Daily Facepalm 4.3.13

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Draft bonus pools announced

Not shockingly, the Cubs have the second largest bonus pool at ~$10.5m. The Nats have the lowest at ~$2.5m due to their low draft position and losing their pick for signing Rafael Soriano

Cubs sign Ryan Sweeney

The Cubs signed OF Ryan Sweeney to a minor league deal and have him stashed in Iowa. He could see some playing time if/when any of the eminently available OFs on the big league roster are moved. Sweeney had two solid years with the A's in 2009 and 2010, but was relegated to a part time role for the last two years (I'm guessing in a platoon). If it was a platoon, the last two years look especially lousy (.307 and .295 wOBAs). He's got decent OBP skills and can play an average CF, but doesn't have a ton of power.

Scott Boras blindsided by Robinson Cano changing agents to Jay-Z('s agency)

Ryan Dempster was also blindsided by this news.

Carlos Marmol still the closer

Though it certainly seems like his leash is short. There's been lots of argument in the comments over the last two days as to whether yanking Marmol after four batters was the right move on Monday. I still think it was the right move, mostly because I don't think Marmol should be closing in the first place. 

Update on Anthony Rizzo's Home Run

It just landed.

Is there a Cubs game today?

It's Edwin Jackson vs Wandy Rodriguez at 6:05 CT.

Cubs back off on April 1 deadline for Wrigley negotiations (deal close?)

The Cubs backed off from their April 1 deadline the other day, saying that "some progress" was being made. I figured this was just some weak face-saving maneuver to keep negotiating, but now it looks like a deal is close (h/t Bleacher Nation). I'm guessing the final result will be the Cubs settling for a smaller video board than the monster 6000 sqft one that's been bandined around. 

Yu Darvish was one out from a perfect game yesterday

Former Cubs farmhand Marwin Gonzalez broke it up. EPSTINK MUST GO.

Image of the yesterday

Enjoy it while it lasts.

27 thoughts on “Daily Facepalm 4.3.13”

  1. Just got this email “Limited tickets still available for Opening Day at Wrigley Field”

    That pretty nicely sums up the situation.

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  2. I don’t like that the Cardinals fans have appropriated our facepalm.

    We should be able to sue someone for using our blatant use of someone else’s copyrighted logo, right?

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  3. @ Aisle424:
    I don’t know if you guys have actually registered the Cubbie Faceplam as a trademark, but you do receive advertising revenue from this site and sell merchandise with the Facepalm, so possibly if you really wanted to make a stink about it.

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  4. Did anyone see Darvish’s press conference? The fuck was he wearing on his arm? Looked like a robot arm.

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  5. Akabari wrote:

    But…there aren’t any spelling errors…
    Are you sure a Cardinals fan made it?

    (dying laughing)
    (dying laughing)

    That should be in your demand letter.

    We, the owners of Obstructed View who first created the Cubbie Facepalm, are concerned that your use of the Facepalm will confuse our readership and customers and leave them unable to distinguish our product from yours.

    We therefore demand you remove any usage of the Facepalm from your site, or in the alternative, affix misspellings and racial epithets to your to your use of the Facepalm so as to ensure our readership knows that it was made by a Cardinals fan.

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  6. Problem is if your logo is using another logo, can you sue for it? You could alert the Cubs org, but then you’re sort of opening a can a worms there.

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  7. @ josh:
    DISCLAIMER – NOT A TRADEMARK ATTORNEY, NOT LEGAL ADVICE

    Your usage of elements of the Cubs logo likely creates no confusion as to whether or not this site is run by the Chicago Cubs. The usage of your logo that Aisley posted is much more likely to do so.

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  8. @ Berselius:
    Of course, fuck those impurities.

    josh wrote:

    Oh shit, y’all, WaLi’s breaking bad!!

    I have twins on the way. I’m going to need something to help keep me awake throughout the day.

    Also I hope this lawsuit gets settled soon. I have two onesie’s with Cubby Facepalms™ on them and I do not want my kids to be thought of as Cardinal fans!

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  9. @ Aisle424:
    Any idea who did that? The least they could do is give us (Adam) credit. It’s not like we care if they’re making fun of the Cubs. That’s what we’re doing with that faceplam.

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