Cubs Post-Game Recap by Sesame Street (Counting to 12 Old School)

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Has counting to twelve ever been more fun? How about if we counted lady bugs!

Only 2 to go before the Cubs tie a team record! Go Cubs Go!

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    Aisle424

    mb21 wrote:

    I think we should set ladybug’s picnic to auto play every time someone loads the site from now on.

    Sure. It’s already stuck in my head.

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  2. ACT

    Thank god espn is showing the Nats/Braves tonight. I might see something resembling a baseball game today, after all.

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  3. Al Yellon

    I enjoy witnessing team records. I’ll write about this ignominious streak in future decades. I might save it for my 10,000th FanPost.

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  4. josh

    I listened to about 4 minutes total of today’s game. That was 4 minutes too much. Garza’s had a couple of bad starts. Probably sick of playing for a shitty team.

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  5. ACT

    @ josh:
    I was encouraged by the fact that Garza was striking out batters for a change. Then again, this is the Pirates we’re talking about…

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  6. Berselius

    I watched this game on DVR, and after the first inning HR I said I’d shut it off when the Pirates went up by six. The Cubs were very obliging (dying laughing)

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  7. Rice Cube

    David Kaplan ‏@thekapman
    Excellent source in Des Moines tells me that Rizzo is not getting called up to the Cubs. Repeat: NOT GETTING CALLED UP.

    Guess we’ll wait for Muskat or Paul Sullivan to update.

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  8. Rice Cube

    What I have gathered in the last hour…

    Last play involving Rizzo was in the bottom of the fifth when he took a throw from Vitters on a groundout to end that inning. Pinch-hit for in top of the sixth, not an injury, went to clubhouse per I-Cubs themselves. Kaplan says not a call-up, everyone else on Twitter telling Kaplan he’s full of shit.

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    Aisle424

    GBTS wrote:

    What does Alvin have to say about it?

    He’s actually re-tweeted me a couple of times, which makes me feel like I’m all turned around on the subject. Here’s what he re-tweeted of mine:

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  10. josh

    @ Aisle424:
    I basically agree with what you said, though. The season is gone. Doneso. But that doesn’t mean that Theo doesn’t need to put asses in the seat. There are potential costs both ways.

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    Aisle424

    It really has nothing to do with asses in the seats. If they had managed to make a corresponding move that made sense and the timing was RIGHT NOW, you don’t worry about 5 years from now.

    Let’s say Soriano’s recent ability to hit HRs has allowed the Cubs to save $10 million off his contract over the next 3 years and we get some prospect that has upside but injury issues or something. Wouldn’t that be worth the move? People were acting like any call-up of Rizzo is a bad move and that simply isn’t true.

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  12. josh

    I was reading somewhere that most players don’t actually file for retirement until several years have passed. But I would guess if a player stopped playing for a team midseason, the team would argue that he had retired, whether he filed or not.

    dreaming Soriano retires

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  13. josh

    @ ACT:
    I believe I the context I learned that in was an article about how Sosa just filed for retirement in the last year or so. Or someone like that.

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  14. ACT

    @ ACT:
    I take that last part back; wiki says “former.” I must have missed that. It’s just that the word order is so unusual: “American former Major League Baseball outfielder.”

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  15. ACT

    @ mb21:
    The excitement that some people (not me, note) had was not, “Rizzo’s up, the Cubs might be good!”, but “Rizzo’s up, I’d like to see him!”

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  16. ACT

    @ mb21:
    Hardly surprising that the Yanks have the longest streak. I love how, for the Yankees, you have to go back to the same year the Cubs won their last championship. Not ironic, really, but amusing. The Yankees are the anti-Cubs in every way.

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  17. GBTS

    Also, (dying laughing) at all the Sox fans on my Facebook/Twitter ripping on the Cubs for the 12 game streak. That’s the sports equivalent of ripping on an autistic kid for reading slow.

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  18. GBTS

    @ GBTS:
    Although sometimes children with autism can do genuinely funny things, in which case I suppose it would be okay to (dying laughing) at them. But only then.

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  19. Pezcore

    12 down, 12 to go. Who-oh, half-way-there! Who-oh, Living on a prayer. Take Dale Svuem, we will make it I swear. First Pick, getting a new player!

    Cubs will lose them all!

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