I got my money on this guy…
Seriously, what the hell is Garza doing in that photo? He looks like when Chandler can’t smile in “The One With the Engagement Picture.”
Anyway… he’s pitching against Mark Buerhle tonight, who has been known to take an awkward photo himself…
Let’s just try not to be too embarassing out there, guys.
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My money’s on Dewey.
MishQuote Reply
I’ve got Cuey in the batshit crazy pool since there is rain in the forecast.
melissaQuote Reply
Wow Ramirez is a great SS.
EddieQuote Reply
Konerko absolutely hammered that one. He’s on fire.
cwolfQuote Reply
Konerko crushed that pitch.
He’s on fire.Yeah, that’s been mentioned.melissaQuote Reply
5 in a row. Wow. He’s on fire.
WaLiQuote Reply
It’s not going to be fun watching Matt Garza pitch in Wrigley in the summertime, methinks.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
Is Pierzynski, Polish for Lazy Latin?
melissaQuote Reply
[quote name=melissa]Is Pierzynski, Polish for Lazy Latin?[/quote]I think it’s Polish for “raging douchebag”
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=melissa]I’ve got Cuey in the batshit crazy pool since there is rain in the forecast.[/quote]
(dying laughing)
(dying laughing)
Aisle424Quote Reply
I have a feeling this game might be over by 9.
MishQuote Reply
Buerhle is getting an enormous strike zone.
EddieQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]I have a feeling this game might be over.[/quote]
.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=Eddie]Buerhle is getting an enormous strike zone.[/quote]Looks alright on Gameday and ESPN Gamecast.
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Looks alright on Gameday and ESPN Gamecast.[/quote]Put on channel 9. He’s getting the Tom Glavine special tonight.
EddieQuote Reply
[quote name=Eddie]Put on channel 9. He’s getting the Tom Glavine special tonight.[/quote]
I’m watching WGN and it hasn’t seemed that way to me. He only has 2 strikeouts. Cubs are hacking away. He works around the edges of the zone, he’s usually around the plate and has good control.
melissaQuote Reply
That’s the 2nd really nice bare-handed play that Castro has made tonight.
melissaQuote Reply
[quote name=melissa]That’s the 2nd really nice bare-handed play that Castro has made tonight.[/quote]He looks good. Garza wasn’t exactly graceful trying to field that ball. Yikes.
EddieQuote Reply
Beautiful.
EddieQuote Reply
Alright, Peenya
melissaQuote Reply
Cubs need to tie it up and fast. It is absolutely pouring in the Western suburbs and it’s moving East quickly.
EddieQuote Reply
It poured in Central IL, but it cleared up pretty quickly.
binkyQuote Reply
Delay in 3…2….1…
binkyQuote Reply
[quote name=melissa]Alright, Peenya[/quote]There’s the Tom Glavine special. That ball was outside.
EddieQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]I have a feeling this game might be over by 9.[/quote]
I thought you meant by 9 innings (dying laughing)
WaLiQuote Reply
Terrible at bat by Baker. Strike 3 was close enough that he had to protect the plate.
melissaQuote Reply
It’ll be like a hour I bet. Hope they don’t call it with a runner on 1 out.
binkyQuote Reply
Buehrle’s been making hitter look bad for years.
binkyQuote Reply
[quote name=melissa]Terrible at bat by Baker. Strike 3 was close enough that he had to protect the plate.[/quote]Yeah, if there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s taking strike 3 with a runner on third and less than 2 outs.
ACTQuote Reply
Look at the bright side – this delay will give Bob Brenly plenty of time to talk about what he’s eating.
EddieQuote Reply
[quote name=Eddie]Look at the bright side – this delay will give Bob Brenly plenty of time to talk about what he’s eating.[/quote]
for some reason i have been loving the hot dog tour they have been on this year
dylanjQuote Reply
Think they wait out the rain? Or do we get to see Cuey go nuts?
Rice CubeQuote Reply
It would be a shame, since the Cubs have a decent chance of turning this around (win expectancy was .5 before the Baker K, and is about .45 now.)
ACTQuote Reply
[quote name=ACT]It would be a shame, since the Cubs have a decent chance of turning this around (win expectancy was .5 before the Baker K, and is about .45 now.)[/quote]
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Word is that the game will resume at 10 PM.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Ryan Theriot got caught stealing again. That’s his fourth caught stealing against 4 steals.
ACTQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]Word is that the game will resume at 10 PM.[/quote]It will probably take a bit longer than that, though some players have returned to the field.
ACTQuote Reply
Madison Bumgarner’s line for tonight:
IP H R ER SO HR
0.1 9 8 8 0 1 0
ACTQuote Reply
The beauty of short hops…Padres beat the Red Sox in Boston.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
More on Bumgarner’s line:
FIP: -3.04
ERA (or RA): 216.00
ACTQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]Word is that the game will resume at 10 PM.[/quote]So, we doing this thing?
BradleyWoodrumQuote Reply
Bubbles’s Gamecocks ====>> Fucking awesome
bubblesdachimpQuote Reply
[quote name=BradleyWoodrum]So, we doing this thing?[/quote]
Signs point to maybe.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Rice CubeQuote Reply
They’re on the air now.
ACTQuote Reply
Sac liner!
Rice CubeQuote Reply
That was a long time to be on the edge of the seat.
binkyQuote Reply
Aaaaaah Soto…that was a strike anyway so he had to swing. D’oh.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
C’mon Smardjy!
binkyQuote Reply
It’s April still?
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Rarmirez is on pace to hit about 11 homeruns this year. Ugh.
binkyQuote Reply
Bad night for Soto.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
That pitch he took for strike 3 was right down the middle.
ACTQuote Reply
Soto is to patience what Starlin, Sori, and Aram are to aggressiveness.
ACTQuote Reply
[quote name=ACT]Soto is to patience what Starlin, Sori, and Aram are to aggressiveness.[/quote]
Speaking of patience…
http://scores.espn.go.com/mlb/boxscore?gameId=310621104&teams=chicago-cubs-vs-chicago-white-sox
According to this, Fukudome saw more pitches in one plate appearance than Montanez did all night. He saw as many as Castro did, and only one less than Reed Johnson. White Sox pitchers barely had to work.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Buehrle has great control of the strikezone, at least (the relievers not so much).
ACTQuote Reply
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Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
FYI mb, when I log in or out on the mobile site I get taken to a 404 error page. But then if I reload the site everything is fine.
GBTSQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]
[/quote]
(dying laughing)
MishQuote Reply
I’m sorry to hear you got busted, Ryno:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/amish-sexter-buggy-sex-549028
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=GBTS]FYI mb, when I log in or out on the mobile site I get taken to a 404 error page. But then if I reload the site everything is fine.[/quote]
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]I’m sorry to hear you got busted, Ryno:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/amish-sexter-buggy-sex-549028%5B/quote%5D
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
FG Q&A with Ryno (the non-faget version):
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/qa-ryne-sandberg/
MishQuote Reply
http://msn.foxsports.com/collegefootball/story/college-football-bowl-matchup-predictions-for-2012-061711?GT1=39002
I’ll take it.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]http://msn.foxsports.com/collegefootball/story/college-football-bowl-matchup-predictions-for-2012-061711?GT1=39002
I’ll take it.[/quote]You would take it, faget.
WaLiQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]I’m sorry to hear you got busted, Ryno:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/amish-sexter-buggy-sex-549028%5B/quote%5D
And those TV producers laughed and said my idea for a spin-off, “To Catch a Predator: Amish Country” was “foolish and completely ridiculous.” Who’s laughing now?
Aisle424Quote Reply
[quote name=WaLi]You would take it, faget.[/quote]
You are correct. I would.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
That was an excellent interview with Sandberg.
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]http://msn.foxsports.com/collegefootball/story/college-football-bowl-matchup-predictions-for-2012-061711?GT1=39002
I’ll take it.[/quote]
WTF? Not only does he have aOSU winning the Big Ten, but no mention of the inevitable NCAA sanctions that are could ban them from bowl games?
EDIT: nevermind, I can’t fucking read (dying laughing)
BerseliusQuote Reply
That said, I’ll also take it with UW in a BCS bowl (dying laughing)
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]WTF? Not only does he have aOSU winning the Big Ten, but no mention of the inevitable NCAA sanctions that are could ban them from bowl games?[/quote]
I guess he assumes it’ll take three years like it did with USC. But this is the same guy that thinks Texas has a chance at the Fiesta Bowl.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
http://www.sporcle.com/games/bigpapi/lebron-or-dirk
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2011/06/did_mark_cubans_attorney_just_file_greatest_legal_scoreboard_ever_in_perot_case.php
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]http://www.sporcle.com/games/bigpapi/lebron-or-dirk[/quote]
(dying laughing)
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]
[/quote]
One plus two plus two plus one…
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]http://www.sporcle.com/games/bigpapi/lebron-or-dirk[/quote]
Rice CubeQuote Reply
I wanted to stab Wade after that three. The Mavs did one better.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius](dying laughing)[/quote]
I got 2/2.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]
[/quote]
Lebron disabled the prompt.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]I got 2/2.[/quote]Me too. You and I are smrt.
mb21Quote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]I wanted to stab Wade after that three. The Mavs did one better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeuNIvISTkg%5B/quote%5D
Mark Cuban got kind of excited towards the middle of that clip.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]Mark Cuban got kind of excited towards the middle of that clip.[/quote]
He was just trying to get on TV. It’s all about him, you know?
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=mb21]Me too. You and I are smrt.[/quote]
There’s no way you got 2/2. I live in the area, so I know these answers.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]He was just trying to get on TV. It’s all about him, you know?[/quote]
Well, he IS the owner…
And it’s nice to be a well-exposed owner of a franchise that doesn’t suck, I wager.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]There’s no way you got 2/2. I live in the area, so I know these answers.[/quote]
Yeah, but you’re not very representative of the general public Ryno. DFW is a small market.
/Yellon
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]Well, he IS the owner…
And it’s nice to be a well-exposed owner of a franchise that doesn’t suck, I wager.[/quote]
Not as nice as an owner that doesn’t want to be on TV sometimes.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]Yeah, but you’re not very representative of the general public Ryno. DFW is a small market.
/Yellon[/quote]
(dying laughing)
Still cracks me up that Alvin said Bradley wasn’t used to playing in a large market. Silly little LA and DFW…
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]Not as nice as an owner that doesn’t want to be on TV sometimes.[/quote]
He picked the wrong seats then.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
Ryno, did you also wear your sunglasses at night?
Rice CubeQuote Reply
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/BLS-Photoshop-contest-Jayson-Werth-is-handsome-?urn=mlb-wp10156
He looks like one of the Geico cavemen.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]Ryno, did you also wear your sunglasses at night?
No, but I don’t need to keep track of the visions in my eyes.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]Ryno, did you also wear your sunglasses at night?
mb21Quote Reply
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/How-do-you-stop-Roy-Halladay-Marine-says-use-a-?urn=mlb-wp10286
Hmmm…probably a bit inappropriate.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]No, but I don’t need to keep track of the visions in my eyes.[/quote]
I guess you won’t masquerade with the guy in shades….oh no.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=mb21]I bet those are 3-D glasses.[/quote]
They make the players on the field look like they’re real!
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]I guess you won’t masquerade with the guy in shades….oh no.[/quote]
Nope. Nor will I ever surrender.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=mb21]I bet those are 3-D glasses.[/quote]
I’d be more impressed if they were 1-D glasses
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]I’d be more impressed if they were 1-D glasses[/quote]
Good…point.
/cryptic nerd joke
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]Good…point.
/cryptic nerd joke[/quote]
(dying laughing)
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]Good…point.
/cryptic nerd joke[/quote](dying laughing) dork
although 1-d is a line not a point.
WaLiQuote Reply
[quote name=WaLi](dying laughing) dork
although 1-d is a line not a point.[/quote]
Correct. But you are out of line. I’m watching you.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
So apparently Alfonso Soriano made a boo-boo and called Cubs fans the worst in treatment of their players.
I’d applaud him but now he’s going to be skewered until they can get him out of town. Sad.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=WaLi](dying laughing) dork
although 1-d is a line not a point.[/quote]
Well, sometimes (dying laughing)
BerseliusQuote Reply
In geometry, isn’t a point the absence of dimension?
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]In geometry, isn’t a point the absence of dimension?[/quote]Yeah, 0-D I guess.
WaLiQuote Reply
David Ortiz is definitely not non-dimensional:
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=16138089&partnerId=aw-7520116456499304550-996
He’d have been in without a tag attempt if he hadn’t stutter-stepped.
This play was like the baseball equivalent of dividing by zero.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
He started a good full second before the guy even went into his delivery. That’s the pitcher not thinking for a second that David wouldn’t take advantage.
binkyQuote Reply
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]In geometry, isn’t a point the absence of dimension?[/quote]
I’m not a geometer, but the definition of dimension is just how many parameters you need to pin down a specific point (or element) of whatever set you’re in. So if we’re talking about the usual Euclidean vector space technically a single point is of dimension 3 since you need to give three things to specify it. If you’re talking about just the real line a point is dimension 1. A line is dimension 1 because you just give a parameter for however far along you move on it. Technically you also need slope and a starting point but since Euclidean space is rotationally and transationally invariant you can ignore them. However, if you’re talking about a graph of a line as opposed to the abstract concept of a line it’s 2D, as it consists of the pair (t, f(t)).
/nerd.
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]I’m not a geometer, but the definition of dimension is just how many parameters you need to pin down a specific point (or element) of whatever set you’re in. So if we’re talking about the usual Euclidean vector space technically a single point is of dimension 3 since you need to give three things to specify it. If you’re talking about just the real line a point is dimension 1. A line is dimension 1 because you just give a parameter for however far along you move on it. Technically you also need slope and a starting point but since Euclidean space is rotationally and transationally invariant you can ignore them. However, if you’re talking about a graph of a line as opposed to the abstract concept of a line it’s 2D, as it consists of the pair (t, f(t)).
/nerd.[/quote]
Way to take the fun out of the joke, asshole.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]Way to take the fun out of the joke, asshole.[/quote]
He’s a real funsucker.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]Way to take the fun out of the joke, asshole.[/quote]
(dying laughing), hey, he asked a question.
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius](dying laughing), hey, he asked a question.[/quote]
You have answered it nobly.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Anyone still watching the College World Series?
http://www.ncaa.com/brackets/baseball/d1/2011
Cal gets one more chance to knock off Virginia, then will have to get through South Carolina twice to get to the best-of-three round. Probably won’t happen, but I’m surprised they even got past the super regional after the program was set to be destroyed at the end of this season.
Also, one of the Cal players is tied to BALCO somehow. Weird.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]Anyone still watching the College World Series?[/quote]
I was under the impression they shut it down early this year.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
So… did Garzie go nutso?
Suburban kidQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]I was under the impression they shut it down early this year.[/quote]
I didn’t know that. It seems like it’s earlier than usual though, the championship round is next week.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Suburban kid]So… did Garzie go nutso?[/quote]
Nah, they didn’t let him play after the rain stopped.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]I didn’t know that. It seems like it’s earlier than usual though, the championship round is next week.[/quote]
Yeah, pretty sure they quit playing for real yesterday.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]Yeah, pretty sure they quit playing for real yesterday.[/quote]
That sucks. Too many storms or what?
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]That sucks. Too many storms or what?[/quote]
They just decided it wasn’t worth it.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]That sucks. Too many storms or what?[/quote]
I’m assuming that UT was knocked out of the tournament yesterday (dying laughing)
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]I’m assuming that UT was knocked out of the tournament yesterday (dying laughing)[/quote]
My sarcasm meter is broken (dying laughing)
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]
[/quote]I love how he waited to see if it went in before he held his eye and complained to the ref.
jtsunamiQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]I’m assuming that UT was knocked out of the tournament yesterday (dying laughing)[/quote]
UHHHHH, we were eliminated Monday!
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=jtsunami]I love how he waited to see if it went in before he held his eye and complained to the ref.[/quote]
Fall immediately, just to be sure. Pretend to be hurt if you miss. Wade is such a fucking cunt.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
^ (dying laughing)
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]I’m not a geometer, but the definition of dimension is just how many parameters you need to pin down a specific point (or element) of whatever set you’re in. So if we’re talking about the usual Euclidean vector space technically a single point is of dimension 3 since you need to give three things to specify it. If you’re talking about just the real line a point is dimension 1. A line is dimension 1 because you just give a parameter for however far along you move on it. Technically you also need slope and a starting point but since Euclidean space is rotationally and transationally invariant you can ignore them. However, if you’re talking about a graph of a line as opposed to the abstract concept of a line it’s 2D, as it consists of the pair (t, f(t)).
/nerd.[/quote]Amusing, but wrong.
A point can be defined on a line, two dimensions, or three dimensions, but that doesn’t change the fact it is dimensionless.
WaLiQuote Reply
You’re dimensionless.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHficJLPeSQ
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]You’re dimensionless.[/quote]You’re as exciting as the derivatives of e^x
WaLiQuote Reply
[quote name=WaLi]You’re as exciting as the derivatives of e^x[/quote]
It’s been years since I took calculus, but isn’t that just e^x?
Apologies in advance if I ruined the joke. This will be two weeks without dinner for me.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]It’s been years since I took calculus, but isn’t that just e^x?
Apologies in advance if I ruined the joke. This will be two weeks without dinner for me.[/quote]
(dying laughing) yeah.
(I’m telling him he isn’t very exciting)
WaLiQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]It’s been years since I took calculus, but isn’t that just e^x?.[/quote]
Correct.
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=WaLi]Amusing, but wrong.
A point can be defined on a line, two dimensions, or three dimensions, but that doesn’t change the fact it is dimensionless.[/quote]
Yeah, you’re right. You can tell that I find geometry annoying (dying laughing).
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]Yeah, you’re right. You can tell that I find geometry annoying (dying laughing).[/quote]
Don’t be such a square.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Despite being Indian and a math nerd, I’m glad I missed this conversation.
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=WaLi]You’re as exciting as the derivatives of e^x[/quote]
rdrr
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]Despite being Indian and a math nerd, I’m glad I missed this conversation.[/quote]
False. You’re dying on the inside.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]rdrr[/quote]
WaLiQuote Reply
The math talk will stop NOW!!!
Or I will go on the most math-filled rant you’ve ever seen!
Aisle424Quote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]The math talk will stop NOW!!!
Or I will go on the most math-filled rant you’ve ever seen![/quote]
Rant ^ Rant
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Aisle424]The math talk will stop NOW!!!
Or I will go on the most math-filled rant you’ve ever seen![/quote]
Will it be one-dimensional?
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2011/6/22/2237259/the-nl-central-dream-team
MishQuote Reply
Len Kasper ———> 5 year extension
BerseliusQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]Len Kasper ———> 5 year extension[/quote]
They had to release Silva to make this happen.
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2011/6/22/2237259/the-nl-central-dream-team[/quote]I was skeptical of Castro’s inclusion, but then I checked the other SS in the division. Theriot, Betancourt, Cedeno, Janish, Barnes… ewwwww.
ACTQuote Reply
*Barmes
ACTQuote Reply
Sori says Chicago fans are worse than NY fans. Ouch. http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=6692394
Of course, this will almost certainly be used against him, even if it’s true.
ACTQuote Reply
[quote name=ACT]Sori says Chicago fans are worse than NY fans. Ouch. http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=6692394
Of course, this will almost certainly be used against him, even if it’s true.[/quote]
Soriano could go around and individually give every Cub fan amazing head and he’d still be shat on
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]Soriano could go around and individually give every Cub fan amazing head and he’d still be shat on[/quote]
Interesting image.
/faget
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]Soriano could go around and individually give every Cub fan amazing head and he’d still be shat on[/quote]
So he’s into Cleveland Steamers?
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]So he’s into Cleveland Steamers?[/quote]Who isn’t?
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]Who isn’t?[/quote]
Your mother.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]Your mother.[/quote]
She was cool with it last night.
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]She was cool with it last night.[/quote]
She spoils you.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]She was cool with it last night.[/quote]
You bad mother lover.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]You bad mother–.[/quote]
Shut yo mouth.
Dr. Aneus TaintQuote Reply
Does anyone ever read Scot Gregor’s Sox blog on the Daily Herald website?
http://blogs.dailyherald.com/node/5894
His writes like he works for the White Sox high school newspaper.
This particular blog post has some real ‘cool story, bro’ feel to it.
Chris DickersonQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]Soriano could go around and individually give every Cub fan amazing head and he’d still be shat on[/quote]
Ladies and gentlemen… The Aristocrats!
CormsQuote Reply
[quote name=Jame Gumb]Shut yo mouth.[/quote]
Hey, I was only talkin’ ’bout Mish’s mom.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=ACT]Sori says Chicago fans are worse than NY fans. Ouch. http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=6692394
Of course, this will almost certainly be used against him, even if it’s true.[/quote]Although Chicago fans are, by and large, feckless, knuckle-dragging, pieces of cattle shit, I think Soriano needs to talk to anyone who has played for a Philadelphia team before he decides who the worst is. (dying laughing)
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder]Although Chicago fans are, by and large, feckless, knuckle-dragging, pieces of cattle shit, I think Soriano needs to talk to anyone who has played for a Philadelphia team before he decides who the worst is. (dying laughing)[/quote]
It’s nice to know you care about us Chicago fans.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=Rice Cube]It’s nice to know you care about us Chicago fans.[/quote](dying laughing), well, I am one of you…
Mercurial OutfielderQuote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder](dying laughing), well, I am one of you…[/quote]Keep me out of this. (dying laughing)
Suburban kidQuote Reply
[quote name=Berselius]Len Kasper ———> 5 year extension[/quote]They said Len is a good broadcaster. I always thought he was kind of generic. Although, it was pretty funny when he made fun of Doug Davis for not hustling.
binkyQuote Reply
[quote name=Mercurial Outfielder](dying laughing), well, I am one of you…[/quote]
Resistance is futile.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Um…
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/06/22/cubs-owner-joe-ricketts-sued-for-sexual-harrassment/
MishQuote Reply
Um…
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/06/22/cubs-owner-joe-ricketts-sued-for-sexual-harrassment/
MishQuote Reply
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AiTLl2yaXqwyZIB5EpWgmF8RvLYF?slug=ap-chicagocubs-ownersued
Joe Ricketts = sleazeball
dylanjQuote Reply
let me just say this- due to my political beliefs I already fucking hate Pappa Joe and this only helps further my disdain
dylanjQuote Reply
It sounds like he just fired the women but didn’t actually grab their boobs or tell them they had nice tushies or anything. I’d be interested to see what he says about it.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
Ricketts didnt do the harassing RC- but he re-hired the COO who crossed the line. Which is monumentally stupid.
dylanjQuote Reply
(dying laughing)
(dying laughing)
What is wrong with the Red Sox? They’re about to drop two straight to the Padres pending a rain delay (dying laughing)
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=dylanj]Ricketts didnt do the harassing RC- but he re-hired the COO who crossed the line. Which is monumentally stupid.[/quote]
I agree with this.
Rice CubeQuote Reply
[quote name=dylanj]let me just say this- due to my political beliefs I already fucking hate Pappa Joe and this only helps further my disdain[/quote]
I’m a libertarian so I hope you don’t hate me too. (dying laughing)
MishQuote Reply
[quote name=Mish]I’m a libertarian so I hope you don’t hate me too. (dying laughing)[/quote]
if i actually thought Ricketts was a real libertarian I would.
dylanjQuote Reply
New game thread up: http://obstructedview.net/chicago-cubs/games/guy-nobody-wanted-who-is-suddenly-indispensable-vs-guy-we-wanted-and-are-now-glad-we-didnt-get.html
Aisle424Quote Reply
[quote name=dylanj]let me just say this- due to my political beliefs I already fucking hate Pappa Joe/quote]
I’m oh so disappointed that you hate me.
Wait. Nope. I was wrong. I don’t care.
mb21Quote Reply