Daily Facepalm 3.13.12

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Practice game wrapup

The Cubs knocked the eminently hittable Bronson Arroyo around in the first inning, capped off by an approximately 900 ft Alfonso Soriano HR (HR distance estimated by the sound it made coming off the bat and Len's reaction). Paul Maholm performed about as expected in his Cubs debut, giving up a homer to Reds outfielder Todd Frazier but mostly generating a ton of grounders. Jeff Samardzija started the third inning with a hit batter and gave up two runs before settling down and going three largely positive innings. Aside from that hit batsman, he struck out three and didn't walk anyone. Despite Sveum's gushing he's probably still a longshot for the rotation but it's nice to see him finally pitching well. Carlos Marmol continued his struggles, walking two and giving up two hits on his way to three runs in his inning of work. The Cubs came back on a three run homer by Joe Mather to give Marmol the doubly meaningless win.

Junior Lake fouled a ball off his ankle (a bone-on-bone impact, per Zonk). It's been taped up, there should be some update on it today.

Former Cub Sean Marshall pitched a scoreless inning for the Reds, striking out two batters.

Is there a Cubs game today?

Indeed. The Cubs face Madison Bumgarner and the Giants at 3 CT. Len Kasper and Mick Gillespie have the call on gameday audio. Here's the Cubs lineup

RF DeJesus
2B Barney
SS Castro
LF Soriano
1B LaHair
3B Mather
C Clevenger
CF Sappelt
P Volstad

We don't have to worry about Sveum getting annoyed with what we write

From Muskat:

Basically all I know how to do is get on the Internet and check scores or on my phone and email a little bit but I”m not searching articles. To me, that doesn’t make sense why you’d read good or bad. Obviously, we know there’s going to be more bad than good so it’s irrelevant to look at articles or seek any kind of media that way. I’ve got better things to do than seek out articles on myself or the team. I’m living the team, the nine innings, every single night. I know what goes on. I don’t have to look to find out what somebody else thinks. I know what’s going on.

Sveum has experience with a large, dagger-drawing media market from his time with Boston, so hopefully he'll be much more savvy than Cuey. So far it looks pretty good. Once the season begins and the Cubs inevitably start losing, Cubs fans and the media could quickly start losing their patience.

Payroll page updated

The OV Payroll page has been updated with the Gerardo Concepcion signing, as well as the Cubs settlements with its prearb players (most notably Jeff Samardzija) and Matt Garza's arb settlement. The Cubs are on the hook for about $114 million for 2012, which is surprisingly third in the division behind the Cardinals and Brewers.

Roster cleanup, roster battles

Casey Weathers was taken off the 40-man roster yesterday. I wouldn't be surprised if this was to re-clear room for Blake DeWitt, who's having a nice spring and seems to be in good regard with the manager. Of course, I don't really get why the Cubs didn't just do this when they DFA'd DeWitt a few weeks ago. DeWitt isn't a star or anything, but I think he's a much better player than his performance reflected last season.

There are basically just two-and-a-half position player roster spots open at this point. Steve Clevenger and Welington Castillo are battling for the Koyie Hill Memorial backup catcher spot. I know MB thinks Clevenger will get it but I think it's Castillo's to lose. I think Tony Campana has a tenuous hold on the fifth outfielder spot, due to his speed and the fact that the other two CFs on the roster (Marlon Byrd, Reed Johnson) are right handed. Of course, Brett Jackson is a much better option than any of these guys but he shouldn't be up until May or June. Joe Mather has also played some CF in his time in the Cardinals organization, and could have a shot at a roster spot due to the fact that he can also play some 3B. His hitting numbers stink (Marcel has him at .291 wOBA), but platoon splits could still be enough to push him ahead of Ian Stewart against LHP.

Cubs come in 20th in BP Org rankings

Snark-blurb from KG:

The rebuild his begun, but there is still much work to be done. When your team's fans are obsessed with Matt Szczur and Junior Lake, doesn't speak well of the system.

In case you were wondering, the Texas Rangers came in as #6org in KG's rankings. The original #6org came in seventh.

More farm system discussion

Hardball Times also has a piece up going more in depth about the Cubs organization. Writer Jeff Moore would place the Cubs system in the middle of the pack, and has lots of nice things to say about Brett Jackson. He basically calls him a middle-class man's Matt Kemp/Jacoby Ellsbury.

GIF of the day

Paula Deen hit in the face with a frozen ham.

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  1. GBTS

    Carryover from last thread:
    Many condolences, Mish. Cancer fucking sucks.

    If I were on my home computer I’d offer a Yellon photoshop of your choice. Consider it an open offer.

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  2. mb21

    I know MB thinks Clevenger will get it but I think it’s Castillo’s to lose.

    Based on playing time so far I’d say that’s true. I don’t expect Castillo to last long as the back-up catcher. What the Cubs need to do is trade one of those two. Or Soto. I don’t really care, but there’s no reason to have this many capable catchers on the roster. Especially when every team in baseball is looking for catching. (dying laughing)

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  3. Suburban kid

    No team is going to catch the Yankees. Not only are they a national brand, but they have a lot of international fans too.

    Yeah, in my experience of living abroad for several+ years, international baseball fans can be split in the following way:

    Yankees 93%
    Red Sox 2%
    City they visited once or lived in for awhile 5%

    New York itself is an international brand, not just the Yankees (although the Mets don’t seem to benefit).

    The Red Sox have an edge due to winning the WS twice in the last 10 years. For some reason, the Cardinals do not seem to have leveraged their recent winning the same way overseas – probably because they are in the midwest and not on a coast.

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  4. josh

    WaLi wrote:

    Run away!

    Yes, I’ve always been rife feed for the Hope Monster. Even having acknowledged the futility, I still will go through a hope/disappointment cycle.

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  5. Rice Cube

    Levine’s chat:

    Bobby (Oak Lawn IL)

    Whats the deal with former first round pick Hayden Simpson? Is he still part of the future?

    Bruce Levine (1:14 PM)

    Very doubtful at this point. He’s had a myriad of illnesses and injuries and the talent level just might not be there.

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  6. Rice Cube

    This is obviously a typo but still funny:

    RJ (Blunt, IL)

    Bruce: I keep hearing fans / media etc saying the Cubs won’t be ready to compete until 21015. Why is that the year from what I see this team is talent deficient in the minors as is. What makes anyone think they will have any major league ready star talent by that time.

    Bruce Levine (1:44 PM)

    I think that your observation is a good one. Because nobody can pinpoint when the talent will be better. It might be better next year. Or it might not be better in the next 2 or 3 years. The new management group have good philosophies and a good track record. But they are going to have to prove it by being successful here.

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  7. Suburban kid

    Daily Facepalm 3.13.12
    March 13, 2012 By Berselius

    Has MB posted a DFP yet? I don’t think so. Lazy bastard.

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  8. josh

    @ Rice Cube:
    He’s right, it becomes fairly difficult to predict wins and loses 18,000 years into the future. I mean, who knows if they’ll even still be using bone baseballs by then?

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  9. Aisle424

    I’m the only one too lazy to do a Facepalm. I’m in a weakened state from not having eaten dinner since this place opened.

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  10. WaLi

    Listening to this now – http://www.archive.org/details/plf2012-02-18.dpa4ch.flac16

    Phil & Friends show from 2/18 with:
    Phil Lesh: Bass, Vocals (Obviously from Grateful Dead)
    John Scofield: Guitar (Great Jazz Guitarist, Medeski Martin Scofield & Wood)
    Warren Haynes: Guitar, Vocals (Allman Brothers, Gov’t Mule, The Dead)
    Jackie Greene: Guitar, Keys and Vocals (Great up and coming guitarist, plays with Phil & Friends)
    Jeff Chimenti: Keys, Vocals (Ratdog, The Dead, Furthur, Les Claypool’s Frog Brigade)
    Joe Russo: Drums (Benevento/Russo Duo, Furthur)

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  11. josh

    So is everybody finally coming around to my POV that Zonk is terrible? I’ve been annoyed with him since Day 1, but caught a lot of flak for it last season.

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  12. Mucker

    GBTS wrote:

    @ Mucker:
    I read yesterday that they’re the front runners for Mario Williams.
    Also, Brandon Marshall —–> Bears

    I’m so happy right now.

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  13. Steve Swisher

    @ Rice Cube: Funny, was just going to post this here myself. (Dying laughing) It’s like Hendry’s little goodbye to us, isn’t it? Another first-round bust. Move over, Drew Hall! Make room, Bobby Brownlie!

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  14. Snyds01

    Mucker
    March 13, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    Saints resigned Colston. Bears have no choice now, they have to go all out for VJax.

    Brandon Marshall: “False”

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  15. mb21

    Suburban kid wrote:

    New York itself is an international brand, not just the Yankees (although the Mets don’t seem to benefit).

    That’s a good point. I think you’re right regarding the Cardinals lack of international support having to do with them being in the midwest. If the Cubs were really good for a decade I don’t think that would stand in the way because Chicago a such a large city. It will be hard for them to attract international fans though because so many are already Yankees fans and they’re not going to switch teams.

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  16. Aisle424

    I love this because he’s picking on Kap for being a Soriano hater, like he isn’t the one lighting everyone’s torches for them. Then he has to throw in the dig about how he would have been out if the throw was better.

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  17. mb21

    @ Rice Cube:
    I think we could enable embedding content like that in the same way we have images, but the problem with that is someone could insert something malicious. I’ve seen 424 embed things so it’s something the admins can do, but it wouldn’t be a wise idea to allow everyone to be able to do that.

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