Lots of electrons have been spilled in the past week or so about the Cubs hot start, and subsequent disappointment with losing the four game set with the Dodgers. I’m not really sweating it that much.
For one, if you told me that the Cubs would go 3-4 vs the Dodgers, with most games being competitive, I would have been pleasantly surprised. The Dodgers have taken a step back from their All-World roster from a year or two ago but are still a very good team, while I thought going into the season that the Cubs would merely be kinda good. If these wins were sequenced differently, with the losses spread throughout instead of capping off the series there wouldn’t be quite as much salt. Kinda good vs very good resulting in 3-4 seems fine.
Before opening day, I predicted this Cubs team would win 80 games, and I felt like I was getting out over my skis a bit with that optimism. Little did I know that that would be the lowest predicted win total among my fellow podcasters (dying laughing). The Cubs have banked some wins with some good performances against a relatively tough April schedule but my opinion hasn’t changed much on the true talent level going forward. This team is good, not great, and the cracks are showing a bit. The Cubs do not have a good top to bottom bullpen. Oddly enough they have great multi-inning guys but a giant question mark at the back end (dying laughing). The starting pitching looks great but they’re not this great. The only guys I’ve really changed my mind on so far are Patrick Wisdom, streaky as he can be, and Dansby Swanson, who has a chance of not regressing as hard on offense as I might have expected. His defense is definitely for real.
I’m going to sit back and enjoy this team. It seems like a fun bunch of guys and the vibes are good. I’d love to see Mervis up but I don’t think it’s some kind of existential failure of the front office to leave him in Iowa a while longer. I’m not going to sweat every win and loss, at least for the next few months.
*clears throat* Anyway, the Padres are heading to town, so let’s talk about that instead. The Padres spent big in the offseason but have been slow to warm up, only posting a .216/.301/.378 line on the year, good for a 90 wRC+ that is 24th in the bigs. New signing Xander Bogaerts has gotten off to a Dansby-like hot start, but the rest of the team has struggled to hit. On the pitching side, Seth Lugo and Yu Darvish (cough should still be a Cub) have been solid to start the year. I’d say the Cubs should put out a bunch of kettlebells in the visiting clubhouse as a joke on Joe Musgrove, but I wouldn’t wish that on Darvish.
(Projected) Team Leaders
Numbers taken from Zips projections – based on past performance there’s a 30% chance that I’ll put someone who is no longer in the team on these lists on any given week (dying laughing).
Padres
- OBP: Juan Soto (.428)
- ISO: Fernando Tatis Jr (.303)
- HR: Tatis (38)
- R+RBI: Soto (185)
- wRC+: Soto (164)
- BSR: Tatis (2.2)
- Defense: Trent Grisham (8.8)
- SP K/9: Blake Snell (11.40)
- SP BB/9: Yu Darvish (2.05)
- SP FIP: Joe Musgrove (3.18)
- RP K/9: Josh Hader (14.26)
- RP BB/9: Nabil Crismatt (2.52)
- RP FIP: Hader (2.76)
- WAR: Soto (6.3)
Cubs
- OBP: Suzuki (.352)
- ISO: Wisdom (.230)
- HR: Wisdom / Swanson (24)
- R+RBI: Swanson (171)
- wRC+: Suzuki (135)
- BSR: Hoerner (1.4)
- Defense: Swanson (16.2)
- SP K/9: Steele (8.94)
- SP BB/9: Taillon (2.16)
- SP FIP: Stroman (3.69)
- RP K/9: Hughes (10.62)
- RP BB/9: Alzolay (2.89)
- RP FIP: Fulmer (3.78)
- WAR: Swanson (5.2)
Who isn’t available?
Cyle is still rehabbing his shoulder injury, and probably won’t be back until May. He threw 47 pitches in a side session last week and will likely make a few minor league starts over the next few weeks. Jameson Taillon is out with a mild groin strain, and did some light tossing earlier this week. No word yet on if he’ll be back asap. And lest we forget, RP Codi Heuer had Tommy John last year, and could be back at midseason. He’s graduated to throwing live BP.
For the Padres, Yu Darvish is day-to-day with hamstring cramping but should make his next start. The improbably named reliever Nabil Crismatt is out with a hip strain.
Pitching Matchups, game times
2023 Projected K/9, BB/9, ERA listed for all starters
Tuesday: Blake Snell, LHP (11.32, 3.75, 3.95) vs Justin Steele, LHP (9.04, 3.71, 3.72), 6:40 PM CT
Wednesday: Michael Wacha, RHP (7.87, 2.60, 4.32) vs Drew Smyly, LHP (8.37, 2.79, 4.62), 6:40 PM CT
Thursday: Seth Lugo, RHP (9.54, 2.74, 3.50) vs Hayden Wesneski, RHP (7.51, 3.13, 4.88), 1:20 PM CT
Comments
A) It’s really just nice being done with the Dodgers for the season*.
B) I read “RP Codi Heuer” as “RIP Codi Heuer” and got really scared I missed some news. (dying laughing)
* regular
andcountingQuote Reply
andcounting,
(dying laughing)
berseliusQuote Reply
Baseball gods willing, the Cubs will exact revenge on the Dodgers in the NLCS
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Wow the Pirates found some money
https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2023/04/pirates-extend-bryan-reynolds-eight-years.html
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Rice Cube,
Seems like playing well makes everybody more flexible negotiators. It’s pretty hilarious that he can block trades to 6 teams. Very curious to know who he refuses to play for.
andcountingQuote Reply
Looks like Nate Silver got Rule of Three’d (dying laughing)
Can’t wait for ABC to open up the 538 model and find out that it’s an abortion of an excel spreadsheet, much like when Colin Wyers inherited PECOTA at BP.
berseliusQuote Reply
berselius,
There really did need to be another one. (dying laughing) (dying laughing)
andcountingQuote Reply
andcounting,
Oh wait (dying laughing)
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berselius,
I figure if I get to a certain age and they ax me I’ll just have to find a Futurama suicide booth
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Rice Cube,
Just make sure you pull the ol’ coin on a string trick, save yourself a little money.
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berselius,
There was an actual episode of the Real Ghostbusters cartoon that was very good at explaining how you can’t take it with you (dying laughing)
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Kyle Hendricks rehabbing in Iowa on Thursday
Tonight’s Cubs 9:
Hoerner 2B
Swanson SS
Happ LF
Suzuki RF
Wisdom 3B
Hosmer DH
Mancini 1B
Gomes C
Velázquez CF
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SP: Steele
Bellinger on the paternity list, congrats on the sex
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Tonight’s game is free on mlb dot TV for those who aren’t blacked out
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I didn’t think that Gomes bomb had the distance but he sure shut me right up
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This ump is straight garbage.
andcountingQuote Reply
Ooooooh Adbert
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Yan Gomvpes
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Screw the closer to be specified later
berseliusQuote Reply
Screw the closer!
PerkinsQuote Reply
Me so Hoerny
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Nico!
berseliusQuote Reply
I almost yelled at the TV, glad someone caught that one and the Cubs won
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Cubs finished this off in 2:52, guess all that traffic adds up
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The Yan Gomes Game (TM) was boring compared to this (dying laughing)
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Quick observations until berselius decides to write a post-game
1. Steele pretty darn good despite not going full six, probably too cold to have the usual command
2. Yan Gomes Game
3. Rucker is now designated mop up guy and that’s ok, he’s decent
4. Nico stand up triple on a ball to LF is nuts
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It appears the Pirates and Brewers have lost and the Cardinals are currently losing
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Rice Cube,
You’re welcome to write postgames too, if my lazy ass hasn’t gotten around to it 😉
berseliusQuote Reply
berselius,
I may do it if they win tomorrow night, for now I’m annoyed that the Giants are so bad
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Rice Cube,
Boy they shut me right up (dying laughing)
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Yan Gomes sure has done everything he can to make not re-signing Contreras look like one of the best moves of the offseason.
andcountingQuote Reply
I think we need to have a “shut me right up” come to Jesus moment. We’ve gotten away from what “shut him right up” is all about. The roots of this meme reach back to the days of yore, er, Yellon, when Darth Al quieted a rival with the Jedi mind trick of confirming that the Cubs did in fact suck with the immortal words, “I can’t argue with you today.”
So to be “shut right up” in the truly Yellonian sense is not to be proved wrong but to be pronounced right by virtue of pleading no contest. To the layman this might seem like no big deal, but in the Church of the Blue-Blooded Baloney Sandwich it’s heresy.
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andcounting,
Who am I to argue with canon?
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Rice Cube,
Shut canon right up.
andcountingQuote Reply
andcounting,
Although I must ask, if one is to shut someone else right up, that means they were wrong such that one could be proven right, so I think I just broke my brain
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Rice Cube,
It’s important to remember the requisite narcissism of the shutter-upper and the absolute insignificance of the shutter-uppee in the mind of the shutter-upper. If you’re the one being shut up you’re an NPC.
andcountingQuote Reply
andcounting,
Doomed to repeat a line and respawn for eternity
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I like Cutch
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Rice Cube,
He very nicely told that guy to not tell him what to do (dying laughing)
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I sincerely hope this wacky play didn’t get the poor catcher fired
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Tonight’s lineup
For a multi-Gold Glove first baseman, Hosmer sure gets DH’d a lot
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Here’s the Padres vs Smyly
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In a rare move where almost nobody understands why…the Cardinals are playing 6-D chess, I guess
https://twitter.com/Cardinals/status/1651331105658683401?t=8_JP4vcC3QgaktF5zcjcqQ&s=19
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It could go either way.
berseliusQuote Reply
*sigh* Times are tough.
berseliusQuote Reply
Gotta love stl beat writer tweets to the tune of
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Oh Marly…
https://awfulannouncing.com/espn/espn-mlb-reporter-marly-rivera-fired.html
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Go Smyly
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Darn good first inning
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Smyly is allergic to baserunners now, which is fine by me.
andcountingQuote Reply
andcounting,
It’s nice of Hosmer to respect that allergy by not getting on base anymore
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Smyly bleeds
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Trey!
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Extremely happy for Trey
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Nico
All he does is hit
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Kinda wish Cubs pitchers would throw strikes more but oh well 🤷🏻♂️
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Good job 📦🍔
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Disappointing end but the Cubs had a chance to win and I’ll take that every night, albeit without the shitty relief pitching next time
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At least the Cardinals lost.
PerkinsQuote Reply
It fills me with joy that most of the articles regarding the A’s inevitable move to Vegas paint ownership as complete shitheads
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Imagine a Cubs fan’s rant like this, but probably not this year (dying laughing) (seven minutes in as indicated, this is great)
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Rubber match Cubs lineup, good luck everyone
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My god phrasing
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Kyle Hendricks shaking off the rust
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A “just get your work in” type of outing
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(reulctantly)
hosmer
berseliusQuote Reply
Either gameday is off this season or the umps are really struggling with the strike zone. Either way, HOSMER!!!
andcountingQuote Reply
(less reluctantly)
NELLIE!
berseliusQuote Reply
Suddenly, power from the strangest of sources
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Ha-ha.
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what up?
berseliusQuote Reply
(dying laughing), padrEs
berseliusQuote Reply
How
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Rice Cube,
Major leaguers, they’re just like us
berseliusQuote Reply
I’d say Barnhart should be on 2B but he’d probably get thrown out before Madrigal scored with their luck (dying laughing)
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(dying laughing)
I can’t make my image of Nelson from the Simpsons work.
andcountingQuote Reply
andcounting,
For your usage
You can find it in the media
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*Superfriends announcer voice* MEANWHILE, IN IOWA
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Rice Cube,
Don’t tell me what to be able to do.
andcountingQuote Reply
All this stupidity just shortened Wesneski’s outing assuming he gets out of this stupid jam
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Rice Cube,
Shut Kim right up
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Lots of loud outs but Wesneski is through 5
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Wesneski done after 5, guess he gets to go out on a high note…Fulmer first up and escaped relatively unscathed
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Think about your life choices, Padres. It takes a lot of questionable living to make Fulmer look that good.
andcountingQuote Reply
Madrigal can really sling it
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They’ve been playing the Harry Caray video a lot, which isn’t a big deal because he was fun, but I wonder if they ran out of funds for the actual living guest conductors
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Ha
Dansbomb
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Finally, Dansby!
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Swandong
berseliusQuote Reply
Nice of the wind and the basket to welcome Swanson to Wrigley.
andcountingQuote Reply
They were paying people to do that?
berseliusQuote Reply
“I call it my ugly duckling.”
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berselius,
I have no idea, but I guess usually they have something to promote so maybe they were paying the Cubs for the air time, and if that’s the case then the prices went too damn high *too damn high guy dot jpg*
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Seiya deserves a bunch of makeup hits from this series for the next one
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Rice Cube,
I just don’t think they’re pushing it very hard anymore. My guess is when they have someone throw out the ceremonial first pitch (someone moderately notable, not the three VPs from Wintrust or whatever) they ask if they’re interested and if not no big deal.
andcountingQuote Reply
Tooty-blan
berseliusQuote Reply
Not a 2023 Cubs game without a silly TOOTBLAN and a Hosmer goofball strikeout
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andcounting,
They should cycle in Ernie every now and then too
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andcounting,
We can only hope that recentish events have barred Jeff Garlin from the booth.
berseliusQuote Reply
Gladrigal
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Iowa won this madness 18-16 (dying laughing)
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M —-> inverted
berseliusQuote Reply
Nice win in 2:30, now they just have to stop walking so many guys
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Feel like these Cubs at least pass the eye test, perhaps not surprising that they’ve been competitive in every game so far and have a solid record
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New fecal matter –> http://www.obstructedview.net/arbitrary-24-games-in-cubs-assessment/
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