Time: 7:00 PM CT
TV: TBS
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Jon Jay, LF |
Trea Turner, SS |
Will the Cubs win? No, but it could go either way.
538 Forecast: 51% chance of winning
Time: 7:00 PM CT
TV: TBS
Series Preview
Gameday
LINEUPS
Jon Jay, LF |
Trea Turner, SS |
Will the Cubs win? No, but it could go either way.
538 Forecast: 51% chance of winning
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It really COULD go either way.
That’s my additional analysis.
joshQuote Reply
The 1995 Braves won it all. They lost in the WS the next year.
The 1996 Yankees won it all. They lost in the ALDS the next year.
The 1997 Marlins won it all. They sucked the next year.
The 1998 Yankees won it all…
The 1999 Yankees won it all…
The 2000 Yankees won it all. They lost in the WS the next year.
The 2001 D-backs won it all. They lost in the NLDS the next year.
The 2002 Angels won it all. They sucked the next year.
The 2003 Marlins won it all. They sucked the next year.
The 2004 Red Sox won it all. They lost in the ALDS the next year.
The 2005 White Sox won it all. They sucked the next year.
The 2006 Cardinals won it all. They sucked the next year.
The 2007 Red Sox won it all. They lost in the ALCS the next year.
The 2008 Phillies won it all. They lost in the WS the next year.
The 2009 Yankees won it all. They lost in the ALCS the next year.
The 2010 Giants won it all. They sucked the next year.
The 2011 Cardinals won it all. They lost in the NLCS the next year.
The 2012 Giants won it all. They sucked the next year.
The 2013 Red Sox won it all. They sucked the next year.
The 2014 Giants won it all. They sucked the next year.
The 2015 Royals it all. They sucked the next year.
The 2016 Cubs won it all. They…at least made the playoffs.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Gio Gonzalez sucks. Let’s beat his brains in.
MylesQuote Reply
I must break you.
Myles,
joshQuote Reply
We got this. The Cubs should have felt embarrassed yesterday and they will carry that into this game. Cubs win 4-0.
WaLiQuote Reply
I would be down with a 20-0 lead by the end of the 1st inning so Kyle Hendricks can just throw strikes and dare them to hit 20 HR against him.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Rice Cube,
That would work.
dmick89Quote Reply
I’ve switched to the jersey that saw a 2016 Game 5 WS win. We’re going to win tonight.
North Side PatQuote Reply
gonna puke brb
uncle daveQuote Reply
Do something different. Score some fucking runs, please.
dmick89Quote Reply
Chicago Cubs baseball is on the air!
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
This game is being commentated at the intersection of Fire Joe Morgan and Awful Announcing.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Bat blessing by a priest for the Nats. May the Joker win.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Jay!
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
A challenge? Already?
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Why challenge that?
dmick89Quote Reply
Safe. Burn the challenge.
ceruleanQuote Reply
JAY baby! Broke up the nono
WaLiQuote Reply
Just a bit outside.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Bryant needs to stop striking out so much.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Kris having a rough couple days.
joshQuote Reply
All right, a lead.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Rice Cube,
1/20
joshQuote Reply
Not pretty, but I like the lead.
ceruleanQuote Reply
OK, can’t argue with that, I guess.
uncle daveQuote Reply
One time, Addy. C’mon.
uncle daveQuote Reply
Willbert.
ceruleanQuote Reply
I see the habit of Cubs hitters swinging at pitches out of the zone isn’t ending anytime soon.
JKVQuote Reply
Damnit.
uncle daveQuote Reply
bah!
joshQuote Reply
That could have been better.
dmick89Quote Reply
How predictable, Jason.
ceruleanQuote Reply
I wish Javy were hitting ahead of Heyward.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
At least there would be a chance for fireworks.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Ugh.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Broken bat BABIPed.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Ugh again.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
At least the Cubs know to bring the infield in. What was Dusty thinking?
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Baez!
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
BABIP giveth. BABIP (and great defense) taketh away.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Cubs pitching lately has been en fuego.
joshQuote Reply
josh,
Cubs STARTING pitching.
joshQuote Reply
I don’t envy Turner after that mugshot. Ouch.
ceruleanQuote Reply
“This is a really tasty toothpick.”
ceruleanQuote Reply
josh,
Even if the bullpen has been a dumpster fire, it’s still on fire.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Ugly AB by Kyle.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
My daughter just let the loudest, most hilarious fart. That can only mean good things.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
God damn it, what are we paying him for!?
joshQuote Reply
Not again.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
I hate Daniel Murphy
North Side PatQuote Reply
Fuck you and your retrograde views, Daniel Murphy.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Die in a fire, Murphy.
PerkinsQuote Reply
I hope Daniel Murphy has a fatal heart attack. Fuck that guy.
PerkinsQuote Reply
I spoke too soon! TOO SOOOOOON!
joshQuote Reply
Fuck this noise.
uncle daveQuote Reply
Jesus.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
That shift was stupid.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Welp, this was a fun season while it lasted.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Apparently not.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Oh, that’s bullshit. I don’t mind losing to Harper, but not to these dime-store runts. Fuck this.
uncle daveQuote Reply
Apparently the Cubs didn’t talk much about Taylor with their pitchers.
dmick89Quote Reply
Damnit
WaLiQuote Reply
At least it’s only the second, and not the 6th or 7th. Lots of baseball left. Why, we still can put in our bullp…..
Fuck.
North Side PatQuote Reply
Is joe waiting until it’s out of reach?
dmick89Quote Reply
Walking Harper? WTF?
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
dmick89,
Jesus yeah how much worse does it have to get?
joshQuote Reply
WAKE UP BATS!!!!
ceruleanQuote Reply
Sometimes I think Joe is managing an entirely different game than the one I’m watching.
dmick89Quote Reply
I had no problem with leaving Hendricks in there. Bad innings have no real predictive value.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
That was a terrible strike 3 call
North Side PatQuote Reply
That was not close to a strike, you dumb umpire.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Not great, Bob.
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
dammit come on
NateQuote Reply
Cmon Albert
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
YOU have no real predictive value!
joshQuote Reply
Once again, I wish Javy were hitting here.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
weeee addy first pitch grounder weeee yaay
uncle daveQuote Reply
Heyward is crushing those foul balls.
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
Not a fan of Jason Heyward getting PAs against a LHP in an elimination game where we’re trailing with the tying runs on.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
Sweet, more of that.
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
One more of those, please.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
moar wild pitches, plz. Also, runs.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
nope
uncle daveQuote Reply
Ugh, Heyward. Cubs could be up 6–4.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Both the first and third innings have ended with Heyward.
North Side PatQuote Reply
According to Gameday, Heyward would have needed go-go gadget arms to hit that pitch.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
I’m sure his dugout speeches between innings are super inspiring.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
Joe keeps Kyle on the mound. It’s a bold strategy…
North Side PatQuote Reply
Get the ball down, Kyle.
uncle daveQuote Reply
As long as Joe pinch-hits for Kyle next inning, I’m fine (he probably won’t).
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
He will PH, just with Lester.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
How can Happ only get one start this series?
JKVQuote Reply
I’m pretty sure the festering corpse of Matt Wieters hasn’t had two hits in a game all year. Sigh, Cubes.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
Hokay. So if you pull the plug on Hendricks, who comes in? You think about Lackey at all, or go straight to the regular bullpen guys?
(I know, they’ll run Hendricks out for one batter next inning, but hypothetically speaking, right?)
uncle daveQuote Reply
uncle dave,
Quintana (I hope).
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Quintana is who I’d put in
NateQuote Reply
Two days rest, right? Or am I not remembering correctly?
uncle daveQuote Reply
Fuck Koch, the Koch brothers, and Daniel Murphy. Ideological douchebags.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Fuck it up, Javy.
uncle daveQuote Reply
Pinch. Hitter. Now.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
God. Damn. It. Joe.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
I’m guessing he gets two batters before being pulled.
uncle daveQuote Reply
Maddon is a fucking idiot. This is the only time you know for sure you’re getting the platoon advantage for Schwarber.
dmick89Quote Reply
I hope they pinch-hit for Kyle next time.
(dying laughing)
(dying laughing)
(dying laughing)
ceruleanQuote Reply
If I ever hear about Maddon’s strategic brilliance again, I’ll puke
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
*pops in to see if the server crashed over Hendricks hitting*
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
It”s okay though, because Matt Albers will lead off.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Someone has to pitch on Saturday if the Cubs come back in this one.
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
Die in a plane crash, Nationals
PerkinsQuote Reply
Albers looks like a bad guy pitcher from a kids baseball movie
WaLiQuote Reply
Fixed.
(I am talking about the orange guy)
ceruleanQuote Reply
cerulean,
Also yes.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Where was that one, ump?
ceruleanQuote Reply
These kinds of managerial (non-)moves may be the best argument for the DH. They drive me crazy.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Joe could learn some things from Baker. Like when to pinch hit for the pitcher.
dmick89Quote Reply
cerulean,
Oh great, now we’re on the FBI watchlist.
joshQuote Reply
dmick89,
Combine Dusty’s quick hook with Joe’s knowing when to pull the infield in, and we have a manager!
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Scherzer is pitching 5 innings.
MylesQuote Reply
There is almost no chance Cubs score another run in this game.
MylesQuote Reply
Nah Scherzer is gonna be wild
NateQuote Reply
josh,
Matt Murton threats get you on the watchlist?
ceruleanQuote Reply
Hendricks is mediocre the third time through the order. Another reason not to let him hit.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
where the hell is quintana?
NateQuote Reply
cerulean,
You wouldn’t believe the pull he has.
joshQuote Reply
He runs Hendricks out there one more inning, he’s hitting on 19.
uncle daveQuote Reply
Light Scherzer up like a roman candle.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Less shots of Scherzer’s creepy ass eyes, please (dying laughing).
berseliusQuote Reply
Don’t swing at that crap.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
EXACTLY why i popped in
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
EnricoPallazzo,
well that and to see if there were any new posts about cast iron cookware
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
NOW Joe goes to the bench.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Gotta get Zo his ABs.
uncle daveQuote Reply
Scherzer is throwing gas but he’s catching a ton of the plate with his fastball.
JKVQuote Reply
(dying laughing) shut me right up
uncle daveQuote Reply
Russell!!!
berseliusQuote Reply
All the exclamation points!
berseliusQuote Reply
Addy!!!!!!!!!!!
dmick89Quote Reply
Addy!!!!!
PerkinsQuote Reply
Addison!!!!!!!!!
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
FUCK YEAH ADDY METAL UP YOUR ASS!!!!!11!!!1!
uncle daveQuote Reply
TIE GAME!!!!
LEAD!!!!
RRRRRRUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
EDIT: Needed more ones
ceruleanQuote Reply
Crush their fucking necks, Cubs.
PerkinsQuote Reply
I didn’t think Addy had much of a chance against Max. I love being wrong sometimes.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Fuck yes!!
WaLiQuote Reply
He walked Heyward… on purpose?
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Madison Bumgarner may have broken the curve for pitchers throwing on two days rest (dying laughing).
berseliusQuote Reply
Javybomb, please
ceruleanQuote Reply
I told ya Scwerzy bird was gonna be wild
NateQuote Reply
NOW fuck it up, Javy.
uncle daveQuote Reply
Natinals!!!
berseliusQuote Reply
He missed it
berseliusQuote Reply
(dying laughing)
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
(dying laughing)
(dying laughing)
(dying laughing)
(dying laughing)
(dying laughing)
(dying laughing)
ceruleanQuote Reply
dammit cubs I’m drinking all my beers
NateQuote Reply
I KNEW JAVY WOULD COME THROUGH!
North Side PatQuote Reply
Wieters had his back.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Holy shit (dying laughing)
WaLiQuote Reply
cerulean,
It’s the sort of thing you’d expect from a bat-first guy like him.
uncle daveQuote Reply
Basehit Tommy.
ceruleanQuote Reply
(dying laughing)
North Side PatQuote Reply
Catcher’s interference (dying laughing)
ceruleanQuote Reply
If the Cubs win this, Wieters never buys a drink in Chicago again.
uncle daveQuote Reply
C’mon Jay.
ceruleanQuote Reply
via GIPHY
berseliusQuote Reply
Lo(dying laughing)ol
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Hard to buy when you’ll probably be drowning in drink.
And another run…
ceruleanQuote Reply
Holy shit (dying laughing)
uncle daveQuote Reply
KB redemption time please.
ceruleanQuote Reply
(dying laughing)
WaLiQuote Reply
Damn. But more like that please.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Kris Bryant could show up any game now.
JKVQuote Reply
False.
MylesQuote Reply
Scherzer: 10 ABs, 0 Ks
JKVQuote Reply
Jesus, it’s only the middle of the fifth.
uncle daveQuote Reply
berselius,
I love any excuse to use this, it makes me (dying laughing) every time.
berseliusQuote Reply
Throw strikes.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
JKV,
Javy struck out.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Baseball is crazy.
dmick89Quote Reply
Man, do not give them anything back.
uncle daveQuote Reply
“this is literally the dumbest thing i’ve read on the internet, congratulations!”
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
yeah i might be pretty wasted by the end of this game
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
EnricoPallazzo,
By the end of it?
uncle daveQuote Reply
Come on.
MylesQuote Reply
DP please.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Another Satisfied Customer
MylesQuote Reply
I’m going at this game sober. For now.
joshQuote Reply
I’ve been unable to comment til now. My stomach is a mess already. Might not survive another 4.5 innings.
But no Montgomery?
BVSQuote Reply
cerulean,
TWSS
joshQuote Reply
Can Davis go for a 5 inning save?
North Side PatQuote Reply
playoffs do not equate to sobriety for this fellow
NateQuote Reply
Did Duensing throw an eephus for ball 1?
BVSQuote Reply
This is a long game.
dmick89Quote Reply
God Stroop please.
ceruleanQuote Reply
It’s really weird to be scared of a Michael Taylor AB
JKVQuote Reply
dmick89,
Gonna get longer with Parade of the Bullpens.
BVSQuote Reply
cerulean,
God Stroop indeed.
uncle daveQuote Reply
Still have a bad feeling.
MylesQuote Reply
By the way, anyone who uses their middle initial is a jabroni
JKVQuote Reply
Strop!
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
josh,
cerulean,
Cerulean is ahead of us.
BVSQuote Reply
Hats to the motherfucking left.
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
Me too. But then, I can’t remember the last time I had a good feeling about the Cubs in the playoffs.
Maybe Game 6, 2003. (dying laughing)
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
josh,
I’ve had a bottle of abt 12 taunting me on the shelf for the past two weeks, that I bought to celebrate my promotion. I’ve been too sick to drink it (dying laughing).
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
Stroop!
MylesQuote Reply
When have the Cubs ever blown a 3-run lead in a big game?
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Not only that, you’re too lazy to log in.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
Scherzer out. I’m actually a little sad about that.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
Matt Murton is still president.
ceruleanQuote Reply
According to every insurance commercial, on average they’ll save you money on your car insurance. Which ones don’t save you money?
JKVQuote Reply
I’ve grown weary of Anthony Rizzo making outs today.
Make runs, dummy.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
1, 3, 5, games and innings.
ceruleanQuote Reply
JKV,
I’m suspicious of beings without belly buttons.
BVSQuote Reply
Berselius is too lazy to log in,
Time to get your sick-drunk on
joshQuote Reply
josh,
Just make sure you have a bucket handy.
Congrats on the promotion, btw.
BVSQuote Reply
#notAStrike
ceruleanQuote Reply
josh,
Also running on about three hours sleep due to a grant proposal deadline. Two sips and I’d probably be out cold (dying laughing).
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
btw,
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
#wasAStrike (dying laughing)
ceruleanQuote Reply
Natinals!!!!
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
Lo(dying laughing)o(dying laughing)olo
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
(dying laughing)
dmick89Quote Reply
Still not enough ones
ceruleanQuote Reply
Berselius is too lazy to log in,
(dying laughing)
dmick89Quote Reply
I don’t know what the fuck is going on with this game but I’ll take it.
joshQuote Reply
Heyward has now ended 3 innings. 5 LOB.
North Side PatQuote Reply
He is really playing the long game.
ceruleanQuote Reply
I think this is on Dusty for not challenging that. Baez should have been out when his backswing hit Wieters.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Berselius is too lazy to log in,
NSF Bio announced no-deadline grant programs this week.
BVSQuote Reply
Strikes, please.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
I really like Contreras.
ceruleanQuote Reply
10
North Side PatQuote Reply
This
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
BVS,
Sweet deal. Hopefully nsf mathematical sciences does the same. Too bad I can’t apply for NSF here though due to the overheads.
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
Math fail:
ceruleanQuote Reply
Hey look, Joe is bringing in a LHP to face Harper.
PerkinsQuote Reply
There isn’t much relief in this Nationals lineup.
dmick89Quote Reply
Dusty didn’t want to waste his last challenge. That would be ridiculous.
ceruleanQuote Reply
I still want Quintana, is that not gonna happen?
NateQuote Reply
I suspect Dusty didn’t challenge because it’s a pretty obscure rule, but he should have talked to the umpires, at least.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
I’m turning into my parents, reacting to HRs on replay as if they were live (dying laughing).
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
He did
BVSQuote Reply
Making you look good.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
To be honest, I’m not sure if a light tap on a backswing would count as obstruction.
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
Jesus, Monty.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Jesus Christ.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
I’m pretty angry about this. You can’t walk the tying run to the plate.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Fuck. Come on, Montgomery.
dmick89Quote Reply
Berselius is too lazy to log in,
Get some sleep tonight
BVSQuote Reply
I hate these announcers
MylesQuote Reply
I’ve never really understood this organization’s love of Montgomery.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
You would think Montgomery, after getting the most important out in Cubs history, would be able to come into these situations and not get rattled.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
I really hope Murphy has a fatal heart attack.
PerkinsQuote Reply
dmick89,
Maybe I was wrong wanting Monty instead of Duensing earlier
BVSQuote Reply
Yeah, this bullpen is a fucking joke.
dmick89Quote Reply
Monty just can’t succeed in high leverage moments smh
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
This IBB is dumb.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Joe doing his best to lose this game.
JKVQuote Reply
OH MAN
ceruleanQuote Reply
whew
more runs plz. No lead is safe with this bullpen.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
(dying laughing)
ceruleanQuote Reply
9
Not that I have any faith this pen can actually get this many more outs and hold the lead.
North Side PatQuote Reply
QUINTANA MUST I SHOUT
NateQuote Reply
I’ll bet they’ll find some way to six of those outs.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
Montgomery has looked bad for some time.
MylesQuote Reply
(dying laughing) saving Schwarber to use against the lefty.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
I must say that I am happy to have Heyward’s glove in the game.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Damn, solid knock by War Bear. Looked like it was a couple feet from being a HR.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Dented the wall and no double to show for it.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Let’s get some more runs
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
Jay!
PerkinsQuote Reply
Screw the closer, please.
PerkinsQuote Reply
BRYZZO TIME.
Like, for real, please.
ceruleanQuote Reply
About time for a KB bomb.
dmick89Quote Reply
Shut you right up
JKVQuote Reply
It did. Happily.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
KBRBI
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
I guess I’ll take it.
dmick89Quote Reply
Not wild about that slide by Jay
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
bryZZO TIME?
ceruleanQuote Reply
That’s going to be interference.
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
Not acc to Ron Darling
BVSQuote Reply
Wow that made up for every missed call the last few days
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
BVS,
Or the umps. Glad you were wrong dmick
BVSQuote Reply
I assume Wade Davis is getting six outs tonight.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Now tell me the Cubs will lose this game.
ceruleanQuote Reply
So many outs for this bullpen still.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
Assuming he can get one.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Good CJ please
EDIT: That was…unsurprising.
North Side PatQuote Reply
cerulean,
Yeah, I suppose I assume he’ll be asked to get six.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Yeah 9 outs feels like a fucking eternity right now. We are roland deschain taking that first step across the desert.
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
Enderman, please.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Here we fucking go.
dmick89Quote Reply
Uh oh CJ
BVSQuote Reply
THROW SOME DAMN STRIKES.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Trying to move the 8th up an inning here.
uncle daveQuote Reply
I think we are going to see a starter in the game again.
BVSQuote Reply
Just fucking pull him. Fucking wilson is better. Leonys martin at this point.
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
Edwards is done.
MylesQuote Reply
Wow.
uncle daveQuote Reply
You can’t walk people with a three-run lead late in the game.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
I guess it’s Lackey and the bullpen in a possible game one.
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
Quintana. Let’s hope it’s more like a Lester situation than a Scherzer situation.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Well, assuming the Cubs hold on here, Quintana could still start NLCS 1 if he doesn’t throw too many pitches.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Berselius is too lazy to log in,
Depends—this is probably Quintana’s throw day.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Rizzo the Rat,
Have you watched this bullpen? That’s the one thing they thrive at.
dmick89Quote Reply
I’m fine with that. I’ll gladly punt game 1 of the NLCS if it means they hang on tonight.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
Though if you’re going to do this against anyone it might as well be against Kershaw.
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
CJ: Hold my Gatorade.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
Berselius is too lazy to log in,
I had a choose your own adventure book based on a one-game playoff when I was a kid. If you rested your ace for game one of the World Series, you lost. You gotta get there.
uncle daveQuote Reply
No DP please
ceruleanQuote Reply
Yeah, if you’re going to punt against anyone, punt against Kershaw.
PerkinsQuote Reply
uncle dave,
I get it, and I like that managers are being more creative with their starters in the playoffs but there has to be a point of diminishing returns somewhere.
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
Almost worked. Fuck you BABIP gods.
ceruleanQuote Reply
This sucks.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Berselius is too lazy to log in,
I mean, if he doesn’t get out of this inning, the point is here.
uncle daveQuote Reply
The fucking strike zones in this series.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Berselius is too lazy to log in,
Plus, I’d like to think that Maddon makes all of his big decisions based on choose your own adventure books.
uncle daveQuote Reply
(dying laughing)
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
Strikes, please.
dmick89Quote Reply
Outs, plz.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
You gotta get this knuckle-dragging miscreant out.
uncle daveQuote Reply
Unreal.
dmick89Quote Reply
Cubs gonna lose this game
MylesQuote Reply
According to the Cubs, Jayson Werth is the scariest batter to pitch to. Christ.
JKVQuote Reply
Fuck. You can’t lose this way.
uncle daveQuote Reply
The Dodgers are laughing.
dmick89Quote Reply
WHY DID YOU WALK WERTH TO LOAD THE BASES FOR HARPER, YOU IDIOT.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
uncle daveQuote Reply
Davis in for a seven out save opportunity.
PerkinsQuote Reply
John Lackey might end up with a save in this game (dying laughing).
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
Lucky 7 for Davis.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Wow. He doesn’t go all the way to the 9th, does he?
uncle daveQuote Reply
Wow. 9th will be interesting now.
BVSQuote Reply
I’m not a lackey advocate but how the fuck has he not been put in yet? Why even have him on the roster? Is maddon saving him to close out the game?
EnricoPallazzoQuote Reply
Ump wouldn’t call a strike a strike.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Even if the Cubs pull this one off, it won’t have been worth the mental anguish.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
This makes me miss Aroldis Chapman. Davis for a 7-our save is nonsense.
dmick89Quote Reply
Berselius is too lazy to log in,
If he starts the 9th clean with a two-run lead…
uncle daveQuote Reply
Not if he gives up a HR here.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
9 runs is not going to be enough
JKVQuote Reply
Arrieta on 0 days rest.
MylesQuote Reply
So if we make it out of this game with a win, does Rondon replace Edwards? Uehara on roster too?
BVSQuote Reply
Smokestack Lightning,
(dying laughing)
uncle daveQuote Reply
*slighly unclenches*
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
Screw the fucking closer!!!!
North Side PatQuote Reply
hoo
uncle daveQuote Reply
How was that only the 7th inning?!?!?
joshQuote Reply
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
Berselius is too lazy to log in,
I’m gonna be shitting diamonds in the morning.
BVSQuote Reply
BVS,
I’d bet Rondon replaces Wilson and Edwards doesn’t get many high leverage opportunities.
PerkinsQuote Reply
We’re gonna need a bigger boat. And by boat I mean lead.
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
I’d like some more Cubs runs, plz. Thanks in advance.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
Blow up Jack Reliever please.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Smokestack Lightning,
(dying laughing)
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
I miss when the cubs hit home runs.
JKVQuote Reply
Willy got some wheels, tho
uncle daveQuote Reply
Odd inning two out magic don’t fail me now!
EDIT: Oh, it’s the eight inning now. I thought we were in a loop, destined to repeat a seventh inning that would never end. (dying laughing)
ceruleanQuote Reply
Me too. That team had a good offense.
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
I’m saying that as they score 9 runs. (dying laughing)
dmick89Quote Reply
6 outs, please.
MylesQuote Reply
To be sure, they scored them, but did they really earn them.
ceruleanQuote Reply
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THROW FUCKING STRIKES FUCK FUCK FUCK
uncle daveQuote Reply
Eighth goddamn walk of the game. This one with none out.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
There’s no way Davis gets through this game with a lead.
dmick89Quote Reply
cerulean,
Lazy Cubs taking handouts from the Nationals smh
berseliusQuote Reply
Uuuuuuuugggg
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Ground ball please.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Justin Wilson, John Lackey, and Leonys Martin left in the Cubs pen
berseliusQuote Reply
Wade Davis is going to kill the concept of bringing in your closer early for good.
uncle daveQuote Reply
Fucking damn it, Wade, get outs.
PerkinsQuote Reply
I know Lackey throws strikes. Now, granted, they usually go over the fence. But I know he’ll throw strikes.
JKVQuote Reply
I hate this game.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
The Cubs deserve to lose fhis.
dmick89Quote Reply
I hope the Cubs figure out a way to assemble a bullpen this offseason.
dmick89Quote Reply
I’m glad the Cubs won’t bring back Davis. The hell is this crap?
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
Eighth fucking inning.
uncle daveQuote Reply
Thank the maker
berseliusQuote Reply
Probably a good idea to lay off the guys with the 10+% walk rates for a little while, I would say.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
FUCK YEAH
More grounders please.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Great. Taylor again.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
FUCK IT UP, JAVY. DAMN.
uncle daveQuote Reply
On the radio you hear someone yell “GOOD YOU DESERVE IT”
joshQuote Reply
Robot umps please. It’s for their own safety.
ceruleanQuote Reply
cerulean,
(dying laughing)
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
😐
berseliusQuote Reply
Good god.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Michael Taylor can also die in a fire.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Michael Taylor? Really?
dmick89Quote Reply
Apparently, he’s super good at sports.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
Does he have a home in California?
ceruleanQuote Reply
Fuck this guy. Seriously.
uncle daveQuote Reply
Why is Contreras having such trouble catching ball?
BVSQuote Reply
Cubs lose.
dmick89Quote Reply
Sigh.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
This game is like old school NBA Jam when the AI starts cheating. The gods have it out for us this time. Penance for last year. No way the Cubs hold on.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
OMG. Just stop.
BVSQuote Reply
WAG to pitcher please.
ceruleanQuote Reply
I get letting Davis get through this inning, but you gotta get someone up for the ninth. Assuming we get there. He just doesn’t have anything left in the tank.
uncle daveQuote Reply
Question right now is does anyone on that staff think they can pitch a baseball at this point?
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
It’s hard to believe nobody was up and ready in the pen when this inning started.
dmick89Quote Reply
I don’t think I’ve ever seen this kind of relentless slow meltdown from a pitching staff before. Literally nobody can get it done. Nobody.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
OUT—foot came off while the tag was on.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Out
dmick89Quote Reply
Smokestack Lightning,
I’ve never actually wanted to see John Lackey in a ballgame, but…
uncle daveQuote Reply
Safe
BVSQuote Reply
please please please please
uncle daveQuote Reply
Yes!!!!
PerkinsQuote Reply
No fucking way
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
Whoa.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
(dying laughing)O(dying laughing)O(dying laughing)
joshQuote Reply
Nats just got hosed
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
hell
yes
ceruleanQuote Reply
BVS,
Shut me right up
BVSQuote Reply
holy jesus
uncle daveQuote Reply
This could be our strategy. Walk them on. Try to pick them off. Hope for the best.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
Cubs need several runs here.
PerkinsQuote Reply
I thought they might overturn it because Pat and Ron are kind of the worst at calling those close ones and they were like “I don’t think they can overturn it.”
joshQuote Reply
Runs, plz.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
That’s fine—all this suffering builds character.
ceruleanQuote Reply
This game.. Fuck
WaLiQuote Reply
All I know is I’m thrilled both Heyward and Martin are hitting this inning.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
This might be the most batshit crazy playoff game I’ve seen. Davis due up 4th.
North Side PatQuote Reply
Wish they had showed that side by side replay earlier, it was 1000x more convincing.
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
Even if cubs win oog mad oog not sleep for this farce of ball game
oogQuote Reply
J-Hey is just burnt out at the plate 🙁
joshQuote Reply
Damnit, Javy.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Jesus, Javy.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Man, I wish the Cubs would have been able to grab Doolittle.
uncle daveQuote Reply
According to Gameday, the pitch Javy just swung at was actually thrown to the upper deck.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
Can you at least make the guy throw more than one pitch this whole fucking inning
oogQuote Reply
Baez. Slow down and think.
BVSQuote Reply
Based on the play of both these teams in this series, the Dodgers should just be allowed to advance directly to the World Series.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
(dying laughing) at these fucking guys with signs
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
PerkinsQuote Reply
I thought Javy swings at balls in the dirt
WaLiQuote Reply
Sigh
ceruleanQuote Reply
I will be stunned if the Cubs get through the 9th unscathed.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
Supremely confident about this.
uncle daveQuote Reply
Perkins,
All four of them.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Berselius is too lazy to log in,
I thought he was out.
dmick89Quote Reply
dodgers_in_0 (mercy rule)
oogQuote Reply
I accepted a loss about 2 innings ago. Now watch Davis go 1-2-3 against the top of the order somehow. Because baseball.
JKVQuote Reply
This assumes that the Dodgers can’t ham it up with the best of them. They were the best in baseball at just that for a few weeks.
ceruleanQuote Reply
At least get someone up in the bullpen
joshQuote Reply
dmick89,
I thought he was probably safe. But mostly thought there was no possible way they overturned it. I wish more broadcasts could sync up replays quickly like they did after the break.
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
JKV,
It’s going to go extras. You’re aware of this right?
joshQuote Reply
It also doesn’t help that the few strikes the Cubs are throwing aren’t getting called as strikes.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
2
ceruleanQuote Reply
Smokestack Lightning,
The umpires in this series should commit ritual suicide for calling such atrocious zones.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Jesus.
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
1
(Now it’s too many ones)
ceruleanQuote Reply
Harper is exactly the guy I want the fate of the season to come down to.
TheVanQuote Reply
Wow. Contreras is flexible
BVSQuote Reply
But then there would be no umps left and we would have to resort to robo…
Oh, okay.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Can it get better than this!? (dying laughing)
ceruleanQuote Reply
The life on his fastball—no wonder Contreras has been missing it.
ceruleanQuote Reply
*exhales for five minutes*
Berselius is too lazy to log inQuote Reply
Wow
ceruleanQuote Reply
ho.ly.shit.
joshQuote Reply
Davis!!!!!!!
dmick89Quote Reply
Holy shitsnacks.
uncle daveQuote Reply
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
I never doubted them for a second.
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
And they win! The nerve.
oogQuote Reply
Wow, man. Got Harper, to boot.
uncle daveQuote Reply
I feel like right after I rolled my car 25 yr ago, without the broken collarbone.
BVSQuote Reply
Yay.
WaLiQuote Reply
Bump
JKVQuote Reply
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
Russell has great command of sports cliches
BVSQuote Reply
That was the craziest Cubs’ winner-take-all clincher I have seen since the last time they had a winner-take-all clincher.
ceruleanQuote Reply
This is awesome but that game sucked the life out of me (dying laughing)
WaLiQuote Reply
False.
MylesQuote Reply
Fact that will blow your mind: Kyle Hendricks started this game.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Maybe.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
Wade threw some epic pitches to Harper. Hell of a way to win it.
joshQuote Reply
That was some of the worst umpiring I’ve seen. I don’t think it favored one team. It was just bad all around.
dmick89Quote Reply
At least Michael Taylor isn’t on the Dodgers.
dmick89Quote Reply
So… Maybe Quintana for game 1? He only threw 12 pitches.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
cerulean,
This game started?
Rizzo the RatQuote Reply
cerulean,
He started the clincher against the Dodgers (LCS) and the Indians (WS) last season. He didn’t have a great game, but he did stick around and he settled down. He should have been taken out, but the Cubs won so whatever. (dying laughing)
dmick89Quote Reply
(dying laughing), Jake already ripped the sleeves off of his tshirt
berseliusQuote Reply
We have always be playing baseball against east Asia.
ceruleanQuote Reply
Hey guys. I enjoyed that win, but I don’t think I have a working heart anymore.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
I managed to stay sober that whole game.
joshQuote Reply
Smokestack Lightning,
That’s my guess, unless they pitch Lackey
BVSQuote Reply
Give Davis all the money.
MylesQuote Reply
I still can’t believe it.
uncle daveQuote Reply
josh,
That’s almost a bigger feat than the outcome of this game.
BVSQuote Reply
Either Lackey or Leonys Martin to start Game 1.
MylesQuote Reply
Fixed
berseliusQuote Reply
It could go either way.
berseliusQuote Reply
Backswings will be reviewable next year.
ceruleanQuote Reply
TBS crew is hung up on Javy’s backswing that made contact with Wieters. According to the rules, it’s a dead ball. Should it be? Javy didn’t intentionally hit him with the backswing and Wieters was leaning forward trying to block the ball. I don’t know. I’m not sure I like that rule. Javy’s backswing didn’t impact the play. Wieters just missed it and then he threw it away.
dmick89Quote Reply
They’ll make Lackey pitch 9 regardless of score.
joshQuote Reply
Big, if true.
Smokestack LightningQuote Reply
berselius,
He, Lester and Lackey probably had personalized shirts with #MAGA on the back.
dmick89Quote Reply
Quintana has to go in game one, right? Quintana and then Lester on three days rest?
dmick89Quote Reply
Dusty looks so miserable.
#withDustyWeRusty
ceruleanQuote Reply
Crazy stat of today’s game?
Win: Brian Duensing
(dying laughing) (dying laughing) (dying laughing)
BVSQuote Reply
cerulean,
He sounds worse than I’ve ever heard him.
dmick89Quote Reply
BVS,
Davis should get the win and save.
dmick89Quote Reply
dmick89,
He sounds ready to shuffle off this mortal coil.
ceruleanQuote Reply
New shit http://obstructedview.net/nlds-game-5-cubs-9-nationals-8/
berseliusQuote Reply
ceruleanQuote Reply
Exhausting, but awesome. I think Quintana starts game 1 next series.
UrkQuote Reply