Not long after the Cubs hired Theo Epstein and Jed Hoyer, the two traded Andrew Cashner and Kyung-Min Na to the Padres for Anthony Rizzo and Zach Cates. Rizzo had just completed his age 21 season with the Padres and to say it didn't go well would be putting it nicely. Still, he had hit well in the minor leagues and obviously Theo and Hoyer loved what this kid had to offer.
Rizzo was sent to AAA Iowa to begin the season and hit the crap out of the ball. He was promoted to Chicago midway through the season and put together a very strong season. He turned 23 in early August, but for baseball purposes it was his age 22 season (age as of June 30th). It was an old age 22 season, but still 22 according to the way people have traditionally organized it.
For the purposes of much of this post, I'm going to ignore the 51 OPS+ over 153 plate appearances in 2011. Instead, I'm primarily going to focus on the 368 PA of 119 OPS+ baseball. I was curious where that season would rank among first basemen at a similar age if his 2012 was the only season he had.
The question is, what criteria do we use to compare his 2012 to historical results? I went with careers spanning multiple seasons on Baseball Reference's Play Index. It was the first choice to make. Then I had to pick age and obviously we'd want to include younger players because it's even more impressive to do what Rizzo did (or even close to it) while being younger than he was. I also wanted to include the age 23 season for players because Rizzo was close to that and because there really isn't a whole lot of difference between the two. 16-23 it is.
I wanted the first part of a player's career since I'm ignoring Rizzo's 2011 and treating 2012 as his first season. Knowing I'd have to choose plate appearances later, I decided to go with a player's first season through his third season. I'm interested in how he compares to 1st basemen so while a shortstop hitting even close to as well as he did would be far more impressive, it's not relevant to what I want to know.
I decided to go with a player who played at least half his games at 1st base figuring if the player could still play half his games elsewhere, he might be a better overall player, but also a player who will eventually play first base full time. I could probably safely reduce that to 25% and still get a pool of players who were primarily 1st basemen throughout their careers.
Rizzo had 368 plate appearances last season so I used a minimum of 300 PA.
Here's the list:
Player | Age | From | To | PA | OPS+ |
Johnny Mize | 23-23 | 1936 | 1936 | 469 | 162 |
Mark McGwire | 22-23 | 1986 | 1987 | 699 | 157 |
Jimmie Foxx | 17-23 | 1925 | 1931 | 2568 | 154 |
Ron Blomberg | 20-23 | 1969 | 1972 | 564 | 150 |
Jim Bottomley | 22-23 | 1922 | 1923 | 748 | 150 |
Alvin Davis | 23-23 | 1984 | 1984 | 678 | 147 |
Lou Gehrig | 20-23 | 1923 | 1926 | 1235 | 144 |
Willie McCovey | 21-23 | 1959 | 1961 | 900 | 142 |
Hank Greenberg | 19-23 | 1930 | 1934 | 1167 | 140 |
Jeff Bagwell | 23-23 | 1991 | 1991 | 650 | 139 |
Will Clark | 22-23 | 1986 | 1987 | 1046 | 139 |
Don Mattingly | 21-23 | 1982 | 1984 | 980 | 139 |
Orlando Cepeda | 20-23 | 1958 | 1961 | 2543 | 137 |
Earl Torgeson | 23-23 | 1947 | 1947 | 487 | 136 |
Babe Herman | 23-23 | 1926 | 1926 | 554 | 136 |
Prince Fielder | 21-23 | 2005 | 2007 | 1391 | 132 |
James Loney | 22-23 | 2006 | 2007 | 486 | 132 |
John Mayberry | 19-23 | 1968 | 1972 | 931 | 132 |
Hal Trosky | 20-23 | 1933 | 1936 | 2083 | 132 |
Eddie Murray | 21-23 | 1977 | 1979 | 2043 | 131 |
Bob Robertson | 20-23 | 1967 | 1970 | 594 | 128 |
Stuffy McInnis | 18-23 | 1909 | 1914 | 2545 | 128 |
Kent Hrbek | 21-23 | 1981 | 1983 | 1246 | 127 |
Ed Konetchy | 21-23 | 1907 | 1909 | 1655 | 127 |
George Sisler | 22-23 | 1915 | 1916 | 939 | 123 |
George Scott | 22-23 | 1966 | 1967 | 1322 | 122 |
Don Hurst | 22-23 | 1928 | 1929 | 1167 | 122 |
Vic Saier | 20-23 | 1911 | 1914 | 2060 | 122 |
Jason Thompson | 21-23 | 1976 | 1978 | 1823 | 121 |
Joe Hauser | 23-23 | 1922 | 1922 | 408 | 121 |
Joe Judge | 21-23 | 1915 | 1917 | 901 | 121 |
John Olerud | 20-23 | 1989 | 1992 | 1507 | 120 |
Keith Hernandez | 20-23 | 1974 | 1977 | 1321 | 120 |
Dick Hoblitzell | 19-23 | 1908 | 1912 | 2724 | 117 |
Bob Chance | 22-23 | 1963 | 1964 | 493 | 116 |
Wally Pipp | 20-23 | 1913 | 1916 | 1211 | 116 |
Ike Davis | 23-23 | 2010 | 2010 | 601 | 115 |
Freddie Freeman | 20-22 | 2010 | 2012 | 1279 | 113 |
Nate Colbert | 20-23 | 1966 | 1969 | 595 | 113 |
Joe Cunningham | 22-22 | 1954 | 1954 | 356 | 113 |
Fred Merkle | 18-23 | 1907 | 1912 | 2066 | 112 |
Billy Butler | 21-23 | 2007 | 2009 | 1510 | 111 |
Justin Morneau | 22-23 | 2003 | 2004 | 427 | 109 |
Dick Gernert | 23-23 | 1952 | 1952 | 407 | 109 |
Chris Chambliss | 22-23 | 1971 | 1972 | 957 | 108 |
Bill White | 22-22 | 1956 | 1956 | 568 | 108 |
George Burns | 21-23 | 1914 | 1916 | 1507 | 108 |
Al Oliver | 21-23 | 1968 | 1970 | 1119 | 107 |
Tony Horton | 19-23 | 1964 | 1968 | 1280 | 107 |
Pat Burrell | 23-23 | 2000 | 2000 | 474 | 106 |
Brad Fullmer | 22-23 | 1997 | 1998 | 590 | 106 |
Hal Chase | 22-23 | 1905 | 1906 | 1138 | 105 |
Darin Erstad | 22-23 | 1996 | 1997 | 834 | 104 |
John Ellis | 20-23 | 1969 | 1972 | 729 | 104 |
Chris Davis | 22-23 | 2008 | 2009 | 736 | 103 |
Travis Lee | 23-23 | 1998 | 1998 | 630 | 103 |
Mike Ivie | 18-23 | 1971 | 1976 | 912 | 103 |
Art Shires | 21-23 | 1928 | 1930 | 762 | 103 |
Joe Nealon | 21-22 | 1906 | 1907 | 1051 | 103 |
Mark Teixeira | 23-23 | 2003 | 2003 | 589 | 102 |
David Ortiz | 21-23 | 1997 | 1999 | 402 | 102 |
Sean Casey | 22-23 | 1997 | 1998 | 363 | 102 |
Ted Kluszewski | 22-23 | 1947 | 1948 | 408 | 102 |
Daric Barton | 21-23 | 2007 | 2009 | 799 | 101 |
Tony Perez | 22-23 | 1964 | 1965 | 335 | 101 |
Ed Stevens | 20-23 | 1945 | 1948 | 1059 | 101 |
Eric Hosmer | 21-22 | 2011 | 2012 | 1161 | 100 |
Dick Hoblitzell's name is bolded in red because Anthony Rizzo's 2012 would slide right above him and right after Keith Hernandez. If that's all Rizzo had done so far, it would be good for 35th. However, Rizzo's 2012 season had just 368 PA and only Joe Cunningham, Sean Casey and Tony Perez had fewer plate appearances than Rizzo in 2012. The number of plate appearances are also important because if a player has 2000 plate appearances prior to 23 then he was probably more qualified to play than someone who had just 368. Rizzo, though, has over 500 in his career so far so we have to consider that, but there are still many on the list with more than he had.
If we were interested, and clearly I am since I'm writing this, we could take a look at those who performed offensively most similar to Rizzo did in 2012 to get an idea of how he might perform over the next 5 seasons (years before free agency). Here it is:
OPS+ | Notes | |
George Sisler | 160 | HOF |
George Scott | 101 | |
Don Hurst | 112 | |
Vic Saier | 118 | played only 4 more seasons over 5 years |
Jason Thompson | 128 | |
Joe Hauser | 117 | played only 5 more years over 7 years |
Joe Judge | 120 | |
John Olerud | 137 | |
Keith Hernandez | 135 | |
Dick Hoblitzell | 106 | played only 6 more years |
Bob Chance | 88 | played only 4 more seasons over 5 years |
Wally Pipp | 105 | |
Ike Davis | NA | Active player |
One Hall of Famer in George Sisler and only Bob Chance was worse than average at the plate over the next 5 years. The average OPS+ of these players from the first table was 120 and over the next 5 years the average was 119. I don't believe first basemen have generally had long careers, but I thought it was interesting that in this group, 4 of the players played less than 6 years after the age of 23 and 2 of them didn't even make it 5 seasons.
Prior to now, we've been ignoring Rizzo's 2011 season. So far in his career he has a 100 OPS+, which puts him right after Eric Hosmer on the first list, which is why I cut the list off where I did. Looking at the entire career we find he'd rank 68th on the original list. Several of these guys weren't your average 1st baseman. They piled up the triples and stolen bases, something that Rizzo will not ever do. He has 1 career triple and only 5 stolen bases. That's not a bad thing, but many of these guys were adding value in ways that Rizzo never will.
If we consider the whole career and now look at the most similar players, this is what we get for production over their next 5 years.
OPS+ | Notes | |
Sean Casey | 111 | |
Ted Kluszewski | 118 | |
Daric Barton | 101 | 3 seasons |
Tony Perez | 131 | HOF |
Ed Stevens | 31 | played only 1 season |
Eric Hosmer | NA | |
Anthony Rizzo | NA | |
Paul Konerko | 114 | |
Elbie Fletcher | 130 | |
Ken Harrelson | 118 | |
Billy Goodman | 106 | |
Joe Pepitone | 109 |
The average of this group is 107.
I'm willing to give Rizzo's 2011 less weight than we typically would, but it still happened. What this means is that I think he'll do better than this group, but maybe not as well as the earlier group. But Rizzo is just one player so he could end up being in the Hall of Fame like 2 comparables. He could end up being out of the league for various reasons in short time too. It's probably somewhere in the middle. Expecting a Hall of Fame career is a bit riduclous and anticipating his career ends soon is equally ridiculous.
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GBTSQuote Reply
I wonder if Rizzo is noticing that rapidly approaching massive orb in the distance.
“That’s no moon. It’s a Vogelbach.”
GBTSQuote Reply
Do any of your Chrome-ites suffer from this white screen of death bullshit? I was enjoying this browser for about six weeks and them bam, it turns to shit following the last update. I uninstalled the update and reinstalled the old version, but the fucker updates itself like a fucking robot. So I uninstalled and reinstalled again and set the setting for: Don’t Fucking Update Yourself. But I think the bastard did anyway. Fucking bullshit.
Suburban kidQuote Reply
WaLiQuote Reply
GBTS wrote:
I’m probably higher on Vogelbach then anyone I know and Rizzo has nothing to worry about for now. Even the most aggressive approach puts Vogelbach in the 2015 periphery, after which Rizzo will have had 3 season to prove his worth.
Nice post, dmick.
MylesQuote Reply
Anyone got Insider?
http://insider.espn.go.com/mlb/hotstove12/story/_/id/8829572/chicago-cubs-window-contention-mlb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADXs2C4Vmho
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ Suburban kid:
I don’t know that I’ve had that problem, but I’ve had issues with Chrome anytime I’ve used it as my browser for more than a week. This has happened on multiple computers with different OS. I think Chrome desktop sucks. Love Chrome iOS though.
dmick89Quote Reply
@ Rice Cube:
It says:
I think you can figure out what it said based on that. It didn’t offer anything more than that in my opinion. I mean, what team won’t win it all in a few years if everything goes right? Even the Astros would.
dmick89Quote Reply
@ dmick89:
I’m glad I didn’t pay for that then 😀
Rice CubeQuote Reply
http://obstructedview.net/forums/topic/gun-control
dmick89Quote Reply
@ Rice Cube:
I don’t know why I still do. (dying laughing)
dmick89Quote Reply
@ dmick89:
This is unlikely to add to your conversation in there, but I was watching this last night…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXuCgD4cbHs
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Brett from BN just posted this about Terry Francona’s book:
http://www.bleachernation.com/2013/01/16/theo-epstein-probably-wasnt-solely-to-blame-for-the-red-soxs-woes-in-2011-and-2012/
Rice CubeQuote Reply
dmick89 wrote:
GBTS already broke the one damn rule that this site has ever established. (dying laughing)
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89 wrote:
SIC SEMPUR TYRANNIS
GBTSQuote Reply
@ dmick89:
(dying laughing) I was so confused at what happened. I was like “how did GBTS have a post edited by dmick89… and why did he just copy and paste what he said earlier without changing it to something funny?”
WaLiQuote Reply
I don’t think Rizzo will be quite as good as the second amendment.
GWQuote Reply
Apparently the 100 loss theory is bullshit. We’re winning the World Series in 2013!
From The Hobbiton Gazette:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/breaking/chi-cubs-20130116,0,235594.story
mikeakaleroyQuote Reply
New Aside
MylesQuote Reply
Myles wrote:
Plus, I still think the DH is a real possibility in the NL by then anyway.
Aisle424Quote Reply
@ GBTS:
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BerseliusQuote Reply
Suburban kid wrote:
The only real problem I’ve had with Chrome (i use the desktop PC version with XP) is that, if you don’t clean out your cache pretty regularly, it gets really slow. It also turns into a memory hog, especially if you run a bunch of extensions. I’ve never (crossing fingers) seen any white screen of death.
UrkQuote Reply
@ Urk:
I’ve noticed the memory hogging OK, but until this week I had found it to be a very fast and reliable browser. I currently use Vista unfortunately.
I looked around and found a lot of other users have this problem. They usually say it happens from visiting sites running Flash, but for me it happens with all sites. (Basically, load any page and you get a white screen. If you move your mouse around you can see where the links are and stuff, but it’s like clicking on a fresh pool of milk.)
/thought this was the IT help desk
Suburban kidQuote Reply
@ Myles:
I was hoping this would be a rival gun control thread where we could talk about the 2nd Amendment.
GBTSQuote Reply
http://www.awfulannouncing.com/2013/january/twitter-wars-brandon-mccarthy-vs-anime-fan.html
Strange but funny.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@EnricoPallazo
The syllabus to the D.C. v. Heller opinion summarizes the current view of the reach of the 2nd Amendment. If you’re really interested, find the whole opinion online somewhere, it’s pretty interesting.
GBTSQuote Reply
Holy. Shitballs.
http://deadspin.com/5976517/manti-teos-dead-girlfriend-is-a-hoax
Aisle424Quote Reply
@ Aisle424:
I don’t even
BerseliusQuote Reply
You guys are real, right?
GBTSQuote Reply
@ GBTS:
to me that says that you can possess any weapon that “is in common use at the time”. is that right? because wouldn’t that include tanks and fighter planes and so on? because those are used every day. or does “common use” indicate that it must be something that a decent percentage of the american non-military population is using?
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
I used to be involved in supplying Palm Pilots to the Mafia.
Yeah, I was involved in really organized crime.
Suburban kidQuote Reply
@ GBTS:
these are some of the realist people I know
GWQuote Reply
@ EnricoPallazzo:
Yeah, it means weapons that are commonly used by Americans as instruments of self-defense. Which, as the dissent notes, is really bizarre. Basically if enough of the population is using a certain type of weapon, they constitutionalize it.
GBTSQuote Reply
I mean.. There is not a victim as far as bubbs can tell in the Te’o thing as far as bubbs can tell right?
bubblesdachimpQuote Reply
@ bubblesdachimp:
Sanity was brutally raped here.
MishQuote Reply
bubblesdachimp wrote:
It’s not about there being a “victim.” It’s just mind-boggling that something that elaborate and so widely reported could be a complete hoax for SO LONG. It’s unbelievable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSuTDQAxVLo
Aisle424Quote Reply
Aisle424 wrote:
I think it’s funny that the media never looked into this thoroughly enough. Maybe some of these sportswriters and broadcasters would perform better at their jobs if they took some performance enhancing drugs. We’d be better off if that was the case.
dmick89Quote Reply
@ dmick89:
ESPN is now claiming they knew about it 10 days ago and were looking into it. (dying laughing) (dying laughing) (dying laughing)
Aisle424Quote Reply
Espn is a joke. I love how Deadspin shits on Espn all the time especially not correctly sourcing their info.
JonKneeVQuote Reply
Te’o.—>5th grade Akabari in chatrooms.
AkabariQuote Reply
But seriously, the fact that ANYONE is listening to him for a fucking second that he “met her online” is a complete asshole and ignores all the facts. Yet it seems like ESPN is totally willing to accept it.
AkabariQuote Reply
What. The. Fuck.
http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/01/16/lennay-kekua-manti-teos-fake-dead-girlfriend-was-real-says-arizona-cardinals-fullback-reagan-mauia-who-claims-to-have-met-her/
Aisle424Quote Reply
Maybe it’s a hoax inside a hoax. (dying laughing)
dmick89Quote Reply
This has been the most bizarre day.
Aisle424Quote Reply
I finally just read what this thread is about. (dying laughing)
My thoughts on Rizzo. I expect a .274/353/490 slash or something.
I am curious what we think he can actually do. I think Rizzo is going to be awesome. Like really awesome. I am drunk but yea. I trust in Rizzo
bubblesdachimpQuote Reply
http://teoing.tumblr.com/ (dying laughing) (dying laughing) (dying laughing) (dying laughing) (dying laughing) (dying laughing)
dmick89Quote Reply
GBTS wrote:
I can’t believe I missed this opportunity earlier, but Vogelbach’s problem is that he can’t rapidly approach anything
MylesQuote Reply
Also, as a Purdue grad, I literally cannot lose in this Manti T’eo situation
It feels great
MylesQuote Reply
@ Myles:
Come on man! According to Swarbrick last night, it’s a TRAGEDY!! I really like the part where he paused to fake cry. (dying laughing)
mikeakaleroyQuote Reply
@ Myles:
This story is so weird. It’s great though. It’s like a train wreck – and like bubbles says, there is no victim so you can just point and laugh.
WaLiQuote Reply
WaLi wrote:
False. My innocence is a victim.
Aisle424Quote Reply
@ Myles:
I’m a Purdue grad! Class of ’10
JonKneeVQuote Reply
I’m pretty convinced Te’o is gay and this was his cover that blew completely out of control.
GBTSQuote Reply
@ GBTS:
That’s where I’m at too. That’s the only story that makes sense. My ND coworker is in full denial mode though. It’s great adding fuel to the fire.
WaLiQuote Reply
The only possibly tragedy here is that if Te’o was truly duped (which I put at < 5%), then he's tragically stupid.
MishQuote Reply
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/ncaaf–manti-teo-girlfriend-hoax-notre-dame-jack-swarbrick-sincere-045713273.html
I like the part where Forde basically says, “you’d have to be real dumb to get fooled like this, but there’s a pretty good chance Te’o is dumb as fuck” without actually saying it.
GBTSQuote Reply
@ Mish:
I think theres a bit of tragedy if this whole thing is Te’o’s way of covering his homosexuality amidst the football culture of a Catholic University, which I personally think is most likely and is why I’ve kind of backed off. Te’o’s still an idiot and a liar in this scenario, don’t get me wrong, but it obviously changes things.
GBTSQuote Reply
Basically, if I were running a fake girlfriend sportsbook, the board would look something like this:
Gay: +180
Clueless, Gullible Mormon: +600
Lying for Heisman Publicity: +850
Pathologically Insane Person: +5000
GBTSQuote Reply
bubblesdachimp wrote:
That’s even optimistic by your standards, isn’t it? His career slugging is .402. Even if you discount 2011, which isn’t the best thing to do, he slugged .463 last year. CAIRO projects .469 this year (.348 wOBA).
One thing to keep in mind is that Rizzo was just plain terrible vs lefties (2011 and 2012). Small sample so far. He had a 62 wRC+ vs lefties in 2011 and 56 in 2012. We can expect that regress to the mean somewhat, but he hasn’t shown he can hit lefties. At all.
dmick89Quote Reply
@ GBTS:
I haven’t read much about this story at all, but what makes you think he’s gay?
dmick89Quote Reply
@ dmick89:
I guess it’s just the most believable scenario to me, why someone would go to these lengths to make a fake girlfriend. I suppose it’s entirely possible he was duped and the victim of an elaborate hoax, but that doesn’t explain why and he his family continually lied about meeting her in person. If you’re the most popular player on the most popular football team in the country, being able to say that your girlfriend that no one ever met just tragically died is a pretty solid answer to the question, “How come I never see Te’o with chicks?”
GBTSQuote Reply
@ GBTS:
I suppose, but to me this screams publicity. Gain the sympathy of the fans and media around this country and maybe help yourself come awards season.
I have read very little about this and don’t know if being gay has ever come up. People like sympathy and people even have a tendency to use that to their advantage. That seems like the easiest explanation.
dmick89Quote Reply
@ dmick89:
If you’re going to go the publicity route, then I actually think his story of being duped becomes more likely. Only a complete 100% fucking moron would make up the story of a dying cancer girlfriend from scratch and think it wouldn’t unravel.
If he actually was the victim of a targeted hoax (because, for example, maybe he’s a gullible Mormon), then maybe the lies make more sense. Maybe Te’o really did think he met his soul mate exclusively through online means and then he lied to the world about the extent of their relationship, either out of embarassment or because of the press he would receive.
I just can’t believe someone would be stupid enough to make this up entirely and think he could get away with it, even a collegiate athlete. He gave her a name and said what school she attended. That should have taken two seconds to figure out.
GBTSQuote Reply
Mr. Drummond ——————————–> not talkin’ bout anything
Suburban kidQuote Reply
I don’t believe there’s any chance he was duped. From what I’ve read, he was quite clearly in on this from the start. I don’t know. Seems more likely he’s a dumbass and this was about publicity than it is him hiding being gay since it doesn’t seem anybody else has mentioned that. It sounds reasonable, I’ll give you that, but at this time it doesn’t seem likely. IMO
dmick89Quote Reply
One of the bigger questions I have is how the fuck did Stanford not unravel this months ago?
Stanford University President opens newspaper
NATIONAL NEWS: HEISMAN CANDIDATE’S STANFORD GIRLFRIEND DIES OF LEUKEMIA
“Huh. I don’t remember that.”
Flips page
GBTSQuote Reply
@ GBTS:
@ WaLi:
My wife said this to me last night. Her gaydar is either really finely tuned or completely broken.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
In Memoriam
Suburban kidQuote Reply
@ GBTS:
I think it’s that they just didn’t give a shit. I don’t blame them. Maybe they looked it into and just didn’t want to say anything. Who knows?
dmick89Quote Reply
@ Suburban kid:
Just reminds me how fucked up those kids turned out to be.
dmick89Quote Reply
http://www.opposingviews.com/i/sports/ncaa-football/manti-te-o-being-gay-best-case-scenario
dmick89Quote Reply
@ dmick89:
Hmmm!
Maybe this whole situation is his version of the Jodie Foster speech…
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ Rice Cube:
Somehow this story is less confusing, though.
mikeakaleroyQuote Reply
JonKneeV wrote:
Class of ’09. Small world
MylesQuote Reply
I’ve opened up a forum for the Te’o discussions.
http://obstructedview.net/forums/topic/fake-dead-girlfriends
Aisle424Quote Reply
Aisle424 wrote:
(dying laughing) 😀
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ Rice Cube:
I wanted to keep it kind of general. You know, in case this ever comes up again.
Aisle424Quote Reply
@ Aisle424:
It’s a fairly common problem.
dmick89Quote Reply
My fake dead girlfriend cheated on me 🙁
WaLiQuote Reply
You guys don’t even want to know how I’ve killed my former ex dead girlfriends.
MishQuote Reply
MB – I got your email and will hopefully look at it over lunch. I definitely will get back to you by the end of the day unless I get lazy. (dying laughing)
MishQuote Reply
Myles wrote:
Class of aught eight. Old world.
Suburban kidQuote Reply
@ WaLi:
Sorry, she looked so hot.
dmick89Quote Reply
(dying laughing)
(dying laughing)
http://www.rantsports.com/mlb/2013/01/17/theo-epstein-should-be-drug-tested/
Oy.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ Rice Cube:
I can’t believe I clicked that link….
On a related note, my newest Twitter follower apparently writes for Rant but on the KC Chiefs side, so I haven’t yet determined if he’s an idiot too. I’m probably just a jabroni though, bro.
mikeakaleroyQuote Reply
@ Rice Cube:
Yeah but what’s Theo supposed to say…”Yeah, we’re building a perennial contender and we hope to get there around 2015-2017. But for 2013 and 2014 we’re gonna fucking suck ass so don’t bother following the Cubs or coming out to Wrigley because we are going to be fucking terrible. Just look at our new motto…..’Because We Have To’. That’s the only reason why I’m coming to the games”.
He still has to sell the 2013 and 2014 Cubs to the public. That’s a hard fucking job standing behind this current team and trying to be optimistic.
MuckerQuote Reply
@ Mucker:
He could’ve said that, but then Rant Sports would’ve killed him for it anyway. It’s just the way it is.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ Rice Cube:
Is that the same site that wanted to do a Q&A with MB?
MuckerQuote Reply
@ Mucker:
It was either me or 424. I wanted to do it, but 424 kept pulling this fake dead girlfriend shit.
dmick89Quote Reply
@ Mucker:
I assume so, but something about lacking confidence and it never happened…?
Rice CubeQuote Reply
dmick89 wrote:
I’m trying to think of a format in which a Q/A between OV and RS could happen and make any sense. Would it be an e-mail back/forth? Are they going to go back and write about it?
“Dmick89 Should Be Deported Back to Mexico”
Seriously, what would a “Q and A” session accomplish, besides making them look ever less intelligent than they already are?
MylesQuote Reply
What an ingenious scam, dm. It’s too bad you got caught, but I’m sure you’ve stashed away quite a nest egg.
http://www.latimes.com/business/money/la-fi-mo-man-outsourced-job-to-china-20130117,0,7296290.story
Suburban kidQuote Reply
@ Suburban kid:
Too bad he spent it all on fake dead hookers.
WaLiQuote Reply
I can’t wait for the inevitable Onion article to come out about this Te’o thing. It’s going to be glorious.
JonKneeVQuote Reply
MishQuote Reply
Lost in all the Te’o talk are a bunch of eyebrow raising moves in MLB the last two days. The Mike Napoli deal with the Red Sox, which was originally 3/$39M has been revised to 1/$5M(!!) with incentives. The A’s gave up at least one and maybe two pretty good pitching prospects for John Jaso (her?). Matt Harrison got a 5yr/$55M extension. And four teams are interested in Ryan Theriot.
GWQuote Reply
@ GW:
I choose to believe that Ryan Theriot is not a real person.
mikeakaleroyQuote Reply
At 1/5, I’d have taken a flier on Napoli for sure, even if his knee “looks like a can of chili”
MylesQuote Reply
@ Myles:
I thought the paycut was because he wasn’t hip.
#rimshot
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Sheraton ——–> official hotel of the Chicago Cubs
http://www.lodgingmagazine.com/News/News/Starwood-Plans-Sheraton-Hotel-Across-from-Wrigley-2523.aspx
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Sammy Sosa’s Bacon Number is 3
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Myles wrote:
This is why it just wouldn’t be any fun. It would also be frustrating.
dmick89Quote Reply
Rice Cube wrote:
Damnit, you’re right. I mis-typed, I knew that.
For your diligence, I’m giving you a raffle ticket for a lifetime OV membership
MylesQuote Reply
WTF
http://youtu.be/mo6RWtQk-q0
Suburban kidQuote Reply
(dying laughing) http://www.headingfortheexits.com/hfte-exclusive-chat-transcript-between-manti-teo-and-lennay-kekua/
The WreckardQuote Reply
@ The Wreckard:
1111!!111 rec’d LSA NAMBLA 1!1111 Turn it green!
Aisle424Quote Reply
@ The Wreckard:
Oh my.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
@ Suburban kid:
I think some of those weren’t done on-air, and therefore don’t count as bloopers (for instance, O’Reilly’s tantrum).
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
@ Rizzo the Rat:
You’re what Al’s kids would call a funsucker.
Suburban kidQuote Reply
@ JonKneeV:
I’m surprised they haven’t done anything yet.
dmick89Quote Reply
@ Suburban kid:
(dying laughing) I can’t even remember how that meme got started.
dmick89Quote Reply
@ Suburban kid:
connected by bad day on the block. holy shit.
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
I learned yesterday that I still owned the domain for anothercubsblog.net so I combined both installs (Bloguin and pre-Bloguin) and recreated the site with all the content: http://www.anothercubsblog.net/
/doubt-that-anybody-cares
dmick89Quote Reply
@ dmick89:
Oh, some of us do care. MO’s rants are gold and it makes it easier when they’re searchable.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
New shit: http://obstructedview.net/commentary-and-analysis/get-out-your-its-gonna-happen-signs-and-derosa-shirseys-its-cubs-convention-time.html
Aisle424Quote Reply
@ dmick89:
I forgot that ACB was all about the glorious scoreboard.
Suburban kidQuote Reply