Between the probably-too-late fire sale last summer and the labor unrest prolonged ownership cash grab over the offseason, the Cubs franchise has spent the least amount of time in decades living rent-free in my head. But as soon as the new CBA was finally ratified, like clockwork I found myself checking to see when the Cubs travel to Denver and itching to throw Pat Hughes on while I’m at work.
The Cubs have made a few moves this offseason, for once, but I’m not sure if anything actually moves the needle. Here’s a quick look at who’s new. Later* I’ll take a look at the depth chart and what’s gone on around the division.
New/New-ish Signings
Seiya Suzuki, RF
The Cubs signed Suzuki to a 5 year, $85m contract in early March, after things reopened following the owner-imposed lockout. Suzuki is 27 and was one of the top all-around players in Japan, posting a 1.000+ OPS and hitting 38 homers last season for the Hiroshima Carp. He’s also reportedly a plus defender, and his arrival probably ends whatever remaining chances Jason Heyward has to remain an everyday starter. He walked nearly as often as he struck out in NPB, which is certainly a skillset this team has been missing for some time. It’s tough to tell how his skills will translate to MLB, but most evaluators seem to think that even if he doesn’t break out, he has a pretty solid floor. If he does indeed break out in the bigs, given his relatively young age and relatively modest deal, this could end up being a steal for the Cubs down the road. Hopefully they can put enough guys around him.
Marcus Stroman, RHP
Stroman is a much more known quantity, posting multiple solid to great years with the Blue Jays after he made it to the bigs. Aside from a lost season struggling with shoulder and blister issues in 2018, he has posted 3-4 WAR every year. Most importantly for Cubs fans collective sanity, he has posted a walk rate much more reminiscent of Kyle Hendricks over the course of his career, especially since joining the NL. The Cubs signed him for a 3/71 deal just before the lockout, and he decided to go for the number 0 as his uniform number.
Wade Miley, LHP
Miley’s numbers have been up and down over the past few years, and he’s long been a That Guy around the league. He’s pretty much the poster child for League Average Pitcher in MLB right now, which has some value, though he did throw a no-hitter early last year during the bizarre rash of no-hitters around the league early in the season. The Cubs picked him up off waivers from the Reds during the offseason as they dumped salary. If I’m reading things right he’s basically on a 1/15 deal with the Cubs.
Andrelton Simmons, SS
This would have been a more exciting signing five years ago. Simmons signed for 1/4, and I’m hoping that he’s mostly backing up / mentoring Nico Hoerner rather than playing every day. For the first 7-8 years or so of his career he looked like the second coming of Ozzie Smith with the glove, and even managed to post above average offensive numbers a time or two. However, he had a putrid season at the plate last year, and his defensive numbers have taken a gigantic step back over the past three seasons.
Nick Madrigal, 2B
The Cubs picked up Madrigal from the White Sox in the Kimbrel trade, but he had recently had hamstring surgery and was out for the rest of the 2021 season. Continuing a theme of the Cubs picking up guys with skillsets they previously lacked, Madrigal is an extreme contact hitter. He’ll be under team control for another 4-5 years and could be an interesting ‘prospect’.
Clint Frazier, OF/DH
Frazier seems like he’ll probably get most of the DH plate appearances this year. He’s not nearly as good of a player as a remember from his days from the Yankees; he only posted a WAR above 1.0 once in his five years there. I guess my impression of him was inflated by all the Poscast hate. Jed Hoyer is not a listener as Frazier signed for 1/1.5. He’s been plagued by injuries for most of his career, and missed the back half of last season due to lingering dizziness and vision issues, but has a clean bill of health at the moment
Yan Gomes, C
Gomes has had a few solid years as an everyday starter, but is likely to settle into the above-average backup role for the rest of his career. He signed a 2/13 deal with the Cubs.
Drew Smyly, RHP
The Cubs signed Smyly back in 2017 as a Tommy John recovery lottery ticket, but his rehab took longer than they hoped. He was eventually traded and bounced around the league a bit, eventually landing as a back of the rotation guy on last years World Series Championship team.
There is also the usual couple of rando journeyman relievers who signed with the Cubs, maybe I’ll care enough to write about them once we find out if they made the team.
*At this rate, probably sometime in August
Comments
What? No warning that there was going to be a new thread. I wasn’t allowed days and weeks to gather myself for this event? This is bullshit.
dmick89Quote Reply
i share your outrage. i respectfully request a maximum of one new post every 24 months.
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
this is the first that i’ve heard of any fire sale. i think there may have been a post about it in july 2021, but with the irresponsible flurry of new shit, i have not yet had time to read it.
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
i like the return of the ghost runner rule. i would not also mind seeing the 7-inning double-header come back.
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
Don’t tell me what to do
berseliusQuote Reply
EnricoPallazzo,
There wasn’t even 500 comments in the last thread. Jesus Christ. We need to tighten things up around here.
dmick89Quote Reply
EnricoPallazzo,
(dying laughing)
dmick89Quote Reply
EnricoPallazzo,
I think I would be ambivalent about these rules if they were to remain. I would prefer the ghost runner not be activated until after the 12th inning. You don’t want your pitchers to get shredded? Win it in 9!
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Please observe the new Cubs slogan… It’s Different Here
Rice CubeQuote Reply
I miss “Let’s Go” from 2015-16. I also miss when the Cubs were good enough to have a confident slogan.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Perkins,
Gonna be tough for them to top “It’s a Way of Life”
berseliusQuote Reply
Fixed
PerkinsQuote Reply
berselius,
That’s never getting topped. That’s the Cal Ripken, Jr. of slogans.
dmick89Quote Reply
The Billy Ripken of slogans is simply FUCK FACE
berseliusQuote Reply
“that’s cub” and “cub together” were both fucking awful
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
I enjoyed “we’re trying”
Wenningtons Gorilla CockQuote Reply
Wenningtons Gorilla Cock,
Is that real? The sad thing is that it wouldn’t surprise me.
dmick89Quote Reply
Lord I hope that was real
Rice CubeQuote Reply
they tried to do it but it got struck down by the justice department as blatant false advertising
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
You guys are being too harsh, they’re just trying to honor Wrigley Field by setting their payroll at 1914 levels.
uncle daveQuote Reply
I distinctly remember it on commercials in the late ‘90s or early 2000s, though trying to find evidence now on Google isn’t turning anything up. (dying laughing)
Wenningtons Gorilla CockQuote Reply
Wenningtons Gorilla Cock,
I believe it probably was. It definitely sounds like a 90s slogan the previous ownership would have used.
dmick89Quote Reply
Probably a 30-second commercial that ran 90 times a day with Sammy Sosa highlights that finished with him saying “We’re trying.” Poor guy.
dmick89Quote Reply
Pujols—> STL
Will Smith’s hand –> Chris Rock’s face
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Rice Cube,
Kinda want the Cards to give Pujols 400 empty plate appearances and fail to make the playoffs as a result.
uncle daveQuote Reply
uncle dave,
He did get a hit in his spring debut!
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Initial rotation:
Cyle
Justin Steele (?!)
Stroman
Smyly, probably
I guess they wanted to split up Hendricks and Stroman
berseliusQuote Reply
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/04/04/sports/baseball/mike-montgomery-mets.html
berseliusQuote Reply
I think “It’s Different Here” works on many levels.
For new fans, it signals that losing is on its way.
For old fans, it sums up the feeling of living though a 5-yr Blip where everything felt strangely disconcerting and unreal, but then suddenly returned to normal.
BVSQuote Reply
BVS,
“It’s normal here”
berseliusQuote Reply
berseliusQuote Reply
Baseball is dying, you guys
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/04/06/opinion/baseball-nationalize.html
berseliusQuote Reply
berselius,
(dying laughing), there’s even a block grants reference. Apparently this guy is a right wing religious nutjob.
berseliusQuote Reply
Opening day tomorrow!
*checks calendar, has 5 hours of meetings*
😐
berseliusQuote Reply
berselius,
oh damn “please disperse” could be a very legit slogan for this team
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
berselius,
Thursday is my writing day. Guess I’ll have to write early.
BVSQuote Reply
(dying laughing)
berseliusQuote Reply
Forgot to make a series preview post last night (dying laughing). Enjoy the season opener. Or don’t. I can’t tell you what to do.
Cyle vs Burnes, 1:20 PM CT
berseliusQuote Reply
I don’t hate the Opening Day lineup, but mostly because I don’t have much choice and neither apparently did the Cubs.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
go cubs win
SKQuote Reply
To-day’s base ball squadron
DH Ortega
2B Madrigal
C Contreras
LF Happ
1B Schwindel
RF Suzuki
CF Heyward
3B Wisdom
SS Hoerner
P Cyle
berseliusQuote Reply
Nice to kick off the season with a TOOTBLAN (dying laughing)
berseliusQuote Reply
Woo, I had so much nostalgia for all the ways that the mlb web application’s various ads interact with my work firewall.
berseliusQuote Reply
Suzuki first PA is a walk, hopefully a harbinger for what’s to come.
berseliusQuote Reply
berselius,
Followed by his first MLB hit, yay.
berseliusQuote Reply
berselius,
And the Cubs first run of the season
berseliusQuote Reply
Nico!
berseliusQuote Reply
big opening day rally has to come durng Pat’s bathroom break of course it does
SKQuote Reply
Nice, I was assuming the inning was going to end right after Hoerner since Cyle would be batting, but not so much 😀
berseliusQuote Reply
The Brewers got cubed (dying laughing)
berseliusQuote Reply
same bullpen, who dis
berseliusQuote Reply
Happ!
berseliusQuote Reply
M ——–> inverted
berseliusQuote Reply
It’s been so long, I forgot to post the correct image
berseliusQuote Reply
New shit
http://www.obstructedview.net/cubs-5-brewers-4-2/
berseliusQuote Reply