The title is more of a play on words suggesting that a few of the Cubs’ top performers are on the shelf in one way or another, but yet they soldier on! We put a wrap on the whole Shohei saga, talk about mostly the poor (but oddly acceptable) result of the Miami series, what to do with Kyle Hendricks, and more.
You can check out the podcast page or just click on the embedded players below. You can also use the sidebar to get to our Apple Podcast pages and leave a nice review and rating if it pleases you.
/
RSS Feed
Comments
I’ve been wanting to use that title for a while, and although the team isn’t exactly self-destructing, losing a lot of key guys in a short span is never fun and the fact that they’re still one of the best teams in MLB is kind of miraculous.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Diamondbacks column was rough.
βΎοΈ Immaculate Grid 386 9/9:
Rarity: 41
IMMACULATE!
π©π©π©
π©π©π©
π©π©π©
Play at:
https://immaculategrid.com
@immaculategrid x @baseball_ref
PerkinsQuote Reply
Resilience!
https://www.marqueesportsnetwork.com/what-the-cubs-are-most-proud-of-three-weeks-into-the-2024-season/
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Happy bday, Immanuel Kant
My name is Kant and Iβm here to change your narrative
Check out my derivation of the categorical imperative
(shamelessly paraphrased from Chidiβs rap musical about Kierkegaard on The Good Place)
berseliusQuote Reply
Rice Cube,
Defense rating better /nerd
berseliusQuote Reply
Ventriloquism is the new market inefficiency
https://www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2024/04/22/aaron-boone-just-got-ejected-despite-saying-literally-nothing/
Rice CubeQuote Reply
From Robothal’s notes piece in the athletic ($)
berseliusQuote Reply
I mean he probably heard through the schmollusion grapevine that he wasn’t getting better than the Cubs offer so whatever, damage control
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Dammit Edwin (dying laughing)
βΎοΈ Immaculate Grid 386 9/9:
Rarity: 18
IMMACULATE!
π©π©π©
π©π©π©
π©π©π©
Play at:
https://immaculategrid.com
@immaculategrid x @baseball_ref
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Stress free scoreboard watching this time of year, with all results currently satisfying me
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Reds lose
Brewers lose…which unfortunately means Pirates win
Cards losing but let’s see how Arizona decides to play this
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Gotta love Centralized futility.
andcountingQuote Reply
Dishonor on Arizona and their cow
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Well crap.
andcountingQuote Reply
meh
βΎοΈ Immaculate Grid 387 9/9:
Rarity: 14
IMMACULATE!
π©π©π©
π©π©π©
π©π©π©
Play at:
https://immaculategrid.com
@immaculategrid x @baseball_ref
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Feel free to wildly speculate
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Rice Cube,
I thought that Wesneski is locked out for like 15 days or something
berseliusQuote Reply
Rice Cube,
But for wild speculation: madrigal DFA and Cyle to the IL with David Patton disease
berseliusQuote Reply
berselius,
Someone is going to the IL but I don’t think it’s Happ
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Bah
βΎοΈ Immaculate Grid 387 9/9:
Rarity: 66
IMMACULATE!
π©π©π©
π©π©π©
π©π©π©
Play at:
https://immaculategrid.com
@immaculategrid x @baseball_ref
PerkinsQuote Reply
Garrett Cooper —–> DFA
berseliusQuote Reply
Patrick Wisdom survives and advances yet again
berseliusQuote Reply
This is pretty surprising. Heβs going to get picked up somewhere.
andcountingQuote Reply
andcounting,
31%K rate.
If Mervis doesn’t work out, they can send him back and bring David Peralta up.
Latest rumor is possibly 2 P on the DL, which comports to David Patton epidemic.
Maybe Smyly to DL. He was favoring something last weekend…knee, ankle, hammy…
BVSQuote Reply
andcounting,
Maybe we can trade him for a flier on a A ball pitcher or something like international FA $$$
BVSQuote Reply
Cooper DFA
Kyle & Smyly –> IL
Mervis, Wesneski, Little –> Cubs
Rice CubeQuote Reply
I guess this keeps Ben Brown in the rotation for a while longer as well.
berseliusQuote Reply
To-day’s base ball squadron vs RHP French
2B Nico
LF Happ
CF Belli
1B Busch
3B Morel
SS Swanson
RF Tauchman
DH Mervis
C Amaya
P Wicks
berseliusQuote Reply
berselius,
I hope the French surrender
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Rice Cube,
If they toss some of their cheese my way before then that would also be great
berseliusQuote Reply
BVS,
Yeah, through 41 PAs. Still a 115 OPS+ and .341 OBP. That K rate is going to be around 27% , definitely nothing that surprised or disappointed thus far. It seems like they are confident enough in Busch to play him and Mervis (DH) against righties and keep easing him into more at bats against lefties to see how he does. Iβm sure Wisdom will get some starts at 1B as well, but Cooper must have just been a safety net for if Busch needed to get sent down. He had to be pretty much βmeets expectationsβ in the limited opportunity he got.
andcountingQuote Reply
Iβm doubling down on the Cyle Closer project. They can test him out of the bullpen in his βrehabβ stint in AAA.
andcountingQuote Reply
That was a first inning I recently enjoyed
berseliusQuote Reply
andcounting,
I think that was the goal with both Cooper and Dom Smith.
Where did Smith end up anyway?
BVSQuote Reply
For all the changes to encourage base stealing, the cubs are pretty bad at it
berseliusQuote Reply
berselius,
It is rather perplexing and displeasing
Rice CubeQuote Reply
It seems the Brewers have lost again
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Why do so many baseball players have terrible mustaches?
andcountingQuote Reply
Belli hurt? π’
berseliusQuote Reply
Ban obliques, he wildly speculated
berseliusQuote Reply
I don’t love the guy but surprised to hear so many boos for Altuve at Wrigley
berseliusQuote Reply
Ban brick walls.
andcountingQuote Reply
Cards down 14-1, you hate to see it
berseliusQuote Reply
The brick wall is bad
Hope Belli OK
Rice CubeQuote Reply
I want my Belli back, Belli back,
I want my Belli back, Belli back,
Belliiiiiiiβs, Belliβs bad riiiibs.
andcountingQuote Reply
andcounting,
*deep voice* barbecue sauce
berseliusQuote Reply
(dying laughing)
andcountingQuote Reply
Tauchmann
berseliusQuote Reply
Tauch βem all!
andcountingQuote Reply
(dying laughing) @ White Sox
andcountingQuote Reply
M —–> inverted
berseliusQuote Reply
Songββββ> damned
andcountingQuote Reply
Just got back to catch the end of a decent Cubs victory, yay
Rice CubeQuote Reply
andcounting,
They scored five more runs than they usually do, so it’s a moral victory
berseliusQuote Reply
Post-game comments suggest Belli feels fine, let’s see what happens when he wakes up tomorrow
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Rice Cube,
whew
berseliusQuote Reply
I don’t know. Why?
BVSQuote Reply
BVS,
To catch flies.
andcountingQuote Reply
andcounting,
I hope none of them swallow a spider
berseliusQuote Reply
As someone who participated in awareness events for prostate cancer fundraising, I can tell you that there is no such thing as a good mustache unless you’re Ned Flanders
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Got to use Mr Cub yay
βΎοΈ Immaculate Grid 388 9/9:
Rarity: 15
IMMACULATE!
π©π©π©
π©π©π©
π©π©π©
Play at:
https://immaculategrid.com
@immaculategrid x @baseball_ref
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Rice Cube,
Once your stache goes gray it *can* look good again. Not that I plan to do that anytime soon once it all filters through (dying laughing).
berseliusQuote Reply
Free shipping!
https://throwflame.com/products/thermonator-robodog/
berseliusQuote Reply
berselius,
This seems like a terrible idea (dying laughing)
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Fun https://blogs.fangraphs.com/kyle-hendricks-talks-pitching/
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Whoops
https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2024/04/giants-blake-snell-injured-list-adductor-strain.html
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Fractured rib, X-rays being negative are lame then! Need a new machine
Rice CubeQuote Reply
PCAββ-> Codyβs rib replacement
andcountingQuote Reply
New shit we wish we didn’t have to shit –> https://www.obstructedview.net/well-crap-see-you-in-a-few-cody/
Rice CubeQuote Reply