I chose the Craig jpg by berselius mostly because it’s funny, not because the Cubs are bad. In fact, if we take a look right now (before they play the second game of their series at Fenway as of this writing), the Chicago North Side Baseball Club is actually the fourth best team in the majors, albeit third best in the National League and still lurking behind the division-leading Milwaukee Brewers, who must have some residual Counsell Magic in them. Time will tell who comes out on top, but the early returns of a team now ravaged by injury and suffering at times from sporadic underperformance gives me a bit more confidence than I otherwise should have. Holding a wild card spot comfortably this early in the season doesn’t mean anything really, but it’s better than the alternative.
Shota Imanaga
Anecdotally it seems like Shota has been really good at his command, and while I am bracing myself for the blowup start we probably all feared when we first looked at his scouting report, limiting the walks and really just controlling the zone and giving up a minimum of big bombs has helped him snag a place in history as he has factored into five victories in his first five career MLB starts. Also anecdotally, why he’s supposed to be an extreme fly ball pitcher, he seems to be getting a lot of outs on the ground, and at least in the last game against the Red Sox, has shown proficiency at fielding his position. Imagine Shota Imanaga, Rookie of the Year, Cy Young, and Gold Glove winner? Or don’t, I can’t tell you what to do (also it’s still April).
A Slump-Proof Offense?
The Cubs were incredibly lucky during the spring, but that luck has not persisted into the regular season with regards to injury as two key bats are out in Cody Bellinger and Seiya Suzuki. In limited action, Pete Crow-Armstrong finally got his first knocks and RsBI, and probably looks more comfortable here because there is no expectation he will stay up when Cody and Seiya come back. That’s probably because Mike Tauchman (?!) has continued to play well, which I guess we both didn’t and should expect, given his ability to drive up pitch counts and take his base if there’s nothing doing in his plate appearance. Tauchman (along with various Cubs and really a lot of batters, after all, baseball is hard) does have the issue where he is late swinging at 90s heat, but it does seem like when one guy goes oh-for, some other guys step up, so you have a continuously grindy offense one-through-nine in the order that gives opposing pitchers fits, and then you see things like Hall of Fame-to-be pitcher Justin Verlander not even going a full five innings, or formerly really-hard-to-score-on pitcher Kutter Crawford finally giving up more than a single run. Just for funsies, if we count everyone who has contributed on offense so far this season, the Cubs are collectively batting .250/.330/.411, scoring 5.38 runs/game to rank fifth amongst all MLB clubs for offensive output. And we didn’t even gush about Michael Busch yet.
Defensive (Mis)Adventures
This is again kind of anecdotal and I’m not going to look up the defensive stats because I just don’t care that much right now, but it does appear the Cubs have some things to clean up on defense. Dansby Swanson should probably be more careful with his throws on “routine” plays, they have to determine when to charge the ball and/or just pocket it, etc. The thing AC was bugged about re: Michael Busch picking the baseball seems like a persistent issue, as there were a few plays that you assume a competent first baseman should just, you know, catch the ball. Throws in the dirt are more problematic for any first baseman, but there are a handful where you kind of know that an Anthony Rizzo would have picked it clean. So there are things to work on, but I’m confident they’ll figure it out, just as they have with the bullpen during this chunk of season where they’re just riding the storm out.
Pesky Brewers
I don’t even think you can attribute their record to an easy schedule, but unlike the Cubs, the Brewers have had a few NL Central matchups and have done well in those. I had started this season thinking that all five Central clubs had a shot at the division, but it would appear that the flaws of the other three teams are more glaring that those of the Brewers and Cubs. We will find out a little bit about the mettle of the guys at the top of this division when the Cubs face the Brewers (and simultaneously a Central foe) for the first time in May.
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Enrolled in the Shota Imanaga School of Fan Pandering
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Garrett Cooper –> Sox of the Red variety
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All Cubs today including the legendary Bryan LaHair
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Perkins,
I too used Bryan Lahair!
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Another grindy inning, no score but trusting the process
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Happ has figured out the Monster, Morel has big arm
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Cubs should remember that they can also get hits with less than two outs.
berseliusQuote Reply
Zooming out from this series, I’m glad that Oli Marmol poisoned the well for Tyler O’Neil to stick around in stl
berseliusQuote Reply
Just when I was about to say an 8-run lead is certifiably unblowable it ballooned by another run.
andcountingQuote Reply
Well this one turned into a flusher quickly.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Hoping for one (1) Cubs run today just for trivia purposes
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Shit.
andcountingQuote Reply
Brown Little Brewer was never going to work as a pitching sequence, was it?
andcountingQuote Reply
andcounting,
Little letting in extra runs probably switched them to mop up mode, kind of disappointed Mervis didn’t channel some of his former pitching prowess
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Left to get falafel when it was 8-0, oh no cubs
berseliusQuote Reply
That was disappointing
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Keep it up Yankees
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Son of a bitch
Wicks with forearm tightness
https://twitter.com/sahadevsharma/status/1784377480041656344?t=8piBE6ws-s_Adlw36xnEYA&s=19
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Goddamn the injury hits just keep coming. Let’s hope forearm tightness isn’t the usual harbinger of TJS.
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Rice Cube,
Woof
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Meh
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Rough draw
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This Kruk story was fun
https://twitter.com/_piccone/status/1784409490634293317?t=b0L7C9i5Yk4LZrXEZl11Lw&s=19
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Yankees are so disappointing
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Yankees now pouring it on, you hate to see it
berseliusQuote Reply
Wicks going on IL, got some pitching reinforcements but unsure how good
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Cards lose in extras
berseliusQuote Reply
Reds also lose
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Updates on Wicks and Belli seem at least optimistic
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Hmm, so…
Cards lose
Brewers lose
Reds lose
Pirates currently losing
The Cubs should probably win tonight
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Nice to see the Yankees murdolate the Brewers again.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Pirates also lose
Go Cubs
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I just found out the A’s are in third place and I don’t know what it means but it can’t be good
https://twitter.com/susanslusser/status/1784702801584750771?t=v_G9D6uQrspuuYjrT6BgMQ&s=19
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Well tonight’s game is on ESPN and my Sirius XM subscription just expired so GameDay it is
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Don’t interview players in game FFS
berseliusQuote Reply
berselius,
I think it’s probably OK in spring training but not during a game that matters
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(dying laughing) Nike you jackasses
https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/40046470/mlb-modify-uniforms-player-complaints-per-memo?_nocache
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seems like it’s been nothing but shit like this ‘weak ass grounder hits the bag’ this game for the Sox
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Karl Ravech is just a pricky little prick.
andcountingQuote Reply
Morel might as well be a catcher cuz he’s getting roughed up.
andcountingQuote Reply
Man, I forgot how much I hate the SNB production.
berseliusQuote Reply
Just show the fucking game
berseliusQuote Reply
Looking forward to getting out of this carnival sideshow park
berseliusQuote Reply
In retrospect it’s probably better I can’t watch or listen to this game 😬
Rice CubeQuote Reply
This series ams dildos.
PerkinsQuote Reply
A RUN
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*pulse detected*
berseliusQuote Reply
Tauchman!!!
andcountingQuote Reply
TAUCHMAN!
berseliusQuote Reply
They will at least show 47 replays of that homer.
andcountingQuote Reply
Tauchman can stay
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Palencia was good 😮
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Madrigal hit a ball in the air, if anyone asks why I died of shock
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Bummer
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I guess Palencia stole Lieter’s mojo. Did not have the splitter tonight
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Damn Twins
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Uh, it rounded down
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I guess click on this to not spoil outright but this is what I did (dying laughing)
https://www.obstructedview.net/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/Screen-Shot-2024-04-29-at-8.50.44-AM.png
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Rice Cube,
Wut
PerkinsQuote Reply
Perkins,
I found a lot of random guys with way < 1% scores and it rounded down to 0 (dying laughing)
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Rice Cube,
Rice Cube,
Anyone other than Pedro Strop, Spencer Patton, or Travis Wood for LF is incorrect. (dying laughing)
andcountingQuote Reply
andcounting,
I felt like a lot of folks might remember Wood in LF in the playoffs (which I’m unsure is allowed since IG is for regular season) so didn’t try it
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andcounting,
Don’t forget Sean Marshall.
Though I used Jason Dubois at a robust 0.07%
PerkinsQuote Reply
To day’s base ball squadron:
Hoerner 2B
Tauchman RF
Happ LF
Morel 3B
Busch 1B
Swanson SS
Mervis DH
Gomes C
Crow-Armstrong CF
Taillon P
PerkinsQuote Reply
May they miraculously score many runs against a decent pitcher
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Closer and closer…
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The Cubs should score two or more runs tonight
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Rice Cube,
Perhaps next time through, should Taillon be able to settle in and not give up many more runs
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All I’m able to get is gameday/audio because NYC, but what the hell was Morel swinging at there?
PerkinsQuote Reply
This game is a flat-out sprint so far.
andcountingQuote Reply
Cubs will line into an unassisted triple play in the next inning at this rate
berseliusQuote Reply
Great start by Taillon at least
berseliusQuote Reply
berselius,
Between that and the slim possibility that Mervis makes it through this game without striking out, the Silver Lining of the Game award is going to be hotly contested.
andcountingQuote Reply
This had better not happen.
andcountingQuote Reply
whew
berseliusQuote Reply
Though I will never understand pinch hitting madrigal (dying laughing)
berseliusQuote Reply
I guess when you’re looking for a WAG he’s the guy
berseliusQuote Reply
Hustle runs! And it seems we have another poor defensive play.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Ugh. Really tough almost scoop on that throw from Morel. Busch is improving but still very much a work in progress on throws in the dirt.
andcountingQuote Reply
Rice Cube,
No, it was a crazy hop on Morel that ricocheted off his glove, he caught barehanded and threw on a short hop from a ridiculous distance deep at third.
andcountingQuote Reply
If anyone calls it a poor defensive play on either end, they’re out of their minds. It would have been a great play all around if they had gotten him.
andcountingQuote Reply
🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄
PerkinsQuote Reply
Yay Morel
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Morel!
andcountingQuote Reply
Is it Adbert or Neris, I wonder?
andcountingQuote Reply
MUSHROOM MAN
berseliusQuote Reply
This ump has been shit, but you still can’t fucking walk the leadoff guy.
andcountingQuote Reply
Counsell obviously has more information than I do, but I’d have gone with Alzolay over Neris with a 2 run lead.
PerkinsQuote Reply
M —-> inverted
Mets —-> metsing
berseliusQuote Reply
Fly the W! Or don’t. I can’t tell you what to do.
PerkinsQuote Reply
Great work everyone <3
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Whew.
andcountingQuote Reply
I’d say the Cubs had no business winning that game except that Taillon pitched well enough to win just about any game.
andcountingQuote Reply
Go Rays
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Cubs——-> tied for 1st at the moment.
andcountingQuote Reply
That’s a fun image
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I believe, since the Brewers lost, the Cubs are now in first place
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/belated
berseliusQuote Reply
The Pirates are currently losing to the soon-to-not-be-in-Oakland Athletics
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https://www.obstructedview.net/cubs-3-mets-1-2/
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