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Nerd plans usually run less risk of disembowelment.

 

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  1. josh

    @ Rice Cube:
    It’s all about the experience of beer flavored pop, peanuts that cost as much as the GNP of a small Indonesian island, and pissing in a trough like a pig. That’s the Wrigley Life.

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  2. SVB

    @ josh:
    It’ll all be forgotten by now (morning).

    Like this stuff below:

    Though I think Facebook will find a way to follow MySpace down the rabbit hole long before 2038

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  3. Berselius

    Derek Lowe was released yesterday. The Cubs said they’re not interested, but it would make more sense that they weren’t interested in trading anything for him. He’s got a better chance of eating some innings than the likes of Germano and Raley

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  4. Rice Cube

    @ Berselius:
    I assume he’d be cheap now (something like 25% of the league minimum at this point?) but I kind of like how Germano is doing so far though I wouldn’t bet on him keeping it up. It would make sense for the Cubs to keep running Raley out there to see what happens (TM)

    I also think a fringe contender would be more likely to pick up a guy like Lowe but if not then the Cubs should have him on their list of veterans to sign at a bargain and then trade for upside.

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  5. Chet Masterson

    @ josh:

    Josh, would you say you felt “like you drank a thousand beers, you guys”? Or did you stick mostly to top shelf margs at Chilis?

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  6. mb21

    @ SVB:
    I’m guessing whatever they had in 2010 is where I wasn’t old enough to remember so I guess that means I”m brilliant. (dying laughing)

    what would have been 2011?

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  7. mb21

    @ Berselius:
    Do the Cubs really need someone to eat innings? In 3 weeks there will be at least 15 to 17 pitchers on the roster. Maybe even more. I’d much rather see what Raley and Germano can do. I expect little to nothing, but it might give us an idea if they could be effective relievers down the road.

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  8. Rizzo the Rat

    Would you remember something like Larry Flint getting shot or Charlie Chaplin’s coffin being stolen?

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  9. Berselius

    @ mb21:

    I know what you’re saying, I’m thinking more along the “someone’s gotta pitch” lines. I guess it’s a moot point, since Lowe isn’t worth a damn anymore either.

    I don’t think much of Raley. Has he ever made a Cubs prospect list?

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  10. mb21

    @ Berselius:
    Never a top 10 that I’m aware of. I don’t think much of him either, but I’d much rather see him get a shot than Lowe. Lowe has no value to the future of this team. Raley might. Probably not as a starter, but he might have some value. I’d rather watch him, Casey Coleman and any pitcher at AAA or AA than Lowe.

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  11. SVB

    @ mb21:
    The hostages should be 1979. I remember we had yellow ribbons cut from construction paper on all our windows in jr. high. I think Camp David would be the best 1978.

    1977: STAR WARS. Duh.

    1976 would be the bicentennial. The red, white, and blue was everywhere that year. Pretty sure that Crayola had to come out with 8 crayon sets that were 3 red, 3 blue, and 2 white (cuz who colors with white?). Sucked to be a green or yellow crayon that year.

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  12. mb21

    SVB wrote:

    @ mb21:
    1976 would be the bicentennial. The red, white, and blue was everywhere that year. Pretty sure that Crayola had to come out with 8 crayon sets that were 3 red, 3 blue, and 2 white (cuz who colors with white?). Sucked to be a green or yellow crayon that year.

    (dying laughing)

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  13. Rizzo the Rat

    Johan Santana: 1.1 IP, 8 ER. Ouch. Fourth time in a row he’s given up 6 or more earned runs in 5 or less innings. Brought his ERA up to an ugly 4.58.

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