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Daily Facepalm 3.12.12 – Garza struggles

In Facepalm, News And Rumors by berselius60 Comments

Garza has a rough outing While the Cubs starters have been impressive in their short outings for far this spring, Matt Garza ran into trouble in the second and had to be pulled after walking in a run or two. He's mostly just working on his fastball and changeup, and batters were sitting on it. He told Muskat: I’ve been …

Garza and Cubs vs. Lilly and Dodgers (for 3 innings or so)

In Game Threads by aisle424120 Comments

The Cubs are taking on the Dodgers today in the latest practice game.  You can watch on WGN-TV, keep track on Gameday, or listen to the MLB broadcast in Gameday Audio.  The game begins at 2pm Central Time.  Probably. We really can't be sure. Cubs lineup: Kim DeJesus' husband – RF Asshair Burner – 2B The Chosen One – SS …

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Projecting the 2012 Cubs: Left Field

In Projections by dmick89159 Comments

We've yet to show the projections for any of the outfielders and since I've been going around the horn, we'll start with left field. I'm breaking this into four posts: one for each position and then one for the backups. Despite a .289 OBP last season, Alfonso Soriano managed to post a .325 wOBA, which was good for league average …

Fun with Photoshop

In Unobstructed Views by Obstructed View StaffLeave a Comment

Actually it's fun with GIMP as I didn't buy Photoshop, but I thought I'd share this in an unOV so I don't derail your regular conversations about politics and Game of Thrones.  Enjoy! Indy Theo Parody

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Daily Facepalm 3.8.2012 – ST Cubs Not Entirely Depressing

In Facepalm by andcounting208 Comments

Cubs win! Cubs win! Cubs win! The Cubs brought their spring training record up to the .500 level with a win against the vaunted Kansas City Royals. Shut up, someone could vaunt about them. But yesterday the main vauntworthy performance came from Jeff Samardzija, who faced just nine batters in three shutout innings in his effort to join the best …

Players told to get sleep or else

In Commentary And Analysis, Facepalm, News And Rumors by dmick89120 Comments

MESA, Ariz. — Theo Epstein laid down the law at the Cubs Convention, stating firmly the organization would no longer tolerate players who enjoy the nightlife at the expense of getting a good night's sleep. "It's been a factor in ruining some careers," the team president said. "And I'm sure it's been an impediment to the Cubs in winning. … …

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Projecting the 2012 Cubs: Paul Maholm

In Projections by berselius239 Comments

Next we move to the newest Cubs starter, Paul Maholm. Maholm stat-gathered 13.9 fWAR (11.1 rWAR) in his seven seasons with the Pirates, but it seems like he's been around a lot longer. Some years he was the defacto ace of the staff, and during his tenure he was certainly the most consistent member of their rotations that featured the …