The Cubs unloaded for six homeruns on Pirates pitching, including a shot from Tyler Colvin that reached the Allegheny River.
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This Pirates’ Cinderella story is ending like if the Prince picked up the glass slipper, shattered it and stabbed Cinderella in the throat with the shards.
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A little something for all you Tony LaRussa haters out there…
Chris DickersonQuote Reply
This is old, but it still makes me happy. The solution to all the Cubs rundown problems:
http://mobile.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/baserunner-caught-in-rundown-bites-cyanide-capsule,20710/?mobile=true
BottleasmokeQuote Reply
[quote name=Chris Dickerson]A little something for all you Tony LaRussa haters out there…[/quote]Matt Holliday is going to spike the shit out of Thomas Edison’s great great grandchildren.
GBTSQuote Reply
My stance on celebrating is: Do it when it’s warranted.
In high school, I intercepted a pass off a guy who seemed nice. Wasn’t a prick or anything, so I tossed the ball to the ref and jogged to the sideline.
Another time, I put a RB into the ground. He was running his mouth non-stop before that. When I did that, I hopped up, said something not nice and my team and I were fired up.
Don’t start shit, won’t be shit.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
And I realize there’s no law against talking in football. But there’s no law in me hitting you harder than I normally would and telling you you’re a fucking faget afterward.
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(dying laughing) Joke about women drivers.
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[quote name=Dr. Aneus Taint]My stance on celebrating is: It’s up to you. What’s your pleasure?[/quote]Kool story, bro.
AndCountingQuote Reply
[quote name=AndCounting]It’s up to you. What’s your pleasure?[/quote]
Come on!
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
Carlos Rogers ——————-> SF
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MishQuote Reply
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I love herpes on my meat.
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[quote name=Dr. Aneus Taint][/quote]Why’s Brooks wearing a lime green condom on his head?
MuckerQuote Reply
[quote name=Muckey]Why’s Brooks wearing a lime green condom on his head?[/quote]
The team had kabsa for lunch.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Dr. Aneus Taint]I love herpes on my meat.[/quote]
What is that supposed to say? (dying laughing)
Also, anyone hear that LaRussa was going off on a Milwaukee reporter?
http://www.wralsportsfan.com/voices/blogpost/9946100/
WaLiQuote Reply
[quote name=Dr. Aneus Taint]The team had kabsa for lunch.[/quote](dying laughing)
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[quote name=Dr. Aneus Taint]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuInkEF_dQg[/quote]
I was thinking about cats
BerseliusQuote Reply
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Video-Brendan-Ryan-plunders-A-8217-s-reaches-?urn=mlb-wp14775
Was it fair to score it defensive indifference? I don’t think there’s a provision in the rules for gross incompetence so it seems about as close as you can get.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Dr. Aneus Taint]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3s19jjEeHE
(dying laughing) Joke about women drivers.[/quote](dying laughing) wow that is pathetic.
WaLiQuote Reply
[quote name=Dr. Aneus Taint]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3s19jjEeHE
(dying laughing) Joke about women drivers.[/quote]
That’s some extreme shit right there
BerseliusQuote Reply
Wife: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”
Husband: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”
Wife: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”
Husband: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. Where’s the car?”
Wife: “In the swimming pool.”
WaLiQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]That’s some extreme shit right there[/quote]
The one who didn’t fall won by default!
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=WaLi]Wife: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”
Husband: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”
Wife: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”
Husband: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. Where’s the car?”
Wife: “In the swimming pool.”[/quote]
She’s still wrong.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=WaLi]Wife: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”
Husband: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”
Wife: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”
Husband: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. Where’s the car?”
Wife: “In the swimming pool.”[/quote](dying laughing)
mb21Quote Reply
JG- i suggest we 49er hijack this thread
dylanjQuote Reply
[quote name=Alvin Yellon]Pet peeve: misplaced apostrophe. “Gammon’s”? RT @JulieDiCaro: @TheGarfoose your butt out-tweeted Peter Gammon’s.[/quote]
(dying laughing)
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=dylanj]JG- i suggest we 49er hijack this thread[/quote]I suggest you start an Unobstructed View about the 49ers.
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=mb21]I suggest you start an Unobstructed View about the 49ers.[/quote]
shut me right up
dylanjQuote Reply
but it sounds like too much work.
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Who do you Niners fagets project to make the playoffs in the NFC this year?
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Rams Packers Falcons Eagles TB
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[quote name=dylanj]but it sounds like too much work.[/quote]
http://obstructedview.net/unobstructed-views/general/for-lazy-49ers-fans-who-couldnt-be-bothered-to-open-a-thread-themselves.html
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Where did everybody go?
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ECHO!!!!!
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(echo)
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[quote name=Aisle424]http://obstructedview.net/unobstructed-views/general/for-lazy-49ers-fans-who-couldnt-be-bothered-to-open-a-thread-themselves.html[/quote]
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[quote name=Berselius]Who do you Niners fagets project to make the playoffs in the NFC this year?[/quote]
PHI
GB
NO
STL
NYG
ATL
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
I read this in Jack Handey’s voice.
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[quote name=Dr. Aneus Taint]PHI
GB
NO
STL
NYG
ATL[/quote]
That’s what I have too. I wanted to leave NYG off the list but couldn’t come up with a team that I liked better. I like DET if Stafford manages to stay healthy.
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]That’s what I have too. I wanted to leave NYG off the list but couldn’t come up with a team that I liked better. I like DET if Stafford manages to stay healthy.[/quote]I think DET has a good chance. Their defense should be amazing this year.
WaLiQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]That’s what I have too. I wanted to leave NYG off the list but couldn’t come up with a team that I liked better. I like DET if Stafford manages to stay healthy.[/quote]
Yeah, you know there will be a surprise team or two. I haven’t looked at everyone’s roster yet, but DET is a good call there. MIN too. Hell, even CAR could get to 7 wins or so.
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[quote name=WaLi]I think DET has a good chance. Their defense should be amazing this year.[/quote]
They’re going to eat the shitty GB and CHI olines for breakfast
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[quote name=Dr. Aneus Taint]Yeah, you know there will be a surprise team or two. I haven’t looked at everyone’s roster yet, but DET is a good call there. MIN too. Hell, even CAR could get to 7 wins or so.[/quote]
Yeah, agreed on MIN. It’s impossible to take anything away from McNabb’s tenure in Washington other than reconfirmation that the Redskins brass are morons (dying laughing).
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[quote name=Berselius]They’re going to eat the shitty GB and CHI olines for breakfast[/quote]Unfortunately for the Bears, this is true.
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Jeff Antigua looks about ready for AA.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
Antigua is ready for AA
Kirk is ready for Daytona
Wang is ready for Peoria
DeVoss is ready for Peoria as well
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KG
Brett Jackson, OF, Cubs (Triple-A Iowa): 2-for-4, HR (4), R, RBI, K. Three home runs in last five days but concerns about swing-and-miss grow with 27 strikeouts in 68 at-bats since promotion.
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[quote name=Mish]KG
Brett Jackson, OF, Cubs (Triple-A Iowa): 2-for-4, HR (4), R, RBI, K. Three home runs in last five days but concerns about swing-and-miss grow with 27 strikeouts in 68 at-bats since promotion.[/quote]
So it’s not just me…
Rice CubeQuote Reply
new: http://obstructedview.net/chicago-cubs/articles/checking-up-on-the-cubs-top-prospects-part-2.html
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