Daily Facepalm 3.15.12 – Calling in Sick with March Madness

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Practice Game recap

Travis Wood probably punched his ticket to Iowa yesterday, giving up six runs while only recording one out. Bullpen/tenth starter hopeful Casey Coleman also had a rough day, giving up four runs in less than two innings. The only particularly positive result of the day was that Randy Wells had three scoreless innings, allowing two hits and getting six grounders. He didn't strike anyone out, but it's certainly going to help his cause for the rotation.

Today's practice game(s)

A Cubs split squad takes on the Diamondbacks today at 3 ET, if you can pry yourself away from March Madness for that long. Pat and Zonk have the call. Here's the lineup

RF Johnson

CF Byrd

SS Castro

LF Soriano

1B Baker

C Soto

2B Barney

3B Vitters

P Dempster

The other split squad heads to play the Rockies, also at 3 CT. This game only has Rockies coverage. Lineup for this game

RF DeJesus

2B DeWitt

3B Cardenas

1B LaHair

CF Mather

LF Jackson

C Castillo

SS Lake

P Lopez

Paul Maholm and Andy Sonnanstine draw the short straw

They're starting split squad games this weekend in Arizona while the rest of the squad heads to Vegas.

Brett Jackson to start season in AAA

Not that much of a surprise. He's "blocked" by players who are being paid more than him, but probably aren't better players than him at this point. I think he'll be up by June once the Cubs can guarantee the extra year of service time.

Cubs to change minor league affiliate?

Brett from Bleacher Nation finds confirmation of a info heard a while ago about the Cubs A-ball team moving from Peoria to South Bend. Brett also mentions that it might be tough for them to move out of Peoria for political reasons (shaking down Illinois/Chicago for stadium $) but I don't think it would be a huge deal. Besides, doing a favor for the oh so sainted Golden Domers sycophants certainly wouldn't hurt in the Chicagoland area. Just put Jeff Samardzija out in front of the move.

March Madness starts today!

Brackets lock at the tipoff of the first game, which should be in half an hour or so. Give your Final Four in the comments, if you want to. I have Kentucky, Ohio State, Marquette, Kansas

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  1. mb21

    Royals ————> still stupid

    They just signed the most exciting player in baseball to a 4-year extension worth $10 million. Can you imagine how exciting Escobar would be if he was any good?

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  2. mb21

    I took the number 1s to the final 4. I can never knock those teams off. Had a hard time picking between Missouri and MSU, but that was about it.

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  3. WaLi

    @ Rice Cube:
    Actually only happened once since having 64 teams. 2008. Kansas, Memphis, UCLA, UNC

    I don’t really pay attention to basketball but I only remember that because I was in Kansas City for work watching Memphis lose to Kansas. I was rooting for Memphis since they shared a conference with my school (UCF) which didn’t please the locals at all.

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  4. Rice Cube

    @ WaLi:
    That was a good one. I thought Memphis was going to win and then Derrick Rose and friends missed what seemed like 20 straight free throws. That was extremely annoying.

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  5. Suburban kid

    mb21 wrote:

    I don’t know when this super google internet thingy is going to be completed in Kansas City, but I am looking forward to testing it out. As far as I’m concerned, download times on the internet can’t be fast enough.

    Don’t get excited.

    It’s always anti-climactic whenever your access bandwidth goes up.

    I know this is a super mega Google thing, but still.

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  6. mb21

    @ Rice Cube:
    I’m not sure it’s ever happened, but I have a hard enough time picking upsets. I picked a couple, but that was about it. If they played the tournament a million times Mish or I would win. (dying laughing)

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  7. mb21

    @ Suburban kid:
    I’m not going to have an orgasm or anything, but rather than this page taking 1.5 seconds to load it will take .5 seconds. That will save me a lot of time. I’ll finally be able to eat dinner.

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  8. mb21

    SK, what’s your download speed where you are? I know the US is well behind many other countries. We have 24 Mbps right now so downloading isn’t an issue at all. I’m just looking forward to testing it out. I’m sure after a few seconds the excitement will be gone.

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  9. mb21

    @ Rice Cube:
    I used to do that. I remember taking 13s over 4s because it happened several times and then when it didn’t I just looked stupid. Now that I don’t pay much attention to basketball I just do it more rationally. I know there will be upset, but I have no idea which ones.

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  10. Mish

    Haha yeah I didn’t care enough to figure out which upsets to pick, so I did favorites all the way through on all my brackets. I’m basically giving my money away, so I’m not going to give my time, too. (dying laughing)

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    Berselius

    More roster cuts

    Cabrera, Beliveau, Gaub, Vitters ———> AAA
    Lake, Szczur ——-> AA
    Jaramillo ——–>minors

    Did Jaramillo even play at all this spring?

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  12. SkipVB

    Here’s my final four: Baylor, Ohio State, UNC, Missouri.

    I was in East Lansing when the Cubs low-A team was the Lugnutz and folks there really got into it. Corey Patterson was on that team. It was their first year and the Cubs put some talent there to help jump start them. Prior to that, I lived in Kalamazoo and watched a lot of games in South Bend when they were the Silver Sox, I think a Royals team, then later with the White Sox. Mike Machsudian (sp?) was the only player I remember from those days. Don’t think he made the Bigs. South Bend those days was a pretty good stadium to watch a game in, and had my favorite mid-game promotion of all time:

    For the lucky fan in seat … you have won a 40 lb bag of water softener salt from (some hardware store).

    Extra good when some 12-yr-old won it.

    Side note to SK or Josh, who commented about this a few weeks ago:

    I have satellite radio and its the single best purchase I’ve made in the last 8 years. It would be even better if I could have gotten XM instead of Sirius, because XM has more baseball. But the ability to get the other sports, news, music, etc that I want, when I want it, without having to listen the trash on local radio, which doesn’t reflect my musical or talk tastes at all, is totally worth the $25/mo I pay for it.

    And that’s my brain dump for today. Go Buckeyes.

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  13. josh

    @ SkipVB:
    I don’t think it was me, but I pay $25 for the entire season for MLB audio and use Rhapsody ($15/month) and Pandora (free) for music. I guess I’m paying about $2 less than you, but I do like the freedom of choosing basically anything I want to listen to while still getting some new stuff.

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  14. GBTS

    I have no idea why Asheville got the ball with one second left. I understand the argument there was no shot, but there was still clearly a foul before the shot clock expired. Wouldn’t it be a non-shooting foul?

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  15. Mish

    @ josh:
    I don’t care much for college sports, outside of the Illini and prospecting players who may make the professional leagues. I just like the drinking that goes along with it.

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  16. GBTS

    @ GBTS:
    The only thing I can think of is that the ref blew the whistle late, after the shot clock violation, and therefore there technically “was” no “foul.”

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  17. GBTS

    @ GBTS:
    If a player hacks another, but there’s no ref whistle around to signal it, is it still a foul? Where’s MO when you need him?

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  18. GBTS

    @ GW:
    First year that they’re charging right? I usually have a
    Row of laptops with all sorts of
    Sports on for March Madness. I made all my plans this year,
    Dot the i’s and cross the t’s. Do they watch in the European Union,
    EU for short?

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