylesQuote Reply
Maybe they can get something for this Chris Brian clown. Though we should probably temper expectations since he can’t drive in runs.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
I’m also amenable to giving Montgomery a chance at the #4 or #5 position. Hendricks/Quintana/Lester/Montgomery is workable, though it could obviously go to shit in a hurry.
MylesQuote Reply
Myles,
I’m fine with that, but Lynn looks like a good option to add regardless. Cute can opt out after the season, which seemed like it was inevitable six months ago. I’m not so sure it is. If he does opt out, the Cubs have to go after him. There’s always Otani, but I think the odds of the Cubs getting him are slim to none.
dmick89Quote Reply
Myles,
I wouldn’t mind it if the Cubs offered Davis a three year deal to stick around.
dmick89Quote Reply
And I think there’s a very good chance the Cubs re-sign Jay. He seems to be one of Joe’s favorites and he’s had a good season.
dmick89Quote Reply
Myles,
Yeah, I was thinking next might be the year the Cubs finally commit to Montgomery in the rotation. Then maybe add a Lynn/Cobb type, then spread some dollars around the 2nd/3rd-tier reclamation/refuse pile for depth. Hope Bosio can work some magic.
One name that stood out for me on the FA list… any interest in Tyler Chatwood? Only 28. Gets tons of groundballs. Swstr higher than Lynn and Arrieta. Will likely go overlooked due to pitching half his games in Hell. Could end up being cheaper than Lynn and more effective. Not to mention 2 years younger.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
I can’t believe anyone is complaining about Bryant. That’s just ridiculous.
dmick89Quote Reply
No kidding. Meanwhile, I am more impressed with each passing year.
Never thought he’d get his K rate under 25% let alone 20 while keeping everything else the same. Defensively, baserunning, all of it. Kid is a monster.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
I also like Davis.
MylesQuote Reply
I like Chatwood, but I’m not sure I like him enough to bring him in unless I had an able step-in in case he gets injured/continues to allow a shitload of HR.
MylesQuote Reply
I’ve just assumed all along that Monty would be in the rotation next year. Though post-Quintana trade I wonder if they would want that many lefties.
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
That 1.22 HR/9 is anchored to an unsustainable 22% HR/FB and is still below the league average of 1.28, and I would have moderate optimism that leaving Coors would help him get closer to his sub 1.00 career mark. For my part, I’m more concerned with the walk rate north of 10% and the K rate south of 20%. But then, that’s the same concern with Lynn right now, as are health questions.
All things considered, unless we’re thinking Lynn returns to his pre-TJ form of 3-3.5 fWAR, Chatwood would be the better value, and perhaps with a little room to grow still.
Of course, there’s nothing stopping the Cubs getting both.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
To day’s base ball squadron:
Happ
Bryant
Rizzo
Contreras
Schwarber
Russell
Heyward
Baez
Lester
PerkinsQuote Reply
yeah, I like this idea. Give Montgomery a chance to make the rotation in spring training.
dmick89Quote Reply
I was thinking about the playoff rotation and I initially had this: Quintana, Hendricks, Arrieta, Lester.
I’ve been giving it more thought and I’d swap Arrieta and Lester. Arrieta said he was still feeling some pain in his hamstring in his last start so the Cubs have to have a game three starter who you aren’t worried about having to lift because of injury. If the Cubs are down 2-0, it would suck to lose Arrieta in the first inning. Arrieta’s health all but guarantees that Lackey will be on the roster so I assume that Joe goes with only two catchers.
dmick89Quote Reply
They send Happ with Rizzo up, and they still get a double play. Ugh.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
At least Lester looks like good Lester.
SKQuote Reply
Schwarber!!!!
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Remember when Fowler led off Game 7 with a home run? That was awesome.
SKQuote Reply
Rizzo swings at two balls and takes a strike.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
At least he didn’t GIDP.
dmick89Quote Reply
Schwarber!
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
#JavyTag
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Lester looked really good today.
dmick89Quote Reply
Wilson is falling behind every batter again.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rivera!
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
CJ got his ERA under 3.00. That’s nice.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
dmick89,
He was giving up more hard contact than you’d like, and on a warmer day without the wind blowing in, he probably gives up a long ball in there. Overall very good though, and great to see him getting strikeouts.
PerkinsQuote Reply
I’m enjoying these half-assed wins.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
RIP Brewers playoff hopes. Those six-run leads are hard to hold onto.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
The Cubs have picked up 12.5 games on the Brewers in the 2nd half. They didn’t play poorly. They were about .500 I think.
dmick89Quote Reply
A Romine brother is doing a Bert Campaneris in Minnesota right now. He started in LF.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Me too. The Cubs will probably have to use their whole ass to beat the Nats.
PerkinsQuote Reply
dmick89,
They’ve been 35-35 since the All-Star break.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
The Cubs have been nearly as good in the second half as the Dodgers were in the first (albeit in fewer games).
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
I hope the Cubs can get their bats going tonight. I hope Lester has a good outing. I hope Schwarber doesn’t leave a handful of people on the bases.
I would settle for two out of three…
ceruleanQuote Reply
Any status on Uehara? He is a great cold weather pitcher—inducing weak flies—that would be an asset in the playoffs. If he is finished for the year, I wouldn’t mind them picking him up again, assuming he isn’t retiring.
ceruleanQuote Reply
So Scherzer went out with some injury tonight.
dmick89Quote Reply
Hamstring apparently. He’s left four of his last ten starts with injuries.
dmick89Quote Reply
Wow.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Wow, that sucks.
PerkinsQuote Reply
ceruleanQuote Reply
For all the feel good stories about John Lackey’s second half and his start against the Cards that punched the playoff ticket—let’s not forget that the guy is a bonafide asshole. I absolutely do not want a possible Lackey return.
ceruleanQuote Reply
cerulean,
According to Theo, he’s one of the most loved players in the clubhouse. I probably wouldn’t re-sign him either, but the guy is only disruptive to the fans and I don’t want the Cubs paying any attention to that.
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
Yeah, I’ve never had a problem with Lackey (other than his first-half performance this year). I don’t want him back, but that’s mostly because of his age.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
cerulean,
It may be fortuitous, but it’s still a shame. I expect Dusty to send him out there until his leg falls off.
PerkinsQuote Reply
*Pedantic reminder that “fortuitous” properly means “unexpected,” not “fortunate.”
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
I thought it was roughly synonymous with “serendipitous,” meaning both unexpected and fortunate.
PerkinsQuote Reply
The Romine Brother did it.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Perkins,
It’s become increasingly common for people to use the word in that way, but this new usage seems to have arisen by confusing it with “fortunate.” “Fortuitous” traditionally just means random or accidental without any positive (or negative) connotations.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
Just don’t mix up rein/reign or dominant/dominate, or you might get a carrier pigeon with a telegram informing you that you are banned.
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
Band*
MylesQuote Reply
The Cubs ELO is tied with the Dodgers now: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2017-mlb-predictions/
dmick89Quote Reply
I hope Trump doesn’t throw out a first pitch this weekend.
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
Please tell me that’s not every going to happen.
SKQuote Reply
SK,
I don’t know. it didn’t even occur to me until this morning. My guess would be that Trump would not want to throw out a first pitch at an LDS and would wait until the World Series. I’d say if the Nets get there it’s an almost guarantee that Trump throws out a first pitch. I just hope it’s not this series because that will just ruin my day.
dmick89Quote Reply
NASCAR takes a lot of shit in this country for being bigoted, but baseball fans are just as white as NASCAR fans. I’m guessing more baseball fans voted for Trump than didn’t.
dmick89Quote Reply
SKQuote Reply
SK,
I think the Cubs get home field even if they lose. The Cubs will be the 3rd seed in the NL. I think record only matters for the World Series.
Seeding
1 Dodgers
2 Nationals
3 Cubs
4 Dbacks
5 Rockies
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
has Trump ever thrown out a first pitch before? When he was just a celebrity etc? Is he known to attend baseball games? I would doubt he’d go to such a public event now (that isn’t a Trump rally anyway). Even if baseball fans voted more his way, it’s not a crowd that is under his control. And he wouldn’t necessarily get a a great reception. I can see owners asking him not to attend.
SKQuote Reply
dmick89,
You’re right. For some reason, this information just won’t sink in for me.
SKQuote Reply
The Cubs will still want to win today to stay ahead of the Yankees. The Cubs got swept by the Yankees in the regular season, so the Cubs would be the road team if they wind up tied.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Unlikely. Expending oneself uses up precious vitality that cannot be regenerated.
ceruleanQuote Reply
SK,
It would be interesting, to say the least. Also, we’d get to watch that jiggling bucket of gravy try to throw a baseball, so there’s that. (I know, he played in high school. That was like during the Truman administration or something.)
uncle daveQuote Reply
SK,
To be honest, I hope that he does. I doubt that he can even throw a ball sixty feet, let alone a strike. It would be hilarious to see his spin masters try to convince people that it was a good pitch.
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
Are you accusing me of using fortuitous fortuitously? Because the meaning of fortuitous has nonfortuitously changed by conceptual slippage so that it now means fortuitous, fortuitously.
#theMoreYouDontKnow
ceruleanQuote Reply
It’s actually more left leaning than I would have guessed, but I still suspect that you are correct.
https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/how-every-nfl-teams-fans-lean-politically/
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
Berselius is too lazy to log in,
Funny how the Trump voters like the sports that don’t pay their players with guaranteed contracts. I would never have guessed.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Update: we have improved our technological abilities. Now you will receive a MySpace message with a .tif of a printed out email.
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
If the Reds lose and the White Sox win, the Reds can gain a spot in the draft. The have something to lose for.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Do you mean E-mail? I have recently gotten on-line, even have a Web Site with Geocities, but I still find this terminology a bit confusing.
ceruleanQuote Reply
cerulean,
It is an electronic mail.
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
To-day’s base ball squadron
Rizzo
Bryant
Jay
Zobrist
Russell
Avila
Heyward
Baez
Monty
berseliusQuote Reply
Berselius is too lazy to log in,
Thank you. One of my greatest fears is looking stupid on the Internet. They say it will last forever. I don’t want future archaeologists thinking that Metalhead6969 is an idiot. It’s my identity that I will use for my entire life.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Agreed.
xXx_GrEyFaLk_xXxQuote Reply
cerulean,
At least with that username you won’t get random emails for an acual person that shares the name of your online persona. https://www.google.com/amp/s/ny.eater.com/platform/amp/2016/12/8/13882682/norman-nordic-food-nyc-fredrick-berselius-claus-meyer
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
Kris Bryant has to go 3–3 or 4–5 to bat .300—which would be the difference between a meh season—he hasn’t been a good run producer, a real letdown from last year—and an okay one. Maybe he can hit his 30th homer too. I just hope he doesn’t decide to walk every time at the plate. That’s just passing the buck to the next guy.
ceruleanQuote Reply
SKQuote Reply
I still use Mosaic even though all my friends have switched to Netscape Navigator.
dmick89Quote Reply
Wow, Rizzo played one inning? At least he’ll be well-rested on Friday.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
He’d have been well rested even if he played in 36 innings today, which is why I don’t understand him playing only one. Why even bother? Save his PA for when it might matter. A win can still be important today.
dmick89Quote Reply
Lynx or GTFO.
berseliusQuote Reply
Lynx is too fancy. Gopher, FTP and telnet FTW.
SKQuote Reply
It would’ve been nice to have Rizzo hitting in that spot. Just saying.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
I use a software package to do my taxes. In 20 years it will be the name of a basketball stadium in Cleveland.
SKQuote Reply
Gio Gonzalez gave up 5 runs in first inning against Pirates.
SKQuote Reply
I read all of my world wide web pages only using a combination of sed and awk.
berseliusQuote Reply
My newsreader is subscribed to alt.sports.baseball.chicago-cubs
SKQuote Reply
SK,
Meanwhile, Deck McGuire is shutting the Cubs down.
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
Also, this site’s new AOL keyword is PizzaHutMILF
berseliusQuote Reply
This umpire has a tiny strike zone.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
I started rewatching Veronica Mars recently and if there’s anyone here who hasn’t seen it, go watch it now.
dmick89Quote Reply
This
berseliusQuote Reply
I wonder if he gets strike zone envy.
ceruleanQuote Reply
cerulean,
My sources indicate to me that he struts around the clubhouse bragging he has the biggest zone of all.
dmick89Quote Reply
Never mind. Yankees lose.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
The Pirates and Nats just don’t want this season to end, apparently
berseliusQuote Reply
I mail ideas for computer searches to my grandson, and then he mails me a camera of the internets pictures he took. Get those babies developed at the drugstore, and I’m surfing the web like Tony Hawk!
MylesQuote Reply
berselius,
Mercifully it has ended.
RiceQuote Reply
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Cubs play at 6:30 on Friday and 4:30 on Saturday.
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
Seems like last year they had the primetime game every time, but I get why that might not be the case this year.
PerkinsQuote Reply
It’s strange to reflect on how terrible the Heyward signing looks two years in while at the same time certain that he would have put up 5.0 WAR every year for the Cardinals. That signing marked the end of their division dominance and they haven’t been to the playoffs since. It’s almost as if Heyward is singlehandedly blocking the devil magic which is sapping all of his power.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Perkins,
I like the earlier times. Fuck the west coast with their midnight ET primetime.
ceruleanQuote Reply
When Heyward signed, my biggest worry would be that he would exercise his option and leave the team after three years. I wish I could go back in time and reassure myself that there’s little chance of that happening.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
There’s still an outside chance he has a good 2018 and bets people will pay him more, but that’s probably too much guaranteed money to walk away from.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Perkins,
I hope so. (dying laughing)
dmick89Quote Reply
Is it Friday yet?
dmick89Quote Reply
I think one of the disadvantages the wild card teams should have to deal with is much less time off than the mlb playoffs currently have at the end of the season. I understand why Monday is off. You need a day for tie breakers, but the I don’t think the winner of the wild card game should get that extra travel day after the wild card game.
dmick89Quote Reply
I wonder if Alex Jones is going to say that this massacre was a hoax.
JonKneeVQuote Reply
JonKneeV,
Eventually, yes.
dmick89Quote Reply
What’s the latest word on Cueto? I read a couple months ago he was a sure thing to opt out, but a few weeks ago it wasn’t so certain. I really hope he does. I know Theo and Jed are big fans so they’ll be talking to him if he opts out.
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
The Cubs would target at least one of him, Darvish and O(h)tani, right? Then probably also take a chance on another bounceback success story?
RynoQuote Reply
I imagine the Cubs will be aggressively talking to just about everyone who has started a game effectively in the past 2 years.
MylesQuote Reply
Honestly, I don’t want Darvish, or Arrieta. Lance Lynn is my number 1 target in the offseason. If you are throwing 9 figures at a pitcher, you better be damn sure you are getting 28 starts or more every year in that contract. Since that’s impossible, you have to be as sure as you can be. That’s Lynn.
MylesQuote Reply
I like Cueto too, if the money’s right. Seems like a solid bounce-back candidate to me.
MylesQuote Reply
Last aside: I still hold to “I don’t care about the money” as far as whatever the budgetary concerns of the Cubs are. If the Cubs spend $150MM or $250MM, I’m assuming that this FO knows what their means are and have done homework for and beyond whatever I can do. That said, I still like to speculate as far as what the value plays might be.
It’s liberating not giving a shit if your team falls between your own arbitrary guidelines for how much money they should spend.
MylesQuote Reply
I wish things in this country would get better. I also understand the sentiment about blaming both sides of the political aisle, but from where I’m kneeling, I see one political party which routinely tries to undermine or oppose issues of racial injustice, social injustice, gun violence, health care, wage inequality, and tax reform. I’m not sure what Democrats are supposed to do better when every attempt at progress is shut down and opposed by Republicans.
EdwinQuote Reply
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Cubs have the worst record among divisional winners, but that means they got into October, while avoiding the WC & securing best draft pick.
MylesQuote Reply
i hadn’t thought much about the possibility of Heyward opting out since it since it seems so unlikely, but worse players have ended up having great offensive seasons. I hope he does. It would be great for the Cubs in 2018 and great for the Cubs beyond that assuming he would opt out.
dmick89Quote Reply
I would snap call a scenario in which Bryant and Heyward traded batting lines for next season.
MylesQuote Reply
Myles,
Why is that Lynn? He missed all of last year and it will his age 31 season. I want Lynn too, but I don’t think he’s more of a lock to make 28 starts than Arrieta is. Probably Darvish. Probably.
dmick89Quote Reply
Holy shit, you’re right. I totally missed that. No dinner for me (dying laughing)
MylesQuote Reply
Myles,
I always have to look to see what non-Cubs have done before I type. I don’t watch enough non-Cubs baseball and read very little about baseball these days so I don’t have any clue what’s happening on other teams. I have some idea with teams in the NL Central, but that’s about it.
dmick89Quote Reply
If Cueto opts out, he’s probably my top choice followed by Lynn. The Cubs have the money to get both of them if they wanted to.
dmick89Quote Reply
Trubisky time in Chicago.
RynoQuote Reply
I’ll be at Game 3 during MNF, so unfortunately I won’t see the one start people are excited about him for (before he goes 14-31 for 137 yds, 1 TD/3 INT)
MylesQuote Reply
No one thinks O(h)tani is a plug and play starting pitcher worth going for?
RynoQuote Reply
Myles,
So you think Trubisky is the latest in a long line of Bears QBs?
RynoQuote Reply
There is almost no chance the Cubs sign Otani because he will want to DH on days he doesn’t pitch.
MylesQuote Reply
Ryno,
The Cubs will go after him, but with the new way Japanese players are posted and the limitations teams have on spending, almost every team is going to check in on him. I’m guessing Dodgers or Yankees.
dmick89Quote Reply
It never ends. An ouroboros of suck.
MylesQuote Reply
dmick89,
He may want to, but I don’t think any MLB team is going to allow that. If that’s all it takes to sign him, I hope the Cubs let him do it. I have no problem with someone deserving playing a position on days he’s not pitching. If he’s one of the best hitters and deserves to play, I’m all for it.
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
I don’t think any team will let him play a position on off days, but I think a team will let him DH.
MylesQuote Reply
Myles,
I’d be surprised, but I guess we’ll see. I think Jimmy Nelson’s season ending injury (and perhaps career ending) while running the bases will be fresh enough in these executives minds. I’d be very surprised if he was even the best hitting pitcher in MLB over the last 20 years once he begins focusing almost exclusively on his pitching like pitchers do.
dmick89Quote Reply
For no good reason, I expect Otani to be a 3.00 ERA pitcher with a .275/.375/.475 line for the Angels because of course he would be.
MylesQuote Reply
Myles,
First start’s against MIN? That’s one salty D*.
*Defense, not 8=D~
RynoQuote Reply
Wow, giant dumpster fire burning away in Atlanta.
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
I look forward to the articles praising Mike Glennon for doing such a good job at not complaining about losing his starting job.
EdwinQuote Reply
I wish there was a better option the Bears could have as a backup than Glennon or Sanchez. Preferably a mobile QB, with a few years of experience, hopefully some playoff experience, who hates America.
EdwinQuote Reply
Myles,
I admire your optimism. That’s almost half a run better than what Yu Darvish has done at the MLB level. It’s almost perfectly in between what Kershaw and Darvish have done. I thought I read recently that among active pitchers with at least 75 starts, Kyle Hendricks has the second best ERA at 2.94. If playing both positions at the MLB level was that easy, there’d be more that did it.
I hope you’re right because it would mean more players would have that chance. It would be really cool to see MLB teams start drafting players out of high school and allowing them to be two-way players.
dmick89Quote Reply
RIP Tom Petty
dmick89Quote Reply
Tom Petty and the Heart Attacks
🙁
ceruleanQuote Reply
What’s Trump doing in Georgia?
ceruleanQuote Reply
cerulean,
(dying laughing)
dmick89Quote Reply
Oopsie.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
I just read an article wondering who would start where in the outfield in the playoffs. The way I see it is you’ve got to have Schwarber’s bat in the lineup. I know he can strikeout 30 times in a row, but he can also hit for a ton of power. I don’t see Zobrist and his experience sitting and I also don’t see him playing at 2nd base. I think the outfield is actually pretty simple to start the games: Schwarber, Heyward, Zobrist. Bryant, Russell, Javy, Rizzo in the infield with Contreras behind the plate and a rotation of Quintana, Hendricks, Lester and Arrieta.
dmick89Quote Reply
Len did say that Lester was probably going to pitch one of the games in Washington, but I’m not sure I buy it.
dmick89Quote Reply
I bet it will be Lester, Hendricks, Quintana, Arrieta—lefty, righty, lefty, righty—a very Joe-thing to do. Lester’s last performance has allayed my fears—I think it was one of those dead arm periods. Arrieta is a question mark though, so a Lackey/Monty start is not out of the question. I don’t mind Lackey pitching three innings in a start and Montgomery adding another three. For this reason alone I bet Lackey makes the roster.
As for the defense, I think the outfield will be matchup based—Schwarber, Jay, Zobrist, Almora, Happ, and Heyward are all likely to start at least one game in the series and sit at least one other—unless some of them are just mashing, in which case, I am all for riding the hot bat.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Interesting article on FiveThirtyEight: https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/madison-bumgarner-rode-a-hot-streak-to-greatness-and-we-know-who-could-be-next/amp/
If this article’s findings are true, both Lackey and Hendricks have been throwing “hot” lately, and are good bets to continue doing so in the postseason. (Also, Scherzer’s velo was down more than 2 mph. in his last start, which may have NLDS implications.)
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Commenting first on pitching…
Not sure about Lynn. Age 31. He’s good, but a #3 at best, right? I like Alex Cobb and even the aforementioned Tyler Chatwood, who is fortuitously only 28. I also like Mike Minor, whether as a RP or a SP. He has a $10M option by the Royals. They’ll probably pick it up though. Maybe we can trade Bijan Rademacher for Minor. (dying laughing)
Perhaps Bosio could fix Jaime Garcia. Seems to have an Arrieta profile, but with more dominate numbers when he was younger.
And of course Thoyer might finally be able to complete their mancrush on Tyson Ross, since his rein in Texas is over.
BVSQuote Reply
Now on life…
I’ve just been in an awful funk all day today. Some of you know I lived in PR for 8+ years and the news there has been both worse and better than you see in the media. Trees will grow back and power will eventually come back too. But meanwhile the logistics on both the fed and commonwealth have been a clusterfk. Then to wake up to Vegas and learn later that a respected colleague died in a climbing accident last weekend in CO.
So finally tonight my 10 yr old got me to make up some silly songs and the banter here at OV on word usage and the World Wide Web finally got me chuckling. So thanks for that.
Now back to email. Geez. Can’t they publish an update to Eudora already? The clicking and hissing is giving me a headache.
BVSQuote Reply
BVS,
I can’t blame the Eudora programmers for not updating the application. Apple is doomed. It took a Bill Gates bailout to keep the company running. Mac OS 9 is old and crufty and this Rhapsody thing is a joke. It’s just a matter of time. They should just license Windows and keep to their core competency: styling computers.
ceruleanQuote Reply
cerulean,
I think they’ve been wasting their time with something called an iPod that is supposed to be better than a Walkman, but everyone knows it is easier to copy a tape than to figure out how to download a poorly balanced electronic copy of a song. CDs didn’t do well in portable formats, since they skipped all the time, why would this be different? There’s still some drive spinning in there, right? Plus, people like buying albums so they can really experience a musician’s depth of talent.
BVSQuote Reply
So, is America finally ready for machine gun control? Silly me. Machine guns don’t kill dozens of people, people do.
SKQuote Reply
We’ve had that since 1934. Automatic weapons are illegal. Last I saw, the shooter in Vegas had a couple dozen rifles and possibly one automatic weapon, but the audio sounded like cyclic fire. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’d modded the rifles for fully automatic fire. Fucking horrorshow.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Perkins,
Didn’t he shoot more than 500 people in less than 5 minutes (i.e. 300 seconds)? I could be wrong, because all the reporting has been all over the place and I don’t have the stomach to read too much of it. I also know shit all about guns. But whatever. Legal, illegal, nothing stopped that dude from using those weapons that presumably were manufactured legally in the first place. There’s a system or lack of one that allowed this, and it could be changed if people want it to be changed. If they don’t, fine, then it’s going to be hard to care too much the next five times it happens.
SKQuote Reply
Isn’t the basic work around to get past the “automatic weapons ban” to have easily modded rifles? I assume the NRA works pretty hard at limiting regulation as much as possible.
There was someone on Twitter who basically said “I’ve seen the “record massacre” headline 3 times in my lifetime. I’m 22″. At some point I hope we can start holding elected officials accountable, and get some real change.
EdwinQuote Reply
http://www.theonion.com/article/americans-hopeful-will-be-last-mass-shooting-they–57093
EdwinQuote Reply
Edwin,
And ideally he’d be limited to one offensive scheme.
RynoQuote Reply
Our forefathers were very wise and gave us this thing called the Second Amendment in something known as the Bill of Rights of the Constitution of the United States of America protecting our freedom to have arms. No other part of the Constitution has ever been changed—it ain’t gonna start on my watch. #truth #coldDead
ceruleanQuote Reply
THE FUCKING CHANGES THAT HAVE HAPPENED IN THE CUB ORGANIZATION ARE MULTIFOLD
SKQuote Reply
But seriously—guns kill less people than knives do. How often do you hear of somebody being bludgeoned to death with a gun?
ceruleanQuote Reply
I’m not sure what knife violence has to do with gun control. They seem like separate issues.
EdwinQuote Reply
(dying laughing) I’m sorry. You know this won’t happen. DC spends way too much money to ensure they aren’t held accountable.
dmick89Quote Reply
From what I’ve been able to gather, he had about 20 or so semiautomatic rifles lined up and quickly moved from one to another (i.e. limited any time for reloading). Based on the audio, it sounded like cyclic fire (i.e. automatic), which would mean he had one or more purpose-built automatic weapons (broadly illegal under the National Firearms Act of 1934, but allowed under certain circumstances such as for collectors – also extremely expensive to purchase anything grandfathered in).
Not to sound patronizing at all, as you stated guns aren’t really your thing, but there’s a big difference between semiautomatic and automatic – most weapons are semiautomatic (including basically all handguns – which amount for almost all violent crime), meaning that one squeeze of the trigger fires one bullet, and the chamber reloads as the trigger is released. Automatic weapons discharge multiple rounds with a single squeeze of the trigger. In military use, they are intended to facilitate maneuver around an enemy by keeping his head down with a volume of fire; in civilian use, they could kill a ton of people in short order at close to medium range, depending on the type of weapon. Broadly speaking, there’s not a great self-defense reason to own an automatic weapon, and I believe that’s part of why they’re broadly illegal and heavily restricted (as are explosives, etc).
One thing that consistently irritates me when one of these (horrifying) events happens, a lot of journalists and bloggers immediately conflate semiautomatic and automatic weapons and ignore that one has been illegal for eight decades. And it makes the discussion of solutions much less productive, as it makes gun people tune out because they realize many in the “just do something” crowd don’t understand anything meaningful about the thing they’re trying to regulate. It’s why I don’t love magazine size restrictions – on face it sounds reasonable, but it only keeps people safer if you assume that in the intervals a shooter is reloading, someone will turn into the fucking Hulk and incapacitate the shooter. Barring several military or law enforcement types on the scene, that’s not terribly likely.
Personally, I don’t think much will change because there isn’t an appetite for it. Guns are to some extent a culture war issue with too much daylight between the two sides. I like the idea of strict enforcement of existing laws and strengthening the controls to access guns in the first place (e.g., anyone having committed domestic abuse, felons, etc) beyond where they currently are. After all, the second amendment does specify that while a militia (read: irregular forces) is necessary for preserving a free society, it must also be well-regulated. And I’d very much prefer that as many people as possible who are unwilling or unable to uphold the social contract be denied that right, as it strikes what I feel to be an appropriate balance between safety and liberty.
The sad truth is that by enshrining the right to bear arms as constitutionally protected, and understanding that one cannot be stripped of those rights without due process of law, every now and then someone will slip through that system and murder one or more people. To me it’s probably more dangerous overall to infringe on constitutionally-protected rights because of thoughts of what one might do rather than what he has done. Your mileage may vary.
And while I am normally apt to political screed on social media, especially as we’re living in the Upside Down at the moment, I tend to sit out the gun stuff that takes place after a mass shooting because it’s all so goddamn predictable. Horrifying event happens, everyone is briefly shocked and horrified, gun control advocates wring their hands and tear their shirts and call for legislators to do something (anything) that feels like it might help, gun proponents repeat their arguments with varying degrees of sensitivity to the tragedy at hand, many gun proponents insist that “now isn’t the time to talk about gun control and we need to unite” (whatever the hell that means), eventually other news stories bubble up, and we all move on having tacitly accepted this as a reality of our world and political system until the next one happens and the cycle starts all over. Rinse. Repeat.
PerkinsQuote Reply
I’m not a gunsmith, so I can’t speak to how easy it is to modify rifles. I will say that from a practical standpoint, these mass shooting events are horrifying and justly motivate people to want to respond, but the bulk of crimes committed with guns (over 95%) are done with weapons almost nobody would want to make illegal (mostly handguns) precisely because they’re much easier to conceal. I tend to focus less on the attributes of weapons themselves (other than certain parameters, such as explosive or automatic) and more on who can access them. Sadly, a great many gun people seem to see any kind of regulation as anathema.
I’m curious to see the reporting on this event over the next couple of weeks, because this is frankly baffling. Firing automatic weapons from such a height wouldn’t be terribly accurate (semiautomatic would be more accurate), but the intent is obviously indiscriminate killing. The choice of that venue and the amount of planning and coordination necessary to move that many weapons into position implies a cold and rational thought process and likely a long amount of premeditation. It could be that he had a plan to do something like this and waited to select a target. The whole thing is both odd and horrifying, and I wonder what his motivation/desired endstate was. A lot of mass shooters seem to be disaffected white guys, so there’s probably something to that.
PerkinsQuote Reply
RynoQuote Reply
Ryno,
(dying laughing)
PerkinsQuote Reply
So TEN could lose Marcus Mariota for a few weeks and they’re looking for a replacement/backup. So they must be looking for a quality quarterback…similar to Mariota would be ideal…
And who do they “kick the tires” on? Brandon Weeden, Matt Barkley, Matt McGloin and TJ Yates.
RynoQuote Reply
Yes, we’re the sociopaths. We’re the serial killers.
RynoQuote Reply
Require expensive yearly licensing/excise tax and proper storage for guns. Tax the fuck out of bullets with limits on the amounts that can be bought tied to the licensing. Limit personal private armories to five firearms. Work with local militia to establish safes for larger private collections requiring three to access that mitigates the lone wolf—paid for with the excise taxes. Work with local ranges to offset the cost of bullets for practice and safety training that diminishes the cost of a license. Allow for one hunting rifle with a scope and one shotgun to be tax free. Offer a state-run buyback program that gives 33% above FMV with the guns to be destroyed.
And no beat cops should carry a gun. That’s just fucking stupid.
But alas—the gun lobby makes a shitton of money off of these tragedies so nothing will change until lobbying is capped, cold and dead.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Well, and there was that disaffected Asian guy at VT back in 2007, and a disaffected black guy in Dallas last year.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Not only that, but neither party has a problem selling weapons to countries like Saudi Arabia. The gun control debate ends at the US border apparently.
dmick89Quote Reply
Perkins,
Yeah, but they’re in the…minority…
RynoQuote Reply
This right here. I think it’s reasonable to say the NRA isn’t acting in the interest of responsible gun owners and is instead wholly behind the gun industry. And at least when the president was from the other party, they could (and did) spin up a lot of fear and resentment after one of these events to the tune of “they’re coming for your guns” to whip up fervor to go buy more.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Bauer? WTF?
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Not sure I’ve seen you swear before, RtR, but that would do it. (dying laughing)
SKQuote Reply
i’ve read in a couple of different places that games 1-2-3 will be hendricks-lester-arrieta. this seems insane.
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
Having a license to carry should be about as hard as getting a license to fly.
And if 1/2/3 is Hendricks/Lester/Arrieta, that would be insane to me.
mylesQuote Reply
I think it should be Q-Hendricks-Lester-Jake. I’d keep Lackey ready as LR.
EdwinQuote Reply
i’m good with that but i also almost think an argument could be made for q-kyle-monty-jake
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
I’d have Hendricks/Q/Arrieta/Lester, honestly. Lackey is the reliever of first resort for relieving the lefthanders, and Montgomery is the reliever of first resort for relieving the righthanders.
mylesQuote Reply
I’d also slot Carlos Zambrano in there somewhere. Probably first option after Monty or Lackey.
EdwinQuote Reply
This will work well for when Dusty starts E-Jax for game 3.
SKQuote Reply
You might be kidding, but it would be the coolest thing ever to see Big Z trot out there on Friday.
mylesQuote Reply
Considering Jake’s injury, and the real possibility that you could have a bullpen game on your hands that day, there’s no way I’d slot Arrieta in the first three games. I don’t think it would be a bad idea to only announce the game 1 starter. If the Cubs win that day, maybe you throw Arrieta out there in game 2 and get lucky. I doubt Joe is willing to do that so the only thing that makes sense to me is saving Arrieta for game 4. I’d even consider bringing back the game 1 starter on short rest if it was an elimination game.
Quintana, Hendricks, Lester, Arrieta/Quintana, Quintana/Arrieta
dmick89Quote Reply
You are correct.
dmick89Quote Reply
Did he throw out a first pitch at all last playoffs? If not, it’d be cool to have him on hand to do that.
EdwinQuote Reply
he’s like 3 years younger than lackey
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
Edwin,
I don’t think so. He threw out a first pitch this year and I’m pretty sure it was his first time doing so since The Event.
dmick89Quote Reply
Even better than Zambrano would be Sosa showing up for a surprise honor.
EdwinQuote Reply
Edwin,
Agreed, but there’s a better chance the Cubs honor OV before a game.
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
OV still has a lot to apologize for.
EdwinQuote Reply
From what I remember, it felt pretty spur of the moment too. I think he just happened to be at the game with his family or something and someone in marketing realized they didn’t have anyone lined up.
BerseliusQuote Reply
We know what we did.
BerseliusQuote Reply
Sounds like Scherzer is prepping to pitch Game 3.
BerseliusQuote Reply
Berselius,
I can’t really blame OV for doing what they did, every blog was doing it at the time.
EdwinQuote Reply
Berselius,
Sounds like that’s when Arrieta is prepping to pitch, which makes no sense unless Lester is going 4th.
dmick89Quote Reply
I still haven’t had dinner.
MylesQuote Reply
How did Bartolo make the Twins’ Wild Card roster?
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
No clue, but I did find it interesting that Colon, at 44 years old, threw 2 mph faster than Kyle Hendricks who is about 20 years younger.
dmick89Quote Reply
Poor Luis Severino.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
The Yankees might do a bullpen game, after all.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
The Twins are tWinning.
MylesQuote Reply
He may be 20 years younger, but he looks merely 30 years younger.
MylesQuote Reply
Myles,
Not anymore.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
A low scoring affair—I predict the Yankees will win in dramatic fashion: 15–14!
ceruleanQuote Reply
I predict this game will end just in time for the ALDS.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Wow, Buxton.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
New Shit
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mylesQuote Reply