Name: Andrew Cashner 
Position: Starting Pitcher
Bats/Throws: Right/Right
Opening Day age: 24
Uniform Number: 48
Does he celebrate on September 11th every year?: Well, it IS his birthday, so I would imagine so. Wouldn’t you?
Where Does He Rank Among National League Fifth Starters?: 9th
The good news is that Beyond the Box Score has him rated above every other 5th starter in the NL Central except Mike Leake of the Reds (5th). Cashner comes in ahead of Chris Narveson in Milwaukee (10th), Kyle McClellan in St. Louis (11th), Charlie Morton in Pittsburgh (14th) and Nelson Figueroa in Houston (15th).
The bad news is that he comes in behind Tom Gorzellany, but just barely.
| PROJECTION | IP | K | BB | HR | ERA | FIP |
| Steamer | 80 | 69 | 33 | 7 | 4.12 | 3.95 |
| Oliver | 70.0 | 59 | 33 | 6 | 3.94 | 4.04 |
| ZiPS | 68.0 | 59 | 34 | 6 | 3.84 | 4.11 |
| Marcel | 52.0 | 46 | 22 | 6 | 4.24 | 4.25 |
| Fans | 125.0 | 113 | 60 | 15 | 4.06 | 4.44 |
| CAIRO | 56.6 | 48 | 26 | 6 | 4.44 | 4.47 |
| Guru | 54.5 | 47 | 25 | 7 | 4.62 | 4.52 |
| PECOTA | 78.6 | 60 | 45 | 8 | 4.75 | 4.71 |
| CBS | 54.1 | 50 | 30 | 8 | 4.81 | 4.94 |
| RotoChamp | 54.0 | 50 | 30 | 8 | 4.43 | 5.04 |
| Average | 69 | 60 | 34 | 8 | 4.33 | 4.45 |
He’s kind of all over the place in the projections, so it’s hard to know what to make of them. PECOTA doesn’t seem to like him much and the Fantasy sites seem to really dislike him, but if he can even match the lower projections here, I’d have to think we couldn’t be totally disappointed in him.
Baseball-Reference.com’s Most similar pitcher: Not enough data.
Why We Might Like Him:
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He’s the Cubs’ first round draft pick from 2008, so we assume he has some skills
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He produced a combined 2.79 ERA in the minors since 2008, including three dominant starts in AAA before he got called to the majors
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His presence on the roster means an absence of Carlos Silva
Why We Might Hate Him:
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He is a rookie and he is going to make rookie mistakes. Cubs fans don’t like rookie mistakes.
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He walks a few too many people to make us comfortable. Those walks on windy days at Wrigley will haunt him.
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This may only be me, but I’m already tired of people referring to him as Ca$hner or simply $ner.
If You Rearrange the Letters in His Name You Get: A NEW NERD CRASH
What Cubs Blogosphere Thinks of Him:
I keep reading about Andrew Cashner being a ground ball pitcher. In the sense that every pro pitcher is a ground ball pitcher, it is true. He’s been just average at each professional level, for the league (non age-adjusted).
Cashner was being groomed for the rotation throughout his minor league tenure — he made only four relief appearances and 39 starts before being called up last May to the major league bullpen. Outside of two major meltdowns when he allowed six runs in an inning or less, he was quite solid in relief.
Cashner was a starter almost exclusively in the minors (39 starts in 43 minor league games) so it’s not foreign to him. Though strict pitch counts in the minors left him with a crazy stat line. He went 10-7 with a 2.79 ERA in those 39 starts. Seventeen decisions in 39 starts with a sub 3.00 ERA?
I could see Cashner opening the season as the fourth or fifth starter for the Cubs, and to be honest, I’m rooting for that. Then again, if the Cubs have issues getting the ball to Carlos Marmol, Cashner’s presence in the bullpen might become a necessity, and I would completely understand.
Comments
Nice write-up. The rapid-fire of posts in your first two days of new existence is very impressive.
Just FYI: Koyie is now OPSing .202 (dying laughing)
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]Nice write-up. The rapid-fire of posts in your first two days of new existence is very impressive.
Just FYI: Koyie is now OPSing .202 (dying laughing)[/quote]
He’ll be named the starter any day now.
Aisle424Quote Reply
BCB? Fuck off.
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Manni Stats]BCB? Fuck off.[/quote]
I try to find a wide cross section for the quotes. And that includes the kool-aid drinkers.
Aisle424Quote Reply
The projection systems always have a tough time with pitchers with uncertain roles. I wish projection systems would give 3 sets of numbers for pitchers – as a starter, as a reliever, and combined.
BerseliusQuote Reply
Just got myself tickets to AT&T Park for Giants vs. Rockies on Willie Mays’ 80th birthday. Looking forward to seeing that stadium.
Aisle424Quote Reply
That said, given the IP listings it looks like most of the systems think he’s a pretty average relief pitcher, which doesn’t say much for his effective ERA/FIP as a starter.
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]I try to find a wide cross section for the quotes. And that includes the kool-aid drinkers.[/quote]I’m just fucking around.
Seriously, though, knock it off. You’ve been warned.
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]The projection systems always have a tough time with pitchers with uncertain roles. I wish projection systems would give 3 sets of numbers for pitchers – as a starter, as a reliever, and combined.[/quote]
That and there really isn’t a huge set of data even from the minors to extrapolate from in his case.
Aisle424Quote Reply
[quote name=Manni Stats]I’m just fucking around.
[/quote]
Is that like fucking in a circular motion?
Aisle424Quote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]Just got myself tickets to AT&T Park for Giants vs. Rockies on Willie Mays’ 80th birthday. Looking forward to seeing that stadium.[/quote]
I was there once upon a time when Barry Bonds was still playing. It is an excellent place to watch a game. Not a bad seat in the house, and absolutely gorgeous, even with that bigass glove and the giant Coke bottle in the bleachers. Enjoy!
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]I was there once upon a time when Barry Bonds was still playing. It is an excellent place to watch a game. Not a bad seat in the house, and absolutely gorgeous, even with that bigass glove and the giant Coke bottle in the bleachers. Enjoy![/quote]
It will be nice to see it without having a real rooting interest. It makes it easier to appreciate without being pissed that the Cubs are losing.
Aisle424Quote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]It will be nice to see it without having a real rooting interest. It makes it easier to appreciate without being pissed that the Cubs are losing.[/quote]
Root for the Giants.
/Bay Area bias
Rice CubeQuote Reply
anyone else catch the Joe Po/Ken Tremendous podcast today?
dylanjQuote Reply
http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/sports/ct-red-cubs-newsletter-20110430,0,5379798.story?track=rss&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Aisle424Quote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/sports/ct-red-cubs-newsletter-20110430,0,5379798.story?track=rss&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
The Cubs never ending mission to cram 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag continues.
melissaQuote Reply
FWIW I have no problem with them doing stuff on Sheffield if it’s closed off already anyway. There are already half a hundred tshirt etc. dealers out there. Let the Cubs get it on it.
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=melissa]The Cubs never ending mission to cram 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag continues.[/quote]We should make an Urban Dictionary for this:
Koyie: 10 pounds of shit crammed into a 5 pound bag. ex: v.”Man, Ben got drunk before he went on that date with Kim, and he totally Koyied it.” “That discount auto mechanic you told me about Koyied the fuck out of my engine and now I have to take it to the dealer.” adj.”Don’t even consider getting on the 290 at 5 p.m.; it’ll be completely Koyied.” “Dude, we were at Kitty Kat Lounge and the lounge singer was freshly post-op and that face was Koyied.”
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]FWIW I have no problem with them doing stuff on Sheffield if it’s closed off already anyway. There are already half a hundred tshirt etc. dealers out there. Let the Cubs get it on it.[/quote]Yeah, that’s all fine. But I would rather he worry about real problems like Koyie Hill being on the roster and the farm being gutted first.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Yeah, that’s all fine. But I would rather he worry about real problems like Koyie Hill being on the roster and the farm being gutted first.[/quote]
Exactly. First priority is the carnival. I guess I’m just sick of hearing about it. Just like the big deal being made today about Vienna Beef supplying the hot dogs again. Woo Fucking Hoo. BFD.
melissaQuote Reply
so Evan Longoria had an AK-47 stolen from his house. Why on earth he needed that is beyond me
dylanjQuote Reply
(dying laughing)
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=dylanj]so Evan Longoria had an AK-47 stolen from his house. Why on earth he needed that is beyond me[/quote]to shoot people. dumbass.
wv23Quote Reply
[quote name=dylanj]so Evan Longoria had an AK-47 stolen from his house. Why on earth he needed that is beyond me[/quote]Ak-47 is the tool.
Don’t make me act a mothafuckin’ fool.
/because SK isn’t here to do it
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=dylanj]so Evan Longoria had an AK-47 stolen from his house. Why on earth he needed that is beyond me[/quote]
To keep people from stealing his shit.
melissaQuote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Yeah, that’s all fine. But I would rather he worry about real problems like Koyie Hill being on the roster and the farm being gutted first.[/quote]
It’s not like there’s just one guy in the entire Cubs organization that deals with everything from Beanie Baby promotions and floppy hat day to signing worthless catchers. Unless that’s what Ari Kaplan’s job really is (dying laughing)
BerseliusQuote Reply
Quade doesn’t see need to pretend Cubs have speed
Manager backs off talk of team running more this season
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-0329-cubs-bits–20110328,0,5658997.story
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=wv23]to shoot people. dumbass.[/quote]You’re outta here. That is the worst thing to everyhappen on this blog. I know exactly who you are. LSA.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
In that same article
I guess the numbers are backwards from Cot’s, which says it was 3.5 last year and 5.5 this year, and nothing on the buyout. It works out the same.
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]It’s not like there’s just one guy in the entire Cubs organization that deals with everything from Beanie Baby promotions and floppy hat day to signing worthless catchers. Unless that’s what Ari Kaplan’s job really is (dying laughing)[/quote]I get that. It just seems that there’s an awful lot of attention being focused on this shitheap on Clark and Addison and not a lot being focused on that shitheap that plays in the shitheap on Clark and Addison. Obvious caveats about an outsider’s persepective & therefore, etc. (dying laughing)
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]In that same article
I guess the numbers are backwards from Cot’s, which says it was 3.5 last year and 5.5 this year, and nothing on the buyout. It works out the same.[/quote]Is that Sullivan again? He really is one stupid fucking asshole.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
Site looks fan-fucking-tastic on a droid phone.
GBTSQuote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Is that Sullivan again? He really is one stupid fucking asshole.[/quote]
(dying laughing) How did you guess?
melissaQuote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]You’re outta here. That is the worst thing to everyhappen on this blog. I know exactly who you are. LSA.[/quote]men’s health magazine agrees.
wv23Quote Reply
It’s fucking amazing to me that a guy who has been on the beat as long as this spiteful little troll can’t comprehend simple fucking math. (dying laughing)
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=wv23]men’s health magazine agrees.[/quote]NOONAN!
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Is that Sullivan again? He really is one stupid fucking asshole.[/quote]
FWIW, it’s not like Cot’s contract numbers were brought down from a mountain, carved on stone tablets. I’d trust the Hobbitton Gazette this time.
BerseliusQuote Reply
Quade’s been watching Koyie run the bases.
melissaQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]FWIW, it’s not like Cot’s contract numbers were brought down from a mountain, carved on stone tablets. I’d trust the Hobbitton Gazette this time.[/quote]No, I’m talking about that bit about the money from Seattle being spent on FA. That’s just not how things work. Sullivan’s once again playing fast and loose with the facts.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]FWIW, it’s not like Cot’s contract numbers were brought down from a mountain, carved on stone tablets. I’d trust the Hobbitton Gazette this time.[/quote]burn him!
wv23Quote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]No, I’m talking about that bit about the money from Seattle being spent on FA. That’s just not how things work. Sullivan’s once again playing fast and loose with the facts.[/quote]
He’s a dumbass and he’s said that a bunch of times in the past few days, but at least this time he brought up the Seattle money and didn’t try to include Marlon Byrd’s salary and Todd Ricketts’s hot dog waste in the total. Anyway, I’m done arguing about this (dying laughing).
BerseliusQuote Reply
Great work, Tim. Although you did admit something else fans are going to detest about Cashner: he’s been known to eat dinner with reckless abandon.
AndCountingQuote Reply
[quote name=wv23]burn him![/quote]
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
i’m pretty sure you people don’t actually know andrew cashner.
wv23Quote Reply
[quote name=AndCounting]Great work, Tim. Although you did admit something else fans are going to detest about Cashner: he’s been known to eat dinner with reckless abandon.[/quote]I’m sure Certified Badass Motivating Leader of Men Mike Quade will fix that. He might even use the f-word to show his Baldy McGrindy bonafides.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=wv23]i’m pretty sure you people don’t actually know andrew cashner.[/quote]Yeah, but you can imagine how cool it would be if we did.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Yeah, but you can imagine how cool it would be if we did.[/quote]yes, i imagine that often.
wv23Quote Reply
[quote name=wv23]yes, i imagine that often.[/quote]I know you do. We keep the emails you send.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]Quade doesn’t see need to pretend Cubs have speed
Manager backs off talk of team running more this season
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-0329-cubs-bits–20110328,0,5658997.story%5B/quote%5DThat's good to hear. It could have gotten real ugly if they thought they were going to swipe a lot of bases. I’m guessing the whopping total of 7 stolen bases this spring compared to 8 caught stealings kind of convinced him this team couldn’t run on Michael Barrett.
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=GBTS]Site looks fan-fucking-tastic on a droid phone.[/quote]Thanks. Hopefully some others will let us know how it looks on their devices. The login module was at the top, right?
mb21Quote Reply
I’m still laughing at KOOGY. (dying laughing)
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=wv23]i’m pretty sure you people don’t actually know andrew cashner.[/quote]He and are I tight, yo.
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]I know you do. We keep the emails you send.[/quote]Which reminds me I have a new site starting called Emails From WV23.
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=mb21]He and are I tight, yo.[/quote]Have you interviewed Crane Kenney and Mike Fontenot?
Shut you right up.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
There is a good chance Mark Prior sees himself on the Yankees’ opening day roster. This makes me happy.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=mb21]Which reminds me I have a new site starting called Emails From WV23.[/quote]
I thought we were shuttering this blog next week to open it.
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Have you interviewed Crane Kenney and Mike Fontenot?
Shut you right up.[/quote]
Are either of them an Executive Chairman?
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=wv23]i’m pretty sure you people don’t actually know andrew cashner.[/quote]
Well that’s the point of the post. Now he’s my friend!
shawndgoldmanQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]There is a good chance Mark Prior sees himself on the Yankees’ opening day roster. This makes me happy.[/quote]He was sent down to A ball a little bit ago.
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=shawndgoldman]Well that’s the point of the post. Now he’s my friend![/quote]BFF?
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=mb21]He was sent down to A ball a little bit ago.[/quote]
Awww. Last time I ever listen to Phil Rogers.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]Are either of them an Executive Chairman?[/quote]
I’ll say it again. Who is the Executive Chairman.
Aisle424Quote Reply
http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/yankees/post/_/id/13766/prior-still-wants-to-pitch-for-yankees-this-year
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]Awww. Last time I ever listen to Phil Rogers.[/quote]
You got it from Phil Rogers? Good rule of thumb, just assume everything the opposite of what Phil says is correct.
Aisle424Quote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]Awww. Last time I ever listen to Phil Rogers.[/quote]I don’t think it was ever a possibility. If you read that espn article I linked he hadn’t pitched back to back days yet or shown he could come in during an inning. He still needs some time in the minors, but he’s probably closer than he ever has been.
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=mb21]http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/yankees/post/_/id/13766/prior-still-wants-to-pitch-for-yankees-this-year[/quote]
I was impressed with him in that one inning I saw on MLB.tv…I really hope they give him a shot. Too bad my Silva-for-Prior fantasy never came true.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=mb21]He was sent down to A ball a little bit ago.[/quote]
This blog is killing my optimism.
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]You got it from Phil Rogers? Good rule of thumb, just assume everything the opposite of what Phil says is correct.[/quote]
Yeah, I know. RC fail.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]You got it from Phil Rogers? Good rule of thumb, just assume everything the opposite of what Phil says is correct.[/quote]
+1
Or is it -1? I was never able to grasp his sophisticated +/- system.
BerseliusQuote Reply
424, this was my favorite part: #
I meant to quote that earlier but forgot. Well done.
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]This blog is killing my optimism.[/quote]We’re optimism killers here.
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]Are either of them an Executive Chairman?[/quote]Is that like a board member?
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]You got it from Phil Rogers? Good rule of thumb, just assume everything the opposite of what Phil says is correct.[/quote]So what you’re saying is Paul Byrd isn’t a Big Time Slugger?
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]+1
Or is it -1? I was never able to grasp his sophisticated +/- system.[/quote]What are the Cubs this season using the Phil Rogers +/- System?
+1 for Garza
-1 for Gorzelanny
+1 for Pena
-1 for Lee
-1 for Lilly
+1 for Wood
-397 for Fuld
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]+1
Or is it -1? I was never able to grasp his sophisticated +/- system.[/quote]Well ACB had 1,248 authors, and Obstructed View has 4, so OV is -1244.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=mb21]What are the Cubs this season using the Phil Rogers +/- System?
+1 for Garza
-1 for Gorzelanny
+1 for Pena
-1 for Lee
-1 for Lilly
+1 for Wood
-397 for Fuld[/quote]
You forgot Silva. And Poland.
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Well ACB had 1,248 authors, and Obstructed View has 4, so OV is -1244.[/quote]
Don’t forget Lakeview Nights. He’s worth +3,000,000 alone.
Aisle424Quote Reply
Site does not work well on a Blackberry
FullyKraeusenedQuote Reply
[quote name=mb21]BFF?[/quote]
He’s on my fantasy team, so I guess so.
shawndgoldmanQuote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Well ACB had 1,248 authors, and Obstructed View has 4, so OV is -1244.[/quote]
WIN.
EDIT: Oh, wait. I guess I’m supposed to give that a thumbs up now. Or something.
shawndgoldmanQuote Reply
[quote name=FullyKraeusened]Site does not work well on a Blackberry[/quote]
It’s not working well on my Motorola RAZR either.
Aisle424Quote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]Don’t forget Lakeview Nights. He’s worth +3,000,000 alone.[/quote]Truly, he was the Derosa of internet Cub fans.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]It’s not working well on my Motorola RAZR either.[/quote](dying laughing)
(dying laughing)
(dying laughing)
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
I can’t get Obstructed View on this piece of shit phone!
Aisle424Quote Reply
Glad that the Cubs are going to offer new healthy food options this year like frozen kefir and vegatables and hummus so I can fight off the bacteria that gets into my system from the piss filled troughs they decided to keep last year.
FullyKraeusenedQuote Reply
[quote name=FullyKraeusened]Site does not work well on a Blackberry[/quote]What happens?
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]It’s not working well on my Motorola RAZR either.[/quote]What exactly are you seeing when you access the site?
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]
I can’t get Obstructed View on this piece of shit phone![/quote]You should ask the state for money for a new phone. If they refuse, have Baldy McGrindy “talk to” them.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=mb21]Which reminds me I have a new site starting called Emails From WV23.[/quote]do it. if you want to be rich.
wv23Quote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]
I can’t get Obstructed View on this piece of shit phone![/quote]
Just put it in front of your face. Instant obstructed view!
*bada bum*
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=mb21]What exactly are you seeing when you access the site?[/quote]
I was just kidding.
Aisle424Quote Reply
[quote name=mb21]What exactly are you seeing when you access the site?[/quote]Fat naked men.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Fat naked men.[/quote]
You’re seeing it fine.
Aisle424Quote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]I was just kidding.[/quote]Is the RAZR old? It sounds familiar, but I didn’t even bother with the modern phones until about a year ago. I’m anti-technology (dying laughing).
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=mb21]Is the RAZR old? It sounds familiar, but I didn’t even bother with the modern phones until about a year ago. I’m anti-technology (dying laughing).[/quote]
Yeah, they were the thin flip phones that everyone had before the PDA phones took off.
Aisle424Quote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]
I can’t get Obstructed View on this piece of shit phone![/quote]Holy shit, I’m literally choking right now. (dying laughing)
AndCountingQuote Reply
So Koyie Hill’s wOBA after today’s game is .097. Seriously. In 35 plate appearances and a projected .290 wOBA, 1 standard deviation is .081. He’s more than 2 standard deviations away from his projected level of performance. Then consider spring training stats are usually inflated because it’s Arizona and you’re facing shitty players. It’s probably more like an expected .310 wOBA. Koyie Hill is not good at sports.
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Fat naked men.[/quote]
I need to remember to turn my webcam off
BerseliusQuote Reply
The RAZR is a recent phone I enjoyed.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=mb21]Is the RAZR old? It sounds familiar, but I didn’t even bother with the modern phones until about a year ago. I’m anti-technology (dying laughing).[/quote]It’s a pretty recent phone. Pretty sure JR used one on Dallas.
AndCountingQuote Reply
[quote name=mb21]Is the RAZR old? It sounds familiar, but I didn’t even bother with the modern phones until about a year ago. I’m anti-technology (dying laughing).[/quote]
I think they used them in Dallas, so they’re pretty recent.
BerseliusQuote Reply
Damn. You guys are good. I’m never going to live down calling Dallas a recent TV show, am I?
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]I need to remember to turn my webcam off[/quote]
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
I really wanted to rank the seasons of Dallas the final week of ACB, but I just didn’t get around to it. Probably a good thing because there’s no way to top SK’s Jack Benny post.
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=mb21]Damn. You guys are good. I’m never going to live down calling Dallas a recent TV show, am I?[/quote]
35 years is but a blip in geological time.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
literal (dying laughing) here
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=mb21]Damn. You guys are good. I’m never going to live down calling Dallas a recent TV show, am I?[/quote]
(dying laughing)
(dying laughing)
I never knew where that meme started.
Aisle424Quote Reply
Yeah, we were talking tv shows one time and people know that even though Dallas was one of those shitty shows, I really liked it. I said among recent television shows it’s one of the best. SK then asked, how old are you, 90?
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]literal (dying laughing) here[/quote]I’m with you. I’m in serious danger.
AndCountingQuote Reply
[quote name=mb21]Thanks. Hopefully some others will let us know how it looks on their devices. The login module was at the top, right?[/quote]Yeah it was easy to log in, loads relatively quick and is easy to read.
GBTSQuote Reply
[quote name=GBTS]Yeah it was easy to log in, loads relatively quick and is easy to read.[/quote]Works fine on the iphone too. There’s probably no way to have it so it works on every device, but I’d like to look into ones that it doesn’t work well on.
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=mb21]Works fine on the iphone too. There’s probably no way to have it so it works on every device, but I’d like to look into ones that it doesn’t work well on.[/quote]
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=mb21]Works fine on the iphone too. There’s probably no way to have it so it works on every device, but I’d like to look into ones that it doesn’t work well on.[/quote]I made the idiotic mistake of requesting to view it in standard mode. Now I can’t get it back to mobile. Ever. (dying laughing)
AndCountingQuote Reply
[quote name=mb21]Is the RAZR old? It sounds familiar, but I didn’t even bother with the modern phones until about a year ago. I’m anti-technology (dying laughing).[/quote]
You need to get a DVR.
shawndgoldmanQuote Reply
Aisle424Quote Reply
[quote name=AndCounting]I made the idiotic mistake of requesting to view it in standard mode. Now I can’t get it back to mobile. Ever. (dying laughing)[/quote]I did that on on my ipod and can’t get back there either. Suppose I should look into that as there has to be a simple fix for that one.
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=shawndgoldman]You need to get a VCR.[/quote]
Fixed
BerseliusQuote Reply
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Aisle424Quote Reply
[quote name=shawndgoldman]You need to get a DVR.[/quote]We finally got one about a year ago. It’s been nice. I know why people liked them for so long and don’t know why I refused to get one.
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]
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When I was a kid I was on Dallas
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Re-fixed.
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[quote name=mb21]We finally got one about a year ago. It’s been nice. I know why people liked them for so long and don’t know why I refused to get one.[/quote]luddite
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[/quote]Surprised that isn’t the Cowboys or something.
Did anyone have a favorite character other than JR? Without JR that show sucked.
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Didn’t Dallas end with JR killing himself?
What the hell was with that?
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[quote name=mb21]We finally got one about a year ago. It’s been nice. I know why people liked them for so long and don’t know why I refused to get one.[/quote]
Really? Nice. Does Ryno know?
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[quote name=Berselius]When I was a kid I was on Dallas[/quote]He was a recent GM I enjoyed.
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[quote name=wv23]luddite[/quote](dying laughing) not really, just never needed one. Then we switched cable carriers and decided to go ahead and get one.
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Is this d20 based?
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[quote name=mb21]Did anyone have a favorite character other than JR? Without JR that show sucked.[/quote]
I think SK went to bed already.
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Really enjoying the new digs, btw.
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[quote name=Aisle424]Didn’t Dallas end with JR killing himself?
What the hell was with that?[/quote]Yeah, but then they had a movie a few years later and JR was alive. They said he fired the gun into the mirror, but the series finale definitely implied he had committed suicide.
But the money they could get by making another movie was too much so they changed it. Then they made another movie. Now TNT is rebooting the series with the Ewing grandchildren (JR and Bobby’s kids).
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[quote name=shawndgoldman]Is this d20 based?[/quote]
It should be like they had it on the Office. It comes with a game board and pieces but no rules. That’s Dallas.
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[quote name=Aisle424]Didn’t Dallas end with JR killing himself?
What the hell was with that?[/quote]Spoiler alert, dumb ass. Some of us still haven’t caught up with the most recent shit.
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[quote name=shawndgoldman]Really? Nice. Does Ryno know?[/quote]HG was the other one who didn’t have one and I think he has one now too. We finally gave in.
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I also watched Falcon Crest for a short period of time so if you want to make fun of me for that, go ahead. That just wasn’t as good as Dallas though.
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[quote name=AndCounting]Spoiler alert, dumb ass. Some of us still haven’t caught up with the most recent shit.[/quote]
Sorry. I always blurt out stuff without thinking. Rosebud was the sled.
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[quote name=mb21]I also watched Falcon Crest for a short period of time so if you want to make fun of me for that, go ahead. That just wasn’t as good as Dallas though.[/quote]Not recent enough.
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[quote name=mb21]I also watched Falcon Crest for a short period of time so if you want to make fun of me for that, go ahead. That just wasn’t as good as Dallas though.[/quote]I watched a little bit of that too. I dug the opening theme.
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[quote name=AndCounting]I watched a little bit of that too. I dug the opening theme.[/quote]Too bad that was the best part of the show. I’m thinking it was on right after Dallas for awhile.
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[quote name=Aisle424]Sorry. I always blurt out stuff without thinking. Rosebud was the sled.[/quote]
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Airwolf was a recent show I enjoyed. Also, Spencer for Hire.
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Kids in the Hall is probably my favorite recent show.
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All in the Family remains my favorite recent show.
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AC, any ideas how to clear the cache for the iphone/ipod? I think what I’ve read it sounds like that may help. I might look to add a link to that footer to get back there in the future if someone does that.
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You guys are nuts. M*A*S*H is easily the best recent show on television.
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[quote name=mb21]AC, any ideas how to clear the cache for the iphone/ipod? I think what I’ve read it sounds like that may help. I might look to add a link to that footer to get back there in the future if someone does that.[/quote]I’m going to check it out and see what I can do.
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[quote name=mb21]AC, any ideas how to clear the cache for the iphone/ipod? I think what I’ve read it sounds like that may help. I might look to add a link to that footer to get back there in the future if someone does that.[/quote]http://support.apple.com/kb/TA38615?viewlocale=en_US
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You guys sure have a penchant for beating a meme to death (dying laughing)
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[quote name=Rice Cube]You guys sure have a penchant for beating a meme to death (dying laughing)[/quote]And then we kill it again. (dying laughing)
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Thanks, MO. I’ll look at that tomorrow. I’m out.
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[quote name=Rice Cube]You guys sure have a penchant for beating a meme to death (dying laughing)[/quote]
It’s only a flesh wound
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[quote name=Rice Cube]You guys sure have a penchant for beating a meme to death (dying laughing)[/quote]Is that like a meta-joke?
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I tried clearing the cache and cookies (in Settings, Safari) but to no avail.
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[quote name=AndCounting]I tried clearing the cache and cookies (in Settings, Safari) but to no avail.[/quote]I’m all for finding the correct solution and everything, but you should smash your phone with a ball-peen hammer.
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Maude is the best ever show. Recent or not.
Prove me wrong.
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http://www.shelbystar.com/news/knobby-54245-shelby-bigfoot.html
Watch the video of the dude who saw bigfoot, the shit he talks about is hilarious. I used to live in that town, and loved bigfoot when I was young. This is just bizarre hilarious shit.
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[quote name=wv23]Maude is the best ever show. Recent or not.
Prove me wrong.[/quote]see. you can’t.
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The thing from Cubsfx seems wrong to me, severely wrong. Cashner had a 48.4% GB rate last year. MLB average is only 43%.
Secondly, in the minors, his rates were slightly higher than that. He was over 50% at multiple levels, I remember because I followed him extremely closely. So I don’t get it. No, he’s not Brandon Webb, but he most certainly does get more grounders than most. Even if only 5% more, I’d say that’s fairly significant.
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[quote name=Doug]The thing from Cubsfx seems wrong to me, severely wrong. Cashner had a 48.4% GB rate last year. MLB average is only 43%.
Secondly, in the minors, his rates were slightly higher than that. He was over 50% at multiple levels, I remember because I followed him extremely closely. So I don’t get it. No, he’s not Brandon Webb, but he most certainly does get more grounders than most. Even if only 5% more, I’d say that’s fairly significant.[/quote]
I think Harry was talking about his minor league career, where average GB rates tend to be higher.
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[quote name=Berselius]I think Harry was talking about his minor league career, where average GB rates tend to be higher.[/quote]
Yes, that was taken from a post either shortly after or shortly before he debuted last year.
There really hasn’t been a ton written on Cashner so finding snippets was more difficult than I thought it would be.
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Ah, OK. Well, I guess that’s a fair point then, I just felt it was worth noting that his GB rates carried over to the majors, which I imagine doesn’t happen for lot’s of guys.
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Did anybody else walk away from this thinking “holy crap, Nelson Figueroa is still in baseball?”
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