I’m mostly kidding about the title but not really, as objectively the Dodgers are quite good at baseball, but then again the Cubs have also shown some promise and given us cause to be excited, so perhaps it will be another situation where the Cubs win one, lose one, and the third game is a coin flip just as in the opening series against the defending World Series champs. But I saw this random tweet from Baseball-Reference and had a chuckle:
The Cubs have only played six games and those guys up top in Assad and Imanaga have only pitched once each, but I guess B-Ref needed content and engagement so we got it! It certainly is nice to have 0.00 ERAs instead of whatever obscene number Kyle Freeland currently has. This also motivated me to just look some stuff up on the 2024 Cubs so far. Yeah sure the small sample size caveats absolutely apply, but it’s still fun to look at!
Batting Average: Yeah, nobody should really look at this these days, but it’s still fun to see five Cubs regulars batting .300 or above, and of course that is totally sustainable. The Cubs are led by Ian Happ’s .391 which was boosted by his one bonkers game where he just hit everything, and followed by Christopher Morel (who is making contact like crazy), Seiya Suzuki (ditto), Michael Busch (who reached this with the Rockies series when he warmed up in the cold, ironic, don’t you think), and Dansby Swanson. In limited action, Garrett Cooper is also hitting .500 because that’s what matchups do!
On-Base Percentage: Because the Cubs are playing new Moneyball, we like guys who get on base, and it seems Ian Happ is doing that at a .500 clip. Including Happ, seven Cubs regulars have OBPs at .370 or above, and the team lead in walks is shared between Happ, Mike Tauchman (!), and Nico Hoerner (!!!) at five each. Everyone but Yan Gomes has reached base safely so far, so poor Gas Money is obviously washed and should retire now.
Power: The Cubs have smacked a few homers so far and that’s been fun! Even if we ignore Garrett Cooper’s ridiculous small sample line, we have Christopher Morel and Seiya Suzuki leading the way with two bombs apiece, and Morel’s regular-ish lead in OPS is 1.131 which is fun.
Defense: Ewww, six errors already. This is a bit more visual because of Morel’s early troubles at the hot corner, but I feel like they’ll give him just a tad more leash to clean it up. Dansby and Nico being sloppy is also rather unexpected, but I’m going to say it’s the weather and Texas being lame.
Anyway, just fun stuff to do on a Cubs off day while barely listening to this HR seminar.
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Cerami says the Cubs actually lead in OBP so that’s cool too
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Carl’s Jr —-> Iowa Cubs
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The Cardinals are currently losing. The Tigers may never lose again.
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stupid marlins
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Cardinals no longer losing because Marlins are useless
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Mets still have a hilarious chance to go into extra innings and lose in both games of a double header
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berselius,
stupid mets
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Wow I have superpowers now
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Wow, a pox on the house of Dodger
https://www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2024/04/04/shohei-ohtani-first-dodgers-hr/
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Rice Cube,
I am suddenly rooting for a chain of season-ending injuries to key Dodgers. Except for Mookie Betts, who seems generally awesome.
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Well, I don’t want them infirmed, but would not object to a lengthy losing streak starting tomorrow
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Bah
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Series Preview: Los Angeles Dodgers of Los Angeles (7-2) at Chicago Cubs (4-2):
The Dodgers are really good
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Dang, old pal J-Hey is on the DL with a back injury. A true team guy, hurting his back in solidarity with Bert.
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berselius,
Full Counsell Effect, 3x 1-run wins this weekend /locks in bet
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To-day’s base ball squadron
LF Happ
RF Suzuki
CF Belli
DH Morel
SS Swanson
1B Busch
2B Hoerner
3B Madrigal
C Gomes
P Cyle
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berselius,
Do hope Morel gets a bit more runway at 3B but today makes sense with Kyle the contact manager…Morel seems to be in his own head sometimes but maybe they can get him a sports psychologist to work that out, the range is there, the arm is there, just gotta put it all together, but I don’t think they have the luxury of too much more time.
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I don’t take too much away from errors in the last series, the conditions were shit. Even Dansby has had some rough times.
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berselius,
I think Morel gets all of April at least to figure it out, Texas turf and rainy Wrigley were certainly not helpful
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(dying laughing) at PTI calling LeBetard a “human rainforest”
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Hooray useless knowledge
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berselius,
Rice Cube,
I don’t think it’s all that psychological because he’s never been very good at third and hasn’t been that much worse lately. Conditions are still shit, and he can still practice like crazy focusing on 3B. DH-ing is not like when he’s switching positions every other day trying to make adjustments back and forth, so it’s still a much different plan. Hendricks is likely to see a lot of balls in play, and you simply can’t afford to give the Dodgers extra outs.
No offense, but I do pretty much hate the “give him runway” metaphor. He’s not getting up to speed or improving his efficiency. He’s trying to stop screwing up all the time, and that’s not what runways are for (dying Boeing).
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andcounting,
The easiest solution is for Matt Shaw to hit the crap out of the ball in AAA and push his way onto the roster at 3b
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berselius,
Love his TLDR at fangraphs:
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berselius,
He sure looked pretty damn close to being ready in spring training.
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andcounting,
This is all fair, I’m all for a non-screwing-up Morel
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May the wind pull a Mega-Maid in the Cubs’ favor today
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Chicago Cubs baseball is on the air!
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Betts/Ohtani/Freeman is such a joke (dying laughing). That’s going to be 1–3 in the NL All-Star lineup as well.
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Cubs lose
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Dodgers gonna Dodger
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Cubs defense 💩 so far
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Is the Cubs defense broken, my column:
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Dodgers finding randos throwing 98 undefeated
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Nothing but strikeouts from literally the hardest throwing and lightest throwing starting pitchers in the majors (based on fastballs).
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Mookie why you so good
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Swandong!
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Dansby woo
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Swansonic BOOM!
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Cubs = Dodgers confirmed
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Oh so that’s what a Madrigal does
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Still feels weird every time we see Prior coming out as the pitching coach.
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Seems like the netting down the 1b line is way baggier this year, maybe Nike is branching out from uniforms
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let’s go seyia clap clap clap-clap-clap
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Wow that was an insane bounce
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Let’s still go Seiya (dying laughing)
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Wild
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This inning is making me feel good about the Cubs offense.
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In play run(s)
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Go Seiya indeed
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Holy crap, Seiya!
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This might be the first time I’ve seen a starter shelled on their birthday (dying laughing)
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What an unbelievable at bat.
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Cubs bat around, you love to see it
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(dying laughing)
I’ve never seen a pitcher go from total dominance to totally dominated from the first to the second inning quite that dramatically.
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andcounting,
They looked at their iPads in the dugout for like 30 seconds before running back on defense and timed him up fast!
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Madrigal pickin
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(dying laughing) Cyle reaction
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berselius,
That wow is as GIF-worthy as it gets.
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Dang almost a double dong day for Dansby
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(some other word that starts with d)
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🌳🌳🌳
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Someone get that ball back, you’re very likely to meet the actual Michael Busch
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Busch with a HR against the team that traded him. You love to see it.
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Good contact day, Jesus. A lot of loud outs to go with the loud not-outs.
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andcounting,
Then Madrigal with a trademark slappy roller through the right side. (dying laughing)
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Cubs are feasting on pitches/PA today too
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let’s go nominative determinism
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berselius,
cmon outman, live up to your name smh
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Nick Madrigal ate his Wheaties
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omg nico
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I apologize for anything bad I may have said about the defense, I love you Cubs
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Defense!
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would not be sad if the Cubs emptied the Dodgers bullpen today
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Let’s go ahead and call it.
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Dodgers too good, Kyle losing zone bad
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All things considered this was a better start for Kyle than the one in Texas, rough slate to pull to start the season for him but gotta find a way for him to get through at least five more often than not
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Somehow the Cubs retain the lead
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I think having Morel mostly DH and Madrigal at 3B is probably the best plan until Shaw is ready.
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Where did this Drew Smyly come from (dying laughing)
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Perkins,
Wisdom will inexplicably survive to play vs lhp
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DodgErs
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LFG ian
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DodgErs!
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These mlb astrology ad bits are weird (dying laughing)
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Perkins,
It has to be on Counsell’s mind to some degree but I do think Morel gets his time at 3B until Shaw is ready (which honestly might not be until June even if he’s blazing)
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Great work by Smyly
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Mookie Betts washed, better sit him for the rest of the series imo
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These Dodgers road grays look like crap. Weirdly reflecty
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Two runs is like nothing against this team so I hope they bat around next inning
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phew
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Merryweather with the brass nuts there
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F the closer. Or don’t. I can’t tell the Cubs what to do.
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Jeebus this dodgers lineup
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wow he’s out
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Busch!
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False
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This series is going to get 0% easier the rest of the way. Whew.
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berselius,
The closer did almost get F’d, but thankfully infield defense made magic
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andcounting,
Wicks is at least a different look so maybe he can sort of negate the lefties in that Dodger lineup some, he hoped
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Rice Cube,
Sure, but the point is, today was pretty much an average offensive day today. 6.4 runs a game, no games with fewer than 5 runs. If the wind changes direction, this shit is going to be wild.
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Oh no rockies
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berselius,
Edit: woo Rockies!
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berselius,
Woooooow. Nice recovery.
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Let’s go Iowa
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New shit https://www.obstructedview.net/cubs-9-dodgers-7/
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