Evil wins
Duke won the NCAA Championship yesterday. When he wasn’t busy not answering questions about the rapist he was sheltering for two years and being an all-around jackass, he was winning a lot of basketball games.
Sorry, berselius.
Gray matters
The A’s beat the Rangers 8-0 today, and Sonny Gray carried a no-hitter until the 8th inning. That’s pretty good, I think. Gray is a sneaky candidate for a Cy Young this year, and I think he’ll get some down-ballot consideration if the A’s are good this season (which sadly is still a thing).
Archer misses mark
I’m the site-wide high man on Chris Archer, but he didn’t look great yesterday. He gave up 2 bombs, one each to De Aza and Pearce, and the Rays fell 6-2.
Cubs Game
Cubs play Game 2 against the Cardinals at 7:05 pm CT. It’s Jake Arrieta against Lance Lynn.
Worst Cubs Beat Reporter so far
Gordon Wittenmyer. Lede: 0h-for-$155 million: Cubs, Lester fall to Cards in opener