Daily Facepalm 1-31-12: Um . . .

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UPDATE: Yankees Hire Jim Hendry

According to Bruce Levine, the New York Yankees have hired Jim Hendry as special assistant to Brian Cashman. Good news, Yankees. there will always be doughnuts. 

LOOGY

The Cubs signed ex-everything left-handed reliever Trever Miller to a minor league contract, and he'll be yet another non-roster invitee to spring training. Just to give you an idea how highly coveted he is, Miller pitched for three teams last season. The Cardinals, Blue Jays, and Red Sox all celebrated Miller time last year, and let's hope the Cubs join that party. Man, 2015 can't get here fast enough.

Thread-hijacking Topic I Recently Enjoyed

If you missed it in the comments yesterday, Fangy inquired about the polymerization process in cast-iron cookery, sparking an enthralling conversation amongst the seasoned veterans of ferrous food prep. While MO argued that intimate relations with flaxseed oil weren't worth the cost and RC's food storage methods seemed both anal and unorthodox, the discussion was pretty informative about cleaning and seasoning and the science involved in the cooking process. Among the gems is Fangy's conclusion that the answer to their question is as elusive as a definitive defensive metric: 

Eh, I don’t think the catalyst is that important, actually. The catalysts they used in the experiment were cobalt, zirconium, and calcium, and they were mixed into the oil before applying it to steel. When they use the catalysts, the polymerization starts at like 90C. I think that stuff would be in hardware-grade linseed oil but not food-safe flaxseed oil.

I do get the impression that nobody out there really understands the seasoning process completely, so everybody is just muddling through with whatever their granny used. There’s plenty of “success” stories, but they all contradict each other, and nobody seems to be too confident about the science behind it, on the web at least.

Cool story, bros.

Is There a Cubs Game Today?

No.

Someone Please Make This

I don't always do the Super Bowl party thing. I'd really rather watch it at home with my family than with a ton of people who may or may not be interested in football or commercials or pretending to listen to me talk about the Cubs. But if someone made this, I'd probably be there:

A stadium made of cold cuts

88 thoughts on “Daily Facepalm 1-31-12: Um . . .”

  1. mb21 wrote:

    @ AndCounting:
    Jim Hendry will be a part of at least one championship team before the Cubs win one.

    [img]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/015/orly.jpg[/img]

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  2. (dying laughing) at this article title by Colin in the new BP book

    “Is It Possible to Accurately Measure Fielding Without Shoving a GPS Device Up Derek Jeter’s Ass? ”

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  3. (dying laughing)
    (dying laughing)

    Although the quote you cited was actually DCF’s. I simply refuse to stand by the preposterous claim that the catalyzed polymerization process begins at 200C and not at a lower temperature, as clearly concluded by Wang & Erhan (1999).

    /Nobody cares’d

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  4. AndCounting wrote:

    @ fang2415:
    Oh crap, I need to fix that. I toyed with quoting various things and I used the wrong one. /reunrediscredited

    I appreciate your prompt attention to such a serious matter.

    (dying laughing)

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  5. Interesting.

    http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2012/1/31/2760926/trends-in-negative-war-players-since-2002

    I guess the Cubs aren’t bad per se, they just don’t have a lot of people who you could call “good at baseball”? I assume during that time period they’d have a lot of 0-2 WAR guys and not so many Sosas and Derrek Lee types. Consistently mediocre.

    I didn’t actually do the math or anything, just making a general assumption.

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  6. JoePoz tweeted something that I had completely forgot: Miguel Cabrera is younger than Joey Votto. And Cabrera is almost approaching a decade in terms of MLB time.

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  7. minor league baseball ——–> Champaign, IL?

    http://will.illinois.edu/news/story/johnston120131short/

    My favorite part is this sentence: “A former minor league owner, sports enthusiasts, and someone who helped lure a collegiate team to town in the 90’s were among the 15 people at the group’s initial meeting Monday night.” Only 15 people, yet the author doesn’t bother asking any of them for their names.

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  8. @ Rice Cube:
    I used to follow the negative WAR type of stuff closely, but I haven’t in several years. At the time I was using VORP and the results weren’t too surprising. The Cubs had a lot of negative VORP in years like 2005 and 2006, but in 2007 and 2008 they didn’t.

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  9. Rice Cube wrote:

    @ Suburban kid:

    “It’s digestible” (dying laughing)

    That’s almost as good as “It’s a (W)ay of Life” (dying laughing)

    I believe we finally have the proper slogan for the Cubs 2012 season.

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  10. Mish wrote:

    Supposedly the Cubs have interest in Todd Coffey, per HBT.

    Todd Coffey has a nice rack. He’s really let himself go.

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  11. dylanj wrote:

    florida said no the MOON COLONY. I wish Florida was dead. Team MOON!

    For the life of me I don’t know why Newt went there, especially when he said he wouldn’t need to increase NASA’s budget to do it, but would instead privatize NASA and thereby make things more efficient.

    It was essentially the biggest pork project pander ever, except it was all “facon.” Strange.

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  12. Berselius wrote:

    (dying laughing) at this article title by Colin in the new BP book

    “Is It Possible to Accurately Measure Fielding Without Shoving a GPS Device Up Derek Jeter’s Ass? “

    Isn’t that the point of Field F/X? (dying laughing)

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  13. mb21 wrote:

    @ Mercurial Outfielder:
    I’m an expert commentetrician.

    If I asked 20 blog operators about a comment, I guarantee most of them would answer incorrectly.

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  14. Just an FYI, crew.

    When I use my phone on the site and hit the desktop button it takes me to the homepage. Then I click the thread and it brings me back to the mobile version. And also signs me out. Could just be my own issue but I thought you should know.

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  15. mb21 wrote:

    @ Mercurial Outfielder:
    But that’s too small a sample to be reliable. You’d need at least 3500 and then you’d have to run a regression analysis.

    You’re wedded to rule and to custom.

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  16. @ Rodrigo:
    There will be a different mobile version within the next week or two. When we first transferred to WordPress we used a different theme, but since the first attempt was all fucked up we stuck with the same theme. I just haven’t had the interest in messing around with this crap since we moved. I will before too long though.

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  17. @ mb21:
    I read it at like 5 AM and was struggling going through comment by comment waiting for it. I think I learned a lot about relievers in the process. (dying laughing)

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  18. I figured Berselius and ACT may read it, but wasn’t sure the rest of you would. It’s not light reading, but you do learn a lot about relievers.

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  19. mb21 wrote:

    I figured Berselius and ACT may read it, but wasn’t sure the rest of you would. It’s not light reading, but you do learn a lot about relievers.

    I skimmed the thread and found it in about 5 minutes. As an academic I’ve had a lot of practice skimming through pedantic bullshit to find the one or two facts I care about (dying laughing).

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  20. @ Berselius:
    I wish I did that. I tried skimming through but was looking more torwards the beginning and end but didn’t know what I was looking for so decided to read it. Interesting, but boring topic (dying laughing).

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