jherky.
Suburban Kid looked to be the winner entering the bottom of the 13th, but thanks to Reed Johnson, Darwin Barney, an intentional walk to Starlin Castro and a 3-run home run by Geovany Soto, jherky wins.
He, along with Megan, both predicted the Cubs would go 11-18 in the month of June. Megan predicted 95 runs scored and jherky predicted 116. The Cubs scored 108 so he was closest. We’re also going to give a shirt to Megan.
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Comments
I don’t recall discussing this. Didn’t we fire you awhile back?
Aisle424Quote Reply
Damn. I was one win off.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]I don’t recall discussing this. Didn’t we fire you awhile back?[/quote]Yeah. I’m just trying to fuck OV Blog Incorporated over before I pack my shit. You should had have security escort me out. Dumbass.
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Damn. I was one win off.[/quote]I was surprised how pessimistic people were. Then again, this isn’t the most optimistic place. (dying laughing)
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=mb21]Yeah. I’m just trying to fuck OV Blog Incorporated over before I pack my shit. You should had have security escort me out. Dumbass.[/quote]
AC was supposed to be watching you. Damn it.
Aisle424Quote Reply
You can get in touch with him by responding to his craigslist ad, too.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/1755781713.html
GBTSQuote Reply
xoomwaffle was closest in runs scored. MO was off the most except for the guy who predicted the Cubs would go 26-3.
Urk was closest in RA. Mish almost nailed both RS and RA. jherky, Wrigley Mike, MO and myself were the furthest off on RA.
Wrigley Mike was about 580 hits off for Castro. Pretty sure he was fucking around. I hope. Of the people who predicted it seriously, MO was furthest off.
Shit, MO, you sucked. (dying laughing)
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]AC was supposed to be watching you. Damn it.[/quote]So that’s what his new job is? He sucks at it. He’s going to get fired before long.
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=GBTS]You can get in touch with him by responding to his craigslist ad, too.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/1755781713.html%5B/quote%5DThat is the best ad ever.
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=mb21]I was surprised how pessimistic people were. Then again, this isn’t the most optimistic place. (dying laughing)[/quote]Yeah, No one would have won this contest at BTI. (dying laughing)
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=mb21]xoomwaffle was closest in runs scored. MO was off the most except for the guy who predicted the Cubs would go 26-3.
Urk was closest in RA. Mish almost nailed both RS and RA. jherky, Wrigley Mike, MO and myself were the furthest off on RA.
Wrigley Mike was about 580 hits off for Castro. Pretty sure he was fucking around. I hope. Of the people who predicted it seriously, MO was furthest off.
Shit, MO, you sucked. (dying laughing)[/quote]
Almost nailed the record (I had 10-19), but I was pessimistic as fuck otherwise. (dying laughing)
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
I thought we were predicting the Marlins’ record in June. Yeah, that’s it.
Bubba BiscuitQuote Reply
[quote name=mb21]That is the best ad ever.[/quote]I dunno. MIght be a close second to the one DJ found for the guy wanting to JO in a tornado while strapped to a pole.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]I dunno. MIght be a close second to the one DJ found for the guy wanting to JO in a tornado while strapped to a pole.[/quote](dying laughing) I didn’t see that one.
mb21Quote Reply
Holy shit, I just saw Barney’s “RBI” single. Ross could’ve jogged it in and gotten Baker out.
Edit: Now that I’ve watched it with sound, I see Brenly made the same joke. I’ll regurgitate my dinner.
GBTSQuote Reply
[quote name=mb21](dying laughing) I didn’t see that one.[/quote]DJ posted it the old ACB a couple times. (dying laughing)
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
Can one of you statfags tell me how I lead Discredited Fantasy Baseball in strikeouts, but am in the cellar in WHIP?
GBTSQuote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]DJ posted it the old ACB a couple times. (dying laughing)[/quote]I might have to look around later.
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=mb21]I might have to look around later and see if his offer still stands.[/quote].
GBTSQuote Reply
[quote name=GBTS]Can one of you statfags tell me how I lead Discredited Fantasy Baseball in strikeouts, but am in the cellar in WHIP?[/quote]Because your pitchers have struckout more batters than any other fantasy team, but have allowed a a higher combination of hits and walks per inning?
mb21Quote Reply
(dying laughing)
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=GBTS]Can one of you statfags tell me how I lead Discredited Fantasy Baseball in strikeouts, but am in the cellar in WHIP?[/quote]Because you have a bunch of Cubs pitchers?
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
http://www.latimes.com/sports/basketball/nba/lakers/la-sp-0626-dodgers-lakers-la-20110626,0,2816649.column
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
I maintain that the Giants bullpen as well as Milwaukee picking the wrong time to suck against the Cubs really screwed me up. So close…
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=mb21]Yeah. I’m just trying to fuck OV Blog Incorporated over before I pack my shit. You should had have security escort me out. Dumbass.[/quote]Kinda like the opposite of a golden parachute. More like a golden shower.
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]Kinda like the opposite of a golden parachute. More like a golden shower.[/quote]Also known as the Cubs plan for the trading deadline.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/06/30/carlos-zambrano-taken-to-local-hospital-for-mri-on-back/
Bah. According to Van Dyck though, Z showed up at the park with a stiff back and tried to go anyway.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]According to Sullivan though, Z showed up at the park unstable and selfishly tried to snap a bat anyway.[/quote].
GBTSQuote Reply
[quote name=GBTS].[/quote]
I actually didn’t see a Sully article, but that’s probably what would’ve happened.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ycn-8715641
(dying laughing)
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GBTSQuote Reply
[quote name=GBTS]http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ycn-8715641
(dying laughing)
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(dying laughing)[/quote]GRRRRRRRRR! TOUGH GUY! RAWR!
Honestly, whenever someone says only people who have played the game know anything about it, I want to show them MLBers saying stupid shit like this. (dying laughing)
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
I’m glad that we have the Steve-O of managers on our side.
GBTSQuote Reply
To try and bust Tyler Colvin out of his slump, Mike Quade lit his farts on fire with progressively larger flames.
GBTSQuote Reply
[quote name=GBTS]http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ycn-8715641
(dying laughing)
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(dying laughing)[/quote]That’s fucking idiotic.
MishQuote Reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhtyC8ZfiiQ&feature=related
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=GBTS]I’m glad that we have the Steve-O of managers on our side.[/quote]Maybe Quade got the Cubs to win two in a row vs. the Giants by stapling his nutsack to a ballbag.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
Oh, of course NOW the Astros win 😛
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]That’s fucking idiotic.[/quote]Yeah, that’s one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
I think if blog traffic ever slows down, the authors should stand in front of a Jugs machine and take pitches off their chest until traffic improves.
So Matt Stairs will respect them.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
GBTSQuote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]I think if blog traffic ever slows down, the authors should stand in front of a Jugs machine and take pitches off their chest until traffic improves.
So Matt Stairs will respect them.[/quote]It’s a sign of leadership!
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=GBTS][/quote]
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=GBTS][/quote]Matt Stairs respects this photo.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]It’s a sign of leadership![/quote]If this blog had a real leader, he’d let the others huck bricks at him.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Maybe Quade got the Cubs to win two in a row vs. the Giants by stapling his nutsack to a ballbag.[/quote]
(dying laughing) (dying laughing) (dying laughing)
Outfuckingstanding.
cdwQuote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]I think if blog traffic ever slows down, the authors should stand in front of a Jugs machine and take pitches off their chest until traffic improves.
So Matt Stairs will respect them.[/quote]
What do you mean? I’ve been doing that everyday since we launched.
Aisle424Quote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]What do you mean? I’ve been doing that everyday since we launched.[/quote]Don’t think that’s gone unnoticed.
Matt StairsQuote Reply
Strasburg ——–> Curveballs.
GBTSQuote Reply
James Andrews ——> clearing his calendar
Aisle424Quote Reply
I’m going to be in D.C. over Labor Day Weekend. *crosses fingers*
GBTSQuote Reply
[quote name=GBTS]I’m going to be in D.C. over Labor Day Weekend. *crosses fingers*[/quote]
I’m going to DC monday to watch the Cubs
Recalcitrant Blogger NateQuote Reply
Any of you beerfags ever had Point Six Hop IPA? It’s pretty good.
GBTSQuote Reply
Alivin “I don’t always make confounding, senseless statements, but when I do, it’s every time I open my mouth” Yellon:
maybe?
Recalcitrant Blogger NateQuote Reply
Good find, Nate. Maybe you became a Recalcitrant Blogger today.
GBTSQuote Reply
[quote name=Recalcitrant Blogger Nate]Alivin “I don’t always make confounding, senseless statements, but when I do, it’s every time I open my mouth” Yellon:
maybe?[/quote]
It helped that Mateo was facing the one offense that was worse than the Cubs.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
That didn’t help Grabow, though.
ACTQuote Reply
BJax: 2-for-3, BB, 3 R
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=ACT]That didn’t help Grabow, though.[/quote]
Grabow was just trying to help the team the only way he knew how. Too bad it didn’t work out.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Muskat says that Koyie would’ve been the emergency pitcher today if they’d run out of pitchers (dying laughing)
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]Muskat says that Koyie would’ve been the emergency pitcher today if they’d run out of pitchers (dying laughing)[/quote]
I hear he has a mean split finger, literally, his finger is split. Not so sure about his fast ball though. Maybe he throws a knuckle-less ball.
melissaQuote Reply
[quote name=melissa]I hear he has a mean split finger, literally, his finger is split. Not so sure about his fast ball though. Maybe he throws a knuckle-less ball.[/quote]
My recycled joke involves a split-finger and a cut fastball. The knuckle-less ball might be a formidable weapon.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
For his own safety Hilly has been prohibited from using the cut fastball.
melissaQuote Reply
Oh noes moment…
https://twitter.com/#%21/CSNBoyle/status/86633837471338496
Here’s Z’s first pitch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WyhSdTRESI
Just a warning as there might be stories tomorrow about Z being a wuss or stupid or whatever.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Poor starlin
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=16449169
ACTQuote Reply
[quote name=mb21]xoomwaffle was closest in runs scored. MO was off the most except for the guy who predicted the Cubs would go 26-3.
Urk was closest in RA. Mish almost nailed both RS and RA. jherky, Wrigley Mike, MO and myself were the furthest off on RA.
Wrigley Mike was about 580 hits off for Castro. Pretty sure he was fucking around. I hope. Of the people who predicted it seriously, MO was furthest off.
Shit, MO, you sucked. (dying laughing)[/quote]
Being closest in RA was much more than I deserved, since I basically looked at some of the answers posted by knowledgeable statfagets and triangulated. The only bit of coherence in my numbers was that I guessed the wins low, and then guessed Castro’s hits low too, figuring that if they only won 9 games this month it would be because Castro was slumping.
I know, I know, this is fascinating stuff. But where else would I talk about it?
UrkQuote Reply
[quote name=ACT]Poor starlin
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=16449169%5B/quote%5D
Crazy. I heard most of the game on the radio, so I missed those plays. Burris makes almost exactly the same roll-over-and-throw movements in those plays.
UrkQuote Reply
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
^(dying laughing) nice
MishQuote Reply
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w
Horny GoatQuote Reply
JG, on this officially official farewell to Texas & the Big 12…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHcunREYzNY
Horny GoatQuote Reply
Kaplan’s running his mouth on Twitter about Z throwing out a first pitch at some game yesterday. I’m pretty sure pitching to a major league batter is a little different and requires more muscular stress than lobbing a first pitch.
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Horny Goat]JG, on this officially official farewell to Texas & the Big 12…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHcunREYzNY%5B/quote%5D
We’ll see you in the Fiesta Bowl…some other year.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]Kaplan’s running his mouth on Twitter about Z throwing out a first pitch at some game yesterday. I’m pretty sure pitching to a major league batter is a little different and requires more muscular stress than lobbing a first pitch.[/quote]
Carlos should have gone to bed sans rice & beans. Off with his Mexican head.
Horny GoatQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]We’ll see you in the Fiesta Bowl…some other year.[/quote]
I was hoping for more poetry, like Vera Lynn, or at least Pink Floyd.
Horny GoatQuote Reply
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/01/carlos-zambrano-softball-interview_n_888460.html
Speaking of Z throwing out the first pitch, did anybody see this that happened after he threw out the first pitch? Z is the man.
MuckerQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]Kaplan’s running his mouth on Twitter about Z throwing out a first pitch at some game yesterday. I’m pretty sure pitching to a major league batter is a little different and requires more muscular stress than lobbing a first pitch.[/quote]
I posted a YouTube video of Z’s particularly strenuous first pitch above. I’m pretty reasonably sure that he won’t miss his next start and that he was probably cleared by doctors before he did this. I guess exiting a game means he can’t do anything except lay in bed. And not have dinner.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]Kaplan’s running his mouth on Twitter about Z throwing out a first pitch at some game yesterday. I’m pretty sure pitching to a major league batter is a little different and requires more muscular stress than lobbing a first pitch.[/quote]
He’s getting reamed in comments on his Facebook updates for making a big deal out of it. For the time being:
Z ———> still more popular than the media
Aisle424Quote Reply
Also, I just got on Google+, if anyone wants to be invited, shout out.
MishQuote Reply
Kaplan is also saying the Cubs are upset about Z going to the game. Of course they are.
I hate this fucking team.
Aisle424Quote Reply
[quote name=Horny Goat]I was hoping for more poetry, like Vera Lynn, or at least Pink Floyd.[/quote]
How about this?
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
AAA
Byrd: 1-4
Colvin: 1-4
LeMahieu: 0-5
Marwin Gonz: 2-3, 2 2B
AA
BJax: 2-3, BB
Lake: 1-4, HR
Flaherty: 1-3, BB
Vitters: 0-4
A
Szczur: 0-4
Jokisch: 6.1 IP, 3 H, 2 R, 1 BB, 7 K
A-
Chen: 2-5
Golden: 1-4 (.918 OPS so far)
jtsunamiQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]Also, I just got on Google+, if anyone wants to be invited, shout out.[/quote]SHOUT!
jtsunamiQuote Reply
I’d love to see Z and his bad back run both Sullivan and Kaplan out of town.
How about a photoshop of that image (dying laughing)
Horny GoatQuote Reply
that’s more science than poetry, JG.
come up with something new.
Horny GoatQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]Kaplan’s running his mouth on Twitter about Z throwing out a first pitch at some game yesterday. I’m pretty sure pitching to a major league batter is a little different and requires more muscular stress than lobbing a first pitch.[/quote]Nonsense. It’s takes incredible stamina and only the fittest human beings can throw out first pitches.
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]Kaplan is also saying the Cubs are upset about Z going to the game. Of course they are.
I hate this fucking team.[/quote]+1
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=mb21]Nonsense. It’s takes incredible stamina and only the fittest human beings can throw out first pitches.[/quote]
I wish there was a database of all people who ever through out a first pitch – I mean, 80 year olds do.
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=jtsunami]SHOUT![/quote]I’ll need your email, but we can figure this out later. Meeting now.
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Muckey]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/01/carlos-zambrano-softball-interview_n_888460.html
Speaking of Z throwing out the first pitch, did anybody see this that happened after he threw out the first pitch? Z is the man.[/quote]I want a Big Z shirt.
mb21Quote Reply
Wow, a few of the Baseball Prospectus writers pencilled in Aramis as their choice for All-Star third baseman.
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=14419#commentMessage
ACTQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]Also, I just got on Google+, if anyone wants to be invited, shout out.[/quote]We added a Goggle+ button to the site a week or two ago. The only +1s I’ve given are the ones on this site. (dying laughing)
mb21Quote Reply
I’m really disappointed I missed the end of this one. I had to get the kid right after Panda hit his homer, so I assumed there was nothing to miss.
binkyQuote Reply
[quote name=Horny Goat]that’s more science than poetry, JG.
come up with something new.[/quote]
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
I still can’t believe some of those Ws Texas pulled out of their big asses. 1996, 1999 in Austin 24-20, Applewhite in ’98 20-16, picking off Lord in 2002 when we were in FG range 27-24, the 2006 Nunn fumble 22-20, Ganz INT at the end (lost by 3) big 12 title game in 2009 13-12. grrrrr
Horny GoatQuote Reply
good one, JG. Neb could use Bevo up front. last 2 years for sure.
Horny GoatQuote Reply
[quote name=Horny Goat]I still can’t believe some of those Ws Texas pulled out of their big asses. 1996, 1999 in Austin 24-20, Applewhite in ’98 20-16, picking off Lord in 2002 when we were in FG range 27-24, the 2006 Nunn fumble 22-20, Ganz INT at the end (lost by 3) big 12 title game in 2009 13-12. grrrrr[/quote]
Texas : Nebraska :: Kansas Sate : Texas
We know both sides of the “Owned by a shitty team” coin. We had no business winning in 1996, but it was my best sports moment on campus.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]Texas : Nebraska :: Kansas Sate : Texas
We know both sides of the “Owned by a shitty team” coin. We had no business winning in 1996, but it was my best sports moment on campus.[/quote]
it was quite a story
Horny GoatQuote Reply
[quote name=mb21]I want a Big Z shirt.[/quote]
I almost bought a Z tee on ebay but he wanted $7 for shipping so I told him to mow my lawn first.
Horny GoatQuote Reply
[quote name=Horny Goat]it was quite a story[/quote]
One might even say it was “cool.”
Aisle424Quote Reply
I haven’t actually seen Sullivan making a big deal about the Z thing. Maybe he’s sick.
Aisle424Quote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]I haven’t actually seen Sullivan making a big deal about the Z thing. Maybe he’s sick.[/quote]
You expect a journalist of Sullivan’s caliber to work the day before July 4th weekend?
XoomwaffleQuote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]I haven’t actually seen Sullivan making a big deal about the Z thing. Maybe he’s sick.[/quote]
Maybe he got his hobbit foot-hairs stuck in his keyboard while dancing for joy at this opportunity.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-my-back-cubs-zambrano-nearly-nailed-by-foul-ball-20110701,0,792364.story
It says the author is “staff report”, but I know who I got my money on…
jtsunamiQuote Reply
@Mish, the rando that tweeted you was me.
jtsunamiQuote Reply
Thanks, I’ll check it jtsunami.
MishQuote Reply
I added you J but it’s not letting me add any people at the moment, so I’ll try again later. I have to do so for serbianking33 too.
MishQuote Reply
Regarding the “if Aramis is traded his 2012 team option automatically vests”, someone said that expired.(I’ve spent 3 minutes trying to word that sentence). Can anyone confirm this with a link?
jtsunamiQuote Reply
Sickels:
http://www.minorleagueball.com/2011/7/1/2253464/minor-league-notes-july-1st-2011
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=jtsunami]Regarding the “if Aramis is traded his 2012 team option automatically vests”, someone said that expired.(I’ve spent 3 minutes trying to word that sentence). Can anyone confirm this with a link?[/quote]
Maybe you should e-mail Muskat to be sure, but the Cots contract blog says because Rami picked up the 2011 option, his 2012 option vests, and the Cubs have to buy him out if he doesn’t void it. If he’s traded, it’s guaranteed.
http://mlbcontracts.blogspot.com/2005/01/chicago-cubs_112114177768677294.html
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=jtsunami]Regarding the “if Aramis is traded his 2012 team option automatically vests”, someone said that expired.(I’ve spent 3 minutes trying to word that sentence). Can anyone confirm this with a link?[/quote]
Cot’s has it listed as vesting if:
is traded & Ramirez exercises 2011 option
I wonder if the way it is worded it has to happen in that order to vest…
XoomwaffleQuote Reply
I know Cots says is automatically vests if he’s traded, but someone said earlier that it expired.
Also Levine made no mention of it in his article about trading him. It seems like too big of an omission for someone like Levine. It basically changes the whole scenario of what we could get back if he waives his no trade claus.
jtsunamiQuote Reply
[quote name=Xoomwaffle]Cot’s has it listed as vesting if:
is traded & Ramirez exercises 2011 option
I wonder if the way it is worded it has to happen in that order to vest…[/quote]
Ooooh. Semantics. Tricksy lawyerses.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=jtsunami]I know Cots says is automatically vests if he’s traded, but someone said earlier that it expired.
Also Levine made no mention of it in his article about trading him. It seems like too big of an omission for someone like Levine. It basically changes the whole scenario of what we could get back if he waives his no trade claus.[/quote]
Well, Paul Sullivan couldn’t do simple math with the Silva contract, so you never know (dying laughing)
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Xoomwaffle]Cot’s has it listed as vesting if:
is traded & Ramirez exercises 2011 option
I wonder if the way it is worded it has to happen in that order to vest…[/quote]
My understanding from Miles at the beginning of the season.: Once he picked up the 2011 option, the 2012 season became guaranteed if he was traded or if he achieved various personal achievements (top 5 in MVP voting for x number of years, World Series MVP, LCS MVP, etc.). If I recall correctly, the oly ones he had a chance of achieving was if the Cubs made the playoffs and we don’t have to worry about that anymore. So for all intents and purposes, Ramirez’s 2012 contract becomes guaranteed if he is traded without waving that clause.
Aisle424Quote Reply
I dreamed two nights ago that Aramis was traded to the Pirates. Probably won’t happen, especially since the Pirates in the dream were a mix of the MLB Pirates and my daughter’s tee-ball team. Mercurial Outfielder was also in the dream, but he was basically a block of text floating in the air.
UrkQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]Ooooh. Semantics. Tricksy lawyerses.[/quote]
Pure speculation, but I thought that might be why it may have “expired.”
XoomwaffleQuote Reply
I get a little depressed whenever I got to Cot’s because I remember that Soriano is signed through 2014.
XoomwaffleQuote Reply
Pretty good interview of TLR:
http://www.tampabay.com/sports/baseball/rays/article1178165.ece
I like TLR because of the late 80s-early 90s A’s and I rooted for him when he and McGwire went to STL, pre-Sosa. Interesting that he’s being interviewed by a Tampa paper here.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]Pretty good interview of TLR:
http://www.tampabay.com/sports/baseball/rays/article1178165.ece
I like TLR because of the late 80s-early 90s A’s and I rooted for him when he and McGwire went to STL, pre-Sosa. Interesting that he’s being interviewed by a Tampa paper here.[/quote]
Cards vs Rays start tonight.
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]Cards vs Rays start tonight.[/quote]
You assume I pay attention.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/standings/index.jsp?tcid=mm_mlb_standings
Looks like the Rays need the wins more than the Cards do at the moment so here’s hoping for a sweep, Raysfags.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
I hope Soriano is still with the Cubs thru 2014 because they just might be in contention by then, and I hope he’s the guy who hits the game-winning grand salami in the bottom of the 9th against the Royals in the world series.
It’s gonna happen
Horny GoatQuote Reply
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/standings/index.jsp?tcid=mm_mlb_standings
Looks like the Rays need the wins more than the Cards do at the moment so here’s hoping for a sweep, Raysfags.[/quote]
The Rays have the 3rd most wins the AL (would lead the other divisions), and would lead the NL Central and be a half game back of the Giants in the west. They are on pace for a 90 win season and likely a third place finish and watching the playoffs from home.
I said the Rays would contend most of the year and they are doing just that; I got a lot of shit on opening day and the subsequent week about people telling me that Cubs will finish with a better record than the Rays (Rays started 1-8, mind you). So I’m pretty pleased, even if this is all for naught (i.e. not making the playoffs).
MishQuote Reply
Pierre-LF
Morel-3B
Quentin-RF
Konerko-1B
AJ-C
Ramirez-SS
Rios-CF
Beckham-2B
Jackson-P
(dying laughing)
(dying laughing)
(dying laughing)
A combined 1.19 OPS out of the 1 and 2 spot
jtsunamiQuote Reply
How do they have a better record? I don’t get it.
jtsunamiQuote Reply
[quote name=Urk]I dreamed two nights ago that Aramis was traded to the Pirates. Probably won’t happen, especially since the Pirates in the dream were a mix of the MLB Pirates and my daughter’s tee-ball team. Mercurial Outfielder was also in the dream, but he was basically a block of text floating in the air.[/quote]Cool story, Urk!
OlafQuote Reply
[quote name=jtsunami]How do they have a better record? I don’t get it.[/quote]
Pitching
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=jtsunami]How do they have a better record? I don’t get it.[/quote]
Konerko has played like an elite player, and Quentin’s been quite good minus the fielding.
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]Konerko has played like an elite player, and Quentin’s been quite good minus the fielding.[/quote]
I’m still pounding out the preview, but their offense is comical. Konerko has been hitting out of his mind and Quentin is quite good, but Dunn has sucked and they have three other players with negative double digit wRAA. It’s amazing that their offense is middle of the pack in the AL.
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[quote name=Berselius]I’m still pounding out the preview, but their offense is comical. Konerko has been hitting out of his mind and Quentin is quite good, but Dunn has sucked and they have three other players with negative double digit wRAA. It’s amazing that their offense is middle of the pack in the AL.[/quote]
Agreed – neverminding Dunn, you have blackholes all over the place – 2nd, 3rd, LF, CF, C. Their future is probably a bit brighter than the Cubs for a year or two, but there is a lot of nothing in the pipelines and they have as many holes as we seemingly do.
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]Agreed – neverminding Dunn, you have blackholes all over the place – 2nd, 3rd, LF, CF, C. Their future is probably a bit brighter than the Cubs for a year or two, but there is a lot of nothing in the pipelines and they have as many holes as we seemingly do.[/quote]
At least they have pitching. If they manage to drag themself further up in the standings they’ll probably deal for a bat. KW is generally a good trader, Edwin Jackson notwithstanding.
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]At least they have pitching. If they manage to drag themself further up in the standings they’ll probably deal for a bat. KW is generally a good trader, Edwin Jackson notwithstanding.[/quote]
Gersham’s tweets last night had me checking out Hudson’s numbers, and he’s been really, really good. He threw up a piece at BtB today about how he’s pitched in the last calendar year.
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]The Rays have the 3rd most wins the AL (would lead the other divisions), and would lead the NL Central and be a half game back of the Giants in the west. They are on pace for a 90 win season and likely a third place finish and watching the playoffs from home.
I said the Rays would contend most of the year and they are doing just that; I got a lot of shit on opening day and the subsequent week about people telling me that Cubs will finish with a better record than the Rays (Rays started 1-8, mind you). So I’m pretty pleased, even if this is all for naught (i.e. not making the playoffs).[/quote]
I figured their plan for this year was just to shed payroll and hope for the best. The team is built so well that it doesn’t actually surprise me that they’re doing so well.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
The plan was to contend this year but A) not sacrifice the future and B) the single most important day was the first day of the draft.
They’ll probably make a move that looks like they are selling (Upton, maybe Niemann), but replace the person with a competent if not possibly better player (Jennings, Cobb, Torres) and hope the return on that trade would give them a major league ready youngish player. It’s also going to be brilliant when they trade Shields after this year and further stock their system.
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]The Rays have the 3rd most wins the AL (would lead the other divisions), and would lead the NL Central and be a half game back of the Giants in the west. They are on pace for a 90 win season and likely a third place finish and watching the playoffs from home.
I said the Rays would contend most of the year and they are doing just that; I got a lot of shit on opening day and the subsequent week about people telling me that Cubs will finish with a better record than the Rays (Rays started 1-8, mind you). So I’m pretty pleased, even if this is all for naught (i.e. not making the playoffs).[/quote]
that’s why I’ve wanted to scrap division play all this time, go with two 15 team leagues. best 4 (or 5 if that’s if they wanna do) make the playoffs in each league. simple. and traditional! because that’s the way it was pre-1969, except for more teams.
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Cubs twiddling their thumbs about putting Z on the DL.
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I see RC made the news
http://www.lamebook.com/man-holds-woman-hostage-and-updates-facebook/
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Anybody had Edy’s Samoas ice cream? Delish
jtsunamiQuote Reply
[quote name=dylanj]I see RC made the news
http://www.lamebook.com/man-holds-woman-hostage-and-updates-facebook/%5B/quote%5D
It’d be funnier if I were Latino.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
change your name to Taco Cube then
dylanjQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]It’d be funnier if I were Latino.[/quote]He’s probably too lazy to let her go.
jtsunamiQuote Reply
[quote name=dylanj]change your name to Taco Cube then[/quote]
Sounds like something Taco Bell would do in the future. Maybe we can sell that idea.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=jtsunami]Anybody had Edy’s Samoas ice cream? Delish[/quote]WANT
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]Sounds like something Taco Bell would do in the future. Maybe we can sell that idea.[/quote]
Use this as a guideline
http://www.theonion.com/articles/taco-bells-five-ingredients-combined-in-totally-ne,3781/
BerseliusQuote Reply
Mish, this is what I see when I go to the google+ page:
Are you a part of the limited trial or something?
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=jtsunami]Anybody had Edy’s Samoas ice cream? Delish[/quote]
Samoas? Like those shitty girl scout cookies?
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]My understanding from Miles at the beginning of the season.: Once he picked up the 2011 option, the 2012 season became guaranteed if he was traded or if he achieved various personal achievements (top 5 in MVP voting for x number of years, World Series MVP, LCS MVP, etc.). If I recall correctly, the oly ones he had a chance of achieving was if the Cubs made the playoffs and we don’t have to worry about that anymore. So for all intents and purposes, Ramirez’s 2012 contract becomes guaranteed if he is traded without waving that clause.[/quote]That’s been my understanding all along and even though I recently saw something that said he’d only be paid an extra million, I’m not buying into it unless there’s further confirmation.
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]Samoas? Like those shitty girl scout cookies?[/quote]
Blasphemy.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Bruce Miles:
There is a hint of sanity in Cubville.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
preview up
http://obstructedview.net/chicago-cubs/previews/series-preview-chicago-white-sox-40-42-vs-iowa-cubs-of-chicago-34-48.html
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=jtsunami]Anybody had Edy’s Samoas ice cream? Delish[/quote]
I read this as mimosa and got very confused…
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